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jk rowling: wrote a childrens book series in the 2000s about a society of outcasts, which attracted a lot of queer fans because of its themes on acceptance. comes out as transphobic, tweets out "merry terfmas 😘," and proceeds to write a crime novel about a man who disguises himself as a woman to kill people
eoin colfer: wrote a childrens book series in the 2000s that he describes as "die hard but with fairies," which attracted a lot of queer fans because he accidentally gave his male protagonist a feminine name. is confused but supportive of his largely queer fanbase, leaves nice comments on trans artemis fanart, and proceeds to have one of the protagonists in the sequel series marry a ghost princess inhabiting the clone body of her evil uncle, which when she asks if its weird, the protagonist responds with “Maybe people would think you strange back in the olden days, but kids these days don’t care about stuff like insides and outsides matching”
#harry potter#artemis fowl#the fowl twins#jk rowling#eoin colfer#ya literature#lgbtq#lgbt#transgender#mine#1k
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I really wish people would look up what ‘death of the author’ actually means. Trust me, it does not mean turning a blind eye to someone using their vast wealth and popularity to actively hurt trans people or spread misinformation about the Holocaust.
#anti jk rowling#just read another wizard book#it’s not hard#I recommend artemis fowl#or the spiderwick chronicles
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Good morning, everyone, and welcome to another instalment of the Fandom project! This time, we are once again discussing books, this time, young adult books. Check out previous posts in this series here.
Once again, the list is quite long, so I will just mention the wiki and not go into deeper details about what each one needs help with. If I did that, the post would be too long, and no one would have time for it.
As I've mentioned in previous posts, if you can create & edit a Tumblr post, you can edit articles on a wiki. Here, you can find an easy step-by-step guide on how to get started with contributing, but you can also message me & I will help guide you through any question marks.
13 Treasures Series // A Walk to Remember // The Amateurs // The Archived // Artemis Fowl // Beautiful Disaster // Big Little Lies // The Bone Season // Books of History Chronicles // The Book Thief
Charlaine Harris // Chris Van Allsburg // Chronicles of Nick // Cornelia Funke // Covenant // Dan Brown // Daughter of Smoke and Bone // Destroyermen // The Devil Wears Prada // Diana Wynne Jones // Divergent // The Diviners Series
Emily of New Moon // Endgame // Eric Flint // Famous in Love // The Fault in Our Stars // Fever/Highlander // Fifty Shades of Grey // Fire and Thorns // Gabriel Allon // Gail Carriger // Gail Carson Levine // Gallagher Girls // The Giver // Guards of the Shadowlands
Half Bad Trilogy // Hardy Boys // Hush, Hush // If I Stay // Island in the Sea of Time // J. K. Rowling // Jane Austen // John Green // John Wayne Cleaver // Just One Day // L. J. Smith // The Last Kingdom // Little Britches // Little Women // Lockwood & Co. // The Lone City // The Lovely Bones // The Lying Game
Mara Dyer // Maximum Ride // Me Before You // Meg Cabot // Millenium Trilogy // Monsters of Verity // Mortdecai // Neil Gaiman // Nerve // Outlander // Paws and Claws Mysteries // The Phantom of the Opera // Phillip K. Dick
R.L. Stine // Rain of the Ghosts // The Reckoners // Red Queen // Roman Mysteries // The Selection // Shades of London // Sharpe // Shopaholic // Sir Robert Carey Mysteries // Starbound Trilogy // Starcrossed // Storm and Silence
Takashi Matsuoka // Trudi Canavan // Uglies // Unearthly // Unenchanted // Vicious // We Were Liars // Wicked Lovely // The Witchlands // The Work and the Glory
If your favourite book or series isn't mentioned here, I suggest checking out the literature page, the book club or go to this page & simply search for your favourite book/series/author. Its almost guaranteed to have their own wiki!
#saga's fandom project#literature#artemis fowl#big little lies#book thief#divergent#endgame#fifty shades trilogy#hush hush#if i stay#jk rowling#jane austen#john green#last kingdom#little women#maximum ride#meg cabot#neil gaiman#outlander#red queen#the selection#starcrossed#uglies#vicious ve schwab
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Y si hablamos de atractivos, los invitados al desayuno también hicieron alarde de una poderosa belleza, para nada comparable con la de la prometida, que finalmente apareció entre alientos contenidos, una hora después, con un vestido color gris mañana con encaje, transparencias y pedrería sutil inspirado en cisnes, el animal representativo de la casa Rowle, un evidente mensaje que indicó que finalmente se decidió a ser la futura señora Rowle, para tranquilidad del futuro novio, que pareció aliviado de ver su llegada e inició un rato de baile que no estaba en el protocolo del desayuno pero que, sin duda, dejó una buena impresión en los invitados.
