#add pansexuality to this too actually

[inahallucination]

some of yall just forget being bisexual is a thing huh

[foxsketch6543]

Jessie “Stormy” Black

(AKA “Cipher”)

(BTW Jessie uses any pronouns but they/it are default)

So far, they were mostly created for my VBros AU that I'm making, and they are meant to be a polar opposite to Pete White and he met them after all the events in VBros Season 7 and the movie and they have a positive relationship. Jessie is a petty hacker and has a history of tampering with technology and computers but works at a Best Buy and is a skilled coder.

Jessie likes old games from the 70s-90s, Sci-Fi media, and has a bad sweet tooth, and loves a lot of candies or anything sugary. (Especially energy drinks!) And they attended Stuyvesant University around the same time Pete and Rusty attended State University during the events of the flashbacks of ‘Past Tense’. They mostly lived in Brooklyn, NY for most of their life. LOL

At some point had started its villain career in the 80s as ‘Cipher’ where they were and at some attempted to arch Captain Sunshine at some point and later on “retired”. And they happen to have some Guild connections but wasn’t registered because they wanted to “fly solo” and didn’t see eye-to-eye with them. But in the very late 90s and early 2000s they kinda rebranded their moniker with themselves being an online blogger where they have conspiracy theories and had dirt on “protagonists” and lots of lore related crap. So far throughout Cipher’s villain career, they were most anonymous and hidden underground in obscurity.

Stormy was meant to be a loose foil to Pete and it has ambition and is independent and claims not to need people. So far, they're each other's yin and yang and are two sides of the same coin but are able to balance each other out pretty well and developed a close bond. But the two are starcrossed but they still have feelings for each other but remained close friends and has a soft spot for him.

Their relationship is kind of like Daffy and Tina from Looney Tunes Show.

Meanwhile Stormy just became their own character while developing them. And them being an anti-villain is a lot of fun writing too. LOL

Also Stormy used to have an online frienemyship with Gary/21, but IRL they’re good acquaintances but other are unaware and oblivious to their online personas bickering as each other’s friendly rivals. Meanwhile, they’re in the background and a regular person with a regular but witnessed weird shit going on in New York. LOL

They do have a history with hijacking and tampering computers media stations, and tech, but they aren’t associated with the Guild. This character also has massive Riddler vibes (and Livewire) but just commits petty vandalism and just likes to troll people. Their arc is them having a balance with their double life and touch fucking grass for once.

[mimikyuno]

Wow thanks for the casual panphobia in that last post

i was for real waiting for this ask 😭

“Pansexual is just another word for bisexual except now you’re being biphobic (and transphobic and homophobic) about it.” is what the post said - and here’s why i agree!

i have seen pansexual defined in millions of different ways since it first appeared. at first, pansexuality was created with the aim to substitute the bisexuality, because young LGBT kids mistakenly thought the the “bi-“ prefix (which in greek means two) meant that bisexuals were attracted to only 2 genders, so they took the prefix away and put pan- in its place, which also comes from greek but means “all” instead of “two”. just by doing this, they clearly created the pansexual label in opposition to bisexuality, advertising the neologism as being more inclusive, and i remember the definition at the time being like “attraction to men, women, trans men, trans women and non binary people” (i think you can still find this definition online somewhere lol!)

bisexuals at the time started to vocalise their discomfort with this new label, as it erased bisexual history and the true meaning of bisexuality, and they highlighted the biphobic origin of the name of the label. trans people were also very uncomfortable with it, why would you need a special label to be attracted to trans men and trans women? trans men are men and trans women are women, not some elusive extra gender. some nb people also pointed out a similar issue, u dont need a special label to be attracted to nb people… even other sexualities (like lesbian, gay, straight etc.) can be attracted and be in a relationship with nb people without it affecting their sexuality/gender identity.

at this point, instead of reading the bisexual manifesto or acknowledging the concerns of actual bisexuals/trans ppl/nb people, pansexuals came up with a new definition, the (honestly TERRIBLE) “hearts not parts”, which was called out for (again) being biphobic because like: are u saying bisexuals only care about “parts”? this defintion was not only biphobic, but also homophobic too; same gender attraction has always been seen as nasty and impure and being only about sex, and to make bisexuality (historically associated with gay people, it is the LGBT community after all) all about sex is a bit (a lot) 😬 yikes

so then the definition changed again; now it’s bi = attraction to more than one gender and pan = attraction regardless of gender and like. im sorry but that’s literally the same thing, just worded differently

so my (and many others’) question is: what’s the point of having two names for the same thing? the post i reblogged was about the dangers of microlabeling, and it being a reflection of individualism and a symptom of late-staged capitalism, and pansexuality is a stark example of that. the word bisexual is enough! as a word, it has history, depth and carries a sense of community; on the other hand, pansexuality was first born out of a misunderstanding of bisexuality and has biphobic, transphobic, and homophobic roots in its (very short) history; the definition differs only in meaningless semantics, and it does not carry any of the history nor sense of community. so like! what’s the point? is it really so important to have both? is it necessary? does it benefit anyone, apart from corporations who can now also sell pan flags and movie studios who now can call it "representation" just bc they claimed in a tweet that a character is “pan” because they want to fuck an alien but otherwise show no signs of same gender attraction? idk stuff i think about a lot i guess!!

anon - im sorry you were hurt! this is my personal stance on this and im open to dialogue, but if you feel uncomfortable and dont wanna engage in a conversation about this feel free to unfollow, i completely understand! 💌

[neonlight2]

Marauders era Headcanons

I’ll be adding to this throughout the storyline

Masterlist

Sirius Black:

- Partially Deaf, because there is no way he came out inbred and totally unscathed.

- Genderfluid because he’s an indecisive bitch

- Loves when his hair is braided no matter how much he says otherwise (also likes his head scratched)

- Paints his nails just to chip them cause he thinks it looks hot (same thing with smudging eyeliner)

- Calls Lily ‘Evans’, until she and James get together then he calls her ‘Mrs. Potter’

- annoyed he has to share James

- Fidgets with his hair and finger/rings constantly, because he definitely had ADD

- Makes this claw thingy with his hand when he’s nervous (if you know where this is from ily)

- Can dance REALLY WELL (ballet), because of that pure blood privilege, and does the stance naturally

-Can play the violin but is embarrassed so learns guitar so if someone asks him if he plays an instrument he can just say that instead

- Sexuality = Hot people aka Remus Lupin ( he’s just a whore idk what else to say)

-Touch starved/attention whore

- Such a fucking G, this man would riot for anything his friends ask

- If you walked into his closet you would think two people put their stuff in there, no, just him

- Speaks French

Remus Lupin:

- Poor boy is depressed

- And actually poor which is why he sells weed or other muggle things (he hustles the shit out of the students at Hogwarts by saying everything is ‘exotic’ and they believe him because everyone thinks he’s smart)

- Touch starved but doesn’t like to be touched (if you know you know)

-Bisexual panic. All. The. Time.

-Oblivious as hell to the fact everyone wants him— I mean everyone

- Loves tea. SO. MUCH. TEA.

