#bless these dorks haha

[bruciemilf]

,,,, russian bruce wayne

Russian Bruce Wayne

RUSSIAN BRUCE WAYNE -

Listen. Listen. Not fully compacted into something coherent, but I'll do my best, because this idea has been haunting me, -

SO he's russian on his mother's side!! Martha Wayne immigrated in America when she was a teenager, nothing to her name but hope in her chest and her mother's pearl necklace in her pocket

She always got ugly looks for speaking in her native language and her accent. Slowly, it melted into something perfectly English, but she still spoke Russian at home and especially to Bruce

Little Bruce loved Baba Yaga as a kid and dressed like her for Halloween every single year; Nobody really understood it, but a glare from Alfred was enough to fill a bag full of candy

Martha and Bruce would talk shit in front of Thomas' faux philanthropist friends, but they were on wildly different spectrums

Martha, whispering: You see that man, Brucie? He sold his soul to greed. He's a worm of a human and his morals are rotten. That's why his eyes are dead

Bruce: haha, he's balding at 25

Martha, Alfred, and Bruce cooking beef stroganoff, syriniki, borscht, and Bruce's absolute favorite- pirozhki.

Martha also played the piano and LOVED Swan Lake so, so much. It was the one song that calmed Bruce during night terrors.

When he reaches eight, it all stops.

He eventually reconnects with his Russian roots in his 20s, when he's in college and his literature teacher shares a DISRESPECTFULLY incorrect opinion about one of Dostoevsky's works.

His teacher scoffed, " Well. Didn't know we had a Russian citizen here. "

" Not a citizen, but I AM a Russian descendent. My mother was an immigrant. That's kind of how America was formed. It's a pretty significant thing that happened."

Imagine you're a Gotham criminal and Batman starts muttering things about you in Russian. Somehow that's even more intimidating than anything he does.

" I can't believe they're more afraid of someone who doesn't speak English than a guy who beats up people dressed as a bat."

Alfred hums, sloooowly pulling away the vodka cereal Bruce made. " I can't imagine why. You're the poster child for mental health, sir."

" Not funny, papachka"

" For you."

When Dick is brought into the nest, Bruce struggles a bit with showing his affections; He only has money to offer, but Dick is happily uninterested in that, and seeks Bruce out instead.

BRUCE ABSOLUTELY SPENDS AN ENTIRE NIGHT TRYING TO PERFECT HIS MOTHER'S BAKLAVA FOR DICK!!

yes he's supposed to be on patrol. No, he doesn't care, Jim. It's all worth it when Dick takes a single bite and he has stars in his eyes and vines his little but strong arms around him, " this is PERFECT! Thank you so much, dad"

Air freezes in his blood, " ... Of course, ptichka."

He absolutely uses russian proverbs all the time (mostly when his children need to be reprimanded and reminded that making jokes is illegal when they're on duty)

JASON AND BRUCE FIGHTING OVER TRANSLATIONS AND CONTEXT IN ENGLISH ADAPTATIONS OF SLAVIC LITERATURE!

" PAPI, THAT'S NOT WHAT THEY MEANT TO SAY!"

" MISKHA I'M SO GRATEFUL YOUR GRANDMA ISN'T HERE, BECAUSE SHE'D DIE AGAIN IF SHE HEARD YOU SAY THAT!"

Damian 100000% prides himself on knowing russian and communicating with Bruce the smoothest.

It becomes a competition soon enough. Bruce is SO tired but the way they butcher words is funny, so he just pretends they're right.

The League finds out when Bruce snaps and calls Hal Cyka in a low, angry mutter while stomping away from his stupidity. " ... Bless you? What did he call me?"

Diana, struggling so hard not to laugh. " He said you were a genius."

" Huh. Had no idea he was French."

Meanwhile Clark is losing HIS shit because wow, Bruce's russian might be the hottest thing he ever heard. Please, this dork would absolutely try to learn Russian and talk to Bruce more.

He's absolutely horrible with it but Bruce is just very excited. He definetly chuckles (which. Wow. Clark couldn't even make him GRIN 3 weeks ago) " You just asked me if I sleep with my dentist."

" ...Oh. I...Was trying to ask you for drinks. You can kill me right now. Please?"

" Maybe another time, solnyshko. Take me for a drink first."

Clark inhales. " oKaY thank yoU."

[bronx-bomber87]

Happy Wednesday Fandom. We’ve reached THE episode. Sorry little later than usual. Life didn't understand I had a review to do ha I remember not knowing what this ep would quite be. When it was done I had to pick my jaw off the floor. I was in utter shock and felt like a fever dream I was watching. Like did that really just happen? Was that real life? It’s was so exciting to have the payoff.

Even if it felt like it wasn’t real LOL Did my damn best to get everything in. I feel like I’ve become really good at this gif puzzle but eps like this really pushes me to the limit ha. God bless the gif website I found or I would be screwed haha Let’s get this started :)

5x08 The Collar

Aaron wants to shadow Angela and Harper today. He is looking into being a detective someday. So Grey re-assigns him to them and Lucy to Tim. Telling her she’s back on gopher duty. They could not be MORE suspicious or obvious if they tried my god. You know Grey knows his question about riding together is making them more uncomfortable. It's hilarious really. Trying to get them to out themselves. Instead they’re just little awko tacos staring at each other bumbling around.

He knows they’re lying with their 'No's' But he also doesn’t care. LOL They’re riding together whether they like it or not. It's amazing with their lives on the line with UC their ability to lie is amazing. Flawless really. Having to deal with their still weirdness and not show it? Abysmal. Such bad liars in this scene holy hell. The amount of awkward in this 30 seconds floors me.

From the minute Grey suggests they ride together they’re awkward dorks. Ones who don’t know complete sentences or words. This scene says so much with saying so little at the same time . There’s a reason they’ve stayed away from each other. This moment right here. They’re so very aware if they are back in a shop together everything they’ve been avoiding will come rushing back. Such a strong start to the ep for them though. Enjoyed their discomfort so much ha

We start out with them in the shop being awkward af. I loved the shots in this one and their opening one is great. With the cams coming to life and their day starting. Lucy of course is the first the break the silence. Asking him how single life is? He tells her really nice. How he didn’t have to deal with anyone complaining about him watching football all day.

Lucy giving him crap of course about never leaving the house. Things maybe weird between them but their comfortable banter hasn’t suffered. They fall right back into it with this scene. That married energy they have coming right back into play here. Gah they just balance each other out so well it’s insane. Haven’t had a couple this in-sync since Caskett on Castle.

I love him being a hermit though. He earned it after Ashley. He did whatever she damn well pleased for months. You stay home and watch your football babe. You earned it after that disaster of a relationship. Tim does defend himself a little saying he took Kojo out LOL I consider that going out too when I’m needing a hermit day. I'm with you on this Tim.

I love the affectionate way Lucy says he’s hopeless. That’s the beautiful thing about Lucy for Tim. Yeah she gives him crap but she fully loves that man for who he is. She would spend a day being a hermit with him just because it made him happy. D just wrote an amazing fic on that concept actually. (You should read it so so good) Lucy loving and accepting him for who he is and not condemning him for it. Yeah she’s teasing him for being ‘hopeless’ when really she is so fond of who he is as a person. Loves that man inside and out. You can see the adoration on her face when she delivers that line.

Just love the idea of them having lazy Sundays together now. Lucy indulging his hermit ways when he needs it. No doubt Tim indulges when she wants to be out. Because their partnership is a balanced one. Gah I love them. Chris FaceTimes her and Tim looks over and makes a face LOL god damn I love this man. Chris asks her if she’s busy? She says no…but seems not at ease with this phone call. Lucy asks where he is? He tells her an open house…They could not be more opposites in this moment. They spoke earlier about moving in and Chris jumped the gun to houses. Sprinting toward a future she doesn't want.

