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handfulofmuses · 2 months ago

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Leatherhead confirmed to be into cursed food

#my stomach turns from hearing this #and he just goes #wow this is the best thing i have ever tasted #;adorable yet tortured gator face (Leatherhead)#;Maybe you just think you are a monster because everyone treats you that way (Michelangelo & Leatherhead)

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sage-thetravler · 2 years ago

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y’all ever go onto character.ai and like- try mixing fandoms? See what happens?

#I may have done this many times #Talking to nightmare #I mentioned the king of Ravka (Nikolai)#AND HE JUST GOES #‘I met him in court once #charming fellow..’#And I’m like-#SIRR????#shadow and bone #Nightmare sans

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im-jesus · 7 months ago

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oh- oh why is my face wet

James, 16,: Would you still love me if I was a Worm?

Regulus, 15, rolling his eyes: Yes, but I'm not proud of it.

Regulus, 19: Would you still love me if I came out as a man, burn all the pretty dresses you like on me, cut my hair you are obsessed with, change my name and my body?

James, not missing a beat: I would carry you around after your surgery. I would take you shopping and spoil you rotten. I'd take you to a tailor so you can get your clothes exactly how you want them. I'd pay for every surgery, document change, hormones, clothes. I'd throw you a gender reveal party. I'd call you handsome and beautiful through any and every questionable style choice. I'd make you my husband and I'd be very, very proud of that.

James: I'll love you for as long as I live, no matter what you do or who you want to be, my darling. Always and forever.

Regulus, close to tears: k, just checking.

#once i asked my dad if he'd love me if i were a worm and he said #i'd build you a little worm house and then hunt down the wizard who turned you into a worm and kill him #and i said bro #why not let him turn me back human #and he just goes #nah #i don't wanna deal with your whining

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swan2swan · 1 year ago

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Whoever conceived and animated this moment, I hope they're doing well and thriving. This is S-rank romance stuff here.

#the ship overall is C to A tier #but it's things like THIS that push it up toward the A #titan ae #titan a.e.#cale #akima #it just...#starts with them chilling together being comfortable in each other's space #that would be enough that's a point there #then she goes and HANDS HIM THE SANDWICH SHE'S EATING #sharing their food #that's another one #and she does it because his hands are busy so he can't feed himself #so that's a third point #and she does it WITHOUT LOOKING AT HIM which is a FOURTH point #and he bites into it without request or invitation so that's a FIFTH point #and then he TAKES THE WHOLE SANDWICH AND GULPS IT DOWN LIKE A LIZARD #which is a SIXTH point #and jumps it up to SEVEN because she pulls her fingers free and finally looks at him and yells at him #IT'S A SEVEN-POINT ROMANCE COMBO #do you know how utterly rare those are?#those are generally earned through KISS scenes where the hands move and the heads touch and maybe there's a spin #they achieved a seven-point romance combo by SHARING A SANDWICH #fixing machines and sharing lunch URRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHH

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batcavescolony · 1 year ago

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Katniss is such an unreliable narrator. She says "Then something unexpected happens. At least, I don't expect it because I don't think of District 12 as a place that cares about me" girl you deliver strawberries to the Mayor, you hunt and trade for the district, when you fell at Prim being chosen someone caught you, when you went to Prim people parted for you, when you volunteered EVERYONE stopped. Idk how to tell you but I think you're a pillar of the community.

