#This just came to me

[theaceofarrows]

[t470n]

Dracula: But a stranger in a strange land, he is no one; men know him not—and to know not is to care not for.

Jonathan, after being excessively cared for by the locals with whom he can barely hold a conversation:

[cambion-companion]

"Raphael...what are you doing?" Tav looked up from their studious inspection of several scraps of spice-scented leather in the form of the skimpiest harness they'd ever seen. "...And why do you have so many of these...contraptions?"

The devil, who'd been humming to himself softly while his quill scratched against parchment, leaned back in a mahogany chair and threw the curious Tav an annoyed look. "Drafting one of my many prolific pieces." He arched a thick brow. "What are you doing, lingering in the devil's den? Have you no better business with which to occupy your time than to rifle through my belongings?"

Tav ignored his arrogant smirk, inspecting the leather lingerie with curiosity and bemusement. "How does one even begin putting this on?"

"I'm sure with your keen mind, it'd take no less than a fortnight to figure it out." Raphael made an annoyed tut, his tongue clicking against his teeth. He returned to his parchment, brow furrowed.

Tav shot him a narrowed glance and carefully placed the harness back inside his wardrobe. "You're prickly today."

"My naive cherub." Raphael didn't look up from his work. "While I have you here, tell me...what rhymes with 'claws'?"

"Hmm..." Tav tilted their face and set a finger to their chin in thought, indulging their cambion for a moment. "'Sauce'...no. 'Pause'? How about 'moss'?"

Raphael sighed in a long-suffering manner. "By the pits of Nessus, why did I ask?"

Tav brightened. "Oh! How about 'applause'?"

"Ah!" Raphael turned brown eyes to scan Tav's face and body with a cunning smile. "Excellent, I think that will do most well."

"What's the purpose of your little exercise?" Tav asked, taking a step forward to try and peek a look over Raphael's shoulder.

His movements were quick and fluid as he rolled up the parchment and stowed it away out of sight. "Come now, curiosity killed the cat after all." Raphael rose and turned a slightly sharp smile upon Tav. "Keep that turn of phrase well in mind, pet. After all, I'd hate for you to find out."

[archeronlochan]

Jason Todd Headcanons

Jason Todd stress bakes/cooks and he gives the street kids his leftovers

Jason has OCD and his camera roll is filled with pictures of his stove and oven turned off from said stress baking/cooking

The meals taste like they came straight from the heavens

Jason Todd has a secret tiktok/youtube channel where he posts all of his creations and never shows his face

He has a series of literary inspired treats

He does book reviews with a voice changer on

He still makes jokes about dying and his viewers think he just has a very dark sense of humor

He has millions of subscribers

[wondersinwaynemanor]

you think Dick Grayson is done with the Barbie era?

absolutely not.

as a nepo baby, he attended the Barbie premiere without a single drop of sweat to spare. he managed to steal the show with his charming smile and flowing hair plus match it with his effortless, flamboyant style. women and men went crazy for him when they saw him on the red carpet, even asking for a photo and his signature as if he was part of the film.

Dick Grayson has a huge crush on Ken and he insists he is Barbie, not Ken. pleaseee.

Dick's younger siblings question him because he hasn't stopped singing the Barbie songs, he hasn't stopped wearing his pink sunglasses, he hasn't stopped wearing pink eyeshadow, and he hasn't stopped talking about the film. mind you, he has Barbie World as his phone ringtone.

so when you hear Officer Dick Grayson and Nightwing's ringtones, don't take him seriously. you sing with him instead.

[plistommy]

505 | Harringrove (+Steddie)

[spritehouse]

Spencer Reid & Motion Sickness by Phoebe Bridgers | Criminal Minds - 4x17, "Memoriam"

[fateshurly]

thorin (in love): you have keen eyes master Baggins!

bilbo (annoyed and exasperated): i am THIS CLOSE to making out with you

[slutisnotabadword]

I can't help but to think how similar Bonnie and Damon loves.