¿Dudas? Momento incómodo en el compromiso Rowle-Nott.
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Ugh, there should be a name for that feeling you get when you read the penultimate book in a series and it makes your heart so heavy knowing there's only one more and after that it's gone. I just listened to book 7 of Artemis Fowl and there's only one more book and oof I'm already heartsore.
Actually, I think anyone reading this would like it a lot! It's a fun blend of scifi, fantasy and thriller, there's awesome characters (including some very badass ladies), the plots always leave you thinking 'how are they gonna get out of THIS ONE', and I love it so much. They get even better as they go on. It's a kids' series, but it doesn't feel like one, which I suppose is a sign of a well-written children's series. :P
Also, the way I feel about the series is pretty similar to how some people feel about Harry Potter, so if you know anyone who wants something similar without supporting JK Rowling, go ahead and recommend Artemis Fowl to them!
But whatever you do, DO NOT WATCH THE MOVIE. I heard it sucks and isn't like the books at all, plus they whitewashed my favorite character. :(
#artemis fowl#eoin colfer#books#children’s series#booklr#rant about awesomeness#tw jk rowling#tw harry potter
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Voldy/Opal
Imagine this: Deathly Hallows, but Voldemort is as unhinged/chaotic as Opal Koboi
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Greek mythology in pride month:
Aphrodite and Eros are dressed up in the most stylish way in the colors of the pride flag
Apollo is wearing a golden glittering jacket and nothing under it with less glittery white pants and golden shoes and also wearing golden sunglasses and having a glittery bisexual flag as a cape that almost looks golden and matches his jacket. Somehow he found David Tennant and Ncuti Gatwa and is chatting with them
Hermes is wearing bisexual colors and all the wings in his outfit are the same color as the flag and martha and George (the snakes on his staff) have bisexual symbol around their neck
Dionysus is having a party and he is wearing all in pride (and has some pansexuals stuff around) and looking hot (like in the Hades game) he is chatting with Michael sheen
Zeus is busy cheating on hera
Hera is busy catching zeus
Artemis is in her hunter clothes (like in percy Jackson) and the color of her clothes are ace flag and her quiver is full of arrows with fleches that are colored like aro flag. She is giving her trans and enby hunters tips on diy hrt
Athena is sitting somewhere reading queer books (about ace people) while her owl had put a tiny asexual flag on her helmet
Poseidon is busy drowning homophobes
Hades is chilling somewhere and searching what a leather daddy is because Zagreus told him that he looked like one. He sent Zagreus, Thanatos, and Megaera to deal with jk Rowling. He also let queer souls come out of the underworld for a while, people like Freddie Mercury, Achilles and Patroclus, and Hyacinthus
Persephone is making every pride flag with flowers and maybe some of those flowers were once some homophobes or transphobes
Demeter and Hestia are chatting with a couple of old queer people
Medusa wanted to attend Dionysus' party wearing sunglasses, but got distracted when she heard about Neil Gaiman and is now after him
Ganymede is wearing gay (rainbow) flag and he also has his chalice that is filled with a rainbow liquid and has some tiny pride flags (like those little umbrellas but flag type) in it and pouring drinks for people
Ares and nemesis are tempting people to make a war with homophobes and transphobes
Iris is making as much rainbow as she can needless to say she is wearing all rainbow
All the campers from camp half blood and camp Jupiter are at Dionysius' party and hebe is also there. She is wearing rainbow colors as well
Hephaestus is making traps for homophobes. He isn't exactly wearing anything special but all his traps are different pride flags
Chaos is also watching different parts of earth from above, they are made of void and stars so they can't exactly wear clothes but they are turning nebulas to pride flags.
#greek mythology#greek mythology in pride#pride#lgbtq#lgbtqia#queer#aroace#ace#asexual#nonbinary#enby#aro#aromantic#greek#Artemis#apollo#hermes#gods#Dionysus#zeus#hera#Poseidon#percy Jackson#pjo#hades#Zagreus#Thanatos#gay#bisexual#pansexual
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For people who hate Rowling, a nice solution to the hogwarts house classification shit is your element from the Other Side from the brazillian RPG series Paranormal Order!
(for a long time, I felt unconfortable when thinking of Hp, and I know many do to, so I want to share something that can substitute some of the parts I liked the most as a kid)
(in the series, once you get 50% close to the Other Side, the Paranormal, you connect to one of four elements: Blood, Death, Knowledge and Energy. There is a fifth one, Fear, but you can't connect to it. Anyway, here it goes!)
Blood
It is related to all you feel: emotions, heat, pain, pleasure, love, hate,it is known as the start of everything, the flux of the world. Those with it as their element are generally more impulsive and emotional, oversensitive, passionate.