- Has a book club with Lily

- Got a ton of piercings and tattoos over fifth year’s summer, but people rarely see them cause he’s always wearing sweaters or covered up some how

-His whole closet look like it should belong to an old man, yet he still slays

- Bites his lips and inside of cheek a lot, so James carries around lip balm for him

- When he’s high he’s chill

- But he’s hysterical when he’s drunk

-Can read multiple languages, but his pronunciation is god awful (Sirius makes fun of him for it)

-Has Chocolate on hand at all times because once he didn’t and he threw Snape across the classroom

-Man is an uncoordinated tree

James Potter:

- Both the Mom and child of the group somehow

- Takes lots of naps

-Sorry to say but Gryffindor is his personality

- Foot taps

- Holy shit this guy is ADHD

- ‘Bambi’ is his other nickname, and he thinks it’s cute until he watches the movie

- The healthiest mentally of the group

- Golden retriever vibes

- If James hasn’t seen Sirius within 30 minutes and he doesn’t know where he is, he gets panicked

-Has a thing for Youngest siblings apparently (Lily and Regulus)

-Obsessed with Babies

- Definition of himbo sometimes

- He’s good at every sport he tries

- Queer

- Trained Sirius not to say Mudblood throughout first and second year

Peter Pettigrew:

- Trans (I’ll go more in-depth later)

- Ace

- if Social anxiety was a person

- Bakes like an absolute KING

- Chews fingernails, so Sirius got him leather gloves to matches his own to get him to stop

- Knows random shit/facts

-also knows everyone’s business because no one pays him any attention

- Short king

- Hilarious, practically makes the group piss themselves when alone in the common room

- Loves everything fuzzy

- Has been in love with Mary since third or fourth year, but hasn’t said anything because he knew about her and Lily

- Has family trauma too, but he doesn’t thinks it’s enough to complain about because of what he’s seen with Sirius

- Was the first to master turning into an animagus

-As bad as Sirius and James with worrying about his hair, just less loud about it

-He knew about wolfstar before James

Lily Evans:

-Pansexual

- Politics Queen

- As sassy and sarcastic as Sirius

-Stress cleans

- the Left corner of her forehead twitches when she’s mad

- Thick girl (her thighs are HUGE and James practically drools over them 24/7, respectively ofc)

- Short 5’

- the others have to keep her within arms reach because she gets lost easily in crowds, her hair is the only thing that helps

- Human calculator (she gets perfect marks on every subject EXCEPT DADA, which is the class Sirius and James do; it annoys her to no end)

- Most likely to actually throw hands

- Fangirls openly about book characters (with Remus)

- Can’t sing to save her life (poor babe just wants to sing abba, but she just ends up being made fun of)

-Vowed to not cut her hair until she graduated, so around sixth year she had to start braiding it because if she didn’t she’d sit on it

- Can forge a signature/handwriting very well

- Is actually really insecure about her magical abilities because of the rift it caused between her and Petunia

Marlene McKinnon:

-Lesbian

-The only person to actually make her question her sexuality is Remus, and that’s because it’s fucking Remus Lupin

- During fourth year when her and Sirius were ‘dating’, they were just teaching each other how to flirt with girls/guys and they’d kiss just to practice

-Obsessed with Piercings (begged Remus to give her a couple after he told her about how he had the supplies)

- One of the best players on the Gryffindor Quidditch team/ uses it as anger management (Beater position)

-Her and Sirius have an agreement to tell each other the weekly outfit plan so they don’t wear the same thing or color (red or black mostly)

- Roasting people is her platonic love language

-Can play every band instrument

-She looks like a tough, rocker chick but is a softie for Dorcas

- Intimidates everyone because she’s low key buff (can bench more than James and Sirius combined) and super tall (looks like a giant next to Lily)

-Can’t speak in front of Dorcas at first, yet Dorcas understands her

-Big on PDA which leads to Sirius gagging obnoxiously

-Her and Sirius “fighting” is for show so people stop shipping them together/ teasing them

- Dyslexic so Lily and Dorcas read to her if there’s anything important (which leads to them doing it even if she’s not around)

-Simps for James Mum (but who wouldn’t)

Dorcas Meadowes:

- Part of the Slytherin skittles

- Non-binary

-Demisexual

- Dark humor and it’s worse when she’s around Regulus and Barty

- Nyx is her first girl kiss in my oc story (Marlene probably was for every other story)

-Big softy when it comes to Marlene

-Resting bitch face

- Amazing artist/ sketching Marlene constantly

- Makes jewelry (Marlene and her matching rings, and friendship bracelets/ necklaces for the others that they can never take off— she warns them before hand)

- Will go batshit crazy if she stays up after 12 am

-Gets super competitive when playing Quidditch

- Rants about how much she loves pockets every 20 minutes

- Instinctively moves closer to someone she knows when she’s in public

- More introverted than the rest, would rather stay in the common room and chill

-makes a ton of your mom jokes

Mary Macdonald:

- Pansexual or Polysexual

-She loves to embroidery/making clothes, so if anyone needs something made or tailored they go to her

-Hypes everyone up all the time, ‘don’t disrespect yourself’ vibe

- Has the best alcohol tolerance in the group

-James potter triggers her for a multitude of reasons; they have a banter relationship

- She always has what you need in her bag— like Mary Poppins

-Lily was her first love and friend

- SUCH a good listener (like I know canon Remus and Lily would be the best listeners, but I think it’s Mary)

- Both her and Remus had a glow up fourth year and everyone wants to either be them or be with them

- Loves dancing, will do it randomly while doing absolutely anything

-Hates cold weather, she’ll literally wear five jackets DON’T play

-Has had or does have a eating disorder because of societal pressure of internal judgment; not to mention people definitely paint her out to be a ‘slag’ because she happens to be more open about her sexuality (and they don’t do it to Sirius because we live in a fucked patriarchy)

- Will scream “fuck the police” or “fuck the Patriarchy” when running away from an authority figure (or just Lily/Remus)

-vegetarian 

-Extroverted (loves to be around people/hates being alone)

Regulus Black:

- Asthma (again, can’t escape inbreeding completely)

-Has permanent dark circles, yet he still looks beautiful??? Looks like eyeshadow to be real

- Demisexual

-trans

-Scratching his knuckles is a severe nervous tick of his

-Writes poetry and short stories

- Plays the piano

-Started playing quidditch to interact with Sirius more and to impress him (but as he got older he didn’t really give a shit anymore)

-Speaks French and Reads Latin

-Really into Astronomy

- He had a crush on James in fifth year but didn’t pursue it because he still somewhat resented him for having Sirius all to himself (and he knew Sirius would get mad)

-Cusses a lot when around his friends

-Best poker face, could lie to anyone and get away with it

-Photographic memory

-Nice to all the House elves (and all the Marauders except Sirius and James)

Pandora, Evan, and Barty

Evan and Pandora are siblings

Everyone in the Marauders and Slytherin Skittles have agreed that Pandora has to be protected at all cost

What they don’t know is that this girl is lethal (Carries around potions she’s created that could burn through steel)

Barty is hella gay, psychotic, and a bit of a pyro

Barty is also low key obsessed with Regulus

Evan is in love with Barty

Rosekiller is a thing, and it is toxic (don’t we just love it)

I’ll probably add more for Barth, Evan, and Pandora later

[medicon]

some general tfp shockwave x reader hcs

✧ some self indulgent hcs since shockwave has been very comforting to me recently.

➜ sfw , can be human or bot reader , no warnings

shockwave is a collector imo. if he finds something he likes, he'll often bring it back to add to his stash. he never lets it get too cluttered obv, and goes through all his items regularly to get rid of anything he no longer wants.

if you're his s/o, he would probably observe you and take note of what you like and dislike. from there, he analyzes what sort of things you would appreciate as a gift, which you will later recieve.

he's like a little crow, he'll randomly pop in with a lil trinket that he found/made to give to you as a present. god forbid you throw them out, though, or he'll probably stop since you "didn't want them". :[

his ear/antennae/IDK WHAT TO CALL THEM things move a little bit when he's happy or flustered! it's pretty hard to fluster him, but he gets so soft if you actually manage it.

he loves giving you head pats or randomly poking you. if you ask him if he needs something, he'll tilt his head and say 'no'. (he actually just is really happy when you pay attention to him).

