#I think this is why I have no friends

[mynnthia]

was talking with a friend about how some of dunmeshi fаndom misunderstands kabru's initial feelings towards laios.

to sum up kabru's situation via a self-contained modernized metaphor:

kabru is like a guy who lost his entire family in a highly traumatic car accident. years later he joins a discord server and takes note of laios, another server member who seems interesting, so they start chatting. then laios reveals his special interest and favorite movie of all time is David Cronenberg's Crash (1996), and invites kabru to go watch a demolition derby with him

[oars]

[willow-sword]

FNAF timeline by me (Updated) (November 2023)

So like in the early 1920’s maybe idk (it really doesn’t matter), we got William trying to open a restaurant. And he has, but nobody likes it cuz he’s a loser obviously. But then we got Henry, he’s has like zero money, but he knows how to make good entertaining robots, and opens a restaurant. It’s going well and everyone is having a good time. Willam isnt tho cuz like I said, he’s a loser. He sees that Henry is struggling with money and is like “Hey ol’buddy ol’pal, let’s become business partners and like open a restaurant together? I handle the financial side and make sure we have money, and u handle the robots and the design side, yeah?” And Henry is like “ok”

Anyways now we have like, the game 2 restaurant.

Now Henry is building the robots and stuff, when William is like “how about we add *insert thing* and *insert thing*?” And Henry is ofc like “um, weird, but ok ig” Anyways William is very jealous of Henry bc Henry can make good robots with personality, while he just kinda makes robots. When he gets really angry one day and yk, like a normal person, KILLS HENRY’S KID.

Anyways Charlie dead, and Henry is like “my kid is dead :(“ AND LIKE A COMPLETELY NORMAL PERSON, he creates a robot version of her, THAT GROWS UP, LIKE THERE ARE 4 VERSIONS OF THE ROBOT CHILD. Anyways meanwhile William is all like, “I want to kill more kids :)” bc that’s OBVIOUSLY how Henry gets his robots good. During this time Henry is like “ngl, I want to kill myself” and instead of being a normal person HE BUILDS A ROBOT THAT WOULD BE THE FOURTH ROBOT IN THE ROBOT CHILD SERIES IN ORDER TO KILL HIMSELF. Which, like, is kinda, like, something. Anyways, he builds Baby, who would eventually become the star of Circus Baby Pizza World. Henry dies, obviously, nobody gets functional parents in this series. ONLY AFTER HE BUILDS FNAF 6 THO BUT IDEK WHERE THAT EVEN GOES.

After Henry dies, William goes to Henry’s house to get stuff that belonged Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza, and he of course discovers Baby and he’s like “y’know what this thing that was specifically made to kill my business partner would be great for? KILLIN’ KIDS!!” Anyways so he then builds Sister location around Baby so she can kill kids for him.

So now William has sister location restaurant open and on the first day Baby(the main robot), kills a kid :D, BUT OH NO ITS HIS KID. Anyway, Elizabeth is dead, BUT after the incident Baby’s eyes go from Blue to Green, guess what color Elizabeth’s eyes were? They were green, the color green. Wait no, they’re British, colour. So now William is all like “o-m-g, if I just put dead kids in the robots they’ll be more like Henry’s!! Wait, no, BETTER than Henry’s!!!”

Enough on the adults, they’re getting boring. Back to Elizabeth getting killed, it’s HEAVILYYYY implied that Crying Child (another of William’s poor unfortunate kids) saw her get killed by Baby. Anyways now he’s like SCARED of robots ALOTTT, I mean u would too if u saw ur sister get grabbed into a robot thing and probably blendered.

And ofc William being the nice and caring dad that he is, USES CC FOR HIS NEW EXPERIMENTAL TECHNOLOGY!!! This new experimental technology is a hallucinogenic gas that tricks the brain to see things that aren’t there. So now CC is getting “attacked” by nightmare versions of our favorite pals. Also William also kidnapped a bunch of other kids to test the fazgas on because he was like “i want to see children’s fear levels for no reason :)))” I think the Faz Goo was probably made during this time but…I don’t even know man.