Its rituals are generally about physical aggression and attacking emotions, and its monsters are violent, bestial and fleshly-like. Some Blood monsters are Zumbi de Sangue (blood zombie) Aberração de Carne (flesh aberration) Mulher Afogada (drowned woman) Enpap-X, Carente (needy) Titã de Sangue (blood titan) Aniquilação (annihilation) Dama de Sangue (blood lady) Kerberos, Minotauro (minotaur) and O Diabo (the devil).
It gives those connected to it keen senses, sensibility to pain, bulging veins, red eyes, sharp teeth and nails, intense emotions and a generally strong body.
It overlaps Knowledge and is overlaped by Death.
Some characters with affinity to Blood are Arthur Cervero, Artemis Deordelin Rodrigues, Theodore Bagwell, Agatha Volkomenn
Death
It is related to time, chronology, experiences, distortion of perception, cold, darkness, sludge, spirals and ends. Those with it as their element are generally calm, cold, hyposensitive and with small contact with their emotions.
Its rituals are generally about time distortion and organic degradation, alteration of perception, and its monsters are cruel, inconstant and with different time passing than the rest of the world. Some Death monsters are: Aberrado (scratcher) Aracnasita, Carniçal (black death carrion) Nidere, Succ, A Marionete (puppet) Ceifador Espiral (spiral reaper) Enraizado (rootten) Escutado (listened) Esqueleto de Lodo (ooze skeleton) Múmia (mummy) Sempiternal and O Deus da Morte (the god of death).
It gives those connected to it grey-like skin, white or black hair, black strips throughout the face, completely black eyes, darkened blood, spontaneous aging, aprimorated reflexes, weight loss, alteration on bones and different time perception.
It overlaps with Blood and is overlaped by Energy.
Some characters with affinity to Death are Dante, Boris Lukic, Nubi
Knowledge
It is related to consciousness, learning, knowing, reasoning, logic, calm and balance. Those with it as their element are generally hyposensitive to emotions, reflexive, logic, strategical and go for the best solution to both sides.
Its rituals are generally about perception of reality and communication both in reality and the Other Side, and its monsters are logic, intelligent and very neutral. Some Knowledge monsters are: Vulto (figure) Existido (existed) O Espreitador (lurker) Anjo (angel) Bicho-Papão (boogeyman) Ocioso (idle) Parasita de Culpa (guilt parasite) Estrangeiro (outsider) Rastejador Sombrio (dark crawler) Silhueta (silhouette) and Máscara do Desespero (the magistrate).
It gives those connected to it white or yellow eyes, writing on skin, gold aura, fingers, arms or legs elongated, fragile bones, no mouth or ears and deep eyebags.
It overlaps with Energy and is overlaped by Blood.
Some character with affinity to Knowledge are Carina Leone, Luciano Carvalho, Gal, Kian, Damir Lukic, Yuki Saito, Dominic Sy Pierre
Energy
It is related to chaos, anarchy, inexplicable, change, plasma, technology, phantom-like forms and unpredictability. Those with it as their element are generally hyperactive, imprevisible, anxious, considered insane, chaotic and very connected to technology.
Its rituals are generally about transformation of nature (water fire electricity wind etc) and technology, and its monsters are irrational, random and hostile. Some Energy monsters are: Anárquico (anarchic) Anomalia (anomaly) Anomiático (anomiatic) Ciborgue (cyborg) Infecticídio (infecticide) Perturbados de Energia (chaos disturbeds) Sukkalgir, Tempestuoso (tempestuous) Viajante (traveler) Telopsia and O Anfitrião (the host).
It gives those connected to it multicolored and glowing eyes, glowing veins, tics, trembling, burn scars, bright colored skin and hair and metallic or tech-like body parts.
It overlaps with Death and is overlaped by Knowledge.
Some characters with affinity to Energy are Kaiser Oliveira Cohen, Rubens Naluti, Rana
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They survived the war. They all survived the war. Marlene and Dorcas were together and out of hiding, living in the same house together. Marlene and Dorcas had three kids, Artemis, the oldest, who's a girl, Aries, the middle child, who's a boy, and Jack, the youngest, who's also a boy. James was the donor for all three.
Lily and Pandora are married and have twins, Harry and Lillian Rosier, and their youngest, Lewis Rosier, who's seven years apart from the twins. James was the donor for all three yet again.
James and Regulus are married and also have three kids. Their oldest is Rose, the middle is Leo, and their youngest is Euphemia Potter. Who is named after James' mother and Leo's named after Regulus's constellation. Lily was the surrogate for all three.
Mary and Emmeline are married and only have one kid, Penelope Vance. They live in an apartment, the same one they've had since before Penelope was born. They didn't need a house since they only planned on having one. Their sperm donor was Caradoc Dearborn, a dear friend of Emmeline's.
