#he needs to be schooled

[uniquethingtastemaker]

This came from Silver's Dreaming of You fanfic:

"Sebek, you're worried about sullying Malleus and Lilia's name, right? Well, you don't have to. You've already done it," you state.

Lilia chokes on air, grabbing onto your shoulder to stabilize himself. Malleus's eyes widen in surprise. Silver gives a sharp inhale. Sebek gapes at you in shock before puffing himself up and yelling.

"HOW DARE YOU SAY I SULLY MY MASTERS' NAMES, YOU IMPUDENT HUMAN!?!?" he bellows.

You turn to Lilia.

"This is what I'm talking about. He's acting racist," you start.

(You're welcome)

[suntails]

growing up!

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

main take aways from Halloween (1978) rewatch:

michael myers is canonically 21??? this bitch should be at the club

*sees tiddies* ***MURDEROUS RAMPAGE NOISES***

that's it that's the movie

outside of the fact that everyone who has sex is murdered by the narrative, this is a surprisingly chill portrayal of female sexuality? these teen girls are horny and actively enjoying Getting It On with their boytoys. no pushy boyfriends sneaking in through their bedroom windows--these ladies are taking the initiative to sneak out and GET SOME. one of them gets laid and then immediately orders her boyfriend to get her a beer. (yes she gets Slashered soon afterward, but so does the boyfriend so honestly, gender equality.) yes the Final Girl is the only one not having sex, but she's not bullied for that, nor are her friends slut shamed except possibly by being murdered by the narrative

actually the only character who is shown being morally condemned on-screen is michael myers. specifically FOR his violent overreaction to other people's sex lives. (people he is spying on). metaphorically, the villain is American Puritanism sticking its judgy nose into other people's business.

aka Michael Myers Is A Republican

but actually the real villain is the doctor. guy's a judgemental, shaming, pathologizing asshole. and he's been in charge of michael's care since he was SIX YEARS OLD? kid never had a chance. i'd go on a killing spree too

also the parents. where are the parents? it's halloween night and all the teenage girls are home babysitting their younger siblings? come to think of it, michael's first victim was his own older sister, whom he killed while she was babysitting him. teen girls are really shouldering a labour burden here. maybe parentification is the true villain

side note: mike commits his first murder wearing a clown costume...which is never referenced again? his 'iconic' costume is a generic mask and wig and jumpsuit, when we coulda had a Killer Clown Michael Myers??? travesty

i like how the Final Girl and her friend casually smoke weed in her car. yeah she's an honor student and her friend is the sheriff's daughter. yeah they smoke weed. so what it's 1978

(to reiterate, mike is 21 and should be at the club. im not saying he shouldn't be rampaging, im saying it's sad that he broke out, tasted freedom for the first time in his life, and immediately snuck back into his childhood home to go rampaging. let's have a remake where he goes to a nightclub and has a few beers. maybe some slutty dancing. then rampage)

oh no he's hot

[bigskycastle]

quick lilou drawing to relax

[morganbritton132]

AU where Eddie cracks his head off the ground and temporarily gets mind reading powers. He goes to school the next day thinking that this might actually be fun, and it is for a while.

And then he hears bloodcurdling screaming - except only he hears it so, “That’s in someone’s head?”

He follows the sound out down the hall, pass his own classroom. The screaming getting louder and louder until, “Steve Harrington?”

“Yeah?” Steve blinks back into reality in the back of his history class. The screaming dims but doesn’t go away. Steve’s still got those bruises on his face but otherwise doesn’t look distressed, “…You want something, Munson?”

“Um…um, no,” He says. “I - no. Nothing.”

Steve narrows his eyes and a whisper of a voice just under the screaming thinks Eddie is fucking with him.

Eddie barely acknowledges it because he’s stuck on how Steve looks normal. Not anguished. Not tortured. But normal. Bored.

“Well, uh. Well, I’ll see you around, Harrington.”

And Eddie means that too.