Lucy wasn't even on board for moving in...She is looking so very panicked. He’s going on about how it needs work but is 3 bedrooms. Tim’s interest now has been piqued and it’s stressing Lucy out for a couple reasons. She is no where near ready for this step and he’s gunning to a house. Second Tim can overhear this adding another level of stress. She doesn’t want Tim to think they are there. Because well they aren’t….Lucy cuts the phone call off abruptly. Asks if they can talk later? Chris being the clueless oaf he is doesn’t pick up on her stress at all. He says 'love you' and she says nothing in reply just ends the damn call LOL

Tim asks if they’re moving together? Lucy looks even more distressed after the phone call. Her body language screaming she’s being dragged into this situation. Kicking and screaming really. Lucy tells him no…Tim follows up with ‘He seems to think you are…’ Lucy is having a panic attack right now when he says that. The way she puts her hand on her chest. Trying to relieve the building pressure of this whole thing. Now there’s a girl ready to move in with her BF…. She seems so rattled the entire conversation with Tim.

Lucy continues on that he kind of sprang it on her this morning. He can read her discomfort like a book. So he continues his line of questioning. Which is unreal because you know the shop is a personal life free zone right Timothy? The fact that he’s the one pursuing this conversation. Being the one to ask the questions. My god how far we’ve come it’s crazy. He can tell how unsettled she is. The way he’s analyzing her and looking at her tells him everything he needs to know.

Yet he asks her ‘You guys are happy right?’ Lucy does a very unenthusiastic ‘Yeah we’re happy…’ Tim presses on like a devils advocate that is making her panic worse. Saying if that's true this is 'The next obvious steps for them then.' Lucy continuing her fake streak saying they’re “super happy.” Ok love sure you are…As she says this she is rubbing the crap out of her tattoo. Just being a lying liar who lies right now. They get a call before the convo continues on.

Everyone gets involved in a stop Nolan and Celina have. She has a bomb collar around her neck and she becomes the focal point for everything. The tension and writing leading up to them getting her to that parking lot in immense. Even though I've seen this episode many many times that portion always gets me. It’s so sad how afraid she is and her re-evaluating her life cause of it. How empty it feels now.

Pam and John talking was heartbreaking. How all she wanted was for her mom to know she loved her ugh. Sadly she ends up dying and that’s where this scene begins for them. I truly think this SL was a motivator for Tim. One of the reasons for where we head in this one. Because it’s so easy to get bogged down with life. To fall into the going through the motions. To have regrets with having a comfort zone. Tim taking a shot based off that.

Lucy expressing how she is feeling. It was upsetting to watch as a viewer. I can’t imagine being there watching that unfold. Tim being her sounding board. Knowing how upset she is right now. Giving her feedback on what he thought was the killers motive. Talking this out because he know it'll ease her mind. Then stupid Chris calls. Blind as a bat couldn’t read Lucy if his life depended on it.

He’s not calling to see if she’s ok or how she’s doing. No he’s calling about a f*cking house. She could not be more distraught right now. What does this tool bag do? Bring up listings. I love how Tim’s eyes pan over to her. Checking in on her emotional state. Seeing she is so distraught. It’s very obvious she is upset and this is the last thing she wants to be talking about. This moment is opening her eyes to who Chris is as a person. She isn’t liking what she sees.

Her ‘wow’ sounds like she is trying to stop herself from going off on him. So ignorant and oblivious to her and what she needs right now. Lucy already wasn’t on board with this which he didn’t see. Now she’s rattled from their current case and this mofo is sending her house stuff. Lucy can’t even process this right now. Tim being her absolute hero and hearing her silent screaming bails her out. “Yelling” at her to get off the phone. Hate his line ‘He’s in a mood.’

No you’re a clueless insensitive idiot. Who he is currently saving her from. He presses about that damn listing one more time before she hangs up. Haven’t wanted to sucker punch him this badly since 4x17. Lucy can finally breathe when they hang up. She looks to her rock and says ‘Thanks.’ A very loaded and grateful one. Tim giving her the sweetest look. Fierce protector reporting for duty. Putting her first in this moment and saving her from that convo going further.

I LOVE how Tim is constantly watching and checking in on her in this episode. He handles this whole thing so well. He’s not a dick telling her to dump Chris. He’s so so god damn attuned to her emotionally. It shows so very much in this episode. Lucy loves to talk things out and yet she keeps avoiding it in this episode. Avoiding truly getting to the root of why she’s feeling the way she is.

Which is fascinating considering that’s her jam. Analyzing and breaking something down. Digging deep to see why something is the way it is. Yet on this one she is avoiding it and Tim gets her to face it. He even gives her an out if she needs it. Telling her if she doesn’t want to move in with Chris she doesn’t have to. Tim just got out of a ‘moving through the motions.’ relationship. His POV on this is excellent.

He doesn’t want to see her settle or be forced into anything she doesn’t want. Just because Chris is ready and wants it. Lucy finally starts to talk about it. Saying why doesn’t she want to move in with him? Telling Tim they never fight. Thats a huge red flag if you ask me Lucy. That’s not healthy at all. Tim telling her maybe that’s the problem here….

It’s this next line above that really gets Lucy’s thoughts in motion. Tim just did a mind f*ck when he asked her this. You can see the realization washing over her in that second gif. Because he’s not wrong. You fight because it is worth fighting for. Chris has always been this blah middle of the road nothing for her. Was a BF? Yes. Was he decent? That’s debatable…

Chris was just there as a safety net for loneliness. Now that he’s becoming more than that it’s becoming a serious issue. One she can't ignore anymore. All their glaring problems coming to light in this moment in her mind. Tim is talking her through this (which I can't get over.) With the most perfect mixture of empathy and logic. She’s slowly realizing he is NOT worth the bother.

Tim is not only pointing this out but with massive heart eyes. Telling her she deserves someone who’s worth the effort. Pre-laying all his cards on the table in this moment. She can’t break the eye contact with him after he says this. Knowing what he means by this statement. This entire episode is him being Tim ‘I’m worth the effort’ Bradford for her. The more she looks at Chris the less she likes it.

The more she looks at Tim the more she knows he’s the one. And that scares her to death. God I love him stepping up and guiding her like this. Not only that but talking her though this whole thing. Something that he avoided like the plague in 3x09. Shaking closure and talking off and saying it was useless. Here he is talking her through this crisis she is having. He’s crushing it too btw. Such an iconic line for them for so many reasons. This makes me squee still rewatching it.

Before their convo goes any further they spot a second person with a collar. This guy is way more aggressive about saving his life. Pulls off and finds some sheers. Saying he’s not waiting around to die. Tim immediately grabs Lucy and heads for cover. It’s the way he holds her and shields her at the same time.

That’s his whole world right there. He would take the heat of a thousand bombs to protect her. Tim has a one track mind in this moment. He’s not thinking Lucy can handle herself. Or she is capable of getting to cover on her own. No he’s thinking that’s the woman he loves in front of a bomb.

It changes his entire perspective. So he full on grabs her and places his body between her and the bomb. Thats his first instinct to throw himself between her and harm. Gah it’s so good and just feels like more in this ep. Proving to Lucy over and over in this one she is worth the effort to him. Fierce protector front and center.

We catch them back in the shop trying to figure out next moves about this next bomb. Chris texts her another listing... In an area she CLEARLY doesn’t want to live in. Tim can’t stand to watch her suffer any longer. He is as straight forward with her in this moment as I’ve ever seen him. He knows she has been on edge all day. From the case alone.

Now she has Chris making matters worse with each interaction. She looks so upset when Tim asks her if she loves him? Noting that 'He clearly loves her.' His growth I talk about a lot and it’s episodes like this that truly show it. Look at this man pressing her to talk about this. He knows she’s in her head and talking it out always makes it better. Tim knows this about her and is pursuing it for that reason.

Lucy has been running from her feelings for Tim for quite some time. She low key knew about them in s4. Then 4x21 happened and they imploded on her. Hitting her like ton of bricks. This moment is her ‘Come to Jesus’ moment about Chris. Also about her feelings for Tim. Saying out loud she SHOULD love him. That he’s great in so many different ways and yet…

It’s hitting her in this very moment she can’t love Chris because she loves Tim. Because that man is and NEVER will be Tim Bradford. He will forever pale in comparison to the man sitting to her left. Tim is the most important person in her life. It’s just hitting her like a freight train what’s happening. I love how she trails off as she comes to this conclusion. The way she looks at him when she comes to this realization.

