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venussmilk · 7 months

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ik they dont have phones but u cant tell me chilchuck wouldnt go crazy on facebook reels

#digital art #fan art #dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #dunmeshi #laios touden #chilchuck tims #izutsumi #laios dunmeshi #chilchuck dunmeshi #izutsumi dungeon meshi #he would absolutely love facebook guys.... i mean hes a divorced father of three #lets be real #also laios and izutsumi would be those kids that have those leash backpacks

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subwhizz · 2 months

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Cuddling night 🌙 💤

The Starved-touch idiots

And macaque being homeless for another season. What are the oods.

#s5 breaks me but i decide to draw my fav divorced couple since THAT'S THE ONLY GOOD THING GOING ON IN THE SERIES #EVERYTHING ELSE IS FALLING APART #Beside pigsy and tang but im taking my time to learn how to draw them all in my style #lmk season 5 #shadowpeach #monkie kid #lmk #lego #lego monkie kid #sun wukong #monkey king #six eared macaque #liu er mihou #macaque #the beloveds

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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses · 23 days

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we need more hero/arch-nemesis duos whose backstory is being bitterly, bitterly divorced

#divorced WITH CHILDREN #villain who keeps kidnapping the sidekick bc screw the custody agreement that's MY kid #'what the hell we agreed no kidnappings on a school night' 'fuck that i'm a supervillain not an absentee parent'#meanwhile the kid's calmly dangling upside down over a vat of acid scribbling out their math homework while the parents showdown #*city-leveling superbattle over weekend custody ensues*#millions of dollars of property damage later the kid reminds them both that this weekend is soccer camp actually?

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subaru-copilot · 1 month

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the possibility of Oscar Piastri becoming more and more like Vettel is so funny to me, Mark Webber you will never be free I'm so fcking sorry

#it's like when you have a kid out of a toxic relationship ->#you divorce ->#your kid is exactly like your partner #oscar piastri #mark webber #sebastian vettel #f1

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bruciemilf · 3 months

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We all know how flustered Battinson would be as a first time dad, but can you imagine him when half the rogue roster AND JL members come to them after Jason gets adopted?

Naturally, they assume he’s Bruce’s biological kid. And chaoes quickly comes knocking.

Harvey is VERY ready to be a dad. Too ready. “Don’t even worry about it, even if we’ve had our problem, OBVIOUSLY I’m the father, and I’ll be there every step of the way.”

“What.”

“There’s no need to hide the truth, Bruce, I’m not mad. I’ll be the best dad I can be. I won’t even let Two Face show him how to shoot a gun.”

“I already know how to do that :D”

“WHAT?”

“What did I tell ya?” The seamless switch is blink-and you miss it, but not for Bruce’s sharp eyes. TF just grins, switchblade sharp, ruffling at Jason’s hair, “That IS my boy.”

Clark sheepishly approaching Bruce one day, sitting down at the JL cafeteria table. His handsome face fashioned a bare earnestness which only confuses Bruce MORE.

“Hey. So, we should probably talk about Jason, right?”

“What.”

“I’m really sorry if I did something that made you feel like you couldn’t tell me. But I’m ready to step up. So when should I move in?”

“We haven’t slept together, Clark.”

“Bruce, I think I’d know my kid when I saw him.”

Hal can’t take this anymore. “HE’S A MAN?” He pauses, “Also, why am I not questioned? I could be the baby daddy! I could SO be the baby daddy!”

“Go away, Hal.”

“Yeah ok.”

#by far the worst is khoa #doesn’t even say anything. just pops up at the manor. looks at jason. ‘’ knew it had to happen someday.’’ and he’s like cool. son.#Bruce: khoa please get out of my house #khoa: fine. have fun explaining divorce to our kid #Bruce: we were never married #khoa: and whose fault is that #bruce wayne #dc #dc comics #battinson #harvey dent #clark kent #superbat #batman #text #text post #batdad #jason todd #bruharvey

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blueweaver1 · 5 months

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this came to me in a dream

TFA Soundwave is a baby and thus can't have a divorce....... yet

#soundwave #transformers #maccadam #transformers memes #no tfa!soundwave is not divorced but he craves to take the kids anyway #tfa #tfp #tf earthspark #tfe #tf art #tf memes #tf idw #tf g1 #charcuterie board of soundwaves

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harrowcoded · 2 months

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tumblr definitely knows what it's doing.