SPEAKING OF WHICH, ATTENTION. he is so lonely, especially after being in complete isolation for as long as he was. he will be grateful for any scrap of affection you give him istg.

although he doesn't feel fear very often, he does occasionally worry about you leaving him -> i personally feel that him being abandoned by the entire planet basically makes him worry about his worth or importance to others.

any reassurance you give him helps a lot, even if he doesn't always say how much it truly means to him.

if he was a human, i feel like he'd either be great at cooking or awful at it. he's much better in his lab obviously, so i don't think he would care much about human food.

i feel like he would be quite protective/possessive over you. he makes sure that it's clear to others that you're in a relationship, even though he's not a big fan of pda. if anyone tries to make advances on you, he'll calmly inform them that you are taken and not looking for a new partner.

will show you all of his new inventions as long as you don't touch/break any of them. he likes seeing your reactions towards his creativity and intelligence. :]

he doesn't leave his lab much, but he does enjoy silently stargazing with you. if you know a bit about the stars, you might take turns explaining constellations or planets to each other.

i personally hc him as pansexual, although he knows literally nothing about the lgbtq or actually thinks of himself as that. idk, just a random thought i suppose jsjdhdhfjf.

he takes a while to get comfortable in relationships, and he'll probably need your help with sorting out emotional issues or arguments. once he does realize he loves you, he'll definitely make sure you know it.

whether that be through reminding you throughout the day, leaving gifts, remembering small details about you, or anything else, he tries his best to make sure you're aware of how much you mean to him. ^^

tysm for reading! i hope your day goes well <3

[coryosmin]

thg bois & their reaction to reader coming out as bi or pan ?

i decided to add the girlies to this too because i think it would be lovely teehee. i myself am pansexual so this is great lol

coriolanus - coriolanus is many things but he’s not homophobic. i think for himself, he would not understand why he’s attracted to women and men. but for other people, he’s perfectly okay with it. his neighbor was gay after all. when you told him you were bisexual, i think it would make him understand why he felt a certain way as well and he would come out to you like “oh. i think i am too.” in a very stoic sort of way. regardless, he would ask for a threesome with you and clemmie or you and sejanus.

sejanus - so supportive!! you come out to him as pansexual and he is like “wow and i have the luxury of you falling for me. i’m so lucky to have you” because being pansexual is about falling for only personality and not gender. so he would hug you, kiss you, make sure you knew that you were loved and he would be so grateful that you told him.

finnick - finnick is pansexual as well. so if you come out to him, he would just go “look at us being a couple of pans.” and it would definitely be a joke towards actual pans. he would be so goofy about it but obviously supportive and loving. he would kiss your temple and go “thank you for telling me, darling.”

peeta - i don’t think peeta would care much. he’d be the type to go “oh! alright!” and move on. he’s a bit indifferent to it. it doesn’t matter to him as long as you love him and he loves you.

johanna - she would make so many inappropriate jokes if you came out to her as bisexual. “niiiice. gotta get that puss and that dick”. she’d be so vulgar about it but it’s also nice to know she doesn’t care? she’s just vibing honestly.

katniss - her answer is much like Peeta’s. i don’t think she would care much as long as you love her and she loves you. she just wants you to be happy and healthy. so her response would likely just be “that’s cool. you be you.” and give you a kiss on the cheek.

[belladonazeppole]

Dancerock/Rockroulette Incorrect Quotes

(While I do like @adyophene name of "rockroulette" I also like mine of "Dancerock")

Adam: What has the hotel ever done for you? Why would you wanna save it?

Husk: Because I'm one of the idiots who lives on it!

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Husk, to Adam: You’re not the ‘Big Bad’ anymore. You’re not even the 'kind of naughty’. You're just annoying.

++++

Husk: If it’s a concussion, you have to keep Adam conscious, okay? Ask him questions.

Angel Dust: What’s seven times seven?

Husk: Stuff he knows!

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Adam Pussycat! I can't do this stupid math!

Husk, done: What’s the math problem?

Adam: Well, we have to add the bed, subtract the clothes divide the legs, and hope we don’t multiply.

Angel Dust, covering Fat Nuggets's ears, while Husk smacks Adam upside the head: Not going to lie that was hella smooth.

++++

Adam, on the phone: So no head?

Adam: *Throws phone and breaks guitar*

++++

Adam: There are 20 letters in the alphabet, right?

Husk: Nope, there's 26.

Adam: Ah, I must have forgotten U, R, A, Q, T.

Husk: Oh, that was actually cute, but you're still missing one.

Adam, winks: You'll get the D later ;).

+++

Adam: What are you drinking, Pussycat?

Husk, kinda drunk: Vodka.

Adam: Straight?

Husk: No, pan. Why?

+++

Adam: You know, sometimes I really think I can be too straight.

Husk, covered in pansexual merch and sipping an iced coffee: Sucks to be you.

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Vaggie: Adam, why are you standing in front of the fan?

Adam: I’m waiting for Suspenders to look into our window when she come home. When the fan is blowing on me, I look like a fancy supermodel.

Vaggie: You want Husk to think you’re a supermodel?

Adam: Giving the pussycat eye candy is the least I can do. It’ll probably be the best part of her walk!

Vaggie, sarcastically: You’re selfless.

Adam: Thank you for noticing and I expect that these get me some points in the redemtion bullshit.

[hazshit-hotel-hater]

I'm not a "ship" person whatsoever but I do scroll character tags on occasion and see quite a bit of Vox and Vel together as well as what seems to be a lot of what I'm assuming is female original character stuff. I've even seen some Charlie and Vox too. So it's out there, but unless you're scrolling through character tags I can see how it might be hard to find. Personally, I also block/filter a lot of the big "ship" tags so maybe that also makes it easier for me to stumble across this stuff that "slips" through since I don't know if those pairings have names.

I get your point though. I do think many are inclined to erase his bisexuality when it's convenient. Interestingly, they also erase Valentino's pansexuality too. The same with Husk as well, but I check his tag a lot less so who knows.

What disappoints me, and I know I'm about to come off as nit-picky right now lol, is the lack of research people put into their "sexuality" headcanons for the characters with reference to their different eras. When reading some of them, you'd think the idea of "gay rights" was a completely new and foreign topic that only emerged after the early 2000s. I get people want to go for the simplistic "repressed and doesn't know what being [insert identity here] is" for some of the older characters but that completely ignores a fascinating and rich tapestry of queer history that could create far more interesting (and still accurate) stories for the characters/their backgrounds. I would really encourage those who haven't already or are generally unfamiliar to dive into this history as it might inspire their character ideas while also educate them on the work, art, and activism our queer elders have contributed to the community we have today.

I think this may partially relate to character ages being under explored as well. While I've seen debate on what is canon/has been decanonized many of these characters, as far as we know, died in their late 30s and beyond. That's a lot of life to live and experience. While certainly many people throughout history (and even today) kept their sexuality hidden from the public due to culture, shame, and safety that doesn't mean there weren't many incredible private venues/spaces that could be utilized to explore those feelings/identities in secret.

I could go on and on about this but I've totally strayed from your original point (I'm sorry!) and I'm very tired haha. I just think there are multiple factors coming into play here with these character interpretations and, for me, the biggest missed opportunity is the lack of historical research. But end of the day people should have their fun! Just an observation.

Completely agree with this! I doubt my response will be as long since I just woke up but other characters doing certain things or not knowing about sexualities is interesting, it just seems like a lot of people think older people don’t want to explore any of that like it only just happened recently as you said. I like to joke about Angel being shocked about gay marriage and not knowing a bunch of current terms but thats about it. With him being in the mafia when he was alive makes it much more interesting as well, I’m pretty sure around his time the mafia was blackmailing men in gay bars but dont quote me on that I might be wrong.