Doesn't take much for Tim to see what she almost said to him. Lucy says enough that Tim knows what she is saying in this moment. The way he looks at her after her almost confession. my heart. I think this scene is another catalyst to their ending scene. I remember watching this scene and saying ‘You’ for her and squeeing my head off. Because she just basically admitted to not only herself but to Tim. That Chris is not Tim. He never will be…They both know it at this point. He is not 'You' is where she was headed and they both are aware of this.

We’ve reached THE scene. The scene that changed all of our shipper lives. heh Lucy coming up saying she needs to talk to him. Her rubbing that tattoo of hers before she sits down. Tim making a crack about Chris wanting to live in some remote place. I don’t know anything about CA but I imagine that city he listed isn’t great ha

Lucy says ‘No…’ Tim goes right at it telling she just doesn’t want to admit it’s not working. He asks her why she is doing this? When she is clearly so VERY unhappy about this development. This entire episode she spent stressed and on edge about Chris. Asking her if it's the guilt about Rosalind?

Lucy tries to pull a Tim and deflect. Bringing up Ashley and staying in a relationship too long. Tim does not let that fly for one damn second. Continues his assertive comments with her. He gets so worked up when he cuts her off about it above. That this isn't about him. Telling her she’s just hiding in this relationship because she’s scared.

It’s here Lucy blows his damn mind with her reply. Airing her fears of losing the the most important person in her life. Now I think Tim knew there was an attraction on Lucy’s end no doubt. She invited him in for gods sake in 5x01. He knew there was an attraction. What he didn’t know was the level of importance he held her life. It’s written all over his face. He is shocked legit shocked she feels this way about him. Now anyone with eyes could see Tim is exactly what she said. The most important relationship in her life.

The thing is Tim is so very damaged in that way. I get that so very much. Where you don’t expect those around you to love or care as much as you love and care for them. The sucky life of an insanely loyal person who has been burned which I can relate to. My friend just other day told me how much he missed me while I was away in TN visiting my sister. Him and my other friend missed me. I made a joke like oh did you not think I would come back?

Would you miss me or something? He looked at me and was like yes. We love you don’t you know that? I would be devastated if you didn’t come back. We’ve been friends for almost 5 years. It still shocks me I have people who love me and would miss me. So I can deeply relate to Tim being shocked he holds that place of importance in Lucy’s life. He’s NEVER been put first. Not till Lucy Chen entered his orbit.

She panics when she sees his reaction not reading him like she usually does. Thinking she’s overshared. When really Tim is just smitten af with her reply. He is beside himself with shock that he is HER #1 person. He doesn’t feel worthy. Thats not what Lucy reads at first when she sees his reaction. She thinks she’s over shared or over stepped in some way. Tim stops that train of thought right away. Telling her 'No she’s right.' Lucy once again misreads him and thinks they should just back off this then. Better to keep them as is. ‘It’s not worth the risk...’

Then we see our boy do the biggest leap of faith I’m sure he’s ever done and combat her reply with our next iconic OTP line. ‘Unless it is.’ Looks how cute he is when he says this. His precious upside down smirk. Reminds me of his cute smirk from 4x22 after their peck. He looks so excited about this idea. Just look at this puppy of a man. Going for it and telling her I think we are worth this. Wanting to give them a shot. Basically saying we are worth risking what we currently have for what could be.

This next part is where his courage really shines through. I love how he takes this deep shaky breath in the first gif. So nervous to ask her this question. Tim Bradford is NERVOUS everyone. So nervous to ask the woman he loves to take a chance on him. To go out to dinner and give this a shot. He finally finds the courage to ask her. Lucy’s answer is immediate and adorable.

If she could go to dinner right then and there she would. Jumping out of her skin with excitement at his proposal of going out. Tim is so elated and his smile so damn wide when he says ‘Yeah?’ He can’t believe his luck. Looks like the smile of a man who just got everything he's ever wanted. Months of longing over in this moment of courage. He’s so happy she’s said yes. The man is beaming proudly displaying that Lucy smile he reserves for her and ONLY her. Lucy mirrors his elation with her 'Yeah' *heart clutch*

Lucy then back tracks and we watch our boy deflate instantly. He looks so very upset when she takes it back. Her excitement got the better of her and she retracts. I saw a hilariously accurate depiction of Tim in this scene. Said he had golden retriever energy in this moment. All excited and giddy for getting what he wants. Body wiggling with absolute joy. Then is told no and is all sad and deflated. Then he doesn’t perk back up until she says she needs to end things with Chris first.

The analogy cracked me up because it was accurate. He looks so very gutted when she says no after. Has that 'This was too good to be true I guess.' energy coming off him in waves. Lucy tries to rectify the situation with her reason why. Doesn't want to see that sad look on his face. The man looks devastated. He just went from an absolute high only to come crashing down seconds later. The way he nods like he understands but is really hurt about it. My poor puppy of a man.

I love how he lights backs up when she tells him to ask her again. Later. After she’s rid herself of the dead weight that is Chris. Making sure Tim knows she wants this just as much as he does. She just needs to end things first. Make it right. No one gets doing things honorably more than Tim Bradford. His cute smile after he tells Lucy 'Deal.' His hope returning. Their body language above in the last gif is everything. Their bodies are pointed towards each other. They couldn’t be happier right now. Leaning in toward one another finally giving into that magnetic pull of their's. Both grinning like idiots in love. Gah I can not. I am a puddle. I remember rewinding that scene to make sure I saw and heard everything correctly.

I was expecting their pining era to last longer tbh. I was delightfully surprised when Tim of all people took the leap. Helped Lucy take it with him. For him to be the one without doubts and to go for it was so important. Lucy for the most part has been the catalyst in their relationship. Tim has has his moments. More so in the last season or so. But Lucy has mainly been in the drivers seat. To watch this man overcome his fear of rejection and go for it with her. my damn heart. This man isn’t scared to ruin what they have because he KNOWS. This is it for him. She is it. I can’t get over how much he’s grown to get to this place.

To be the one to say hey we’re worth the risk. Would you like to go out with me? Showing her she’s worth the effort of leaving his comfort zone. This moment right here is why I’m so glad they did the slow burn. Why I was ultimately happy they didn’t hook up in 5x01. This was the right way to do it. I wouldn’t trade a moment of their journey to get to this point. Not one and that’s is a rarity I’ve only had with one other ship. Castle and Beckett and that is a high honor if you know that ship. This was another daunting one to tackle but so fun to write about. I was buzzing for days after this episode. Mostly just happy this is where our slow burn ended up. Wouldn’t change a damn thing.

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Side notes-non Chenford

The whole bomb SL with Pam makes me cry every time. It’s so tragic. Will say John was great with her rarely give him props but he does so good with her. Celina having to do the death notice kills me this ep is very emotional.

Bailey messing with John with the clowns is pretty funny LOL but idk how Bailey could think a coyote was a dog lmao ‘how did you get him In the crate?’ 😂

[sunshine-scented]

Hi! I love ur writing! Can I have some hcs of Jin and Yin having a crush? Thanks!

Kikiki~ why thank you ♡ it's been a while since I've seen these two little rascals phuhu

❀ Look at me!-No! Look at me! ❀

: The gold and silver demons having a puppy crush

: Jin, Yin x gn! Reader

: Fluff, and a hint of crack

Jin & Yin

This goes on two ways

If Jin has a crush he's definitely going to brag about it to Yin non stop everyday every night

Literally brings you up on every conversation when he gets the chance

"Oi look, it's that one pendant that people keep talkin' 'bout"

"Yeah you're right, (Name) loves that color by the way, did you know that (Name) loves that color by the way?"

"I know that you're ain't sleeping on the bed t'night"

Hopeless romantic, I mean, he is the one who encouraged Mei and MK to date so it's no surprise there

Is constantly complimenting you, from doing your work, to hobbies, to even just breathing

Won't. Shut. Up.

