#Incorrect rebels

[crashlanding-skywalker]

[Obi-wan chilling with the 212th in a scape-pod after blowing up a whole Republic fleet]

Force ghost Qui-gon: Obi-wan...

Obi-wan: Oh no, "Obi-wan" in B flat.

Obi-wan: You're disappointed.

[thehighrepublicbrainrot]

Maul: I'm a reverse necromancer.

Ezra: Isn't that just killing people?

Maul: Ah, technicality.

[justaz]

*merlins magic gets exposed in front of the knights*

merlin, magic user: oh fuck

arthur, finally taking this opportunity to pretend as if he just found out merlin has magic after agonizing for the past month on how to bring it up: you have magic?

lancelot, merlin defender, already knew of merlin’s magic: no! i have magic

gwaine, merlin defender, already knew of merlin’s magic, lover of chaos, ride or die: no, i have magic!

mordred, desperate for his hero’s approval bc no matter what he’s done emrys just stares at him with distrust and the poor boy is tired and so close to tears: no…i have magic.

percival, raised by druids and bonded strongly with mordred over that and does Not agree with the persecution of magic in camelot, had an inkling that merlin had magic but no proof: no. i have magic.

*leon and elyan exchange a look, elyan, amused and leon, exhausted, elyan shrugs*

elyan, knows how much gwen adores merlin and completely understands her stance bc merlin…is merlin, down to clown and put on a show, really playing up the dramatics: no! i have magic.

leon, exhausted, has known of merlin’s magic since he stepped foot in camelot, knows of his feelings for arthur and arthur’s feelings for him, knows arthur knows of merlin’s magic and wouldn’t harm him, thinks everyone is being absolutely ridiculous:

*the knights stare hard at leon and even merlin looks slightly offended at leon not jumping to his defense with the rest of the knights, arthur hasn’t said anything and is staring at leon expectantly*

leon, sighing: …no. i have magic.

[brightsunsmeanshello]

If Jedi had TikTok

So I was imagining a TikTok trend that would basically just be the Jedi/Padawans looking all presentable and perfectly Jedi perfect ™ saying “We’re Jedi, we’re peacekeepers” and then immediately cutting to whatever chaos they are currently engaged in, for example:

• “We’re Jedi, we’re peacekeepers” Qui Gon says, immediately before being shown adopting another ‘pathetic life form’ that may will cause them trouble later

• “We’re Jedi, we’re peacekeepers” Obi Wan says, before decapitating a battle droid behind him without even looking at it

• “We’re Jedi, we’re peacekeepers” Anakin says, as he replaces all of Windu’s regular caff with decaf

• “We’re Jedi, we’re peacekeepers” Ashoka says, as she helps Fives and Hardcase balance a bucket of glitter above Rex’s doorway

• “We’re Jedi, we’re peacekeepers” Plo says, as he forces encourages C3-PO to tell Wolffe his latest tales of woe™ and R2 drama

• “Jedi, we are; keepers of the peace, our responsibility is.” Yoda says, before telling several younglings that if they keep copying the Temple Guards they’ll freeze and get stuck that way

• “We’re Jedi, we’re peacekeepers” Quinlan says, then just… you know, exists how he does

• “We’re Jedi, we’re impartial peacekeepers” Plo Koon says, sprinkling ‘How to Unionize’ pamphlets around the barracks like confetti

• “We’re Jedi, we’re peacekeepers” Obi Wan says, before arguing politely engaging with every political figure in the room just for the heck of it

• “We’re Jedi, we’re peacekeepers” Leia says, before teasing the man breaking her out of a literal cell in the middle of space about his height

• “We’re Jedi, we’re peacekeepers” Luke says, before replacing Han’s hair gel with glue

• “We’re Jedi, we’re peacekeepers” Kanan says, calmly to the camera, before proceeding to promptly turn around and scream “SHUT THE KRIFF UP I SWEAR TO FORCE I WILL MURDER YOU ALL IF YOU DONT GO TO SLEEP RIGHT NOW”

• “We’re Jedi, we’re peacekeepers” Ezra says, as he sprints away from Zeb who is quite suddenly and mysteriously COVERED in hair dye (thanks, Sabine!)

[magicandmundane]

*after Mon Mothma’s briefing*

Wedge: Hey, Luke! So where’ve you been?

Luke: Yeah, so I went back to Tatooine to break Han’s ass out of Jabba’s Palace. I had to fight a rancor first, though. Luckily, I killed it before—

Omega, on the other side of the room: YOU KILLED MOOCHI?!