Anyway for Husk and Valentino pan erasure I see that a bunch too. Not exactly erasure but just… ignoring it? Moreso erasure on Valentino’s end because Ive seen people get mad at people for shipping Valentino with a woman and was like “hes gay dont do that” no he isnt. Also dont ship Valentino with anyone for the love of god. But like people are super used to just making up headcanons that they dont bother to look up actual canon stuff. I know Hazbin isn’t the best but if you want canonically LGBTQ+ characters use what you have and add on later. Or headcanon a background character, thats what I did with Molly.

People are very focused on modern day queerness and forget that this stuffs been happening for decades and it’s a bit sad. Also I seem to have strayed from my own question as well?? Anyway ty for mentioning this! Its very interesting 🩷

[cosmeticalchaosicle]

<🫧> [FLOYD LEECH HEADCANNONS]

Hello!~ all the Floyd headcannons I've got!

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Floyd's Identity

Like Jade; floyd enjoys the concept of neogenders and pronouns, its like he's collecting them like Pokémon. Though, Floyd is a Non binary fella :3. Using He/they Pronouns. Sometimes they'll use zir/zim . I believe Floyd is Aroace, enjoying QPR's more. Though if I have him an orientation label, I definitely see him as pansexual.

Floyd's Style

Floyd is a fan of dress up, as canon :3 . Given Floyd is apart of the basketball club, I believe he'd know more fashion trends, sometimes try to add his own spin on it. Though really, his style depends on his mood. Like, if hes happy, he'll wear something bright an colorful. Sometimes you could catch him in the middle of winter in a fucking tanktop and shorts. Or if he's feeling moody, he'd wear something cozy, and comfortable so he could lounge around all day. Now, Floyd's room would be a whole different thing.. Floyd probably would have plenty of band posters, and like a bunch of different things for hobbies he has piled everywhere. As Floyd's really Bipolar (dude everyone in octinavelle probably has a mental illness. We all know the tweels probably are autistic. And Azul probably has BPD.) Cough anyway. Floyd's room wouldn't be too organized.. well. Its more of an organized mess.. if you actually cleaned his room, he'd have no idea where everything is.

Floyd's Music Taste , and show choice

Floyd is definitely not one to stick to a singular artist. His music taste is really complicated, yet theres plenty of Melanie Martinez songs and Tyler, the Creator. Like deadass you can check his playlist, and you'll find the entire Portals album, then the wolf album right underneath 😭. Also he even likes K-pop, his favorite groups are Enhypen and G-IDLE. He could listen to Drunk-Dazed on a ten hour loop if in the mood. . Note that he switches songs like. Really quickly. If you listen to music with him ; do not be surprised if you randomly hear 20 songs in 10 minutes .

I also think Floyd consumes SO many indie animation shows. He favors Murder Drones especially. (He really likes V) . Also, he watches many things with violence. He doesn't like horror movies because he thinks its too predictable.

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Thanks for listening to my rambles~

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[aliceindaisychains999]

Heya, Maddie!

It's random as hell, but I was wondering if you had any COD Zombies LGBTQ headcanons? Just curious :)

Good evening, Bee! I do have several! Here goes!🌷

For starters:

Takeo Masaki is asexual. He has interest in romance, but other affairs just don’t really interest him.

Dr. Schuster is gay. Peter McCain was too (that’s what the whole “Phoebe” incident was about)

It’s more canon that Samantha Maxis is lesbian (*cough* SamGrey *cough*)

Misty is definitely bi and you can’t convince me otherwise.

Primis Dempsey is more likely to be openly bi (thanks to a certain Samurai), and he was by Blood of the Dead. Ultimis Dempsey is too full of anger and internalized feelings to ever explore it, which is what he told Peter after those loving letters ended up not being “Phoebe”. He would hopefully come around if things hadn’t hit the fan. I still hate Tag Der Toten.

I remember someone having the headcanon that Marlton is trans and I think I do too! As if the poor guy doesn’t have enough anxiety, he worries sometimes if he won’t be accepted if he was ever open about it. Misty reassures that nothing could ever change what an amazing man he is. Perhaps she’s a little rough about defending him, but she’s always being the best supportive gf she can be.

Richtofen goes by no label if you asked him, but he is in my eyes pansexual (between the obvious mlm quotes and the few quotes said about women + Director having a wife). Primis never had the time to truly pursue any of the crushes he had. Ultimis did! He actually dated his college roommate. Due to wanting different career paths, they broke up. Ultimis’ quote about how “all American women do is play games” is in reference to a not-so nice woman he pursued short term in the Illuminati. There was a lot of passion. Alas, his poor little heart loved her more than she deserved.

To add to this, Ultimis Richtofen and Dr. Schuster actually had feelings for each other! But the two were shyly pining their feelings thanks to how awful the 1940s was. It’s without a doubt those late evenings performing “overtime” lab work there was just an excuse to grow closer. Before the 115-induced delusions warped Richtofen’s mind, it was actually endearing to see the softness between each other blossom. Maybe in another timeline, things went better than what we had to see.

Samuel Stuhlinger is gay, but he’s heavily closeted about it. It’s no help when a voice in your head knows about your secret daydreams and teases you about it.

I can still hear his voice… YOU ARE NOT IMMUNE

TO MY GLOWING GREEN

BALLS! 🤪🤪🤭

[remi00]

☕️Harvey Headcanons☕️

Note: I know that the “Too Sweet” Hozier thing is happening right now and I LOVE IT! As an OG Harvey romancer it’s great to add more people! Hozier has also been my #1 musician for a few years now so it’s all perfect!!!

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-Harvey has an irrational fear of Sebastian. This was spared when Sebastian came in for his annual checkup and Harvey realized just how much Seb rejects his body (smoking).

-Harvey takes his coffee as bitter as humanly possible only because he says sugar “makes his tongue burn.”

-Harvey (in my head) is 6’2” and 32 years old, and has those use tiny grey patches on the sides of his hair, which he will let you play with!

-Harvey absolutely HATES Pam because she walks in smelling like shit and looking even worse.

-I feel like Harvey smells like hand sanitizer and oak, maybe that’s just me tho?

-Harvey definitely isn’t muscular like someone like Alex, but he definitely isn’t dad bod material like Shane, so I like to think he is somewhere in the middle, with a lot of muscle and some chub!

-Harvey would definitely let you help trim his bread, since he really doesn’t want ANY stubble, he doesn’t like the texture.

-I feel like Harvey’s an only child, I don’t know why, maybe just me putting myself in his character a bit!

-Harvey is Pansexual. I was gonna stay straight, but no straight man grows his mustache like that until they’re balding.

-I think Harvey is also a bit autistic! He really likes planes and would definitely geek about them for hours to you!

-Dad Snores, enough said💀

-Harvey would treat you like a king/queen. To him, you are the most perfect thing that has ever walked this earth and he wakes up every day thankful you ACTUALLY chose him.

-Some nights, Harvey comes to you in tears, thinking about the patients he’s lost. He usually takes comfort from just sitting there and hugging, and kissing as he cries, since he knows if he talks he won’t stop crying.

-If you’re sad, he will so small things like gently massage your shoulders, draw tiny complicated shapes on your palm.

-Harvey would rather die then have you go into the Skull caverns, literally, he’s not joking when he says this.

-(if your a farmer with kids after marriage) Harvey would wake up early to take care of the baby, letting you sleep a bit longer.

-Harvey would kill for you, literally, he will never admit it, but he would.

-His love Language is Physical touch and acts of service!

-He’s actually a good cook, just worries he’ll suck so he lets you cook most of the time.

-You get free clinic visits!

-Harvey doesn’t get drunk easily, but if you do, he’ll for sure take care of you.