Alice and Frank married each other and had three kids, Neville Longbottom, Juliana Longbottom, and Nicky Longbottom, who are twins. Alice and Frank tried to make it work, but they just weren't in love with each other anymore. So, when the twins were four and Neville was ten, they had a separation and went their different ways. They have partial custody, Neville, Juliana, and Nicky go to Frank's on the weekends, but they live with Alice.
Frank found Hestia Jones and married her when Neville was fourteen and the twins were eight. Frank was Hestia's first husband and wanted kids. Frank gave her two, the oldest is William, and the youngest is Alexander, Will, and Alex for short. Their two years apart, and William is ten years apart from the twins and sixteen years from Neville.
Alice married Narcissa Black, who also had a previous marriage to Lucius Malfoy and had twins, Lila and Draco Malfoy. When Narcissa left, she took the twins with her and switched their last names to Black as she did to herself. Lucius isn't allowed visitation since Narcissa has full custody. They didn't want any more kids. Five was enough for them to raise.
Sirius and Remus married fairly young but didn't have any kids until they were twenty. They named her Violet Lupin. They had another a year after Violet. They named her Hermione, and their last was five years after Hermione, Teddy. Violet and Hermione's surrogate was a friend of Mary's, who she recommended to them. Monica was very sad to tell them she couldn't carry their third child as she didn't think she could do it, so they went with Sirius's cousins, daughter, Nymphadora Tonks.
Peter and Sybill married, and they had one child and named her Cassandra after one of Sybill's ancestors. Peter didn't argue since Enid, his sister, had taken the name he wanted for his kid.
Of course, Barty and Evan married each other, but what was surprising was they had two boys, Lucas and Nicholas, only two years apart. Everyone was surprised when they announced Emma was going to be their surrogate since they didn't even think they wanted kids.
Emma had fallen in love with Amelia. They soon after married and had two kids, Olivia - the oldest - and Camilia - the youngest. The sperm donor was Regulus as he was a dear friend of both of theirs, which is why they went with him.
Edgar married a girl named Jessica and had two girls, Ava and Aria. Aria being the oldest and Ava the youngest. Ava and Aria loved their cousins, Camilia, Olivia, and Susan. They got together on the daily just to hang out.
Susan lived with Emma and Amelia as her parents died from some kind of deadly flu. Amelia and Edgar were sad for months after their brothers - Anthony's - death. Emma was the one who took care of Susan in those months that Amelia couldn't. Jessica came over when she could with Aria to help, but it just made it worse since they now had to take care of three kids when they were already exhausted. Amelia and Edgar got better and started to become theirselves again, but they never were the same people they were before Anthony's death.
Aurora had married Ophelia and later on in 1980 had a boy named Blaise. His sperm donor is unnamed as they went with a random person on the website. They decided to only have one as he also had "cousins" to play with.
Andromeda had, of course, married her boyfriend of ten years and had two girls, Nymphadora and Nina Tonks. Dora is the oldest and Nina, the youngest.
Bellatrix had married Rodolphus Lestrange and had two kids with him, Mandy and Cara Lestrange. She also had four kids with Tom Riddle, Tom, Mattheo, Aliana, and Delphini Riddle. Her last and final kid was with Charles Berkshire. She named him Lorenzo Berkshire. Tom is the oldest, Aliana and Mattheo are twins which Bellatrix had a year after Tom, Mandy was born five years after the twins, Cara was born a year after Mandy, Delphini was born a year after Cara, and Lorenzo was born nine years after Delphini. Rodolphus had tried to get her to kill her cousins and sisters, but she refused and ran away later that night with her kids. She changed her kid's names to Black as she did to hers and later on remarried Rita Skeeter.
Rita hasn't ever been married as she was in love with someone else who was already married off and had kids. When Rita found out the woman she loved had ran away, she knew exactly where to find her, with her sisters. A few years later, they married, and Rita took Bellatrix's name. They decided that having one more kid just to have one matching Rita's DNA wasn't worth it and decided to have Delphini be the youngest.
Voldemort was defeated by Dorcas, Marlene, Lily, Pandora, Regulus, and James in 1990 when they were all the Potter house. Voldemort had, of course, hit there first as he didn't succeed in killing them the first time. Marlene had answered the door first with her son, Jack, in her arms.
She ran to the sitting room where everyone was sitting and yelled Voldemort is here before grabbing her wand and firing curses at the door before going to get Artemis and Aries to make sure they were safe. James followed behind her, wand in hand, getting his kids to safety. Lily had Lewis in her arms and her wand in her other and followed behind them to get her kids.
