#and a little mean :(

[respectthepetty]

23.5 has every single 'like' covered:

She likes everyone

She likes no one

She likes girls

He likes boys

She likes both

Everyone likes her

Everyone likes him

No one likes him

And I'm in love with her because she's gonna pair all these kids up like her name is Noah and she has a ship ark to sail.

Call this the Love Boat because I'm shipping them all!

Bonus: They like each other

It's canon to me.

[xx-thedarklord-xx]

Resting Rumors

Rule one as a new Ministry recruit, avoid Harry Potter. He's rude, mean, intimidating and grouchy. Except—wait—why is he smiling? Wait, he's married to who?

Ao3

[becaexists]

If Sebastian Fen wasn't such a scrunkly rat bastard and actually took care of himself for once in his very fucked up life he could be so cunty and get people to do whatever he wants with raw sex-appeal alone I just know it

[hirudou]

            @rosehearrt asked:    "In  some  ways  ,    I  envy  you."

        there  was  nothing  to  prompt  such  an  admission.  but  jade  tucks  it  away  regardless,  as  he  is  wont  to  do  with  anything  else  he's  told.  it  isn't  that  he  doesn't  see  in  himself  anything  to  envy.  it's  more  who  is  envying  who--  riddle's  pride,  and  short  fuse  are  notorious.  as  much  so  as  heartslabyul's  many  rules.  more  than  that,  is  the  idea  you  can  envy  someone  you  don't  even  know.  what  he  allows  anyone  to  see  is  carefully  curated.  jade  can  count  on  a  single  hand  the  individuals  who  know  him.  really  know  him.  at  this  point,  he's  spoken  to  him  but  a  handful  of  times,  so---  

  "  why?  "  jade  does  not  turn  to  visually  address  riddle  right  away.  both  hands  tucked  behind  his  back,  posture  perfectly  straight.  the  event  is  going  smoothly;  every  attending  vice  has  played  their  part,  sure.  but  jade  was  more  attentive  than  usual  with  this.  he  knew  how  particular  azul  was,  and  strived  to  avoid  any  unwarranted  disappointment.  "  is  it  because  you  think  i  have  it  easier  than  you?  "  that's  a  bit  harsh,  he  knows.  but  riddle  had  been  so  vague,  can  he  be  blamed  for  any  assumptions  he's  bound  to  make?

he  turns  his  head  now.  smiling,  as  he  always  does,  but  the  usual  lightness  of  his  demeanor  is  nowhere  to  be  found.  "  or...is  it  because  i  know  what  i  want?  because  i  have  confidence  in  my  place  here?  "  

sure,  riddle  is  confident  too--  but  blindly  so.  there  is  a  stark  difference  between  them;  one  that  contrasts  as  sharply  as  black  &  white.  he  relies  too  heavily  on  routine  and  discipline.  a  little  disharmony  would  do  him  some  good,  a  proverbial  wrench  thrown  in  the  day  to  day.  one  cannot  plan  for  every  second,  and  every  minute  of  their  day.  sometimes--  it's  best  to  let  it  be.

"  while  i'm  terribly  flattered.  "  he  hums.  "  i  think  you  know  exactly  what  you  want  already.  you're  just  afraid  to  step  off  the  path  you've  paved  for  yourself.  i  don't  blame  you,  it's  well  trodden,  it's  familiar.  "  a  small  sigh  ,  as  he  rests  a  palm  to  his  own  chest.  "  perfection  is  well  and  good,  but  it's  also  boring.  and  striving  for  it  constantly  is  bound  to  kill  you.  "

the devil in me

[clairenatural]

there's a cherry blossom tree in DC that keeps blooming every year even though it shouldn't and the park service keeps thinking it's dead and then it keeps blooming! well they're removing a lot of trees to rehabilitate the area and they've said it's finally time for stumpy to go and they're going to mulch it and use the mulch to enrich all the other trees so it can help everything else keep going. and they're also going to plant spliced little pieces of it all over so that stumpy can live forever and this is genuinely sending me into a spiral

[miniaturecatmentality]

guys I just found the greatest video on the internet

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

[gayforcarstairsgirls]

[astronomical-bagel]

[typewriter-worries]

on Simon & Garfunkel - Bridge over Troubled Water (Restored - from The Concert in Central Park)

[demonicsuffrage]

It's so wild when you think about how much of a shift the batkids had after they were adopted by Bruce, because NONE had a sibling and were like-

Dick, who accidentally walked into Tim's room, spotting the robin shrine he has there:

Tim: ...I can explain

Dick, walking out: Nevermind! It's my fault for wishing for siblings when I was a kid

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Jason: Who the hell tweeted 'skibidi toilet rizz' 56 times from my twitter?!

Tim, salty about the titans tower incident, laptop in hand still open to Jason's twitter account:

Jason:

Jason: I wish Bruce had adopted a puppy instead of you.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Damian, fuming after Bruce got them a shared hotel room on a vacation: I miss the days when I was an only child

Tim: Didn't your mom make like two thousand clones of you?

Damian: I would've preferred sharing my inheritances with all 2000 of them instead of you

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Dick, entering his room at the manor after a patrol and spotting Duke on his bed and immediately shrieking: BRUCE, THERE'S A RANDOM KID IN MY ROOM

Bruce: Dick, this is your newest brother, Duke

Dick: And you gave him my room?!

Duke: Wow, the colour scheme in here is so 80s

Dick: Consider me and you estranged from now on

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Bruce: Jason, unblock your brother, he is currently crying in the living room because of it.

Jason, had blocked Dick after the thirst trap Dick posted got over 100k views on tiktok and now everyone and their sibling was asking for Dick's number: What brother? I identify as an only child.

[canisalbus]

✦ Freshly ordained ✦

[calvinandhobbes]

laughing at memes about the assassination attempt while feeling a deep deep dread so profound that my stomach hurts. thats the american way ig

[krysmcscience]

I have some questions about karaoke night, Alex Hirsch. Very Important Questions. Which I will happily scream at a poor hapless baby triangle who can have no answers for me, and possibly also does not have object permanence yet.

Follow-up that is I guess suggestive, but let's be real here, Bill's a fucking triangle:

Dude slipped right into his birthday suit, lmao

this is so stupid :D

Anyway, I don't care what anyone says, this brilliant individual knows what's up - Bill is absolutely way more of a monsterfucker than Ford could or ever will be, full stop.

[strangeracrossthestreet]

credits for the images:

letstalkpalestine

[foolsocracy]

they barge into justice league meetings saying they have something very important to show them. and do stuff like this