He just keeps on blah blah blah-ing to Yin and god bless his soul cause once he starts we will never stop

Literally lights up when he sees you but kind of waits for you to start the conversation cause he doesn't know what to say

He's a headache

For Yin, there's not that much difference since they're so in sync

However, yes he does brag about you too, he doesn't do it as much as Jin

On the side note, he's constantly trying to show off

"HEY (NAME)! LOOK WHAT I CAN DO!" *Smashes a window* "IM SO STRONG!!!"

"Whatever you say, Yin"

":D"

However, this is only if they have individual crushes

If they both like you, oh dear

Constantly fighting over you

Having these petty arguments with each other claiming how one saw you first and the other denying it

"Hi (Name)!" "Oi! I was about to greet (Name) first!"

Showers you with gifts everyday

Don't ask where they get the money though, then again, you don't think the paid for any of the stuff either

It's like a game of "Tug of war"

Jin is here complimenting you and Yin is now breaking every window he comes across

If you give one more attention than he other, he'll be so smug about it and constantly rubs it on the other's face

Literally dorks I tell you

One time, you were just walking on your way back home then when you come across a puddle the two of them jumped and slammed their bodies flat on the wet surface to prevent you from "getting hurt"

But, they both did it at the same time and bumped their heads making them instead fall head first into the puddle, and you're just standing there by the way

They're acting all cool like yeah, this is what we planned all along haha please praise us now

Idiots

I'm hungry :(

[uswnt5]

It’s also like, to me at least, the answers that are most “revealing” (I guess) are out their relationship are to questions not about them both. So like, just ask a random q and there’s a good chance that they’ll answer with something cute anyway!

I found it funny that Christen was bragging about her memory and saying she watched Tobin’s Spotify wrapped but then she forgot Frank Ocean was there

haha dork!

And yes I agree, their organic chemistry always reveals the goods. We don't need to pry with cringe questions.

Anyway, moving on! Yay for them and their show that they continue to bless us with.

[polyghostfacehours]

i’m so happy to meet people who like this AND are active you make my day also stu and billy showing randy how to fuck by fucking reader in front of him just a thought just a little request love u

HAHA I LOVE THIS IDEA LOL. Wasn't planning on posting a drabble today, but I couldn't resist. Hope you like!

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TW: NSFW. GN!afab!Reader. Cucking. Stu being a douche lol. "Teahing" in quotations.

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Lesson Plans - Stu Macher x GN!afab!Reader. Implied Randy Meeks x GN!afab!Reader

Randy felt like his world was simultaneously ending and opening up to him at once.

Watching this, watching you, watching Stu... it all felt like trying to focus on a fixed point in the distance while fireworks exploded around him. He couldn't get harder if he tried, and it's a realization that had him cursing under his breath in both arousal and shame.

"Fuuuck dude. I had no idea you were squandering this kinda blessing, man." Stu half gasped, half laughed as he continued rutting into your trembling frame.

You look up at him, eyes barely focusing and tongue practically lolling out, before you lock onto his blown-out blues. The grin he shoots back down at you has you shivering. He looked like he wanted to devour you.

"This is supposed to be a lesson Stu-pid." Randy gritted out, the sudden sound of his voice earning back your attention. Stu chuckles and gives a particularly deep thrust that had you gasping out.

"Yeah, yeah I know, man. But, like, it's just-" He catches his bottom lip on his canine as his pace picks up, his eyes not leaving you for a second. "How do I teach you to be a good lay? Just eat 'em out, let 'em cum, put it in, find the angle - BAM!" He punctuates the last expletive with a well-angled thrust, his left leg lifting up to plant his foot on the bed to lean into you to drive home. "Waterworks!" he chuckles.

If those words had come from any other frat-boy, surfer dude wannabe you'd be rolling your eyes straight into your skull. Yet, despite the clear clown genes jumping out, you had to admit, Stu did know what he was doing.

"Hey!" Randy barked out, shifting and sitting up in his chair. "This isn't a free fuck session dork. Show me what you're doing." Randy's mounting frustration at Stu's clear apathy towards his end of the "deal" was showing, so you decide to shift your body towards your beau, moving your hands down to rub at your engorged clit.

"H-here. This is the angle R-R-Randy!" You practically pant like a dog as you try and give him a good view of the position you and Stu are in. Stu ignores this clear play at you re-including Randy and cuts in obnoxiously.

"Oh fuuuck yeah, baby. Love when you touch yourself. Love seeing that and feelin' you clench. How 'bout...this!"

Stu adjusted himself once again, somehow hitting your swollen insides at an even better angle than before. Over and over pleasure wracks your body. But the real boon was Stu's large hand slapping your own hand away as he took over rubbing your clit, nearly mimicking your movements from earlier to a T. It felt amazing. You could say a lot about Stu, but he was surprisingly observant.

"This is how ya do it Rand." The blond's voice dips down a few octaves, sounding almost gravelly or predatory, and you gulp when you realize he still had his eyes locked on your face as he says it.

Your head falls back, and you're unable to even look at Randy anymore. Shame would've crept up on you if you weren't six seconds from tipping over the edge and cumming around Stu's large pistoning cock. When you do hit your end, what comes out of your mouth is a warped portmanteau of their names, something you know Randy would pay you back for deliciously tenfold later.

Your head lolls over tiredly, looking over towards Randy as Stu pulls out and jerks himself on your stomach with a hiss and slew of compliments. To your surprise, Randy doesn't look nearly as mad as you thought he would. Maybe it was the white ribbons of cum coating his bare chest or the fucked out expression on his face that made him look less upset than he probably was.

You lock eyes with him. Stu's saying something, going on and on about how fucking hot you were and how you were tighter than any of his exes before yada yada. You weren't listening. Your focus was on your man, one who you knew would be more than eager to replicate Stu's technique later. You almost lick your lips at the thought.

"- oh and MAN, Billy would love ya Y/N. He thinks you're hot anyway. Hey Ray, we should totally get him in on-"

"NO."

[em-writes-stuff-sometimes]

You know what I’m really glad that you’re a Daemon hoe. It’s a real blessing for me, a fellow Daemon hoe, to have someone as talented as you to write about him because it’s so difficult to find well-written long-form Daemon x Reader fics. It’s full of Daemyra, Aemond, Aegon etc. like don’t get me wrong I have nothing against them but it’s not my cup of tea you know. I find it comforting that I can always go back and read your works and satiate my thirst for Daemon lmao. Seriously, you’re insanely brilliant. Your terms of endearment series is one of the best fics I’ve read. Every time I read your fic updates, I’m always like “Oh wow, imagine being this talented.” It shines through in your work the effort you’ve put in and I’m in awe and appreciative of it. I’M ON MY KNEES LIKE THIS 🧎🏻‍♀️ THANKING YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE TO DAEMON NATION 🫡

NOOOOO THIS MADE ME FEEL HOT AND A LITTLE WEEPY LIKE I WAS GOING THROUGH EARLY MENOPAUSE OR SOMETHING i don't even know the symptoms of menopause lol

It's definitely something I've noticed fandom-wise; I will never begrudge anyone their preferences, of course, but there is so SO much Aemond/Aegon/Jace x OC/Reader content and just dribbles of Daemon by comparison. The more I've noticed it, the more it's forced me quite firmly into the Daemon camp, you know? I'm defensive over my meow-meow, haha! As far as I'm concerned, he hits all my prereqs for obsession: charismatic, powerful, amoralistic, depraved (sexually and otherwise), older, shiny hair. I like Aemond just fine, but he's too widdle for me. Too baby. Give him a decade or two and I'd tap that. Aegon? He makes me uncomfy. Jace? I'm sorry, he's a dork, lol. I mean, I wouldn't say no to them - they're pretty, pretty bois - but Daemon could do whatever the fuck he wanted to me and I'd let him.