Pandora and Dorcas ran upstairs after a big thud and burst in the nursery. James had immediately run out to find Regulus when he didn't come in after. He saw Regulus at the bottom of the stairs laying on the ground, Voldemort hovering over him wand directed at him.
He must have heard James run out because Voldemort snapped his head up to him and fired a curse. James dodgged it. He hears Marlene scream from inside the room before someone comes out of it. James whips his head back to Voldemort just as he fires a curse at Artemis.
"No!" James yelled before hugging Artemis just before the curse hit her. James fell to the ground just as Dorcas came out to grab Artemis. James screamed in pain. It was the Crucio spell.
James hears Voldemort's cynical laugh. It pierced through his body and sent a shiver down his spine. "The great James Potter is going to die from a Crucio? How pathetic. I don't think they should even call you 'great'. I mean, protecting a child? That's how you die? Pathetic, really."
It stops. James can move again. He muscles through the pain and stands up to face him. "You wouldn't protect your children? Oh, that's right. Bellatrix took them. They don't have a father."
He sneers. "Do not talk to me that way! Imperio!"
"No!" James hears Marlene yell. "That's my best friend you mother fucking asshole!" She runs out with her wand. "Crucio!"
He dodges the curse. A death eater behind him hits Marlene with the cruciatus curse. She falls to the ground screaming in pain before passing out.
That must have been what happened to Regulus.
The death eater and Voldemort walk up the steps and stop in front of the nursery. "Stay away from my kids!" Pandora yells.
Voldemort smirks. "Oh, I will." James forcibly walked into the nursery controlled by Voldemort.
Lily and Pandora start breathing heavily and put all their kids behind their back to protect them. Dorcas has a stern face with her kids behind her back. Euphemia, Rose, and Leo are standing off to the side, staring at their aunt, lying on the floor in the hall, and then turn their heads to their father, walking towards them.
"Dad?" Rose says. "What's happening? Where's Papa?"
"Kill them." Voldemort says. "Kill your children."
James's mind flicks back to him at that moment and casts his patronus. The stag finds Voldemort in his mind and kicks him out. James takes back control and spins around and points his wand at Voldemort. "How did you -"
"Never invade a man's mind and make him kill his kids. It never works out well." Pandora, Dorcas, and Lily pull out their wands and point it at Voldemort. Regulus had apparently woken up and is now standing behind them, pointing his at the death eater. Marlene is beside him, pointing it at the other death eater that was there when James turned around. "You're surrounded. You're not getting away this time."
"Crucio!" Regulus yells, sending the death eater to drop to the ground.
"Crucio!" Dorcas's was aimed at the other death eater. That one also falls to the ground in pain.
"Avada kedavra!" Lily says, sending one of the death eaters to its death. Pandora does the other.
Dorcas aims her wand behind Regulus head. "Avada Kedavra." Marlene and Regulus spin around their killing spells going off as they go down the stairs.
"You're followers will be dead soon and soon you will be, too." Voldemort tries to aparate out, but James stop him. "Crucio!"
"You're not getting away this time." Dorcas says.
"You tried to kill us when Harry and Lillian were babies." Pandora says.
"You're not going to have another chance to do that." Lily says, finishing her wife's sentence.
"Crucio!" James yells. Voldemort falls to the floor. "You might have succeeded in killing Anthony, but you left his daughter. You won't get her or anyone else. You'll be dead before that happens."
Regulus and Marlene come back up the steps. "They're all dead."
"Avada Kedavra!" James finally yells, killing Voldemort himself. Hopefully, for the final time.
#marauders era#marauders and co#the maruaders#marauders#pre marauders era#ao3#archive of my own#ao3 fanfic#ao3 writer#starchaser#jegulus#sunseeker#rosekiller#pebill#emmary#pandalily#dorlene#fralice#frestia#zinistra#nobleflower#wolfstar#emmelia#tedromeda#quillkiller#belladolphus#susan bones#edgar bones x mrs. bones
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LES MIS CHARACTERS AS PERCY JACKSON CABINS/WHO THEIR GODLY PARENT WOULD BE
Instead of sorting characters into Hogwarts houses, because that's already been done before and also fuck jk rowling, we can sort them into PJO Cabins!!!!!!!
Ok so uh here we go.
Cosette: Artemis cabin
Enjolras: Apollo cabin (obviously)
Marius: Aphrodite cabin (obviously)
Eponine, Gavroche, Courf: Hermes cabin
Fantine, Valjean: Demeter cabin
Javert: Hera cabin/ or Athena cabin
Grantaire: Dionysus cabin (obviously)
That's all for now I might update this later tho
#broadway#les miserables#les mis#les mis characters#percy jackson#pjo#percy jackson cabins#les mis 2012#characters#sorting
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Eoin Colfer included "her, him, and them" in an article, while JK Rowling tweeted "merry terfmas".
