#dumbledore asked calmly

[lilbeanz]

10k words already, oh, I am having so much fun with this one!

It's gonna be a big boi 😵😂

[diagonal-queen]

Nikolai asked calmly

[sec0nd-breakfast]

Harry Potter and the Goblet of fire AU where everything stays the same except that the Weasley twins take after Bill and wear their long hair in ponytails and are like, ten times hotter.

[ararebreedstory]

J.K. Rowling bullying her "fans" like:

[milleeeeeee]

Harry to Cedric: It’s dragons, we’re gonna fight dragons

Cedric to Harry: you need to take a bath

[prententiousjackal]

[dolliebabydoll15]

YOU GUYS I FOUND IT-

[suppresseddramatic]

i’ve noticed that when i process the things that are rolling around in my brain and i write it all down in my notes app, it’s like i’m extracting stuff from my head and putting it in a plate so i can examine it more clearly. like Dumbledore and the Pensieve.

[gryffindorconsultingtimelord]

We’re not sure if this is gonna be EPIC, or… Not so epic🤔😬

[waldensblog]

It's September 1st, so of course I have to share Bup's "Dumbledore asked calmly"

[bvmbl3b0x]

so i’m not at school today. my general history class is in our movie unit. my friend texted me saying they were choosing a movie to watch. they chose a harry potter movie. i asked which one.

FUCKING GOBLET OF FIRE.

IM NOT THERE FOR ONE FUCKING DAY AND THEY CHOOSE THE WORST ONE

[unicornpopcorn14]

omg so like, Dazai and the shipping container incident with him getting shipped overseas got me thinking... (I am super late to reading it 😭)

Chuuya, unaware of what happened in the moment because he had been sent overseas himself for an international mission, and he had to go out and scout a foreign shipyard for illegal weapon shipments.

AT THE SAME TIME, he conveniently receives a message forward by Mori to be on the lookout for one of their own agents because a Port Mafia member had been taken hostage around the location Chuuya was in.

Chuuya's ??? because why hadn't he been notified that someone was also either on the same mission as him or had managed to be such a bumbling fool that they got caught by foreign enemies. ANYWAY, he keeps an eye out for anything suspicious while still working on his own mission when he sees a particular area of the shipyard had been surrounded by armed foreign criminals, so he's ready to go bust some ass when they all swing the shipping container doors open and barge in to see Dazai there.

Chuuya just facepalms himself in disbelief because he can't believe Dazai followed him all the way to another country (even though it was totally coincidental) but also, he's not even surprised that Dazai managed to get himself caught by the enemy. Again.

They kick some enemy ass and Dazai gets shipped back home on the next plane back to Yokohama, and Chuuya overhears Dazai complaining to Mori on the phone: "What about my home?!"

Omggg you read my silly shipping container fic hehe *hidesss* /silly

Thank you so much for this omg <333 I genuinely cackled. There really is no end with the shipping container shenanigans huh jknfjew

Lmao Mori telling him to be on the lookout for an agent without specifying that it's DAZAI so Chuuya can take this seriously pffff

I can imagine Chuuya's shocked then angry as heck face when he spots Dazai like,,, he'd probably do a double take at first being like "is that really who I think it is?" and it quickly turns to "Fuck it is who I think it is..."

Dazai would be adamant that that was part of his plan (when it really wasn't) and complain that Chuuya's ruined it and it is somehow Chuuya's fault that he has no home now fjsbfkjebaf

Which will earn him a (justified) kick to the head 😭😭

[sage-thesimp]

ladies and gents, we got ‘em.

“Did you put your name in the goblet of fire, Harry?” he asked calmly.

[silverfox66]

Never gets old 😄

[rosemelodyshah]

Dumbdoor said CALMLY

[conventofpleasure]

I can’t figure out why they’re doing a Harry Potter reboot series. Like money obviously but I feel likes fans of the franchise are very attached to the films and that particular cast even if there are elements they don’t like