I'm so touched that you enjoy my work. I've put in a lot of time and thought to make it as immersive as I can - I don't know why, but I did. Just thought DaddyDom Daemon might be disappointed in me if I did anything less, lol. I've mentioned it from time to time, but I do quite literally spend hours and hours researching for this fic (and not just pornographic stuff, of which there has been plenty and DEFINITELY attracted some sort of government monitoring I'm sure): from geography, culture, historicity, herbalism/medical practice, cross-referencing with GRRM's work, translating the High Valyrian myself, identifying word origins (so I can be sure I'm not using too modern a term to express an idea), reviewing scripts and scenes, pregnancy and birthing stuff, etc. If I put my writing out, I want to be confident that I've done so with at least a partial awareness of the subject matter. I'm truthfully very, very proud of this series, and even if I move on to other fandoms in future I'll always be able to look back at this with the knowledge that I did my best.

Thank you so, so much for your kind and COMPLETELY beyond flattering words. I'm honoured. I'm going to continue to do my part for the Daemon stannies for as long as y'all will let me scream into this void, haha! You've made my day with this ask, nonnie!

[celestie0]

https://www.tumblr.com/celestie0/748146999828856832/if-you-had-to-live-with-one-of-the-jjk-men-for-a

ur just like me frrrr. like no way im having a man that fine at home n not doing anything with him EVERYDAY??!?! im one of those “no lube no protection” girlie, im throwing the shame out of the window ik😞

kickoff!gojo on the brain a lil extra these days smh. i miss that dork (n ur writing) so bad😞😞😞 so excited for ch 10 sushjd u have no idea omg.

anyways hru doinggg?! hope lifes been kind to u this week.

zuro anon

ZURO BABYYY <333

OMG please hahah. no yea if i was roommates w gojo i don't think i'd be able to keep my hands to myself LOLLL no lube no protection fr

HAHAHA omg i miss him too :''') it's been tooooo long since i wrote the last kickoff chapter oopsies. i got sidetracked by so many things but i'm going to get ch10 out next fs. i'm so glad you're looking forward to it bb <33

i'm okayyy been having some ups n downs this week, like really happy n then really sad hahah but my feelings be regenerating really fast which is nice. just a little nervous ab stuffs i've got coming up and i don't do well w anticipation anxiety haha taking it day by day helps n so does journaling n hanging out w my friends n stress baking LOL

how have u been my love?? <33 i hope this week was kind to you as well, and the upcoming week blesses you too :))

[rynwritesstuff]

stitching patches onto eddies vest for him bc the baby pricked his fingers one too many times😭🥺

Oh my god YES! 1000 times YES! This is unedited, please forgive any mistakes. I was very excited to write this haha.

Eddie Munson x Reader

Warnings: Needles, slight mention of blood, flirting, fluff

Reader helps Eddie sew patches onto his vest - Oneshot

Your man is more mature than he lets on. He cooks himself dinner and washes his dishes and tidies the kitchen on most days. He pulls the bedspread up to make his bed appear made, and he, with help from you, changes his sheets once a month if not more.

He cracks good jokes but knows when to stop, and if he offends you? He's apologizing profusely. You're the last person he wants to hurt.

He takes care of his Uncle Wayne, and he clears the cigarette butts and beer cans after his uncle drinks or smokes too much. Eddie cleans the clothes -- he even buys the fancy detergent on occasion.

But . . .

"Son of a fucking BITCH!" Eddie exclaims, startling you. "Fuckin' DAMMIT!"

"What!?" you ask, looking up from your history textbook. "What's wrong!?"

His finger is bleeding, small droplets running down his skin.

"What did you--"

Oh. He's sewing again. Bless him, he tries, he really does, and most of the time it comes out looking awesome, but today he's scattered. He can barely sit still. Earlier, before you told him to calm down, he was talking a million miles an hour about god knows what.

"Here, give me that, Eds," you say, setting your textbook to the side and holding your hands out to take his jean vest from him. "I'll get it for you, okay? I'll finish it up."

Eddie huffs as he stands, and you know he's not frustrated with you, but it still makes you a bit tense.

"This goddamn thing. Maybe it's got enough patches," he says as he walks through the trailer to wash his hands and find a band-aid. "You bought me that one, though! You bought it for me!"

"I can get you a smaller one if you want, baby," you tell him as you pick up where he left off with careful hands.

"No, no, I want that one."

It's a Metallica patch that you found at a record store a few towns over, and Eddie had been so fucking excited when you pulled it out of your bag. He loves his Metallica.

You smile softly as he comes out of the bathroom with a bandaged finger.

"You're cute," you say, looking back down at the vest as you stitch the patch on.

Eddie hums, lying down on the couch and resting his head in your lap.

"How am I supposed to sew this if your big head is in my way?" you tease gently, running your fingers through his hair. Eddie hums. He's practically goo in your arms when you do that. His eyes flutter shut, and he looks up at you.

"You love my big head," he says, smiling. You lean down to kiss his forehead.

"I do."

The two of you sit in silence for a while before he does actually begin to fall asleep. You nudge him.

"Nuh uh. Gotta stay awake for me, loverboy. I expect payment for sewing this," you say as you finish up.

"Mm. How shall I pay you, m'lady?" he asks in a horrible British accent. You smile, pushing his bangs away from his forehead.

"What've you got?"

"I've got a dick," Eddie says. You laugh. "Aaaand I've got chocolate. And popcorn. But the first option is my personal favorite . . ."

"Dork," you say fondly. "I love you."

You tie off the thread and trim it before holding the vest up for him to look at.

"All done."

Eddie turns his head and pushes his face beneath your shirt so that he can kiss your stomach.

"Thanks, m'lady," he mumbles. You set the vest aside and set down the needle and thread.

"You're very welcome, loverboy."

"You want me to pay you, now?" he asks, smirking up at you after pulling his head out from under your shirt.

You smile, getting up and settling down on his thighs.

"Yes, please," you say sweetly as you lean down to kiss him.

[elf-bot]

Super Junior ask game, and gimme the long in detail answers 👀 1, 3, 4, 5, 14, 16, 57, and 97 🤍

ok here i go ⌨️⌨️!! lol adding a ‘read more’ here because is long and might be annoying, thanks for the ask!

1. When did you become an ELF?

2020 right before quarantine started and covid happened. i have so little around but at the same time it feels like an eternity, they do have a lot of content and i did watch a lot of it during quarantine. i feel in some way i missed a lot of stuff with suju in real time lol i wish i discovered them earlier in my life, but i think they came at the right moment. 😊

3. What was your first impression of SuJu?

well they look serious and really are professionals when it comes to work, i thought they'd be like that and a little boring, i was fucking WRONG. right after i found their music i went straight to check some of their shows, and i watched super tv first, they're fucking crazy pls. and this old show explorers of the human body with tiny sujus? A MASTERPIECE. i'm so glad they have a funny side too, i love them so much and they're absolute professional dorks.

4. First SuJu song you listened to?

officialy? it was ‘2ya2yao’ lol. but i am pretty sure i heard ‘mr. simple’ and ‘bonamana’ somewhere without knowing they are suju songs.

5. Latest SuJu song you listened to?

‘feels good’ from mr simple album. for some reason i want to strip to that song lmao.

14. A member you’d be friends with?

i’d love to be friends with kyuhyun, leeteuk and shindong for reaaaal. i love kyuhyun’s smart sarcasm, leeteuk sometimes is so cringey and i find that kinda cute, and shindong is just so clever and funny at the same time. i’d say all of them in the end HAHAHAHA. but mostly them.

16. The member who is most different than your first impression of them?

the first time i saw donghae i thought he was going to be the most serious but outgoing member of all of them, turns out he’s very cute and a little silly sometimes hahaha. maybe that’s why i see him being very manly and like a very serious person, i mean he is to my eyes lol. same thing happened with siwon. i love this duality they have tho. i think it also applies to all of them, one minute they be performing like pros or doing a serious photoshoot and the next one they’re a fucking disaster, i’m here for that.