Go and read Artemis Fowl, kids.
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The wooden floorboards creek and croak under the clickety clack of your newly acquired gilded leather boots as you make your way up to the deck, over vast hordes of fortune, past engorged piles of gold and spice, doubloons and silks, navigating mazes of stacked chests brimming with books and boundless scrolls. You tip- toe around your comatose crewmates, satiated by plunder and ransacked stores of rum, to the mast of your ship, and look out onto the horizon.
Heliotrope hues of dusk creep up behind the melting sunset, calming the raging gusts of the sea to caresses of the breeze. Wisps of ghostly silver swirl hazily amongst sporadic speckles of spangling starlight like a stewing soup in the sky, its delicate marbling mirrored on waves that twinkle under the moonlight. Skull and crossbones whip in the wind and the ship rocks lazily as if lulled to sleep by the cradle of the sloping sea. You sigh, contented, and pray to avoid a watery grave for many moons to come.
or, Books Master list:
A Series of Unfortunate events by Lemony Snicket, 1 through 13(Epubs)
Tales of Dunk and Egg by George R. R. Martin 01-03, 1, 2 & 4(Epubs)
A song of Ice and Fire by George R. R. Martin, 1 through 5, including 4.5, A World of Ice and Fire, and Fire and Blood(no.1 is a PDF, the rest Epubs)
A Court of Thorns and Roses by Sarah J. Maas, 1 through 4(Epubs)
All For The Game by Nora Sakavic, 1, 2, &3(Epubs)
Anne of Green Gables by L. M. Montgomery, 1 through 8(Epubs)
The Fowl Twins by Eoin Colfer, 1&2(Epubs)
Artemis Fowl by Eoin Colfer, 1 through 8(PDFs)
Carry On by Rainbow Rowell, 1, 2, &3(no.3 is a PDF, the rest Epubs)
Chaos Walking by Patrick Ness, 1,2 &3, including 2.5 and snowscape(snowscape is a PDF, the rest Epubs)
Chronicles of Alice by Christina Henry, 1&2(Epubs)
City of Ghosts by Victoria Schwab, 1,2 &3(no.1 is a PDF, the rest Epubs)
Children of Blood and Bone by Tomi Adeyemi, 1&2(Epubs)
Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation by Mo Xiang Tong Xiu(Epub)
Heaven's Official Blessing by Mo Xiang Tong Xiu(PDF)
The Scum Villain's Self Saving System by Mo Xiang Tong Xiu(Epub)
Discworld by Terry Pratchett, 1 through 41(Epubs)
Divergent by Veronica Roth, 1,2 &3, including 0.5(Epubs)
Earthsea by Ursula k. Le guin, 1 through 6(Epubs)
The Farseer Trilogy by Robbin Hobb, 1,2 &3(PDFs)
Fence by Sarah Rees Brennan, 1&2(Epubs)
Folk of the air series by Holly Black, 1,2 &3(Epubs)
Harry Potter by J K. Rowling, 1 through 7(Epubs)
Hunger Games by Suzanne Collins, 1, 2&3(Epubs)
In Other Lands by Sarah Rees Brennan(Epub)
Tears waiting to be Diamonds by Sarah Rees Brennan Parts 1&2(PDFs)
Inheritance Cycle by Christopher Paolini, 1 through 4(Epubs)
The History of the Middle Earth by J R. R. Tolkien, 1 through 12(Epubs)
The J R. R. Tolkien collection: Bilbo's Last Song, Tales from the Perilous Realm, The Children of Hurin, The Fellowship of the Ring, The Hobbit, the Hobbit(enhanced edition), The Legend of Sigurd and Gudrun, The Letters of J R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings (collection) Illustrated by J R. R. Tolkien; Alan Lee, The Lord of the Rings (collection), The Return of the King, The Silmarillion, The Silmarillion(illustrated) by J R. R. Tolkien; Ted Nasmith, The Two Towers, Unfinished Tales(Epubs)
The Lunar Chronicles by Marissa Meyer, 1 through 5, Including 3.1(4&5 are PDFs, the rest Epubs)
Magnus Chase and the Gods of Asgard by Rick Riordan, 1, 2&3, including From the Nine Worlds and Hotel Valhalla Guide to the Norse Worlds(Epubs)
Once Upon a Broken Heart by Garber Stephanie, 1&2(Epubs)
Percy Jackson by Rick Riordon, 1 through 5, including 4.5, Camp Half Blood confidential, Demigods and Monsters, Percy Jackson and the Singer of Apollo, Percy Jackson's Greek Gods, and Percy Jackson's Greek Heroes(Percy Jackson and the Singer of Apollo is a PDF, the rest Epubs)
The Heroes of Olympus by Rick Riordan, 1 through 5, including The Demigod Diaries(Epubs)
The Trials of Apollo by Rick Riordan, 1 through 5, including Camp Jupiter Classified(Epubs)
The Demigods of Olympus - An Interactive Adventure by Rick Riordan(Epub)
Shades of Magic by V. E. Schwab, 1,2&3(PDFs)
The Dark Artifices by Cassandra Clare, 1,2 &3(Epubs)
