#Jam’s ramblings

[rjam9]

best decision in the fnaf movie was to make the cupcake the most blood thirsty animatronic of the entire gang. not even possessed or anything it’s just feral. Chica come get your fuckin dog

[foxxys-huzband]

IT IS MONDAY BUT I DO NOT CARE FOR I BEDAZZLED FRIDAY FRED

omg should i bedazzle andy jam characters next :0

[friendly-neighborhood-furry]

i’m sorry but all animal jam fashion just looks like this to me

[ethosiab]

Your Tango design lives so rent free in my head, I've been rotating him in my mind so much. Like yours is just PEAK design, love that silly guy

-Jam

KLSLDFKLKJSDL THANK YOUUUU it makes me so happy that you like my tango!!!! he's very beloved to me and one of my favourite characters to draw atm lol

here tango doodle just for you

[misteria247]

Me begins reading Linked Universe: Haha the first chapter's pretty cool so far I love it-

Twilight Link appears looking super cool with his furs and facial markings and grappling hook

Me who's literally been in love with Twilight Princess Link since I was like 15: Don't do this to me for the love of God PLEASE-

[risetherivermoon]

James, age 9: hey mum? i have a question

Effie: hm? alright then, lay it on me

James: who would be a better father? me or barty?

Barty, age 8, with his arms folded, standing next to james: 😒

Effie: why are you asking this?

James: mum! its important

Effie: Ok! Barty,

James: WHAT?!?

Barty: WHAHAHA

Effie: hes more responsible, somehow

Barty, running out of the room excitedy: WOO I GET THE KIDS IN THE DIVORCE ITS BEEN SETTLED

James, going after him: WAIT WE NEED TO WORK OUT A CUSTODY SCHEDULE!! BARTY!!

Monty: kids??

Effie: i stopped questioning it a while ago

[moonlight-nat]

interviewer: how do you and jacob have such great chemistry?

sam: I think we ALL have chemistry…

[vinnyandthephenomena]

i like to think of jam as such a “would you love me in another universe” type of relationship. or what could’ve been? that’s what feels so tragic to me. like - jay could’ve been the only other somewhat close relationship tim had in his life other than brian. or if they had met under different circumstances, would it have been healthier? or even how jay felt? he said it himself he wasn’t exactly doing anything pre-mh. hmm. he felt less alone; but i can only wonder how else it could’ve gone if they were close in another scenario. or ; if they could’ve met in a less depressing part of their lives. they are like a book with the last pages ripped out!

[post-it-notes7]

Gonna ask one of the big questions but can Dameta cook or is he also in the "probably shouldn't be allowed in a kitchen" group with Meta

Dameta can in fact cook! He only does it if he can remain out of sight, though, which leads to a lot of sneaking into the Mirror GSA's kitchen late at night.

He lacks MK's sweet tooth, and is fairly picky about taste in general. He's no master chef, but he tries to keep hold of recipes here and there for meals he finds tasty, so that if a dinner is particularly unappetizing, he can sneak in later to make his own. That too is kept secret for one reason or another, mostly his distrust of the other GSA members, but he does seem to actually like it as a hobby.

[secondbeatsongs]

Hello! I'm Julie from Cariona and I just want to ask if you're interested in doing ads/promotions here on Tumblr? If yes, how much do you charge per reblog?

For proof of legitimate promotions, you can check @catchymemes, @sulfatto, @isnt, and many others.

Website for reference: http://cariona.com Over 200 five star Facebook reviews: https://www.facebook.com/carionaproducts/reviews

Please feel free to respond here or reach out to us on marketing@cariona.com for more details! Thank you once again and have a great week!

absolutely fascinating that you decided to send this as an ask, when you also DM'd me. unfortunately, you may realize that this was a mistake - you see, asks can be responded to publicly.

so, allow me to respond:

hi, Julie! I'd never heard about Cariona before, so I decided to go poking around, and I learned something!

well, I learned a few things, actually. from your site, Cariona seems to be a small business that sells reusable menstrual products. and while I will never advertise a product that I haven't used, there's nothing wrong with wanting people to promote your company.