#katniss everdeen #the hunger games trilogy #the hunger games #primrose everdeen #hunger games #batcavescolony reads the hunger games #suzanne collins #'now it seems i have become someone precious' NOW? GIRL BFFR you're their hunter girl #and this isn't negative just bffr girl #your WHOLE DISTRICT did the three finger salute that you yourself says means admiration thanks and goodbye to someone you love and on top is #old a rarely used. your WHOLE DISTRICT decided in that moment that they needed to bring back this sign of respect for YOU #...................................................................#idk why some people are thinking i mean this as negative i don't she is unreliable but its not intentional. like when Peeta heart stoped in #CF she doesn't know what Finnick is doing at first cus she doesn't know off the top of her head what cpr is. she also thinks Peeta after the #reaping is acting for the cameras. he isnt we dind out later his mom basically told him Katniss was gonna win and he would die. obviously #shes not doing it on purpose shes just for lack of better words uneducated? as in she doesn't know everything shes not omnipotent #so when Plutarch (? second games guy) shows her his mokingjay hiden watch shes like *wtf that's weird?* then the people traveling to #district 13 show her the mockingjay cookie and explains it and she then goes on the difference between his watch and their cookie #and why does eveyone act as if district 12 is as bad as the capital? they CANT help Katniss and Prim in the way you want. they cant give #them food. none of them have any! and im not putting iton Katniss but they hid they needed food so they could stay together. it sounds like #some of you are in this our world mentally of what people do after a loved one dies (brings food constantly checks on them etc) district 12 #cant do that. they dont have food and they're all suffering. you cant give someone food when you have none to give. then theirs the fact #that peeta DID help. Peeta buring the bread and tossing some to her then taking a beating from his mom is a HUGE thing in the books.#he used his resources to help her like you all said someone should.#district 12 DID (rip) care about Katniss before the hunger games. why do you think she was allowed to hunt? or how her trades were good #these are the little ways 12 can shows Katniss they love her. but again Katniss doesn't see this and YES its because she had ptsd before the #hunger games as well. i swear some of you make it seem like d12 was all living a life of luxury and glaring down at Katniss.#other things that show Katniss is in hight standing with at least her people of d12 is her dad was known enough through d12 for peeta dad to #comment on his singing along with his commenting on her mom. also her mom is a healer in the community. yeah her parents arnt the top but #of d12 but they are/were definitely high staning in the Seam.

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trash-panda-paws · 3 months ago

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Having a poor memory is so FRUSTRATING. Aside from the obvious reasons, if you remember something clearly that your friends don't remember at all, they'll just accuse you of lying.

Like, I have a poor memory, I'm not fucking delusional. I'm not making shit up just because. I'm sorry Mr Oh So Perfect Memory knows for sure that he has "definitely never heard this song before" but I distinctly remember showing it to you as we were driving somewhere because you asked me when the musical was coming to theaters. I told you it probably wasn't because it was an online musical only right now, but a lot of the songs were already out, and that's how we ended up listening to the entirety of Epic The Musical.

The worst part is, he's saying I've gaslit him several different times (I will admit I did one singular time because I was embarrassed that I didn't remember something so I stuck with what I thought I remembered happening, which is honestly probably just lying??) And I think he believes that song incident (as well as one other song incident with similar vibes) was one of them.

Like, idk the exact definition of gaslighting, but doesn't it have to be for manipulative purposes and also if you GENUINELY believe something you're telling someone, that's like...not gaslighting, right??

TLDR; I have a poor memory and when I remember something my friend doesn't remember, he accuses me of gaslighting him, or goes "well I guess I'm just fucking stupid then" or "well I guess I'm just fucking blind".

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digitalmyyth · 4 months ago

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Shenanigans ensue

#had this silly idea and then realised it was nearly actually Valentine’s Day #and sort of rushed to try get it out on the day. close enough.#anyway I just think this would be a funny episode idea #with misunderstandings and miscommunication galore #they would build some ultimate matchmaker machine.#Candace would be annoyed because she would say you can’t make a machine to do that you have to do it naturally #Perry goes along with it all because he likes spending time with them #and then at the end it’s a lesson about how some people are gay or whatever #pnf #perry the platypus #human perry #my art

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lesbian-disaster-academic · 2 years ago

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i used to be so good at writing strong, thoroughly-researched, thoroughly-edited essays.

as a kid in hs, my teacher literally came up to me, holding my 40 page essay on the intersection of the European witch hunts and capitalism/exploitation/gender roles (it was supposed to be 7 pages...whoops) and went like "this is literally a master's-degree level thesis. what are you doing?? you could literally use this as your final dissertation in a master's program, what the fuck."