-Harvey, Shane, and Elliot go out every Saturday to just drink and catch up, and while there, he bombards Shane with health concerns.

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[sceirlose]

Andre, nicknamed Andi ° cismale ° any pronouns are okay, but preferably he/they ° pansexual ° June 16 ° Gemini

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Stuff I post/reblog : Marauders, Harry Potter, Palestine, Patrochilles, self affirmations, Ever After High, HSR, ranting and yapping, and whatever new stuff I'll add.

Rp blogs : @cas0meadows @chickenpeter @bjcrouch @jamezfpotter

writing blog : @treintar

divider by : @roseraris

☆ Stuff that you can talk to me about ::

Likes : Food, subliminals, history, volleyball, debating, theoretic discussions, World building, trying new stuff, not traumatising my characters, making friends, dancing, running

Dislikes : Bitter food, physics, taking care of plants, too much angst, idk I'll add more once I remember

Fandoms : Marauders, Harry Potter, Genshin Impact, Honkai Star Rail, more stuff i know abt but can't remember rn

Artists I listen to : Mitski, MARINA, Nadin Amizah, grentperez, Dewa 19, Olivia Rodrigo, aespa, Taylor Swift, Xdinary Heroes, mimi Bay, Gracie Abrams, AND A LOT MORE ACTUALLY

Anime : Haikyuu, Violet Evergarden, Happy Sugar Life (THIS IS ALL FOR NOW WAIT FOR ME TO MAKE TIME TO WATCH)

Movies/shows: Gilmore Girls, The Devil Wears Prada, Young Sheldon, Hotel De Luna, & more stuff I'll list once I remember

Things I wanna learn more about : Cars, Egyptian mythology, sea creatures, shifting

☆ My mutuals cause everyone is tagging their mutuals apparently ::

@koezii : MY IRL POOKIE 🪼🪼🪼🪼🪼🪼

@currentstatusdaydreaming : MY POOKIE MY DARPING MY SWEETHEART

@dandelionflowery : MY OTHER POOKIE MY FLOWER MY ANGST BUDDY

@sleepinginmygrave : MY OTHER POOKIE WHO I LOVE LOOKING AT THEIR REBLOGS

@addsalwayssick : my child

@lana-maeve-occasionally-reads : sibling

@novathevamp : silly supernova

@saturnsconstellation : goofy ajaxtastic

@moonssong : isamazing who likes fighting with my james

@aesthetic-writer18 : MY OTHER POOKIE WHO I LOVE TO TALK TO CAUSE SILLY BILLY

@idk-what-to-put-here-123 : RAHHHH MY BEAY POOKIE MY PLANOTIC OTHER HALF I FONT CARE IF WE DONT TALK MUCH YOU'RE MY SOULMATE NOW

And more people I'll tag once I'm not lazy

[threadsun]

Anonymous Asks: "Genderbent headcanons for all the characters plus Bo as girls if you’re feeling up for it? Feel free to add hot stuff too!"

For various reasons I usually prefer a very trans/intersex/genderfuckery take on the concept of genderbending. However, as a bisexual my brain short circuits when I think about buff women so… here ya go~

Content: daddy kink, mommy kink, scratching, marking, mention of choking, bullying kink, degradation, dacryphilia, breeding kink, mention of heat/rut

Jack:

She’s so bubbly and cheerful and sweet, exactly as you’d imagine our favourite clown to be~ And her puns and jokes are just as horrible!

She’s still built like a brick house, of course. She can pick up just about anyone with ease, and is very helpful if you need things moved

Her jacket is very slimming thanks to the lines down the sides, but when she takes it off you can see just how huge her biceps are. She’s got massive arms

She does this cute thing where she scrunches her nose and sticks out her tongue when she concentrates and it’s adorable! She also has a habit of sticking random things behind her ear

Her hair is usually tied back in a ponytail, and her hair tie has the same face on it that her belt does

Her hugs are incredible. Just full body, crushing, warm, tight hugs that squeeze the breath out of you and expel all the bad thoughts and sadness from you

The best part about her hugs is having your face buried in her tits~ They’re so soft and warm and huge

She’s very dominant. She’ll submit if you really want her to, but she much prefers to be in the dominant role

She’ll tease you and edge you for hours, listening to you beg and turning you into a perfect little mess for her~ With heaps of praise, of course!

You’re simply her Sunshine and she loves to make you happy!

Ian:

Big sweaters and baggy clothes are her go-to. They always have been, which is why she spent a lot of her childhood getting mistaken for a boy

Magical girl anime is her jam, she loves them so much! She learned to make cosplays because she was so desperate to make herself a magical girl outfit

Went through a major “not like other girls” phase because she was bullied for being a nerd and got attention from nerdy guys for liking tcgs and comics. Thankfully she’s past that phase in her life

She still gets really jealous of pretty, popular girls though. She’s always wished she could be like them

She’s never actually come out to anyone as pansexual before, mostly because she can’t figure out how to bring it up. She doesn’t hide it, she just never formally came out

She owns a “butch bait” crop top that she impulse bought at a con once, but she’s too nervous to actually wear it, so she only uses it as pyjamas and only when she’s alone

She absolutely gets off to stories about dominant popular girls fucking shy nerd girls. And nerdy pervvy boys fucking shy nerd girls. And popular guys fucking shy nerd girls. There’s a… theme

She has an entire bookmark folder of fantasy-themed sex toys she wants to buy, but she keeps getting embarrassed and deleting it, and then having to start over again

She owns multiple maid outfits, “schoolgirl” outfits, and those cute lil sailor ones. She claims they’re totally not a sex thing! But she’s fantasised about getting fucked in all of them

The president of the itty bitty titty committee! She’s half relieved cause it makes cosplaying guys easier, and half annoyed because she’d love to have bigger boobs, if only to play with them herself~

Shaun:

Literally the coolest makeup ever. She uses a mix of actual makeup and practical effects makeup to come up with the most amazing looks, just to wear to like the grocery store

She’s another huge, buff lady! She loves to show off at any opportunity, flexing or carrying things or just teasing smaller people

She’s one of those people who finds a single very weird accessory and curates a whole outfit around it. Once again, to wear to the grocery store

She still calls herself a “cat dad” because she thinks it’s funny. She talks to Moonpie like she’s the father in a 90’s sitcom and Moonpie is her teenage daughter

A professional playfighter. She will wrestle you at a moment’s notice for absolutely no reason at all. She simply thinks it’s fun!

Has absolutely written slasher erotica fics. Lots of them. They’re gory and graphic and violent and sexy and come with so many content warnings

Call her “daddy” in bed and she’ll fuck you until you can’t feel your legs~ She can be rough or sweet, whatever her kitten wants…

She owns multiple sets of cat-themed lingerie complete with ears, tails, and paws. When she’s feeling playful and submissive, she likes to be the kitten sometimes

She has a massive collection of very beautifully crafted strap on harnesses, plus plenty of sizes of strap to choose from, including squirting ones

Her absolute dream is to one day get fucked by someone in a ghostface mask~

Nick:

A professional dominatrix, of course. She has lots of devoted online submissives who pay her bills and buy her clothes

Outside of work, she’s really awkward. Like painfully awkward. She gets catcalled a lot, and never knows how to respond, so usually she just makes uncomfortable levels of eye contact until they stop

She cuts her own hair. She likes to keep it short and choppy, and she prefers the look she gets from taking kitchen scissors to it over anything a professional tries to do with it

Most of her friends are guys, but she’ll kick their asses if they try to pull any of that “you’re not like other girls” bullshit on her. She’d love to have more girl friends, she just doesn’t seem to hang out in the right places to find them

She keeps her nails short, both for… personal reasons, and because she finds them a pain in the ass to try to keep long. They always catch on things or get chipped