Damon loves so hard to the point it backfires on him.

Bonnie loves so hard to the point where it almost (or does) kills her.

Damon waited over a hundred years for Katherine, while searching desperately for a way to get her out of the tomb. Even if he had to kill a few people along the way. Nothing mattered but Katherine. And when Katherine was never in the tomb, everything he worked so hard for and loved so hard for was for nothing. He goes down a spiral—kissing Elena, killing and drinking people, snapping Jeremy’s neck. He's doing everything but facing the reality. He loves too hard, so why should he love at all?

Then you have Bonnie.

Bonnie’s already a martyr. I’ve never seen someone so willingly to sacrifice themselves in my life. So add that into the way she loves. With Jeremy, she literally died to bring him back to life. And prior to that, she upset the witches horribly by bringing him back to life AGAIN. Which made Jeremy see his ex girlfriend ghost and we all know how that ended. Then later on we see her relationship with Damon, which is a weird one because they were both balancing on the line between platonic and romantic. That’s another topic for another time though. Anyways, when Damon desiccated himself, Bonnie crumbled. Him leaving her destroyed her emotionally.

The difference between Bonnie and Damon is how they react to their heartbreak. Damon lashes out, while Bonnie suffers in silence—which could be lashing out internally in a way.

[padmestrilogy]

bachelorette - bjork // padme amidala in the phantom menace

[dreambaited]

bicurious about this dick fucko

[you-have-been-frizzled]

wait, wait can phasers phase inside people?

because i’m just imagining Bex walking up to Dex and sticking her head in his chest and while Dex is just standing there panicking. she pulls her head out and just says “i could see your guts” before laughing.

and Dex just screams for his mom to make her stop being weird

[holymolyineedtherapy]

Would the Straw Hats be Swifities?

(I'm watching the Eras Tour movie rn and I got to thinking about it)

Luffy

No but not because he doesn't like her but because he doesn't know who she is. He would like a couple of her songs once he was introduced but I don't think he would consider himself a swiftie because he is a captain and a strawhat pirate, nothing else.

Zoro

Kinda the same as Luffy. No because he doesn't know who she is but he doesn't care for her music. There's maybe one or two songs he genuinely enjoys but he never listens to them unless someone else plays them.

Nami

Not at first because she used to be a hater but then she listened to the not so popular songs and fell in love with them. She's a secret swiftie in which she won't tell anyone she loves her music. Her favorite album is Reputation

Usopp

Of course he is a huge swiftie. He became a swiftie during the 1989 era when she became a pop icon. Ever since then he was hooked, especially when evermore came out, which is his favorite album.

Sanji

We all know the answer to this, of course he is. He has been a swiftie since 2006 when debut dropped. He knows all the chants and album lore. Lover is his favorite album and he will kick anyone who says it's the worst album and ME! is the worst song.

Chopper

Yes of course he is if you disagree you did not watch One Piece Film Red. He mainly admired her at first for her tenacity but it grew into a love for her and her music when she released Speak Now, which is his favorite album.

Robin

No. She admires her hard work and lyricism but that's about it. Until Folklore comes out. She doesn't consider herself a swiftie but there are a couple of songs (*cough cough* this is me trying and my tears ricochet *cough cough*) that she truly loves. (*cough cough* and yoyok when midnights releases *cough cough*)

Franky

He considers himself one but he's like a dad swiftie. He knows her popular songs and that's about it. He tries to keep up with the lore talk but he just gets so confused. His favorite album is 1989.

Brook

Is this even a question? Yes. Of course he is. Obviously once he hears her music after being trapped for 50 years. He overhears Usopp and Sanji talking about her and from that moment he was hooked. His favorite album is Speak Now because it's entirely self written.

Jinbei

No but just because he doesn't know her. He's like another dad swiftie but the type that doesn't consider himself a swiftie but if you play Shake It Off he will jam out to it.

