“The pen is mightier than the sword.” Bullshit. Never have I seen someone get killed by a pen, but I have seen people get decapitated by the sword. Also, when you say “The pen is” you’re spelling out “the penis” so you lose twice!
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Good Gorgug Hunting
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*thinks about d&d AUs* *thinks about d&d AUs* *thinks about d&d AUs* *thinks abou
I totally have a d&d brainworm rn because i'm starting up a new campaign as DM. gonna put a stanford inspired npc in probably because making ocs hard
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Here's a bit of a simple and casual outfit for Siegmund, my earth genasi/tiefling wizard/artificer! Their main outfit is a bit too complicated and I'm gonna need a variety of easier options soon, since I'm gonna play him in the future.
I tried to keep myself from over-rendering here- This was meant to be just flat colors, but I failed (again)- Anyhow, reblogs are much appreciated!
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Redemption plotline step 1: Let Karlach beat him up.
Step 2: Wash him, he’s stinky
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Artificer: I'm a scientist.
Wizard: A scientist? What kind?
Artificer: I'm sorry, I don't understand?
Wizard: What's your field of study?
Artificer: Science.
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Fire Bolt
cantrip evocation
Artificer, Sorcerer, Wizard
(submitter OP thank you so much im kissing you on the mouth)
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Some of you didn’t seem to understand how magic works in the sense of how you can access it. I’ll explain again.
If you gain magical power from making a deal with a more powerful being, you are a warlock. Sneaky lawyer.
If you gain magical power through teachings and studies, you are a wizard/artificer. (Artificers usually gain power through experimentation.)
If you gain magical power by pledging yourself to a cause, being, or idea, you are a paladin. Pretentious bitch.
If you gain magical power by praising a higher deity (and not making a deal), you are a cleric. Heal someone.
If you have magical power and you didn’t do anything to gain it, you are a sorcerer. Fuck you. Seriously, fuck you. The rest of us had to work for our shit.
If you gain magical power by protecting nature and caring for plants and animals, you are a Druid. Fucking hippie.
If you gain magical power from your desire to entertain and also fuck, you are a bard. Stop trying to seduce my dad.
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wizard au pebbles & artificer ref sheets for artfight
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So, drawing tablet pen is lost, but guess what that means!
MS paint art, drawn with a mouse (I had much fun)
(One of these characters is not like the others…)
I love doing art like this and using the basic ms paint pallet as much as possible cause it���s a fun challenge and helps me understand colour theory/shading better. Plus the challenge of when you don’t have enough colours/the right colours and just have to go “fuck it we ball�� and make something cool.
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"The eye dilates, the air gyrates.
A gate in the sky, a portal to die."
@snickerdoodlesart
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I realized I needed an up-to-date portrait for my comm page, and I had a lovely Siegmund WIP that was perfect for the job. So, here they are- He's my earth genasi/tiefling wizard/artificer! His crystals are based on titanium quartz, and I had so much fun working on these (and the way they do get box braids to match). He's going to be my future PC for a major campaign and I can't wait to play them!!
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A wizard that uses a screwdriver as a wand, able to switch the head between Phillips head, flathead, star bit, etc. and each of those bits amplify certain types of magic. Plus, in a pinch, you can use it just for good old fashioned stabbings.
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