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pinkiemachine · 7 months
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Yes. Yes I do need that today.
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Perhaps the power went out for a little while at the Manor…
Perhaps it’s snowing real bad and they got stuck there for a while…
Perhaps Alfred’s making hot coco…
Who’s to say…
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robinsleeping · 4 months
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Dad coded
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jeeaark · 3 months
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I love Omeluum. But I don't think Omeluum likes Greygold.
The one time everything was going smoothly in the iron throne, was the one time Omuluum ditched teleported without Greygold i.e I fucked up. Do you know. Do you know how many nets Greygold had to dodge while heading back? Too. Too many.
Thankfully! Astarion, last lad around, stuck by the ladder just in casies. And, just in casies, Astarion continued to stay there while GG caught their breath by the ladder. Bat buddy wanted to make sure they both left at the same time. Heart-warming in retrospect!
Never heard squid buddy convey such- unrestrained choked up panic over Greygold's well-being. I was touched y'all.... Until I realized there's probably more than one reason why The Emperor would be so concerned, hueeeeh
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acomaflove · 23 days
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Feyre: what do you commonly use your magic for besides manipulating shadows?
Azriel: controlling my allergies.
Feyre:
Feyre:
Feyre: what.
Azriel: I can’t be a spymaster with the sniffles.
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Rhys: Where's my chair?
Feyre: Cassian broke it over Azriel's back when they were wrestling.
Azriel: Correction, Cassian was wrestling. I was eating soup.
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aprill-99 · 6 months
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Rhys: “So let’s see if I’ve got this; you have immense shadow power, incredible combat skills, height, tattoos, secrets, dead parents, a thirst for vengeance, the weight of the world on your shoulders, a rebellion to lead, and a dragon?”
Xaden: “Yeah? I mean, there’s also my girlfriend who I’m completely in love with and 107 people under my protection but-”
Rhys: *frantically flipping through papers* “this is the hyper-intelligent girlfriend with unprecedented lightning powers? The one you speak to with your mind and call a nickname permanently?”
Xaden: “I do only have the one girlfriend. Kinda offended you’d think otherwise.”
Rhys: *signs a paper* “Adopted. The rebellion thing is handled. Me and your aunts and uncles have got this. Your new mom is going to need some time to add you and your mate to the family portrait gallery. Your bedroom is upstairs, knives are in the training ring, family dinner is every Thursday, your allowance is infinity and your curfew is never.”
Xaden: “I am…. Older than your wife?”
Rhys: “Did I fucking stutter?”
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aalghul · 3 days
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I think it’s really funny how Tim had at least one parent besides Bruce (who was not explicitly his parent for the longest time) for most of his time as Robin and yet nobody contests that he has been Bruce’s son, Dick’s brother, etc. since far before his actual adoption. But with Duke it’s a whole debate every time.
“Duke’s parents are still alive so it’s disrespectful” Tim’s stepmom was alive but unable to take care of Tim, when he was adopted by Bruce. Is it disrespectful to her to say Tim is Bruce’s son? Or does this argument only apply to Duke?
“Bruce didn’t adopt Duke, he was just his guardian” Do you know who else Bruce also didn’t adopt for his entire childhood? Or is Dick no longer Bruce’s son in any way whatsoever?
“Dick actually called Tim his brother” Jason’s included Duke as one of his brothers.
“Some people don’t like anything post-flashpoint” Those same people usually include Kate Kane.
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bibiliobend · 3 months
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If two bat boys had an argument
Cassian: I'm 80% water, 20% kindness and 100% hot
Rhys: Um...Cassian? That's 200%
Cassian: That's cos I'm twice the man you'll ever be
Azriel: *banging pots and pans screaming*
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rt-nique · 10 days
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You guys seemed to like my eepy timmy drake sketches so here’s more!
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splitpierrot · 30 days
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the tumpet. bwaaaaa
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dc-and-damirae · 8 months
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dick: Is it a crime if I throw salt in someone’s face? I think it would be really funny to do that and then go ‘You look a little salty’ jason: It’s assault. dick: I know it’s a salt, but is it a crime? jason:... how the fuck were you a cop. dick, frantically: can we please not bring that up I wasn't in the best place emotionally! damian: tt' pig
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pinkiemachine · 1 month
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PART 4!
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Part 5 👇
Part 3 👇
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cuttyflammm · 8 months
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Sonic The Hedgehog, issue 31 (IDW).
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ghost-bxrd · 4 months
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I just realized that I passed up the greatest angst opportunity ever when I didn’t design the Tim and Jason charm to have the iconic Titans Tower slit throat/scar on the flip side and Jason’s bloody Robin mask instead of the red hood helmet on their respective flip sides, dang it 💻🧪😭
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The Inner Circle in the heat of battle
Azriel, trying to warn about the location of the enemy: To the left!
Cassian: Take it back now y'all!
Mor: One hop this time!
Rhys: You're all fired.
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aprill-99 · 5 months
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Batboys giving the pep talk.
Cassian: “Fuck shit up, but don’t die out there.”
Azriel: “So that’s the plan. Let’s see how well you were paying attention.” *Kahoot music*.
Rhys: “If you get hurt, hurt them back. If you get killed, walk it off.”
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