She’s another member of the itty bitty titty committee. Her chest isn’t entirely flat or anything, but she can go very comfortably without a bra

She’s real chill about nudity. She’ll walk around the house in just boxers or a big shirt, and she doesn’t think anything of it. But she’s not opposed to it being used against her either…

She’s a very skilled domme. You want a soft, sweet mommy dom? She’s got you covered. A mean, latex and leather dominatrix? She can do that too! A pretty woman who ignores you and calls you pathetic? Yep! Whatever you want, she’ll do

She’s also not opposed to putting on fake nails for the night, if you’re into getting all scratched up~

She loves to claim you with lipstick marks, to let everyone know you’re hers

Joseph:

She’s just a grungy, rough and tumble type gal! She’s got all the same scars and has been in all the same scuffles as her male counterpart

The only reason her hair is long is because she can’t be bothered to get it cut. That’s a lot of sitting still with a stranger touching her, and she’s not into that

Her arms are the kind of arms that make you want to goad her into putting you in a chokehold. You could die happy with her biceps on your windpipe~

Seriously though, she’s so fucking strong. And she knows how to fight. She’s kind of past that stage in her life now, but she’ll pull out her old moves if she needs to

TITTY TATTOO TITTY TATTOO she’s got a tattoo that goes over one of her tits and it’s 👀😳

She’s big and strong but oh does she want you to get her on her knees and make her worship you

She can be dominant, of course. She’ll pin you to the wall and make you fall apart for her with just her hands~

But really, she’d much prefer to be between your thighs, using her talented mouth on you and getting praised in return

Calling her “good girl” and “mommy” are the two quickest ways to her heart and her pussy

You will not for the life of you get her into lingerie. She hates the way it makes her look, it makes her too self-conscious to be horny

Jean:

She is confident, she is hot, and she is slutty. She thrives off the attention of others and we love her for it!

She’s a finger snapper. She’ll snap at people to get their attention. She’ll snap in the direction she wants something to be placed or someone to move. Whatever she needs, she gets it by snapping

She’s got a very 80s punk rock aesthetic. Leather jackets, messy hair, dark eyeliner

Her parents tried to push her into a very traditional form of femininity, so she rebels against that at any and every opportunity. She revels in being “unladylike”

There are lots of unconfirmed rumours surrounding her sexuality, but she enjoys the ambiguity and refuses to comment on it

She’s the kind of femme who goes wild if you call her “daddy”. It’s the number one way to get her to tie you up and use you like a toy. Though “mommy” will produce the same effect most of the time

If you want to be humiliated and degraded, she’s your girl. She’s not so good at the soft dom stuff, but she’s very good at bullying you until you cry and then making you cum

She’s got pretty big tits, and while she finds them more annoying than anything a lot of the time, she does enjoy teasing people with them~

When she’s bottoming, she can be a bit of a pillow princess. She loves to be serviced and worshipped by a devoted lover

She’ll have you wrapped around her finger by the time she’s done with you, if she has any say in the matter

Bo:

She’s still just a fluffy puppy~ A fluffy puppy with a massive feed me form. She can get real big and hairy when she wants to, which is very sexy of her

Because 90s toys were very gendered, she was made in pink rather than blue, so that’s her whole colour scheme

She still calls you puppy and refers to herself as the alpha, of course~ nothing’s gonna change that

There’s a lot of aspects of human femininity that she doesn’t understand. She’ll let you do her hair or paint her nails, but she doesn’t really get the point of them. She won’t turn down an excuse to be near you though!

She’s just as horny as her male counterpart, always touching herself to the thought of you and watching you…

Her breeding kink gets a little more equal. She’ll talk about filling you with her pups, or you putting a litter into her. Sometimes in the same breath~

When she gets too riled up, she has a tendency to pin you down and grind against you. She’s just an eager puppy~

If you tug on her tail, she’ll present for you. Face down, ass up, wiggling her hips to entice you to fuck her…

Since Bo canonically goes into heat, I think she should get to go into a rut! Sometimes she just needs to breed you~

Honestly, there’s not a huge difference between her and Bo, if only because I feel like puppyboys and puppygirls don’t have as much of a sense of gender? Like neither of them would see much difference between themselves and each other. Their gender is simply dog!

[godisg4y]

He's a 10, but-

Tokyo revengers

TMG edition

A/n : please if u have any good ideas you'd like to add to my ones, pls reply them in the comments. I would LOVE to hear more of these, tyy

>Mikey, draken, mitsuya, chifuyu, takemitchi, baji, kazutora, smiley, angry, hakkai.

MIKEY

-He's a 10, but constantly bothers you to buy him food (mostly doyaraki)

-He's a 10 but talks about his motorcycle more like it's his gf than you 😭. "Ah, listen to my baby, isn't she so beautiful?" Mikey, it's a FUCKING BIKE.

-He's a 10 but sometimes he kills people and all his friends on a dark impulse lmfao

-sorry that was uncalled for, anyways

-He's a 10 but he falls asleep on you (or any surface really) CONSTANTLY. Like you just be ranting abt smth and realize you're not getting replies and when you look he's passed out next to you with a half eaten doyaraki in his mouth.

-it's a cute but seriously it's happened way too many times now, even in the weirdest places

- He's a 10 but almost burned down your kitchen trying to make ramen. Don't ask me how he managed that but he's not allowed in the kitchen anymore

-He's a 10 but makes wierd noises when he's bored. Like you just be chilling and this mf stars making pterodactyl noises???

-He's a 10 but you cannot watch a movie with him cause he constantly asks STUPID FUCKING QUESTIONS. Like idk if his brain just blanks or he gets sidetracked or what but it's irritating.

-"who's this one? Do we know him?" that's the Mc Mikey, it's abt him. "Didn't that guy die??" no that was his twin! "wtf there's 2 of them? Since when?" since the beginning-. "Oh, wait is that his gf???" no Mikey that's his mom "that's his mom?! No way, she's too hot" MIKEY!!

DRAKEN

-He's a 10. Actually no, he's a 20. That's all. Thanks for comming to my Ted talk/ jk jk

- He's a 10 but has to constantly bend his body to walk through every single door in your place (or most places for that matter)

-He's a 10 but can't pick up on any social clues related to flirting. Like he immediately picks up on when his friends are sad or need help but try to flirt with this guy, all u get is a blank stare and a "wtf" reaction LMAO

-He's a 10 but his room sounds like a hanime at night 💀( it's Canon bc I say so now stfu)

-He's a 10 but enjoys jazz music??

-He's a 10 but went through a mid life crisis and decided to go bald at 27.

- DOrAkEgG-kun

-I can't think of anything else

CHIFUYU

- He's a 10 but communicates his problems with his cat instead of you

- He's a 10 but rants to peke j about your dates with him like love struck schoolgirl (don't ask me how I know he does that, I just do)

-He's a 10 but cancels plans with stupid excuses bc he's scheduled his whole Saturday to reading manga. (me too bby.. Me too)

- He's a 10 but his favorite genre of anything is romance

- He's a 10 but only listens to breakup or crush related pop songs, not the passable ones, the kind that gets cringey af after you hear them constantly (like Olivia Rodrigo's)

- He's a 10 but sometimes he gives pick me Boi vibes, not the ones that would openly put others down but the type that like goes out of his way to seem likeable if he wants ur attention. Like he's only pick me-ish when it comes to you, not the vast majority.

-He's a 10 but despite being so cheerful and confident he's shy af when it comes to cute ppl / ones he likes. He has 0 game whatsoever likes he's super chill and fun with everyone but when it's his crush he goes braindead and awkward LMAOO

-He's a 10 but if he has a crush on you, he will 100% stare at you CONSTANTLY but never have the guts to talk to u.