I have, however, found a few problems.

the first thing I found was this post by @crafiet from May 12th of last year, saying that shortly after making a purchase on your website, her debit card info was leaked, and used to make facebook ad purchases.

it seems that at least back then, your payment system was insecure. I'm really hoping you've fixed that, because. yikes.

and when I messaged crafiet to ask if it was okay if I linked to her post, she also mentioned that even though your website says you ship from Georgia, her package came shipped from China, and took a long time to arrive.

that's pretty sketchy.

the next thing I found was some folks talking about receiving cards with their orders that have a QR code on them with the words "Scan For God's Message To You", and that on the other side, have this bible verse:

O God, thou art my God; early will I seek thee: my soul thirsteth for thee, my flesh longeth for thee in a dry and thirsty land, where no water is. Psalm 63:1

fun fact! that's from the King James Version (which I have a lot of thoughts about, but I'm not going to get into that right now).

additional fun fact! that particular psalm is from that time David fled to the wilderness because Jonathan's dad was trying to kill him.

and that's why I have to talk about the verses that follow it:

(ID in alt text; link to the NIV version if you want it)

so...are we like 100% sure it's god that David is thinking about here? because...I mean...that's pretty horny, right? and all of this while on the run from his boyfriend's dad?

I'm not saying anything, but like...¯\_(ツ)_/¯

it's a weird verse to choose for this, that's all.

anyway, back to you, Cariona: after seeing people talking about the bible verse cards, I decided to poke around your website more, and allll the way at the bottom of it, finally found your "About Us" page, which ends with this:

...look. there's nothing inherently wrong with being christian. but to say "we do not wish to impose any beliefs on our customers", and to then put bible verse cards in people's orders? that's sneaky, and I don't like it.

I also think it's a bit sneaky that you've flagged your tumblr account as pro-trans on shinigami eyes. at least, I assume you flagged it yourselves, because I didn't find a single post on your blog that mentions trans issues.

(though you have, entertainingly, reblogged some stranger things fanart, and a castiel cat cosplay)

and while your website uses very gender-neutral language, your "About Us" page doesn't say anything about being inclusive of trans people, just that you don't "discriminate against anyone who has a different belief than ours."

unfortunately, that's not good enough for me. I have this sneaking suspicion that "trans people are the gender they say they are" counts as a "different belief".

lastly, since you say on your website that people can message you asking about your faith, I had a friend do that!

baptists. you're baptists, which is a pretty conservative denomination.

and according to you, part of that 10% you donate goes to your local churches, and some missionaries. who are also probably baptists.

so.

in the end, I just...don't trust you? I don't trust that the 10% you're donating is going to organizations that aren't homophobic or transphobic. I don't believe that you're not trying to impose your beliefs on others, because that's what you're obviously doing. I mean, your "About Me" says that one of the reasons you built this company is to spread the gospel.

and I especially don't like it that you reached out to me (an openly queer person) for promotion without mentioning that you're an evangelical company.

so to answer your question, Julie: no. I am not interested in doing ads or promotions for you on tumblr. and honestly, you probably picked the wrong website for this kind of thing.

[buff-muffin]

Au where the ASL brothers somehow get stranded on an abandoned forest island and it’s a lord of the flies situation but not really where they just become half feral and rely on each others. Horrifying bonus points if it’s somehow the island Luffy trained on for two years. And they are just impossibly strong before either, a. Getting found by someone or b. Setting sail themselves and they bite every marine they meet.

[rjam9]

the silly <3 they have every single disease

[foxxys-huzband]

i made a selfship oc for blandy jam,,,

everyone, i'd like u to meet Kindly Jam! he's shy but he cares a lot ^^ (also if he were a jarred jam flavor, he'd be mixed berry!)

( @andy-jam-blog i'm so sorry --)

[dreamtydraw]

21 QUESTIONS IS OUT !

My entry for amare jam and also a very important game for me as it was the first project i ever started to draft ( back in 2022 ) and finaly finished it all fresh and new !

Content:

Starting university in a new country is always challenging, but thankfully, you've made some friends. Eating together,  playing games,  and venting about classes... What could possibly go wrong ?

21 questions is a queer slice of life / romance visual novel that focus on your relationship with the main character Clément, a students who struggle in their first year of university.

Features : 

20K Words

4 Endings ( 2 neutral, 1 platonic, 1 romantic )

4 CGs

1 Non binary love interest

Partial voicing

Custom pronouns

All my love and tears

Warning : the game contains  scenes with reference  to depression and self harm ( no explicit imagery  ) If you're sensible to this themes play with precautions. 

[all-seeing-ifer]

I wouldn't say I think buffy is already suicidal in season 2 the way she is in season 6 and arguably lage season 5 but I do think ALL THINGS CONSIDERED it feels... a bit telling that buffy hears a story about a guy in the 50s who killed himself and just Immediately understands and identifies with him

[marchioness-of-the-flowers-blog]

You wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me.