#hi roach !!

[rorz]

Barking woof 🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️

[yooo-lets-go]

what sort of music does simon listen to- and what are the others’ opinions on it when they inevitably discover it?

They probably wouldn’t share a playlist

Plus Roach:

[saltycryptid]

bro is NOT listening to Gale's dissertation on the mechanics of the underdark tunnel system

[jaypentaghast]

All the crew needed to be ok again was a shared art project to help the injured local cat they recently adopted.

+ bonus

The cat in question.

[lotus-pear]

dazai in the new chapter looks like those bratty 10yo girls behind their mom at sephora who refuse to take a single item off even though the bill is at like $1500

[temeyes]

just a quick roach for tonight's cooldown, k gnight!

[lefttoesucker]

When you're a traumatized dead man but all your teammates see you as is a loser emo edgelord 😔

Few months later:

The mug reference for those who don't know

The existence of this mug is haunting me since middle school

[yi3248]

this came to me in a dream

a sooty + burns version below read more

[miilkybnn]

(werewolf au) he got bamboozled

[almostswagkid]

Грегор Германович yippe

i've had an idea of drawing my beautiful roach wife ogtha on his different smoke breaks so thats what i did

can't deside whitch one turned out the best so i'll leave it to for the public to judge

[a-man-of-questionable-morals]

little sketch of old man retired simon (after shower ofc), don't get me wrong i love seeing artists draw him with his buzz cut, he's like an angsty tennis ball, but i love making my men hairy, so,, i think he'd grow his hair out and try out a beard

[perpetual-fng]

a very rendered roach

[sanjiaftersex]

everyone else : omg this forest is dangerous and we have an important mission to carry out

zoro : *beefing with a random roach he found in the forest*

[ohgeesoap]

Soap's journal entries concerning dogs. Typed out under the cut in case they're difficult to read.

Consider me a cat man now.

We overcame ultranationalists, chopper crashes, danger close with gunships, but a goddamn dog is what'll get me into an infirmary? Rabies, ridiculous. What a waste of time. Obviously can't tell Price or Gaz. Nikolai seems capable of keeping a secret. Probably keeps vials of vaccine vaulted with manifest intel, secretive bastard.

--

And no, I haven't exactly been on my booster shots. Think Nikolai said every two years but didn't think I'd be back in Russia so bloody soon. So yeah, was happy to follow Price and Roach over the net. Not just because it meant I was far from the mutts, but because I got to listen to the two of them working together like we once did. There was the same option: take out the target or let them him pass. Nice to hear Price taking Roach under his wing. Know the effect it can have.

[geraskierfanficprompts]

Prompt 86

In a modern world, Geralt houses Roach in a public stable. They treat her well when he's out, she enjoys it. It's all good. Until the stables call him one day to tell him Roach is acting weird. He's already racing back to his beloved horse when they call back to let him know it's because she's missing her boyfriend. Huh? Her what? Apparently she's been really attached to this stallion named "Pegasus" recently. Really? His baby girl is in love with a 'Pegasus'? Geralt is minutes away from tearing his hair out. A week later, Geralt is getting her out of her stall, when he glances over and sees Pegasus. He can tell it's Pegasus by the way Roach is acting, but also because of the ridiculous tack he's wearing. All bright colors and special embroideries and fucking sequins. He doesn't know what he expected from the person who owns Pegasus. He was tied between a preteen girl and a woman too old to still ride. When he bumps into a man dressed in an outrageously yellow outfit, with rainbow nail polish, and stupidly cute hair, he admits he was a little shocked. Not by it being a man in a horrific outfit, nonono, by the man in a horrific outfit being attractive. "Oh! Are you the owner of Roach? I hear they're great friends!" Fuck. He and his daughter have the same type in men.

[soy-soi-si]

Okay but imagine

Y/n and 141 during the summer all of them bored so they set up a whole bunch of fun shit.

Y/n pushing for this and I want to know who would use it the most.

Kyle jumping over whoever spinning around on it or being the one almost launched off into space.

Soap getting hit by the person on it or drifting on it before letting go by accident and getting thrown.

Ghost sees it as a fun way to test his grip strength and how long/well he can control himself with the soapy water sending him flying around in circles splashing everyone like those log rides with the drops and splash zones.

Price just chilling to the side adding water to send the huge men flying only for y/n to be the one who gains horrific amounts of air time.

Roach my boy putting huge amounts of soap on the tarp making the speed horrendously fast as y/n literally pulls out a foam board and is flying at the speed of light along with ghost.