- He's a 10 but religiously believes in big tiddie goth gf supremacy.

-unrelated to the post but I'm almost positive this guy is pansexual

TAKEMITCHI

-He's actually like an 8 ngl, I don't make the rules. anyways

-He's a 10 but he got caught lacking TWICE

-jk jk, he's a 10 but sometimes he holds ur little brothers hand instead of yours 💀

-I'm sorry I'll stop. He's a ten but pretended to be a super hero all the way up till 8

-He's a 10 but he uses so much hair jel it's actually unhealthy

-He's a 10 but he thinks wearing baggy and sagging pants makes him cool

-He's a 10 but he accidentally called you mom once, we act like it never happened (not in a sexual way dw)

- He's a 10 but all his shoes look like they were popular in the 80's

-He's a 10 but his room gives the feeling of deadbeat father and a 5 yr old problem child in one (I can't explain this one)

- He's a 10 but he goes into a corner and plays that snake game on his flip phone in solitude whenever he feels socially awkward somewhere

BAJI

-He's a 10 but tries to convince you to commit arson with him whenever he's bored

-He's a 10 but get random bursts of energy to litterally runs up to something then kick it. It's like this:

you're walking together

Monke sees action baji sees trash can

processing said trash can

*impulse activated*

run to trash can

kick as hard as humanly possible

niceeee

-He's a 10 but has a habit of doing the most regular things a little too aggressively, it's not really his fault cause it's not on purpose, it just happens. Like he accidentally slams doors and draws or places things down too roughly where it makes loud noises and ur a lil concerned ngl. (like glass bowls n shit)

-He's a 10 but uses two in one shampoo. Never does his hair either it just styles itself so perfectly like man.. fuck you

-He's a 10 but punches random guys for fun LMAO

-He's a 10 but pesters you for food like a 5 yr old, also he still likes his "Dino nuggies" but don't tell his friends that...or do, he doesn't care

-He's a 10 but his mom does all his, laundry and still tiddies his room whenever

- Not that he bothers her to do it for him, she just does

- He's a 10 but his mom is a fucking 20, don't @ me

- He's a 10 but he can't read...or spell. But we love him, precious dumbass <3

(Hey I'm baji, I'm 19 and I never fucking learned how to read)

KAZUTORA

-He's a 10 but he constantly gaslights you for the most mundane things.

*takes off light*

*walks out and comes back in to se light on*

"Babe didnt I switch this off?"

"no it was just like this"

"Oh.."

-He's a 10 but if u mention his younger self hair style he'll threaten to hit u with a wrench (playfully ofc!...unless)

-He's a 10 but one time he accidentally killed his friends brother and went to juvie LMFAOO, life's just like that. It eez what it eez

- He's a 10 but uses the phrase "I went to jail once mother fucker I'm not scared to go again" almost everytime someone picks a fight with him

-He's a 10 but he's overly skeptical of ALL your friends and family. Like whenever u take him to your get togethers or family gatherings he just fucking sits there looking at everyone with the most judgmental expressions ever.

isn't that your "creepy uncle" who went to jail For smth?

Was it pedophilia?

Idk, he just looks like a pedo to me

WE GET IT BUT DON'T SAY SHIT SO OPENLY, PPL CAN HEAR YOU TORA 💀

-He's a 10 but gets genuinely upset when you borrow his jackets, like most guys find it cute and he's like "Hey that's mine! Give it back u rat!"

-He's a 10 but gives cringey emo boy/anime villian worthy speeches about life whenever you two argue

-He's a 10 but had a crush on one of his teachers a time

-He's a 10 but he has daddy issues... And mommy issues... And just issues in general

-He's a 10 but tells you the most weirdest conspiracy theories he has. About the government, aliens, lizard ppl, the pyramids, the Bermuda triangle, everything.

MITSUYA

-He's a fucking 20+. Fight me

-there is litterally no fault in this man. He is perfection.

-OK fine, he's a 10 but somehow goes through episodes of depression and workaholicness in one like?? Pick a struggle, just one

- He's a 10 but his beard/ mustache started growing when he was only 14

- It causes it to grow very quickly now so if he goes a day without shaving u will see a little stubble there lmaoo

-He's a 10 but organizes your shit for you the same way he does for his sisters lmaoo. I guess it's just a force of habit

-Like he'll notice a few of your stationery scattered around your desk and he's already re-organizing everything.

-He's a 10 but he steals your plushies to practice his sewing skills.

-Makes mini sweaters and clothes for your them, and whenever you can't find them and ask, they're in takashi's room "modeling" as he claims

-He's a 10 but he makes your family love him more than they love you without even trying. Like fuck you omg

NAHOYA (smiley)

-He's a 10, but he tries to "play" fight you every single time you two are left alone together.

-like the others would go inside McDonald's to order food and then come back out to find you two acting out some sort of fake karate moves on each other

-you also beat up eachothers shadows and act like ur getting hurt 💀

-He's a 10 but you have to LITTERALLY beg and plead with him to not murder guys who catcall you. He still throws hands left n right tho

-He's a 10 but he sends u the most random shit at 4 in the morning. And when I say random, I mean RANDOM

- He's a 10 but calls you "bro, dude and bruh" as affectionate nicknames

-He's a 10 but never wears matching socks. Like it's become a habit now to just grab whichever ones are closest and he honestly does not care. "whatever they can't see my socks anyways"

-they can. But according to him it's a fashion statement

-He's a 10 but brings his little brother to your dates sometimes

-then gets jealous when u give souya more attention than him. But who can blame you? We Stan our blueberry little bean. Must protecc

SOUYA (angry)

-He's a 10...actually he's like a 12 tbvh

-He's a 10, but sometimes he treats you more like a mom or big sister than his actual s/o 💀

-He's a 10, but he gets lost easily, so he clings to your arm like a fucking koala EVERY time ur in public together

-he also follows you around like a lost puppy, EVERYWHERE. Mf waits outside the washroom untill ur done-

-He's a 10 but he MUST. ALWAYS. be the little spoon when cuddling, ALWAYS. (I see this as an absolute win)

-He's a 10 but he has a habit of stealing your blanket in the middle of this night and discarding his own? Or if it's one blanket he just hogs all in his sleep.

-mfs lucky he's so cute otherwise I would've started throwing hands for this shii long ago.

-He's a 10 but he just can't make decisions for himself istg. He will ponder everything for 10 minutes, not decide, ask your opinion and when u give him it he always goes with your opinion. I mean that's nice but sweetie... Think for yourself atleast sometimes T-T

-He's a 10 but he once thought his big brother liked you so he tried to ignore your very existence lmfao but nahoya thought it was his way of being awkward with you. Untill a day he found him crying about it and got the real reason

(proceeded to explain that he didn't like you like that and you're like "one of his homies". Also helped him get closer with you)

HAKKAI

-He's a 10 but he's more romantically interested in mitsuya than you, his s/o

- I'm joking, I'm joking... not really we all know it's true

-Also he's not a 10, he's a 100. I will fist fight anyone who disagrees

-He's a 10 but he's super awkward around any other female or femmine like person except you (if ur a gorl) and yuzuha to the point where he seems rude

-He's a 10 but similar to souya he also can't really make desicions on his own so he just uses yours

-He's a 10 but he acts more like your lil bro that u look after rather than a bf. It just happens cause you're so close with yuzuha and u guys are always treating him like your precious baby that he just automatically reacts like that.

Walking together

-He's a 10 but he sees you kinda like a sugar mommy. Despite being rich, he just likes the feeling of when u get him the things he wants and he knows u like getting him things so there's no problem with asking, not that he ever has to ask bc the second u see him interested in smth ur already getting it for him.

