#a conversation i overheard

[detectivebambam]

honestly I think Andrew is just weird. i think his brain just never shuts off, and he's always thinking bizarre thoughts. being off the meds gives him a filter, that's all. it's not like the medication created those weird thoughts for him, it just caused him to voice them. as neil and andrew spend more time alone together, he becomes more comfortable just speaking his thoughts out loud to neil. at first he was like "andrew wtf" but now he's just unphased. see:

andrew: do you think mermaid tails are a gradient or a direct cutoff

neil: what

andrew: at what point when you're eating a mermaid does it stop being sushi and become cannibalism

neil:

anyway andrew is just a little freak and i love him

[incrediblysincere]

"you can criticise israel without being antisemitic" is really interesting to me because many, MANY people have already done so (many of them jewish) yet still get accused of antisemitism (because it's very convenient for zionists that any criticism of israel/zionism gets called antisemitism) but ALSO because the people saying this tend to be the ones who cant even pretend to support palestine without resorting to anti islamic/anti arab rhetoric. "i support palestinians BUT hamas is raping women/killing children/pillaging our temples" <- you have fallen for the basest islamophobic propaganda there is. Especially the israeli settlers boldly posting on here right now. I bet you call russians 'orcs' too.

[nixster627]

Nie Huaisang: Wei-xiong, he may be a 10 but-

Wei Wuxian: But nothing. Lan Zhan is perfect.

Nie Huaisang: He talks to the bunnies like they are people.

Wei Wuxian: Which is adorable.

[magnoliasandarson]

stick

Tim: I can't crack this case. My skull is about to implode. Stephanie: Bit dramatic, Timberlina. Tim: I just want my brain to give me good thoughts, please, fuck. Stephanie: Smack it with a stick. Tim: My brain? Stephanie: Did I stutter? Tim: I think you just described a lobotomy.

[deeva-arud]

Ohh Playful Land Deeva save me

[yeagerbitchh]

Leo, glaring at Frank: I just don't understand why you guys keep beying friends with that guy

Leo: I mean, even if it wasn't on principle, all of us are gay

Jason: What does that have to do with anything?

Leo: He's homofobic

Jason: No he's not?

Leo: Yes, he is! I even heard him saying the other day as clear as day that he's intolerant! I mean, seriously, it's 2024

Jason: ...

Jason: Leo

Leo: What?!

Jason: He's lactose intolerant Leo. He doesn't hate gay people, he just can't eat dairy

Leo:

Leo: Oh...

[ibrithir-was-here]

Silly little thing I’ve had bouncing around in my head for a while 😅

[nyxsealia]

I will always argue that cold is better because if you're cold you can always put more layers or blankets on, if you're hot there's only so much you can take off.

[front-facing-pokemon]

[yeetus-feetus]

warning: mature

Kon, over the phone: hey Tim, can you come home please?

Tim: yeah babe, I just have a few more errands to run at W.E. Why are you calling from Bear's phone?

Kon: that's why we need you to come home, we got a slight problem...

Tim: Kon. What happened? Is Bernard okay?

Kon: yeah he's alright we're just a little... stuck.

Tim: stuck? Where are you stuck?

Kon: um. Bernard's tongue piercing... is caught on my dick piercing...

Tim: ...what?

Kon: pleasecomehome! we can't get unstuck and it pulls too much when we try and-

Tim: okay, okay, I'm coming home. Calm down, I'll be there in 20.

Kon: you're not gonna let us live this down, are you?

Tim: definitely not.

[echo-stimmingrose]

Chiron: I'm putting you on house arrest, no leaving your cabin.

Leo: That's not fair!

Annabeth: It's VERY fair!

Piper: You're not supposed to agree!

Annabeth: Why not??? He burned a fucking cabin down!

Chiron:

Leo:

Piper:

Annabeth: Oh shit, I'm his lawyer! It was completely accidental!

Chiron: Nope.

Annabeth: Yeah you're right he's very guilty.

Leo: Wtf???

Annabeth: I did all I could.

Leo: You're fired.

[starstruckodysseys]

riz: how many drivers licenses do you have?

fig: three. i’m wanted in fourteen states

[remembertheplunge]

Another overheard conversation which I had included in a 2017 journal.

[nixster627]

Wei Wuxian: Oh no! Jing Zixuan isn't here. Who will I bully now?

Wen Ning: You can bully me!

Wei Wuxian: *dramatic gasp* I would never!

[prosepoetryanddrama]

James: Would you love me if I was a worm?

Lily: I would eat you as a snack.

[theheavilycaffeinated4]

Pidge: Wow Keith i love the bubble letters and your autism

Keith pin freezing as he looks up: What was that last part

Pidge sweating: Your amazing attitude