watching bridgerton and obviously there were a lot of things wrong with the way socializing has worked in the past, but honestly the idea of a "calling hour" is so appealing. office hours for friendship. you can show up unannounced at my home between 1 and 3pm. you must leave by 3pm. I may give you a pastry. lets bring that back
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Enemies to lovers "who did this to you?" about scars? Great, of course. However, I raise you this: "I did this to you."
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Mc: *just walking around Devildom with the boys*
Mc: *sees a familiar demon and freezes*
The brother: ?
Mc: What the fuck
Demon: *looks up from his phone, immediately recognising Mc* ayooo!! :D
Mc: Bitch?!!! It was literal????
Brothers: ??????
Demon: haha, yeah it is. And I see you died. Is that why you suddenly disappeared?
Mc: oh naah I'm the exchange student
Demon: oh nice! Guess I'll be seeing you in two months?
Mc: god I wish not
Demon:*fist pumps Mc* Haha, yeah, see ya in two months
Mc:*sigh*
Satan: ...who was that
Mc: my sleep paralysis demon
Brothers: ...what?
Belphie: hey I thought I was your sleep paralysis demon
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