honeyxmonkey · 5 months ago
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Will Solace, son of Apollo
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hihimissamericanbi · 5 months ago
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two years out today 🩷💜💙
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i-think-i-should-go · 1 year ago
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“I’m just gonna adopt the whole thing” -Hawke finding another hot fugitive to add to the collection
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kroniskolamplig · 2 years ago
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Obi-wan Kenobi effortlessly exudes "chaos bi" and "disaster bi" simultaneously and honestly, what an icon
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sergeant-angels-trashcan · 1 year ago
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The circles I am going in over the 1 (one) extended interaction I have had with a str8 man in months is truly absurd guys
Like, asking for your number is str8 code for asking for your number, right? Which is something all people theoretically know even if it's couched in "so I could send you videos sometime or whatever" like sir I am queer but I know the code, and me GIVING him my number is essentially saying, "I am queer but I understand the code and this is me informing you that I am the flavor of queer that understands and is okay with this", right????
Does he understand that's what I was saying? Was that what HE was saying? Normally I'd be like it's not that deep bro but he STUMBLED his way into deconstructing GENDER ESSENTIALISM so I don't know!!! Maybe it IS that deep!!!
We had an hour long discussion about masculinity in star wars! He has said loudly, IN MY HEARING, several times, about AN EX. He wants to be a better ally to trans kids! He's a former marine! I'm going fucking insane! Our first conversation was about pokemon! He told me he was into sailor moon as a child! Regardless of his intentions I NEED to crawl into his brain for ACADEMIC REASONS and then he has the audacity to have the most fucking incomprehensible work schedule ever you know what I HOPE he is agonizing just as much over if I am the flavor of queer that is into guys as much as I am agonizing over if he is aware that I am the flavor of queer that is into guys because he deserves it. I'm offended. I think he might be a str8 who would laugh at str8 pride being the Kia summer sales event why was he allowed in my orbit
Do you know how many times I have thought the phrase "feminist research praxis" because of this man??? In like a good way? Well good on HIS part, making me realize I was NOT fully utilizing good feminist research praxis do you KNOW how upsetting this is but also making me proud on his behalf I am going insane I think I'm going to yell at him via text this will surely improve matters
can someone who understands human interaction please send help
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thissugarcane · 1 year ago
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got drunk w a friend's pretty queer husband and she came home at midnight from band practice to our drunk asses and proceeded to side shave my head with the clippers; could've been a worse night
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the-witchhunter · 2 years ago
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DP x DC Constantine Jr: Father Son Bonding
So John Constantine is more than a bit of a hoe. He’s a disaster bisexual who’s taste in men is “Big and strong enough to fold him like a folding chair” and his taste in women is “competent and could probably kick his ass”
Both describe Doctors Jack and Maddie Fenton
So, I propose that Constantine had a fling with both of them and the resulting threesome resulted in Danny. And I don’t just mean that only one of them is his father, I’m talking more Greek Mythology where the mother slept with both a god and a mortal and both were the resulting child’s father. Danny is the son of both Jack and Maddie Fenton, AND John Constantine.
Probably due to some meddling from Clockwork
So, cut to years later. and Danny is starting to awaken some magical abilities. And thus, John finds out he has a son with the wacky ghost hunter couple he hooked up with years ago. Now Danny is dealing with the fact he has another dad that’s just a disaster of a person, as well as his uncontrolled magical abilities awakening. John is just trying to figure out how to be a functional adult while Danny stays with him for the summer, and if the kid could not mess with his many dangerous magical trinkets that would be great
Aka, Danny spends the summer with his estranged magic dad to learn how to handle his sudden magic powers and causes chaos.
Danny also seems to have inherited John’s resistance to omniscience, much to the displeasure of the Observants. He was bad enough when they could tell what he was going to do...
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daily-dose-of-kermit · 5 months ago
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happy pride month :]
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menacewithawolfcut · 2 months ago
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if this post reaches 500 notes, i will start a podcast where i will talk about my fictional crushes in a totally unhinged manner, like britanny broski talks about masked men, traumadump without anyone asking for it, and about various topics that make my serotonin levels go brrr (mostly about art, history/culture and queer stuff), video essay-ish-style, but executed in a worst way possible
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weighty-ghosts · 1 year ago
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When you’re drunk and spot your attractive rival across the room and feel the need to go antagonize his stupid symmetrical face
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ingravinoveritas · 10 months ago
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Michael straight up writing erotic gay fan fiction about Lucian and Aro in a 2012 interview and I am losing my mind...
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coolbeanstrees · 19 days ago
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Solas romance this, Cullen romance that.
Where are my lesbain dragon age girlies who had the utter pain of discovering Cassandra was a straight woman.
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aeturnum-mendacacium · 2 months ago
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After Bruce's identity gets revealed as batman: how I think it would go
Random socialite : YOU FUCKING BITCH , WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, YOU COWARD
Random socialite (2) : SHUT THE FUCK UP KAREN I PEGGED BATMAN
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scruffy-househusband · 5 months ago
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it is officially june the month of the gays so enjoy this
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echo-stimmingrose · 1 year ago
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Thalia: Stop looking at my brother.
Percy: What? I'm not looking at him.
Thalia: I'm just saying, i know he's your type and all but don't look at him.
Percy: What makes you think he's my type?
Thalia: Oh please, he's a tall blond warrior with a face scar. Of course he's your type.
Percy: That is not my type.
Clarisse: Yeah it is. Luke, Annabeth, Jason. They all fit.
Percy: Woah I never had a crush on Luke!
Thalia: Uh huh, sure you didn't.
Percy: I didn't!
Clarisse: There has been one exception to the tall blond warrior type though.
Thalia: Oooh who is it?
Percy: Do you just spend your time gossiping about my romantic life?
Clarisse: *ignores him* Charles Beckendorf.
Thalia: Really?!?
Percy: I-You- *rubs his temples* You know what I'm not even gonna try to argue with that one.
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