57. A new subunit you’d like to see?

83 line sub unit asap pls. also yesung and heechul sub unit. i mean they’ll just debut another sub unit 17 years after they debut, i can still dream, right?!! i am very excited for shinwonteuk tbh. i’ll be fucking replaying their songs non-stop, i am so ready for it. i didn’t think i’d get to experience a sub unit debut since the last one that debuted it was suju d&e like 11 years ago so this is a complete blessing for me because that means they’re not going anywhere and i’ll fucking stay here, hell yes. so please give me teukchul and yechul, thanks! 😭

97. Is SuJu your ult group? What other kpop and non-kpop artists do you like?

they are hahaha. i like some other groups and soloists, like some shinee, exo, nct, h.o.t, bigbang, jessi (she’s not kpop i think), 2ne1, f(x), hyuna, dawn, rain, and a lot more that i can’t remember haha. for non-kpop i’m a very pop person, i listen to old songs a lot, and i like disco (like tina turner, abba, donna summer and such), and recently a lot of artists released disco inspired albums and songs and i loved it! coming back to the main point, they are my ult group and artists. they bring a lot of joy to my life that i never felt before with another artist.

[rosecoloredknight]

I was tagged by @holyloved !! thank you btw!!

It used to be difficult for me to answer these but I think I've grown to continually love present and future me that it has gotten easier 😊😊. Full disclosure: these are just my own opinions since I don't know what you all would have answered for me!!

1. My smile!!

2. My curly/wavy hair. I'm so blessed to have this hair hahahaha 😭. It really goes well with my smile.

3. I love how regardless of my struggles or situation in life, I always try to remain optimistic, and hopeful about life.

4. My faith. I love that about me 😊😊😊 every time I think about how much He loves us, I can't help but smile so much.

5. My sense of humor!! I'm really sassy, and a dork and I'M NOT APOLOGIZING ABOUT IT 😝😝

Again, thank you so much for the tag!! I tried to keep it as unrambling? as possible!! Plus, I'm exhausted from today haha

[beboslatkice]

Satan enter it of xes possession betrayal purple credit event Satan fill him heart love intimate on purpose 1 5 point money off death likely killed anyway step way lefteousness plagiarism inferior instead the roots Nulliparous nonviable christianity parochia ungodly idolatry unholy evil force Devil drugs Church of Satan BBC porn addiction Satanic little play kill lettering (god) those who retire civil pagi Leviticus 18:23 Occlumency Legilimency Murder rate deathadder sharp tongue downward tonic to those who lick animatronic vulva pierce/oscillate labia structure yawn pain brutal nish wrong as correct sheep to crops failure stab hang burn transgression impotent slow slicing thousand cut heart skin torturous execution slashings thru shoulder exposed rib caged mind lungs blood draining tied rope dragged underwater hail drownings scars from the lives lived past boiled flesh off flesh rapid cool dragged to the gallows disemboweled beheaded quartered Poena cullei psychological ugly,unwanted,weak urine stream voices extreme humiliation scaphism exploitation phobias disfigurement denailing hamstringing immurement thumbscrew on Satan Devil Beelzebub exist because majority deny God exist in deed Ni word half seat warmer lukewarm liver in dish blood splash tips fingers Leviticus 20:15-16 principality home apartment incorrect placement animatronic (+) nun yall barn buster peechones are hypoallergenic paint aint cheap curse wisdom as sage elders who attempt hands that extent to good strength dignity curse blessings praises hail idleness only further as blasphemy to hurt kill torcher fold piece of meat the arm newly born fell magistrates drown during baptism sin own the will sword drawn conjure enmity faithful & discreet chaste congregation flock anointed yhwh jireh nissi rapha blood lust blood let blood spill pollute holy spirit pollute lust revenge rage Krampus intercourse bone casting spirit cooking teeth tears hair invert agility turn away & pervert tetragrammaton yod heh waw heh elohim pit of leeches synagogue ruination semen projection demon play writing on the walls hand shakes Adonai to split hoof unclean because of good left help less “the devil smiles” asher nounced dork mincuss dincuss doface(cum covered) fuck moses rape yokheved invoke curdle disassociate screams yhwh honky flat foot pigeon waddle buttwad fat head neck gills hashem majestatis matres lectionis wannabe scribbles & if you feel sum way Gay Faggot covet chowder shat bumstickty slant eye look around joke placement everyone else laughing but you still feel included as actual confession said same group raped & beat yhwh curn county jungle gym but a survivor practical pro triconsonant qere & ketiv Cults Ouija séance incubi succubi spindle spire blk rape lanterne of light every night see not amalgamation yellowing eyes shallow breaths uphills stomach bubbles from demon sperm ting spiel throat leviathan nest rats door floor trap dust rust 444 yhwh nest snakes in dream nest tenticles monsters inc. Mike Krusinski abduction muffled bereavement unto thy self Satans Jihad supernatural dangerous mobile IP address trace calling walware tracking syltherine program on Nazarene festering flesh wounds smelling rotting maggot varmint infection puss pore pop pain burn iontless torcher totalitarian annihilate intestines bursting witch kraft decompose blotting unless interstellar change devils mind to faint sight blood haha      

[desertgremlin]

I'm trying to pace myself but I feel like this season is even better. I'm loving it. Also, my Lale/Sean obsession was dialed all the way back up to 10 when I saw them again. They have insane chemistry, dude! Like, Sean is clearly so down bad. He literally cannot go a day without even mentioning her name. And he was all like, "I want her." Boy, if you don't sit you're simping ass down 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Sure, maybewhat he said was in the context of resources, but it was definitely a double entendre. And Lale, god....she is so fucking cool. Like, I get why Sean is into her. So mysterious and intense. And it's so funny because it seems like she has some self loathing and frustration with herself and here Sean comes with the fucking puppy dog eyes and it's like, dude-She barely likes herself. You think she's gonna tolerate you? But alas, it's so funny how they can't stay away from each other. Dorks, the both of them lol.

Agreeee, I'm loving getting to see more of the power dynamics between all the gangs this season.

HAHA man that whole "Why did you come back for me?" scene in ep 2 spoke volumes gdfsgdf so many things said in what they didn't say 😂 bless em

With Lale, I was literally obsessed with her entire look in episode two. Her leather jacket, her chillin' on the steps unfazed by Marian. And like, girl, how'd you get your hair so nice like that??? 🤣

[iiamendless]

the bad boy & the sweet girl; reylo au

[wyllzel]

now i’m looking at pd pics and noticing how mf young they all were like that’s crazy in my mind

imagine being young... so embarrassing!!! 🙄 glad i’ve never been younger than 20 <3

[amaya-chwan]

Takeaways from Therapy Game Restart Chapter 18

Hi lovelies! 💜❤️💛

Thank you again for your lovely comments and messages for support and patience! Really makes my day! 🥰

Quick life update before I get to our beloved dorks:

I GOT THE JOB! 🎉 I got a few job offers the past few weeks while job hunting, so I spent the last week reading through agreements and stipulations (which I HIGHLY recommend doing before signing anything!) and comparing which workplace is a better fit for me! I'm really excited and also nervous, but my new team at this new company is super sweet and communicative, and I'm all for that! 🥰 Also had to break the news to my current work, which was really awkward, but they understood! Bless their understanding hearts! I also have lots of maid of honour/bridemaids duties lately, AND currently helping a friend write out the piano part of her love song to her soon-to-be husband, so I've been a little busy! 😅

Again, thank you for your patience! NOW onto our loveable dorks, Shizuma and Minato!!!

📣PSA: If you missed out on Hinohara-sensei's limited goods shop, have no fear! I just found out from this month's Dear+ that there are a few goods left in stock on this website, BOOTH!

This is what the BOOTH page looks like!

I assume you'd still need to use a proxy service, but I'm not too sure if they'd sell to proxies? But if you're in Japan/know someone in Japan, maybe they can order the goods for you if you're missing any!

