#but. the scariest part

[spacedace]

Jon, Kon, Tim and Damian all chatting, and start musing on their various anxieties about going dark side and how they would stop each other.

Elle wanders in and only catches the last bit where Jon and Damian are referencing world domination and is just like:

Elle: Oh, are we going dark side? Who do you guys need me to fight? I can body just about anyone in the League but I'm pretty sure Batman had some tricks up his sleeve to deal with me so we'll have to account for that. I know you guys aren't gonna want to kill anyone in your families, but I'm pretty sure I could alter the nightmare dimension to be less, you know, nightmare-y while still keeping it inescapable so that's an option -

Jon: W h a t

Damian: We are not going "dark side" Nightingale...probably.

Jon: Definitely! Definitely no dark side!

Elle, relieved: Oh thank the Ancients, that was gonna be such a bummer

Tim: Jesus Christ you didn't even hesitate

Kon: You didn't even need any kind of justification. Did you just hear Jon say "take over the world" and that was all you needed???

Elle: I mean, yeah? I wouldn't be happy about it but I'm not just gonna let Jolly and Day go and take over the world without me.

Jon: I'm not sure if I should feel touched or worried...

Damian: Are you seriously saying your loyalty to us is greater than your duty to the world?

Elle: Day I would crack the universe in half and devour the souls everyone who ever so much mildly inconvenienced you two if you asked.

Tim & Kon: *fear.jpg*

[yourplayersaidwhat]

The party is trying to come up with how to dig a big tunnel to free people

Artificer: Can’t druids wildshape into badgers and dig

Me, Druid 1: We have a Giant Badger option

Druid 2: Great, I am so down

Me: Wait… I have a horrible idea…

Artificer: What is it

Me: If me and Druid 2 prepare conjure animals we can summon 8 giant badgers each… which makes it 18 badgers in total

Artificer: BADGER DRILL

Everyone: B A D G E R    D R I L L

[ecoamerica]

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[helen-cooper-fan-account]

I haven’t seen anyone else post about this and I think the world of tumblr should know

On closing night of scream’d the unauthorized parody musical Billy and Stu kissed

[writeouswriter]

I love how ominous such basic names like "The Organization" or "The Institute" or "The Initiative" or "The Facility" or etc. are when placed in like a shady sci-fi context, like there's no reason for them to sound that suspicious, but without elaboration, it's like here is a place where they are doing things™ and I am like ooohh, because the blank state, the refusal to give you any more detail makes you think they're hiding something on purpose and leaves the darkest corner of the imagination left to fill in the rest.

[lemonadeslice]

🩸 🩸 🩸 // ❄️❄️❄️

i watched a scary boat show. i have been thinking about it for weeks.

[vinillain]

Wip +The two ways people draw Qilby…..

Doodle dump time cuz s4 has me in a CHOKE HOLD(last three are concepts for a fic I wanna write)

[jamsofdeath0]

Watching Joe hills live streams is like a weird serialist horror stream.

There's no music, you can vaguely see his eyes over whatever he's building and everyone pretends there is nothing unsettling at all going on.

[sporkberries]

Their ability to queerbait goes unmatched

[lovelylittlewordsmith]

When you’re staring down a nightmarish creature so terrifying that it can literally stop your heart in fear, but the sound of your mind voluntarily operating your autonomic nervous system is lowkey fire

[flowertot-s]

i’m sorry i left, but it was for the best though it never felt right

can we pls talk about how horrifying leandra’s fate is

[tired-biscuit]

thinking about hockey player!kiba who’s forced to sit on the bench throughout the majority of the match, sulking and gritting his teeth in unbridled anger because a player from the opposite team had taunted him and pissed him off a little too much, and his teammates had to drag him off the ice before things could get bad as a result.

so he’s sitting there while his blood is practically pumping testosterone through his veins, breathing hard and heavy and feeling every single muscle pulling tighter and tighter with each passing minute that he doesn’t spend playing. he looks like he’s not handling himself well, taking all the rage that’s bubbling under his skin and showing on his face into account, but kiba is focused despite all of that. he keeps his eyes glued to the prick who had the balls to test him ever since he’s been pulled from the match.

the guy — number 13 — finds the entire thing like a little game of sorts. he keeps on pissing him off with short glances full of arrogance and keeps on throwing provoking motions at him whenever he has the chance, clearly trying to start beef with him for whatever reason.

the best part is that he thinks that kiba won’t do shit since he’s, well, been benched… but that all changes when there’s only roughly two minutes left until the end of the match and he somehow ends up getting thrown back into the ring.

because with all the anger issues that he has going on, our boy isn’t aiming for the puck. no, he’s heading straight for — now unlucky — number 13 and he’s grinning under the helmet while he does it; showing off his mouth guard and hoping that it’ll be the last thing this fucker gets to see.

[the-meme-monarch]

ok sorry i didn’t go insane over emesis blue like i thought I would but it is making me scared irl now. i can’t turn over in bed bc what if there’s a severed head positioned like it’s peaking around the doorframe. what if i look over and The Butcher is there

[yourplayersaidwhat]

“I can be the cow that jumped over the moon!”

-The Druid, who realized that they can jump over a Moonbeam with enough height.

[melonsharks]

Never been so lucky in love

I don't wanna screw it all up

[peacereturnedtothevalley]

just got through the gates of sapodilla no problem. they thought I was so cool and only asked me what my favorite food was and recommended me a restaurant in the city. they gave me full access after only a minute bc I’m so awesome and the interviewer is extremely alive and not dead also, skill issue if you had problems I guess :/

[musical-attorney]

(Idk if you would call this spoilers but imma give you the disclaimer anyways) Ok so can we all take a quick moment to talk about the literal dog boy they introduced in chapter 84?

Everyone thought that he was going to be intimidating but instead we got this cutie patootie🩷