#SHORT KING

[caramel-cream50]

Okay so we all know Lucifer is a short king but CAN WE PLEASE TALK ABOUT HIM BESIDE ANGEL

LIKE OBVIOUSLY IT MAKES SENSE CAUSE ANGEL IS SO TALL BUT THE FACT HE ONLY GOES UP TO HIS FIRST SET OF ARMS IS SENDING ME LMAO

[mostly-funnytwittertweets]

[camilleflyingrotten]

[greentea-and-cookies]

Gasp! 🍿🫢

[ittybittyluci]

This specific sequence of Lucifer expressions will never NOT be funny to me.

I stg it gets me every time. Especially that second set? Like, my man goes from mildly shocked to fucking terrified

[soupinaboot]

In my opinion, Bruce should be above average height or at least average. But since he surrounds himself with demi-gods, aliens, meta humans, etc, he's just dwarfed next to them. Like maybe about 6'1 or 6'2, but that's NOTHING compared to Diana '7'3 feet tall' Prince. Or Clark '6'9' Kent.

All the tabloids claim he has to be at least 5 feet tall because the only photos they can get of him are when he's next to his giant ass friends.

It is also my personal headcannon that all the robins stay shorter than him, except Jason, who should be at least 4 inches taller.

[inconsistentslack]

my favorite thing about how everyone draws Odysseus

for what ever reason Odysseus is drawn as the shortest adult mortal character and honesty it's funny to me . Props to Ody the og short king.

[pixellilac]

Lucifer expression practice ❤️💛

[geelk]

I just had to draw them like this💕

[zeepz-art]

Halfway through drawing a midlife crisis in action.

[itsapmseymour]

Short Men,

If you are self conscious about your height,

The hottest man in existence was 5’ 2”

Wear your crown proudly King

[broh3m3]

V! D! C!

[kostekkk]

My pookie🫶

Original:

[fickes]

anytime you start feeling insecure about your height Samwise Gamgee breaks in and hits you over the head with his cooking pot

☞ buy my LOTR tarot deck

[oeldeservesthenorris]

OHHHHHHHHH shit who woke Cunt-in Hughes?????

[minasvalentine]

Look at him, my dwarf sweetheart 🤭💋