The Infernal Devices by Cassandra Clare, 1,2&3(Epubs)
The Last Hours by Cassandra Clare, 1&2(Epubs)
The Mortal Instruments by Cassandra Clare, 1 through 6(Epubs)
The Eldest Curses by Cassandra Clare 1(Epub)
Shadowhunter Chronicles extras by Cassandra Clare, including An Illustrated History of Noble Shadowhunters and Denizens of Downworld, Ghosts of the Shadow Market, The Bane Chronicles, and the Shadowhunter Codex(Epubs)
Six of Crows by Leigh Bardugo, 1&2(Epubs)
The Grisha Trilogy by Leigh Bardugo, 1,2&3, including 1.5 and the Darkling Prequel - Demon in the Woods(Epub)
Skullduggery Pleasant by Derrick Landy, 1 through 14, including 1.5, 2.5, 6.5, 7.5, 8.5, &13.5(Epubs)
The Kane Chronicles by Rick Riordan, 1,2&3, including The Kane Chronicles survival guide, and Demigods and Magicians(Epubs)
The Locked Tomb by Tamsyn Muir, 1,2 &3, including 0.5 and 2.5(Epubs)
The Magesterium series by Holly Black and Cassandra Clare, 1 through 5(Epubs)
The Raven Cycle by Maggie Stiefvater, 1 through 4, including 4.5(Epubs)
The Dreamer Trilogy by Maggie Stiedvater, 1&2(Epubs)
The Witcher by Andrzej Sapkowski, 1 through 6, including 0.5 & 0.75(Epubs)
The Wolves of Mercy Falls by Maggie Stiefvater, 1,2&3(Epubs)
Throne of Glass by Sarah J. Maas, 1 though 7, including 0.5(Epubs)
The Underland Chronicles by Suzanne Collins, 1 through 5(Epubs)
Unwind Dystology by Neal Shusterman, 1 through 4, including 1.5 and 4.5(Epubs)
The Vampire Chronicles by Anne Rice, 1 through 12(Epubs)
The Warrior cats series by Erin Hunter :The Prophecies Begin 1 through 6(PDFs), The New Prophecy 1 through 6(Epubs), Power of Three 1 through 6(PDFs), Omen of Stars 1 through 6(PDFs), Dawn of the Clans 1 through 6(PDFs), Vision of Shadows 1&2(PDFs)
A discovery of Witches by Deborah Harkness(Epub)
Aristotle and Dante Discover the Secrets of the Universe by Benjamin Alire Saenz(Epub)
Blindsight by Peter Watts(Epub)
Bridge to Terabithia by Katherine Patterson(Epub)
Dune by Frank Herbert(Epub)
Elantris by Brandon Sanderson(Epub)
Fangirl by Rainbow Rowell(Epub)
Hollow Kingdom by Kira Jane Buxton(Epub)
How to Live Safely in a Science Fictional Universe by Charles Yu(PDF)
I Am Still Alive by Kate Alice Marshall(Epub)
I Wish You All the Best by Mason Deaver(Epub)
Kafka on the Shore by Haruki Murakami(Epub)
More Happy Than Not by Adam Silvera(Epub)
One Day in the Life of Ivan Denisovich by Alexander Solzhenitsyn(Epub)
More Than This by Patrick Ness(PDF)
The Rest of Us Just Live Here by Patrick Ness(Epub)
Red, White and Royal Blue by Casey Mcquiston(Epub)
Salt to the Sea by Ruta Sepytis(Epub)
The Adventures of Charles, the Veretian Cloth Merchant, Captive Prince Short Stories Book 3 by C. S. Pacat(Epub)
The Book Thief by Markus Zusak(Epub)
City of Brass by S. A. Chakraborty(Epub)
The Martian by Andy Wier(Epub)
The Night Circus by Erin Morgenstern(Epub)
They Both Die at the End - Adam Silvera(Epub)
The Ninth House by Leigh Bardugo(Epub)
The Poppy War by R. F. Kuang(Epub)
The Song of Achilles by Madison Miller(Epub)
The Starless Sea by Erin Morgenstern(Epub)
Tomorrow and Tomorrow and Tomorrow by Gabrielle Zerin(Epub)
Torture Mom by Ryan Green(Epub)
Where I End and You Begin by Preston Norton(Epub)
Radio Silence by Alice Oseman(Epub)
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There is a provocative essay titled “Excremental Eroticism, Carnivalesque Desires, and Gross Adolescence in Eoin Colfer’s Artemis Fowl” in the book “Innocence Heterosexuality and the Queerness of Children’s Literature” by Tison Pugh. The title is in reference to the fact that Pugh is pulling from Freud’s five stages of sexual development (oral, anal, phallic, latency, and genital stages) described in “Three Essays on the Theory of Sexuality” to synthesize a queer reading of Artemis as a character with a queer reading of the dwarves in the series overall (and the latter topic is something I find less compelling). Pugh eventually comes to the conclusion that “Colfer leaves heterosexuality as an at first unattractive, if intransigently unavoidable, sexual fate for Artemis” (p.136), which is too foregone a reading for me, lol. It would have been all too easy for Colfer to have Artemis “graduate” into normative heterosexuality, J.K. Rowling-style, by removing him from the narrative in TFT due to him having a wife, 2.5 kids, and a white picket fence, yet the potential queerness of Artemis is retained by having him exist as a sort of 21-century, kids’-lit confirmed bachelor (with an asexual reading being possible within this framework as well)