Anyways, when it isn’t nighttime, CC has another nightmare to worry about, Michael, his older brother. Now Mike is our like, main character for at least games 1,3,5, and 6, but we’ll get to that later. Now at the OG fredbear’s family diner, Michael is like “yk what’s a good idea? Sticking my little brother’s entire head into a mouth of a robot, because that will definitely have no consequences whatsoever:)” Anyways, guess what happens, CC is not dead per say, but he’s also in critical condition at the hospital, yk with his whole entire front lobe of brain being Robo food and all. CC being at the hospital is also where FNAF 4 takes place since he’s in a coma or whatever. Now here’s where William(I think) says his famous line

“I will put you back together again”

Anyways Crying Child dies, like a loser.

And that was what would become known as the bite of 1983

Somewhere during all of this FNAF 2 closes because everyone was like “erm, I kinda don’t want to take my kids somewhere that they go missing” Also like, they probably got sued into oblivion after one of the robots bite the Frontal brain lobe of a security guard, this would be known as the bite of 1987. WHICH LEADS US TO THE FIRST GAME WOOOO!!!

Now we’re at FNAF 1 where the “original” 5 kids go missing and get stuffed into the suits and whatever. Now this is the location where people are like “Hey Willam…are you killin’ kids???” and he’s of course like “WHATTTT NOOOO NEVERRR, YKNOW I LOST CHILDREN TOOOOO” and runs off from the police. Why? Because he’s killing kids. Anyways the FNAF 1 restaurant closes down because people of course don’t want to take their kids somewhere that they go missing! Also they went bankrupt but that’s besides the point.

Now, Willam dies somewhere during this cause he was getting tormented by the kids that he killed, because WHO KNEW ACTIONS HAD CONSEQUENCES?!?!?!? Anyways, Willam dies cuz he’s like “These brats(dead children) can’t get me if there’s no robot for them to possess” and he dismantles all of the og animatronics, but uh oh! The dead kids spirits COME OUT OF THE ROBOTS. WHY??? I DON’T KNOW. Now, William all like “well…this is a problem” so he does a very SMART thing and gets inside the same suit that he wore when he killed the kids because he was all like “this will scare ‘em!!” But it didn’t, and it was wet, and the spring locks activated with him inside it and he died lol

Somewhere after this our boy Mike grows up and is like “I think my dad killed those kids” so he goes to investigate!!! During this investigation of his, ol Mikey boy stumbles across sister location! In which he’s like “Man, that one robot(Baby) looks a lot like my dead sister. Oh well, that definitely won’t have consequences” He ofc “works” there for 5 nights until the fifth night…he’s instructed by “Baby” to go to the scooper room. Do you know why they call it the Scooping Room? It’s because, dummy, that’s the room where they use the scooper. I thought that would be obvious. Anyways Michael gets his guts and stuff SCOOPED OUT OF HIS BODY, LIKE FULL ON RIPPED OUT. That’s because the Sister Location robots want to escape and be “human” since all of em are dead kids. Obviously Mike’s body decays since that’s what dead bodies do, Baby and the gang decide to leave the mess of a body and go…I’m not sure tbh. Anyways now Mikey is all like “…why am I still alive??? I am literally supposed to be dead” and decides he REALLY needs to see William.

Anyways back to Willam.

30 years later after ol’ Willy’s “death” Freddys of course opens back up because there’s some people that are like “those spooky rumors about dead kids haunting the original five Freddy robots? Yeah, let’s get em all in one place and open a HORROR attraction to capitalize on the disappearance of FIVE FAMILIES’ KIDS!!! Because ‘WOOOOO MONEYYYYYY!!!’ Let’s also add this gold rabbit robot thing that definitely does not look and smell like it has a dead body in it!” Anyways all that happens and our boy Mikey shows up, works as a security guard there for a bit, SETS IT ON FIRE TO KILL WILLAM, and dips. Of course, Willam doesn’t die because that’s only FNAF 3 babeyyyyy

Now I know what you might be thinking, “Hey, where is Willam’s wife during all this? Wouldn’t she be curious to know where her husband was for 30 years? What her last surviving child was doing with his life?” And the answer is…she never gets mentioned, she could be dead, Willam could’ve created all three of his children through mitosis, he could’ve kidnapped all three of his children to create this “family,” we just don’t know. Due to the complete lack of information surrounding her I have decided she went off to Italy with Henry’s Wife since we also don’t know what happened with her. They are both living their best lives in Italy ig

[chloesimaginationthings]

What if Mike got the bad ending of the FNAF movie..