[kikizoshi]

Been thinking about Sun's voice lines again, and the "Attention! This carousel is out of service and will require repairs before we open tomorrow. ... That is the end of my instruction! If I had been programmed with the knowledge to fix it, it would've already been done," lines strike me as so funny. 'Cause like. It implies to me that Fazbear cared enough to keep even the briefing material on-brand with animatronic voiceovers, so they had Sun record the carousel how-to because he was associated with it (or associated with Fall Fest which was the closest they could get), but then they didn't actually tell him what to say or how to instruct, just like,

"Hey Sunman come record the maintenance briefing for the carousel."

And Sun's like, "Sure thing!" thinking they're gonna give him a script or something. And then they just. Set him in front of a microphone and say "go." And Sun's irritated 'cause if they're gonna give him a job they should give him something to work with. But they don't. And those lines are what we get. Brief, unhelpful, and very passive-aggressive. It's so funny to me.

[thatonedudeinthecorner]

Sokka, trying to be more friendly to Zuko after becoming Aang’s firebending teacher: relax, guy, I like gay men

Zuko, sweating profusely: that’s nice but…I’m not gay

Sokka, who has been daydreaming about kissing him, KNOWING his fantasies were based off of some fact: [squinting] I don’t believe that

[notacluedo]

aaron minyard certified academic weapon

[right-there-ride-on]

Johnny is NOT stupid because he doesn’t know what a dinosaur is. In the 1890s American education wasn’t standardized and dinosaurs and evolution theory wouldn’t have been taught at most schools in the Bible Belt, which Kentucky is a part of. But he IS a dropout / delinquent. I beg of you do not confuse his issues with authority with being less intelligent

[itty-bitty-sunshine]

Made it through the day

[detectivebambam]

nicky and aaron: you don't want to see andrew off his meds, he's..... scary..

andrew off his meds:

[snail-day]

The SatoSugu brain worms are munching extra hard while I'm waiting for these cupcakes to bake

Gojo Satoru, the highly esteemed high school science teacher, has a problem. A very pretty, very foreign, very English-speaking problem. The new international English teacher - you - has barely been here a month, and yet he's already completely obsessed.

It’s a little inconvenient, considering he doesn’t know much English beyond some scattered phrases and science terms, and your schedules couldn’t be more opposite. Your lunches don’t line up, and your day ends earlier than his. It’s utterly tragic. The only solace he has is scrolling through your Instagram when he should probably be grading papers.

That’s where the real trouble starts.

One innocent day (innocent in theory, sinful in practice), Gojo stumbles across a particular photo - a shot of you in a bikini. A cute one, a little too revealing by Japanese standards, and way too much for his poor heart to handle. His first reaction? To press a kiss to the screen like a desperate man before common sense kicks in.

His second reaction? To stop you in the hallway between classes to warn you about it.

Because, listen, Japan has perverts. And you? With your soft skin and clueless charm? You’re prime prey. Not that Gojo himself is one of those perverts - he has class. (He says, with the screenshot of that bikini photo now securely set as his phone wallpaper).

You blink up at him, clueless.

Right. You don’t know much Japanese. And his English? Abysmal.

Alright. Time for charades.

With all the confidence of a man who has never been told no, Gojo puts his hands on his head like dog ears, tilts his head, and lets out a “Woof.” Then jabs a finger at the picture, then at you, then shakes his head.

The message is clear in his mind: Men are dogs. You should delete this.

Your response?

A bright red blush, a resounding slap to his face, and a stormy exit before he can even think of fixing his mistake.

Stunned, Gojo watches you disappear down the hallway, hand on his cheek, thoroughly bewildered.

What makes it worse?

The school psychologist, Geto Suguru, breezing past him, smug as hell, flashing a “How to Learn English for Adults” textbook in one hand and giving Gojo a casual wave as he tails after you.

May the games begin

[ryllen]

d a m n , i t ' s ' i ' ... not 'we' i guess everybody can perish now

[choccy-milky]

insatiable clora and (barely) resisting seb from my latest chap🌡️💕

[elodieunderglass]

Felt i needed to explain some characteristics of a very common character found in an admittedly narrow (ha) corridor of the known world

[disastertwins9000]

“i said are you boys ready for school?”