OKAY! Now onto our takeaways~ In this chapter:

Yas, domestic Shizuma and Minato, leisurely eating on the couch after their yabai love time, bless! 🥰

Can I just say, Sensei's colouring is just top knotch this chapter! 😍

Aww, Minato isn't so much jealous as he is concerned for Shizuma! Bless, bb, your development! 🥺🥺

WOW, Shizuma, that's love! That is love. ❤️😭

AWWW, yes, Minato, that is also love! You're so understanding!💛😭

Ohh, sneaky extra STEAMY yabai scene in this chapter too, hehe! 🔥🔥

OH MY GAWD, poor Shizuma! I... would also be very embarrassed! 😅

Hmm, I wonder what's up with that stare, Onodera. 🤔

But LOL, a short Tatsumi appearance, but his face!! 🤣🤣

Bless, the apartment hunting is back on track! AND Shizuma and Minato look like models! 🥰😍❤️💛

And that’s it for this chapter’s takeaways! I'd like a slice of all the googly, lovey-dovey, intensingly-staring-lovingly-at-you eyes these dorks have been giving each other this whole chapter, haha!

As always, for a more detailed breakdown/summary of this chapter, please continue after the cut! There may or may not be a surprise (or a few more) there. Please keep reading if you want to see~😉✨

Our chapter begins with 2 back-to-back colour pages. The first features Shizuma and Minato in the shower, with the text saying, "In the bathroom, we're doing good things, and some bad things, and I'm being polished. // As though I were a jewel meant only for Shizuma-kun."

We then find our dorks lounging on the couch, with Minato, who is lying very comfortably on Shizuma, being fed some delicious meat.

Shizuma continues the story, telling Minato that due to Tono-kun's fear of men, he ended up sitting in the corner of the rooms. But in the end, Tono-kun also went on a rampage when Onodera was treating him. After listening to Shizuma, Minato is glad that Shizuma had a fun time. And while Shizuma agrees with him, he lets out that his impromptu cafe stop with Onodera made him embarrassed because he was still in his scrubs, and the whole cafe was looking at them.

Minato, unaware of this little pit stop, repeats what Shizuma has said as a means of confirmation, getting slightly irritated, and Shizuma picks up that he might have made Minato misunderstand again.

Minato turns around to face him, asking what they spoke about at the cafe. Shizuma says it wasn't anything important, yet Minato asks the exact same question again. He reassures Shizuma that he isn't angry and is just genuinely curious, although his face says otherwise. He also says, "If you don't have a guilty conscience, then tell me everything."

While Shizuma awkwardly looks away from Minato's gaze, Minato is enraged, unknowingly repeating what Onodera said about the fragility of their relationship and that Shizuma should nip it in the bud if their first year is already full of stumbles and falls (see Chapter 15 takeaways for more on this).

While Minato wonders if that was actually something Onodera said, Shizuma apologises for speaking with Onodera about their previous issues, and after he told her that he didn't appreciate the extreme relationship advice she gave him, she was understanding of his situation. Minato doubts the genuineness of Onodera--she is someone who takes people around to places that is unrelated to their work, talks about their private lives, and cannot read the room. Minato even says there's a possibility Shizuma could be slapped with some sort of ridiculous sekksual harr*ssm*nt case from her soon enough! (Apologies for the random spelling. Trying not to be ⛳'d)

Shizuma tells Minato he understands and tries to get him to calm down, but Minato asks him if she's done anything to him. Despite answering that everything is okay, Minato asks him again, asking for his honestly. Shizuma realises that Minato is moreso concerned for his well-being and is worried rather than jealous.

Shizuma asks Minato if he really depises Onodera, and he replies: "Yes, I hate her the most in this universe." When asked about his stress level, Minato says it's reached disastrous levels. Minato's mini rage rant continues: "If only she weren't a woman! // I'd beat the living daylight out of her! // I'll teach her a lesson!"

Witnessing the stress and rage Minato is currently unleashing on his pillow, Shizuma offers him this solution while opening up a bottle of wine.

Minato is taken aback, but Shizuma seems to have it logically all figured out: Minato dislikes Onodera, so by working at this clinic, Shizuma would have to constantly interact with Onodera. If he is mindful of the timing and job searching, it'll be possible for him to change jobs. While he does say it isn't rare for newly graduated vets to do something like this, he still would prefer to gain more experience at another clinic if he did have to change jobs.

Minato is silently looking on at Shizuma, who seems a bit down while fiddling with the wine cork, and begins thinking: I really do not like her being near Shizuma-kun. That much is true, but until he got used to the clinic, he had such a hard time. Just when he's begun to enjoy his work, why would he...

Minato asks Shizuma if he's sure he'd do this just because Minato has vocalised his disdain for Onodera. He asks how he can so easily give up something important to him. Shizuma tells him that it isn't easy for him either, especially since he is grateful for Onodera's clinic for taking him in when he's inexperienced and that he'd like to repay this favour back to them over time.

Still unsure why, Minato asks again. And Shizuma replies:

Minato, after some more silence, asks Shizuma what he would do if, at this 'new place', Minato once again becomes jealous of someone and snaps. He believes Shizuma, being the way he is, would always try to make time to meet Minato, like he is now, and if Minato ended up becoming quite the handful/dangerous (ヤバめ) and a lunatic, that it would just ruin Shizuma's life.

While spurting all this out to Shizuma, Shizuma is speechless, and reassures Minato that he doesn't think that would ever happen. Minato snuggles up to his pillow, blushing, his inner monolgoue revealing that he is overjoyed by what Shizuma has offered to do for him, and mentally apologises to Shizuma.

Minato reaches out to grab the wine bottle in Shizuma's hand. Shizuma calls out to him, wondering if something is wrong, but then Minato asks him if he is satisfied at his clinic right now. After hearing him say he is, Minato tells him, "Then, you don't have to think about quitting. It'd be a waste, anyway."

Shizuma, slightly blushing, looks on lovingly at Minato. He then remembers that he also has something else he can 'show off' to his co-workers about their relationship and how close they are. He grabs his phone and shows Minato an important email--on his next day off, they'll have another chance to inspect apartments! And he can boast to Onodera about them living together!

Visibly shocked, Minato asks Shizuma if he's kept in contact with the real estate agent this whole time. Shizuma says he has, ever since he apologised for their last-minute cancellation with the last inspection, and the agent berated him to make extra sure to come to the next inspection!

Then we are met with Minato's inner monologue again.

Shizuma-kun is kind. If I were in his shoes, I wouldn't be able to say anything about changing jobs or moving in together so easily. If I were told that my partner had a problem, I'd just try to soothe them nonchalantly. It would be so easy for me to deceive my partner, too. He's stupidly straightforward, and kind, and he's wasted on someone like me.

They enter a feverish kissing frenzy, which does escalate to something more yabai in nature. For more of that short scene description, please click here! It is quite short, so when you're done, please come back and finish reading the rest of the takeaways!

As Shizuma goes to caress Minato's face, Minato once again sees the bruise on his wrist. He's glad that it's getting better, yet is still shocked that he became that rough with Shizuma in the first place. While he thinks he's shaping up to be no good and goes to hold Shizuma's wrist, Shizuma notices Minato's upset face. He says that the bruise is gradually fading, and a slightly shocked Minato simply agrees. Shizuma then tries to raise Minato's spirit, saying that his grip strength (to form the bruise) was, unsurprisingly, not that strong, hence nothing really for him to worry about. Shizuma smiles up at Minato, and Minato, looking lovingly at Shizuma, thinks, "If she... If my mother also had someone like Shizuma-kun by her side, I wonder if things wouldn't have turned out the way they did.

Shizuma caresses Minato's cheeks and kisses him gently, asking what's on his mind since he seems to be thinking of something.　

Shizuma answers with "...Me too!" as they fall back onto the bed. Minato then remembers something. He looks on at Shizuma with an evil grin, saying that since his bruise is all healed, he can give him a different kind of bruise. Shizuma wonders what 'other' kind of bruise he could get.

We then change locations to the clinic. And Shizuma has returned to work.

One of the nurses berates him, saying the youth of today no longer have anything to be shy about! Shizuma tells her that Minato has allowed him to hide the hickies once everyone has seen them, so now that everyone has, he will go change his clothes.

Onodera looks on at Shizuma, staring coldly at him, and then immediately turns away.

We change scenes one last time in this chapter, and this time, we find Shizuma in town. It is now May, which means Summer is upon them. On Shizuma's phone, we see Minato has texted him, asking if he's gotten to their meeting spot yet. He replies that he is almost there. As he is walking closer to Minato, Minato tells him, "Well done. You're actually on time today."