Sees cute Keychain

Oh! Y/nn~ look at that panda chain! Its so cute

*immediately buys him said Keychain*

-He a 10 but he has actual mommy issues and needs you to take care of those needs for him. Which is why he feels so nice when u get him things and do stuff for him. Always making sure he's okay and showering him in affection. He feels the most loved like that.

-He's a 10 but has a, picture of his soulmate "best friend" as his wallpaper and not you

[honkshoo-zzz]

How I see the Mercs within the LBGTQ+ Community

cause i keep seeing people posting things and EVERYONE KEEPS GETTING IT WRONG!! /j who cares i jus wanna make a funky list too

Scout: Def Bisexual, Trans ftm (can take or leave)

Probably has a preference for women

Probably doesn’t realize he likes men until he works with them 24/7 and all of his coworkers are hunky n sweaty and maybe a lil flirty

If trans, used Sex Bom tattoo to cover top surgery scars. Even though it’s definitely just worse than just having ts scars lmao

Soldier: Bisexual and Poly

I just love him dating Zhanna and Demo honestly

Fuck it, other mercs too, if they wanted

Tbh I also fuck with aro/ace vibes for him, he’s just kinda around for a good time with the homies in my mind. Both is good

I do see his preference being fairly equal though. Too busy thinking about his love for the US to think too much about tiddies/ass/etc.

Pyro: Def Ace, and either Aro or Lesbian in my mind. Also Nonbinary.

Either gender-fluid or just straight-up no gender enby. no in-between in my eyes.

I’m mostly all for Aro/Ace Pyro but I saw some Pyro x Ms. Pauling art and. love that. ugh, decisions…

Feel like they use whatever pronouns. Don’t gaf, will never gaf

Also no sex cause the suit just doesn’t come off. Also too busy setting shit on fire to care. More important shit to do.

Demoman: Pansexual and Poly

Again, dating Soldier who is also dating Zhanna

He’s also in a longterm relationship with Eyelander. Don’t ask too many questions about how that works though. But they are.

Also doesn’t have a gender-preference (obviously, he’s married to a sword). Semi-opportunistic in that sense, I guess (again he’s married to a sword. how many times do i gotta—)

Heavy: Bisexual, preference for Men

Idk man but Heavy and Medic have been married for a long time in my eyes

Also I feel like he participated in his sisters’ longing to “see another man” while living in Russia, had a similar reaction to meeting Medic upon taking the Merc job as Zhanna meeting Scout/Soldier

(For those who have yet to read the comics, that reaction basically just being: “you are man. I am horny. let’s bang.” and Medic would just be like o///o “aight” I think)

Biggest trans supporter tho, idk why but it just makes sense he would be the first to punch the teeth out a transphobe. Defends other mercs when confronted about gender shit 100%

Engineer: Bisexual, preferring Women; ftm Trans

The more top surgery art I see of him, the more I fall in love with trans Engie. It’s basically canon to me now. You can take this from my cold, dead hands.

Idk not much else to say. He’s a switch, though, if that adds much of anything HXSKFJEJX

No bottom surgery in my mind, either. Just makes his own straps n shit, cause he can (one of his 11 PhDs was in sex, actually, did you know?)

Medic: Gay, ftm Trans (again, can take or leave)

The most bottom-gay I’ve ever seen, personally (idk how else to phrase it, forgive me)

Again, I feel like he’s been married to Heavy for a long time

If trans, did his own top and bottom surgery, probably at the same time, cause he knew he could and he’s fucking insane (scars are a little wild as a result but he wears them with pride)

Sniper: Gay. das it HFSKFJEK

Gay, but the type of guy where you’d never know til his fuckin boyfriend walks out and kisses him or sum

Also he’s exclusively a top in my mind. Idk why but I feel like he’s got control issues HHEEKLEDP

Again, not super out-spoken about his sexuality, but *will* go out of his way to stab a homophobe. Not kill them from a distance, specifically stab. Shit’s more personal that way (is that too morbid? sorry)

Spy: Bisexual, Genderfluid

Another bottom, but will top if needed (like with most women, if he somehow gets with *another* bottom, etc.)

He’s also a whore. A slut, even. Good for him.

OH AND GENDERFLUID omg. Saw some stuff about that recently so it’s new to my pea brain but I like it.

Again, like Sniper, I feel like he wouldn’t really talk about his gender stuff a lot, but would discover this of himself when disguising himself as women and just feeling. Just as comfortable, if not more comfortable as them at times.

Kinda sensitive about it, though, probably. Will stab anyone who mentions it while he’s figuring it out. But gets better upon meeting the mercs and their gay-asses, lmao

“holy shit it’s not that crazy to like to have boobs sometimes” type-beat.

ok i’m done. again feel free to add stuff, fight me (like, as a bro), or whatever. Love talking about it cause I love these lil weirdos. Probably too much. oh well hdkafjejfk

[emoweeb-the-simp]

what if

& hear me out

tsp headcannons since i am obsessed

no reader lol just general hcs (edited because i wanted to add stuff :*3)

Stanley

() pookie fr

() he/him

() tbh i can't decide if he's twink cismale or transmasc, so either.

() pansexual

() has asd & is nonverbal

() but instead of sign, he uses communication cards.

() that's right

() not enough card hcs anywhere, so im making one fuck you >:*)

() he's more sensitive to visual sensory than others, but still hates loudness.

() he uses sign only when he has no cards or when he's with narrator because he's the only one that understands

() mainly uses bsl, but knows basic asl (brit*sh /hj)

() spare headphones, ofc

Norman

aka the narrator

(please note that i'm just gonna call him Narrator/Narry, Norman is for Post!ParableAU, Human!AU or just outside of the Parable :*) )

() norman is his human name.

() uses any pronouns, but refers to himself as he/him, they/them, it/its.

() GAYYYYYYYYY

() his real name is a language too complex for the feeble human mind to understand,

() he's god basically.

() but in post!parable or in a human!au, he's a human.

() a lil chubby & silly :*3

() the adventure line has been reduced to narrys tie :*C it's still pretty much sentient though.

() will make stanley go through things, but also will not try & overstimulate him.

() "stanley you gotta remember: i'm a VILLAIN, not a MONSTER."

() sometimes he'll even spawn in a bowl of ice cream for him as a symbol of love!! <333

() as a god, he doesn't really need to eat or sleep or do really any mortal necessities, though he enjoys it.

() also yeah, he can spawn in stuff.

() Narry did the writing, Narrating,(no shit sherlock)& he did the choices & coding for the parable.

() he scripted his lines for most of the endings.

() keyword: most.

() the ones he didn't script are: real person/not stanley ending(w/o bucket), zending(w/o bucket), escape pod ending(w/ & w/o bucket), confusion ending(w/ & w/o bucket), & skip button ending.

() him & the curator haven't interacted in over five years.

() not a word was uttered.

() (they got into a bad arguement)

() Narrator created Stanley, but he forgot he ever did

() he genuinely thinks Stanley is his own person.

() finds out he isn't in the Not Stanley/Real Person ending.

() Curator felt bad so she took the player away from stanley & reset the parable so he'd forget.

The Curator

() I haven't really decided on her human name...

() she/her

() bipoc. i like to think that at least... :'*)

() AroAce. Bitchless & proud.

() The Narrators older stepsister.

() Curator skimmed over the code & script for the Parable

() she wears glasses but she doesn't actually need them.

() in fact,

() they're just "es" because there's no glass.

() Narrator has a Love-Hate with Stanley; Whereas Curator is a teeny obsessive.

() as seen in the museum ending.

() Curator & Narrator used to be normal

() they used to be human, but they died & (somehow) reincarnated.

() their forms were kind of the same as their human ones, but things change.

() oh & their dad died.

if you want my designs for the goobers lmk <3