[honehonn3honey]

Birthday boy 🎂

[stuckinapril]

friend wanted to see my tumblr, and when i told him i can’t show it to him bc it’s basically my personal diary he went “oh so I can’t see it but a bunch of strangers on tumblr can??” he literally does not get me. no one will get me like the people in my phone get me

[adaki]

GIRLS NITE OUT >_< ((clockwork could not make it)) (wip)

[ancient-reverie]

a moment of silence for all us disabled ones who had to watch each of their friends move on with their lives without you and get jobs, go to school, have partners come and go, get engaged and move house etc.

shout out to my fellow struggling people who are still sitting in the same bedroom they grew up in. the ones who can't get a job, can't make new friends, can't find a partner or partners, can't move house and can't go to school.

I hope one day we can all find someone to at least sit with us in our rooms. I see you and I understand... and I'm sorry we can't be that person for each other

[kizzer55555]

The Vampire Aesthetic

Ok so Danny knows two billionaires personally and they really couldn’t be more different. Yet they had one thing in common. A vampire aesthetic. Sam is fully into goth. Spiderwebs, bats, the color black. She enjoys fangs and fake blood and the darkness of her soul. Meanwhile, Vlad is Vlad. If his name wasn’t enough, the dark clothing, pale skin, and flying around with a cape and fangs with coffins in his mansion really sells it.

Danny doesn’t know many rich people so he thinks this might be some kind of trend. (If Paulina is rich, her family likes the chupacabra) So he just thinks that all rich people have some kind of vampire thing going on.

Cue Danny somehow ending in the Wayne household. Maybe he was brought over as a friend of one of the bats, maybe rescued from a field trip/vacation gone wrong, maybe some other situation. But he is there in civilian form with civilian Waynes and Danny just takes a good long look around the inside of the mansion.

“So where’s the vampire aesthetic?

Everyone freezes.

Danny just starts looking around, checking behind paintings and feeling the walls for secret levers. Used to secret passages with Vlad and possibly Sam. The Fentons definitely had them when they were temporarily rich.

“Come on, I know you guys are hiding it.”

Cue the entire batfamily thinking that this is another Tim and that he is fully aware that these people are the batfamily. Danny hangs around the mansion more and the bats just start dropping their disguises and not even bothering to hide stuff around Danny because they assume he already knows. (Possibly even trying to recruit him to be a new bat) Meanwhile, Danny, who does not know these people are batman and his birds, just does not pick up on any of it.

He grew up in a health violation with a giant ballon observatory lab above his head and a portal to the afterlife in his basement. He is a half dead teenager who has tea with the god of time and his godfather is the other parent to his clone child. He’s used to death lazers being scattered across his home and mysterious stains on clothing.

People are weird! He doesn’t judge!

[redysetdare]

enough stories about how someone learns to truely be happy through love. i want a story where someone is desperately seeking out love thinking it's the only way to be happy only for them to learn by the end that happiness is what they make of it and they don't need love at all to make it.

[corpsentry]

pick your battles

[arsenicflame]

Bonus round! Do you use a queue tag?

[erabu-san]

Why does it feel like i betray my bros

[lysershine]

“look, pim. i get that it’s our job to help people and everything, but i think this guy's a lost cause.”

guess who just watched smiling friendssss

[twinstxrs]

so much happened in this whole episode but i’m still on fig infiltrating ruben’s dream, making it look like the place where his friend was murdered, and then disguising herself as kipperlilly & repeatedly saying different variants of “somebody needs to take the fall for this, and it’s not going to be me. it’s going to be you.” while adaine as the elven oracle shows up next to her. can you imagine waking up from that, the idea of a horrible truth being pinned on you by your friend to save her own skin while the personification of fate and destiny stands there, almost as a promise that this is GOING to happen to you. we don’t even know if this kid is guilty. my god.

[lucabyte]

Not all who wander are lost. Some who wander, however, are extremely, extremely lost.