#gravity falls #billford #billford divorce era #i am the kid that needs to be protected from their divorce.

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drulalovescas · 1 month

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Husbands with a son

the son even looks like their dads

#they were two dads with a kid #and the kid even looked like them #and then they lost the kid and went through a divorce...#destiel #dean winchester #castiel #supernatural #jack klein

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burquillos · 1 year

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The Path of Destruction a.k.a. Blade and a bunch of pipsqueaks 🔥⚡️🌹🤖

#honkai star rail #hsr #hsr clara #hsr blade #hsr arlan #hsr hook #when imbibitor lunae gets released its gonna be two divorced dads and thier kids

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lesliemeyers · 4 months

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best friendism

#stan marsh #kyle broflovksi #sp style #sp stanky #style sp #south park style #stankyle #south park #south park fanart #south park art #stan x kyle #mine #forcing myself to do things with actual backgrounds sometimes.#also i know since tegridy farms Exists nowadays stan getting to kyle's house this easily is less realistic however.#in my rich inner world once sharon and randy get divorced she moves back into town proper and (aside from spending some weekends at the #farm as part of the custody agreement) thats where the kids live

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frownyalfred · 7 months

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Bruce Wayne has “we are divorced and NOT coparenting well but the kids are almost old enough” energy with almost everyone in DC comics.

#thoughts #except maybe Clark #bruce wayne #batman #dc #batfamily #you know that divorced dad friend of yours?#the one who’s having a midlife crisis rn?#but his kids still hang out with him cause he lets them do whatever?

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puppetmaster13u · 10 months

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Prompt 105

A cult summons the ghost king. Except they don’t. Instead they get these tiny white-haired triplets of toddlers blinking at the summoning circle looking confused.

They’ve gotten the ghost princes and princess instead.

The very young princes and princess who are none too pleased and going to cause problems on purpose for both rogues and heroes alike. As godlings de-aged into their ghost age are like to do.

Meanwhile in the Realms, Pariah is staring down at where his trio of ghost toddlers that Clockwork had handed him when he had first woken up and was still groggy just disappeared from. He looks over at Fright Knight, his dearest brother, who looks just as shocked.

Clockwork is going to kill them both if they don’t get the kids back now.

#dcxdp #dpxdc #dan fenton #danny fenton #ellie fenton #pariah dark #fright knight #clockwork #ghost prince danny #prompts #What did Clockwork do? Good question #The Observants sure are regretting some things now though #Pariah was still half asleep when the sarcophagus opened and when three babies were dumped into his arms #His core latched on before he even registered that his maybe-ex was there #Do they count as exes when they never divorced #well if he doesn't get the kids back they sure will be #meanwhile the JL are pulling their hair out #JL Dark are hysterically laughing #Oh god Pariah Dark fuckin procreated they're all so dead #Oh no it's literal toddlers oh fuck #Klarion somehow befriends them via the power of “want to pet my cat”#hilariously all the realms think that the triplets are bio Clockwork's and Pariah's and nothing can convince them otherwise #Look they have Clockwork's hair color! And that one has Pariah's flames awww!#They even have their eyes how adorable!

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buntanteen · 29 days

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cockwarming dilf!mingyu thoughts (nsfw)

summary: thoughts on reader cockwarming dilf!kim mingyu :3

contains: 18+ nsfw! mdni!!

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thinking about cock warming and slow fucking dilf!mingyu

after closing the bedroom door behind him, mingyu turns to meet your gaze. the moment the two of you make eye contact, you both gravitate towards each other. the slow movements of feeling up his chest turn into rapid ones trying to undress each other.

walking backwards to mingyu bed, falling into the white sheets with him hovering about you. grazing open mouthed kisses and licks across each other's necks. nosing against each other’s skin as he slips into you. feeling so so so full as you grind down onto his pretty cock.

slow movements of mingyu's hips hitting every spot making you in absolute bliss. the pace slowing down to barely slow fucking. heavy breaths, quiet moans and slips of whimpers filling the room.

trying to keep quiet so none of his kids hear the two of you. mingyu having his arms wrapped around you and his head laying on top of your chest. you have one hand trailing down the curve of his broad back. the other hand is carding your fingers through his hair to move it away from his sweaty forehead.

the summer evening breeze cooling down your flushed skin. the sunset view illuminating his honey skin. the warmth of your and mingyu's bodies lulling the two of you to sleep.

ames note: my other mingoo writing -> bestie fwb!mingyu headcanons

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