#but we're divorced

[candycatfalls]

the book of bill is great

[onionninjasstuff]

[chaoticclownage]

Shadowpeach nation how are we feeling rn?

[mblue-art]

Strawberry nightmare in that milk man outfit makes him look like funking Francis from That's Not My Neighbor

won't you let him in..?

[bootlegwatermelon]

not summerslam giving us yaoi feuds that could feed generations 😭

[sleepy-hyperfixations]

Ice: Maverick, look me straight in the eyes and tell me you did not crash a 66.9 million dollar plane.

Maverick: I don't know how you expect me to look into those eyes and be straight.

[mobius-m-mobius]

Lokius in Loki 2x04 - “Heart of the TVA”

[the-real-list-of-ominous-threats]

I'm going to force you to play the joke FNAF dating sim my friend and I are making

[heybiji]

"Do me a favor and put your arms around me."

[justarandombrit]

Owen "Spent four years pretending to be dead, whilst secretly concocting an elaborate plot to take revenge on his ex boyfriend by gradually dismantling every principal he has ever believed in, thus making his entire life purpose obsolete" Carvour: Here's some advice, Curt. It's called moving on.

[shitapril]

carlos and lando's "box of bluffs" really took me back to the mclaren days - what with lando being a red, giggly mess (and timely removal of that awful beard) and carlos saying random things to egg lando, and both of them being in their own world as if the interviewer wasn't right there ugh my heart is full.

everybody say thank you aus gp !!!

[khaotunq]

bold gays: a series ayan sukkhaphisit (the eclipse, 2022)

[ceilidho]

All the ex-husband Price content was top tier! I hope there's more soon because I've just been soaking it all up like a sponge, I wonder what he'll do when he realizes his ex-wife has a male friend who's a little too close to comfort, a neighbor or a coworker and he tires to convince her to completely move on from Price and instead be with him because he's around more often and if Price overhears the conversion 👀 say Price was dropping the kids of and she was coming in with the groceries so he goes to the door about to open it and he hears THAT over the top friendly neighbor on the other side trying to convince her and asks her out on a date.....

haha thank you so much!! i love complicated relationships and the twists and turns of love.

i actually think it would be so so funny if you were just as weird as price but in your own way. your bachelor neighbour stops by one day to give you a package that had been put on his doorstep by accident and you get to talking and he tries to convince you to go on a date with him, you know, start moving on. he sees price come by all the time and he's just concerned.

meanwhile you're just standing there, white knuckling the doorframe and getting progressively more annoyed with this dude. who the hell is he getting involved in your relationships? you can fuck your ex-husband if you want. who is this absolute stranger to lecture you about getting over your ex? you're about ten seconds from slamming the door in this guy's face when john pulls up and you melt a little when you see the stone cold look on his face.

[caemidraws]

we had session

[sleepyslag]

Actually I don't want them to get married because can u imagine Dan saying "my husband" all exasperated when he's telling a story about Phil leaving the cupboards open and shit. Absolutely devastating I would never recover.