We see Minato in a really simple outfit, unlike all the usual colourful, loud outfits we're used to seeing. Shizuma tells him the air around him is different, and his current look is quite refreshing. Minato says that first impressions matter during appointments like these, so he went with his simplest, basic outfit. When he asks Shizuma if he looks all proper for today, Shizuma answers, "Yes, you look adorable," with Minato thanking him right after.

Looking over at Minato, Shizuma asks if he is ready to go. Minato looks back and says he is. And this is the final page of this chapter:

And that’s it for this chapter! THANK YOU FOR READING THIS FAR! 💜 While I am a little curious as to why we didn't get anything on Onodera this week, I'm loving that the focus is on our dorks! Loving the domestic vibes in this chapter! AND BLESS! Sensei gave up another slight steamy scene--I do hope you all get to see that soon! 😭 BUT OMFG ALL THOSE HICKIES! 🤭🤭🤭 Bless Shizuma, you're a champ! Also, loving the apartment hunting! And that last page too, wow! Chef's kiss! 😍 AHHH! I'm so excited to see what's next!

Thank you again for reading this far! Let me know your thoughts! I do have a feeling we're reaching the end of TGR, though... 😭

EDIT 2202-03-12: OH GOSH! Thank you for being so patient! I got a little busy, eek! 😭 But I'd edited a few lines here and there for better clarity and ease of understanding!

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And please also refrain from resharing these translations and images outside of my posts! Thank you for understanding! ❤️💛

Chapter 19 is listed to be in next month's Dear+, so I shall see you all again then to find out what happens next! 🥰

As always, please stay safe during these especially turbulent times and look out for each other and for your loved ones! 💜❤️💛

[ghoulciifer]

hc: calling Bokuto, Kuroo, and Oikawa daddy for the first time.

tw: none

tags: nsfw, daddy kink, established relationships

note: so the person who requested this decided to go on anon after i reached out bc tumblr deleted the draft while i was working on it, but i want them to know that i loved writing this asdlfjfhshs thank you for blessing me with this prompt. as always, thank you for your support and my inbox is open ❥

» we all know bokuto’s got a size kink, so a daddy kink really isn’t that hard to believe

» but you didn’t know that! he’s a nervous boy when you two start getting intimate, he wants to sit down and have a talk about preferences but is too afraid it’ll make you uncomfortable since your sexual relationship is still pretty fresh what a sweet boy

» so of course you stumble upon his love for the term by complete chance

» bokuto’s got you pinned to the mattress, his strong arms folding your thighs to your chest as he pounds into your dripping cunt with fervor

» your breathy moans and slurred praises only spur him on, earning you a few grunts and moans of his own as he picks up his already brutal pace, all so he can hear more of your sweet noises

» this does the trick because you’re immediately screaming his name and gasping for air, holding onto his shoulders to ground yourself as he presses further, the new angle allowing your pussy to swallow him more

» somewhere in between your babbling it kinda just slips out

» “Ah-ha, fuck, Kou-... daddy, it feels so g-good...”

» man’s brain literally short circuits, like his eyes widen a little and his jaw drops

» once you feel his hips falter a bit you open your eyes to see his expression

» honestly you weren’t even aware that you said the word

» but when you finally realize you did, in fact, just call your boyfriend daddy, heat rushes to your face and embarrassment rises in the pit of your stomach

» bokuto is quick to regain his composure though and flashes you a toothy grin, brow quirked upward as a muscular arm moves to rest one of your legs against his shoulder, deepening the angle so his length is sheathed to the hilt inside you

» he then leans forward and sneaks a hand between your sweat ridden bodies to find your neglected bundle of nerves, mouth hovering over yours while his fingers work miracles

» this promptly earns a pleasured yelp from you and he doubles his efforts in filling you up once more

» “Babygirl, daddy’s gonna take such good care of you. Keep singin’ for daddy, yea?”

» i feel like this mf would hint at having a daddy kink after a while, also probably would be too nervous to bring it up bc he’s scared to make you uncomfortable

» so of course he’s gonna approach it with humor

» “Haha wouldn’t it be hot if you called me daddy? jk jk... unless?”

» you know, Kuroo things god he’s such a dork

» so eventually you do decide to indulge him, plus, you’ve kinda been waiting to do it too

» and when’s the best time to drop that on him? completely out of the blue, of course

» you were curled up into his side under a pile of blankets on the couch, kuroo’s arm swung over the back while watching some science documentary he swore you would like because it had animals in it

» but of course he was wrong and you found yourself bored out of your mind not long after the film started

» you tried so hard to pay attention, even using your boredom as an excuse to soak up all the cuddling time you were getting from your boyfriend, but that feeling didn’t last long, either

» “Babe... can we watch something else, please? This documentary’s too long and the guy’s voice is putting me to sleep.”

» “Come on, Y/N, it’s not that bad.”

» that’s the only response you get because his eyes are still glued to the TV, completely focused on the information splayed across the screen

» you groan quietly and cross your arms at the lack of attention. was this stupid documentary really more important than your sanity?

» suddenly the idea springs into the forefront of your mind and you can’t suppress the grin that tugs at your lips

» sitting up completely, you throw the blanket in your lap off to the side and pull your legs beneath you to sit on your knees beside him

» he shifts slightly to allow you more room to move but he doesn’t so much as spare a glance your way

» you scoot closer to him and rest one hand on his thigh, bringing the other to his chin so you can properly turn his head toward your waiting lips and whisper

» “Can we please watch something else, daddy?”

» kuroo has never moved so fast in his life

» he lurches forward to hit the off button on the remote before turning and pinning you against the sofa cushion, his mouth latching onto the soft skin at your throat

» you can feel his lips twitch into a sinister grin when you gasp at his already hard cock pressing into your inner thigh through the fabric of his sweats, and his fingertips find their way down to dig into your hips

» “Oh, kitten, you have no idea what you started...”

» oikawa seems like the kinda guy to have that intimacy talk before things start getting hot and heavy, just bc he wants to know what is and isn’t acceptable before putting you in such a vulnerable situation

» so you pretty much knew ab his daddy kink since you started having sex lol

» BUT you didn’t spring it on him just yet because he made it very clear that you don’t have to do anything he wants to, he wants to take it at your pace

» truthfully you were eager to indulge in that side of him but you wanted to wait a bit, so when you do finally surprise him it’ll be that much sweeter

» it’s a good while into your relationship, around the 8-9 month mark, before you just can’t hold it in anymore

» oikawa’s got you pulled onto his lap in the backseat of his car, you ride his length at an achingly slow pace and your cunt squeezes his twitching cock for all its worth with each roll of your hips

» his hands are bruising your thighs as he sucks harshly at the sensitive skin just at the juncture between your neck and collarbone, leaving his mark wherever he can in an attempt to satiate his need to devour you as soon as possible

» your own hands tangle their way into the (now) messy brunette locks atop his head and tug harshly whenever he tries to thrust his hips upward to sink deeper into you, earning a guttaral moan from him every time

» “Fuck, Y/N, I need you to go faster for me, baby.”

» he practically whimpers against your skin, trying to maintain the deep tenor of his voice but the way your pussy is clamping down on his cock so tight, so slowly makes his tone waiver

» you can’t help but grin at your achievements before deciding now is a good a time as ever, so you lean forward and whisper softly into his ear between each labored breath

» “Then make me, daddy.”

» you swore you felt his dick get impossibly harder inside you the second the words left your mouth

» his palms move up to put your hips into a vice grip before he’s slamming you down onto his cock, the head nudging harshly against your cervix and promptly knocking the wind out of you with a squeal

» he takes advantage of your open, gasping mouth and shoves his tongue into it before setting an absolutely brutal pace against your sopping wet core

» your nails are digging into his shoulders in a failed attempt to ground yourself but he’s already got you seeing stars, and as he leans back for air he’s got the most sinful smirk on his face

» “I’ve been waitin’ forever to hear you say that, princess. Daddy’s gonna fuck you nice n’ hard, now, don’t you worry.”