#this is not saying that having kids or having a different gender partner is 'not queer' but rather that the expectation in straight society#is to become an adult by fulfilling that milestone#artemis fowl
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The Blood Of Merlin
Fred Weasley x OC
"Shes my voice of reason, she keeps me out of trouble" Fred shruged "hes my heart, he keeps me human" she smiled "we keep eachother safe" they say to together
Long chapters, and i mean really long. one chapter for each year 12-13 chapters total this story starts in Fred and George's first year, Bill just left Hogwarts and Charlie is starting his Fifth year
Wattpad: RK_ceres
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OBLIGATORY DISCLAIMER: all Harry Potter Characters and the Harry Potter universe belong to J.K Rowling i only own Artemis Apollo and their family and some minor side characters.(please dont sue me) this fic loosely follows the major events of the series. Shamelessly living my wildest dreams through OC
****this story will include Mature themes if you are uncomfortable with fighting, strong language, sexual settings, pregnancy, child birth, torture, mentions of s.a, viewers digression is advised thank you for reading
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0) Prologue: The Twins of Sirius Black (W.C:3456K)
1) Hogwarts 1989 (W.C: 10,441K)
2)The Year Dynamics Change (W.C: 16,665K)
3)You Protect Her Potter! (W.C:20,919K) sorcerers stone
4) With My Life Fred, With My Life (W.C:17,185K) chamber of secrets
5) I Dont Care What She Says, Youre Perfect (W.C:32,583k sorry) prisoner of Azkaban
6) Be Safe, Thats All I Want. (W.C:) Goblet of Fire +18
7) Cursed Fate; The Child Of Prophecy (W.C:) Order of the Phoenix
8) Keep You While Youre Away. (W.C) Half blood Prince
9)Baby, I Miss You. My Voice Of Reason (W.C) Deathly Hallows p1
10)Unicorn Tears & Broken Dreams (W.C) Deathly Hallows p2
11) Weasley And The Stars (W.C) Epilogue
12) *BONUS CHAPTER* Trying Chapter 11 (W.C) +18
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The Scamander Family
Newton Artemis Fido Scamander - nicknamed 'Newt' - is from a very well-established English wizarding family.
- Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them: Newt Scamander: Cinematic Guide
Born to a respected wizarding family, Newton Artemis Fido Scamander attended Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry (Hufflepuff house) but was expelled before graduation.
- Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them: Movie-Making News: FANTASTIC BEASTS 2
JK Rowling: Newt is this oddball who has this great affinity with dangerous things. Newt is someone who has a lot of esoteric knowledge and it would be knowledge that wouldn't be particulary valued by his family. He comes from a very ministry family who are very much about getting the promotion, upholding the law.
- Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them blu ray extras: The Magizoologist
LETA: Theseus thought it would be good if I became part of the Ministry family.
NEWT: Did he actually say the words "Ministry family"?
- Crimes of Grindelwald: The Original Screenplay
The Scamander family are non too impressed with the career path the younger brother, Newt, has taken.
- Inside the Magic: The Making of Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them
Eddie Redmayne: The difference in the second movie is that because he's always been alone in a sense-he's been an outsider in his family, he's been an outsider at school-he's very content in that, but in this film the stakes get so high that he can no longer exist in a vacuum.
- Entertainment Weekly: The Ultimate Guide to Fantastic Beasts
Eddie Redmayne: We were given a certain amount of information and normally it's the information that we dig into and we ask specifically of Jo, but there are so many things that we don't know. I know that Newt's mom bred Hippogriffs and that's where his love from the creatures came from.
- Movie'n'co UK
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