[cameoliob]

The headcannon that Kallus had a balls to the wall insane upbringing on the lower levels of Coruscant is actually hilarious because it allows for some of the CRAZIEST lore drops

Kallus: Yeah when I was 12 i actually fist fought a grown man in an arbys parking lot over a spork

Sabine: Im sorry?????

Ezra: wtf do ppl even use tinfoil for

Kallus: Oh when I was 14 I wired our holoprojector to connect to cable tv with a roll of tinfoil and it worked for two days

Ezra: only 2 days?

Kallus: it blew up :(

Hera: we cant go through that sector, its controlled by the pykes

Ezra: we could be sneaky about it

Kanan: idk, Ezra, people can get pretty violent over spice

Kallus: which is crazy because its honestly not that fun

Kanan: what

Kallus: what

[aaeeart]

another shitpost time <3

I'll just drop the tiktok version here as well

[incorrect-quotes-sw-rebels]

Ezra: Logically speaking, I know the Empire doesn’t have a “Most Annoying Prisoners of the Month” ranking

Ezra: But deep in my heart, I just know I’d make the top of the ranking every time

[incorrectclonewars]

Maul, at 3am, staring at the ceiling: What is love?

Ezra, under his breath: Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more.

[irondad-and-spiderson]

Tony: Remind me to teach you some common sense

Peter: I had common sense until you started teaching me!

[spacefinch]

Kallus: I never tell people off the bat that I'm gay. I wait. I wait until they say some homophobic shit and then I laugh and am like "you know I'm gay right?" and watch the look of terror on their face. Rex: Rex: I like you.

[crashlanding-skywalker]

Luke: I went to the ladder and then fell down, got goldfish with third cousin mcdonalds day off.

Luke: NO TEST.

[starwarsrebelsincorrectquotes]

Kanan: My wife looks so good right now.

Sabine, looking around: Is Hera here?

Kanan: No, I just know.

[third-generation-female-warrior]

Incorrect Havoc Squadron Quotes

[Omega, rolling up to Yavin 4]

Random Rebel: Wow, you look just like our chief medic, Emerie.

Omega, deadpan: What a coincidence.

___

Stormtrooper: You have the right to remain silent.

Deke: Well, I revoke that right.

Deke: *Starts screaming.*

___

Omega: It's kinda weird to see Kallus on our side after he spent so much time trying to capture my squad.

Ezra: Wait, capture your squad??? *Turns to Kallus* I thought you spent all your time trying to capture my squad.

Kallus: I have a life outside of you, Ezra.

___

Hera: Omega! How have you be-

Omega: From the moment I met you, all those years ago, not a day has gone by when I haven't thought of you. And now that I'm with you again... I'm in agony. The closer I get to you, the worse it gets. The thought of not being with you-- I can't breathe. You're asking me to be rational. That is something I cannot do. Believe me, I wish I could just wish away my feelings, but I can't.

___

Bounty Hunter: We have your commander.

Mox, Stak, Deke: [Exchanging glances.]

Stak and Deke: [Start laughing uncontrollably]

Mox: Yeah, no. She has you. Good luck! *Hangs up.*

___

Stak: Whoops.

Mox: Whoops? WHOOPS? This is not a “whoops” situation. We are far past whoops. Whoops is a distant speck in the rear view mirror. We are solidly in “oh fuck” territory, and I expect you to act like it!

___

Stak: Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my sister is a lesbian"

Omega: Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.

___

The Havoc Squadron: Go big or go home!

The Rebellion Generals (sans Hera): I am begging you, for once in your life, please go home!

The Havoc Squadron: ...I'm going big!

___

Omega: I have a plan.

Mox: And I have Emerie on speed dial.

___

Omega: We all have our demons.

Mox, Stak, and Deke all point at Omega: That one's mine.

[gamelpar]

Kallus: Do you or do you not still have me saved as ‘Zeb’s side hoe’ in your comm?

Ezra: Your beard looks amazing today

Kallus: Answer the question

[clonegirlie]

Hera: Honey, just so you know I invited Omega and she requested a plus 5

Kanan: Plus 5? That’s a little too much

Hera: I know but she insisted, and the more the merrier

Kanan: Well, if it makes you happy

-At the wedding-

Hunter, Crosshair, Wrecker, Tech, Echo: *staring at Kanan*

Kanan: *staring them back*

All together: *pointing at each other* WAIT A MINUTE