NOW??? NOW?? you'd think I'd be oh so skilled. but alas. i can barely piece together two ideas. adhd skill-regression is so so real. im SOBBING

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spaceraceart · 6 months ago

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au where eggman is some egotistical unethical tech ceo that visits his local coffee shop everyday and harasses the customers and employees, but for some reason the owner is head-over-heels for him and keeps letting him get away with it

#sonic #sth #eggman #robotnik #dr eggman #dr robotnik #agent stone #stobotnik #this au takes more from the games than the movies - stone is just here bc i love him #maria's alive too and forces eggman to take care of her pet hedgehogs whenever she goes on vacation and he hates the lil rats

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chloesimaginationthings · 14 days ago

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Connection terminated.

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illusioncanthurtme--art · 4 months ago

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So... how's outpatient therapy at the mystery shack going?? :')

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trekkerac · 7 months ago

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I'm having fun part 3

#gravity falls #gravity falls au #stanley pines #bill cipher #stanford pines #gravity falls fanart #Favourite bill & stan dynamic is stan being unbothered while bill seethes #like rock beats scissors i think stan should just automatically win against bill.#reason he has bad luck is because all his good luck goes into fucking bill over #the frankenstein part is there is swear #that's what fords busy with. along with other things #frankenghost au

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fandomestuff · 7 months ago

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So we all know this terrible, heartbreaking, beautiful spot right?

Well it looked familiar

Powder took Ekko to a place that was important to Vi. After she lost her, it became a place of remembrance for her sister.

Now for Ekko it's a place of remembrance for Powder that he met, for Jinx that he learned to love and for what could have been.

It's just beautiful how much memory this place holds and how special it is to all three of them.

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punkitt-is-here · 9 months ago

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dipper is a weirdly special kind of character to me because I was that type of kid, the one who wanted to grow up too fast and got irritated at their sibling not taking things too seriously and never wanting to seem childlike. i connected heavily with him, and honestly the entire arc of Gravity Falls being in part about him learning to just be a kid really helped me in the long run. it was a great wake up call seeing a character so similar to me at that age learn to finally stop trying to be an adult before i was ready.

#now im more of a mabel but thats how it goes!#i also am named mason so its really funny how much i went “he just like me fr” back when i was a guy #my posts #gravity falls

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siriusly-dc · 18 days ago

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The boys are fighting

Tim: AT LEAST I DONT STAB PEOPLE FOR HAVING A DIFFERENT FAVOURITE CEREAL

Damian: YEAH WELL FATHER SHOULD HAVE ABORTED YOU AND YOUR WRONG OPINIONS

*silence*

Dick:… Dami… did you forget that Tim’s adopted

Jason: this is the best day of my life

Duke: right of passage I fear

Bruce: *is on concussion number five of the week and it’s only Wednesday trying to remember if he gave birth to Tim or not* what?

Just the Batkids forgetting that most of them are adopted when fighting

Bruce birthed those kids r u kidding me they all look like freaky ass clones of him

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kokodrawings · 2 months ago

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Role reversal AU: Naruto as the ambassador of the shinobi nations

#naruto #naruto fanart #uzumaki naruto #naruto uzumaki #role reversal au #koko draws #this role reversal au is not just between Sakura and Sasuke's sanin teachers. Naruto and Sasuke also swap roles after the war #Sasuke becomes the Rokudaime Hokage -the Uchiha and the Senju finally united under his mandate- while Naruto wanders around #He has a lot of promises to keep and he can't do so as Hokage so he turns down the position.#the first thing he does after the war is have a long talk with Hiashi and the rest of the Hyuga clan heads #and makes sure to fulfill his old promise to Neji (who is alive in this au because what's that bs in canon?)#Neji takes after Hinata and starts to wear his headband around his neck now that he is free of the cage bird seal #after that Naruto wanders to Ame to help in every way he can #(Konan is also alive because her death was completely bs and we are ignoring canon here)#Naruto is a very powerful person and in a way his new role as ambassador transcends that of the Hokage.#He is fullfiling Jiraiya and his father’s dream of peace. He is also achieving his own childhood dream #now he is being recognized not only by Konoha but by the shinobi world in his entirety #He is the only person able to travel freely between all shinobi villages #All the doors are open for him. No matter where he goes he will be welcomed as if he were coming home.

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