-honorary straw hats-

Vivi

Yes yes yes, she is a huge swifite. She keeps up with all the lore and Easter eggs. It's her guilty pleasure as a princess give her a break. Her favorite albums are Folklore and Fearless.

Bon Clay

Again, is this even a question? 100 times yes he is the biggest swiftie of all. He collects all the merch. He fights in the trenches for the tickets. He pre orders all the cds and vinyls. Don't ask him to choose a favorite album because he cannot (although You Need To Calm Down is his favorite song ofc)

[resident-gay-bitch]

Remus and Sirius both hate their scars. Remus looks at his, at the big silver slash on his face and all the ridges littering his skin and all he sees is an ugly monster. Sirius looks at the cuts on his calves and back given by his mother and the two scars on his chest that took him too long to get, and feels ugly and unworthy of love.

They lay in bed together one gloomy afternoon, hand in hand, not speaking but quietly crying. They’re both tucked tightly under the covers so as many scars are covered as possible.

James gets home and finds them like this, he knows what they’re feeling, why they’re crying, and he knows they won’t be able to lift eachother up. They both find their own scars ugly, so why would the other believe them if they say someone else’s aren’t?

But James isn’t scarred. Not really. He has a few from quidditch and mucking about as a child, but none of his scars hold the gravity that Remus and Sirius’ do. Remus’ scars are a reflection of the very thing inside him he hates that comes out every full moon and scarres him more. And Sirius’ scars show his abuse, what his mother did to him all his life and how much more she hurt him when he told her he wasn’t her perfect daughter and in fact a man, and the scars on his chest still make him doubt himself from time to time. He looks at James and Remus and compares himself, he doesn’t feel good enough, he thinks he’ll never be enough.

When James finds them tucked into bed like this, he quietly undresses from his work gear and crawls over the quilt and kisses them both gently, promises they’re beautiful and tells each of them exactly what he needs. He peels back the covers and kisses each and every one of their scars, pouring all of his love into them. He lays there between them and traces his fingers over raised skin and smiles, he tells them they’re brave, and loved, and beautiful. He promises each that they are so so loved.

It takes a few hours, but eventually they both come around and are smiling, showering James all the love they feel from him and smothering him in their affections.

More often than not, James comes home to find at least one of them hurting, and he knows he’s the only one who can heal their heart for a little while. But James doesn’t mind, he loves taking care of those he loves. He adores it. He loves making those of his smile and feel whole again, and he really does love their scars, pressing his lips to all he can reach and tracing fingertips over to feel the raised skin.

And it’s okay, because when James has bad days, he has both Remus and Sirius to help pick up the pieces. They’ll find him rotting in bed and hold him, kiss him, whisper sweet nothings into his ear. They’ll pamper him and wait on him hand and foot, and make him feel like he does belong here. He belongs with them, where they make him feel safe and warm.

He cries into their necks or shoulders or chests, and they run their fingers through his hair and kiss him wherever their lips can reach. He traces a finger over their pretty scars and feels a little more grounded.

He knows those scars weigh heavy on his lovers. They haunt them, and they haunt him too. Each and every one of those scars hurt, they come from a place of negativity. But without those scars Sirius and Remus wouldn’t be the Sirius and Remus that James gets to hold today.

Those scars have shaped them into the brave, gentle, caring people they are, and James loves them. He lays with them late at night and feels whole.

And sometimes, on the good nights, Sirius and Remus will lay in bed and each trace their fingertips over the little bumps and pale scars on James’ skin, and they’ll kiss them, and call them beautiful, just like he always does for them.

Remus and Sirius may not love their scars, but James does. James loves every part of them, and he always will.

[birdwithinternet]

That's not aromantic lighting girl you're a Disney villain.

[rottenkadaver]

HOLD THE FUCKINH PHONE. IS HOT WING AN EMOTIONAL SUPPORT PET. LIKE CAPSAICIN NEEDED TO COPE WITH THE TRAUMA SOME WAY AND THEY GOT HIM AN EMOTIONAL SUPPORT PET