#hunter incorrect quotes

[imdead2124]

Crosshair: So are you two dating now?

Tech & Phee: Yes.

Crosshair: Why?

Tech: I happen to find Phee very appealing.

Crosshair: Yeah, I can understand that. I'm trying to figure out what's wrong with Phee.

[bees-throne]

Hunter, opening a Capri Sun: Guess I'll drink my sorrows away.

[avamedera]

Hunter: People are always asking me if I'm a morning person or a night person.

Hunter: And I'm just like, 'Buddy! I'm barely even a PERSON!'

[aldrawss]

Omega: *sneaking back onto the Marauder late at night*

Hunter: *From the pilots seat* Where have you been?

Omega: *Freezes*

Omega: Erm…with Crosshair?

Crosshair: *Spins round in the Co-pilot seat*

Crosshair: Try Again.

[tattycoram]

Hunter: Tech, hack into their cameras Tech: Oh sure, let me just load my 'tap into every security camera in the city' app Tech: *taps the screen* Tech: I'm sorry if that sounded like sarcasm. It wasn't, I am in

[themistymountainscold]

omega: *showing off batcher*

omega: can we keep her?

wrecker: hunter’s allergic

crosshair: hunter can stay outside

[sanshinexx]

Don't worry guys he's fine, it just took him a while to find his way back because he can't fucking see anything :]

[More incorrect quotes and other tbb art here]

[gamelpar]

Hunter: You've made a big mistake kidnapping us together

Tech: Very true

Separatist: Oh yeah? And why is that?

Wrecker: Together we're stronger and—

Crosshair: We're annoying as fuck

[dubblebubbleibuprofen]

This is how I’m coping ok. It’s ok.

[book-place-incorrect-quotes]

Y/N: Get out of my room, Wreck!

Wrecker: *being a little shit and standing outside the doorframe* I’m not in your room!

Y/N: HUNTER-

Wrecker: Hey! No fair! You can’t just call Hunter every time you want to get your way!

Y/N: Fine.

Y/N:

Y/N: CROSSHAIR-

Wrecker: *immediately running away* That’s so much worse and you know it!

[silvantransthranduiltrash]

Ngl, obsessed with the idea that the questers know that legolas is, if not thousands of years, then centuries old, but it not regestering until he mentions having met their ancestor or a historical figure to them. It doesn’t help that legolas looks like a teenager.

Just like that scene with eowyn realizing aragorn is a legit grandpa but with legolas and the rest of the walkers instead.

Legolas: i never had the pleasure of having a conversation with the man, but from the brief glimpses of (insert boromir’s ancestor from 1000 years ago here) that i saw, he was an honorable man.

Boromir, bluescreening: yes, he was known as quite the chivalrous man. But for you to have met him you must be at least a thousand years old!

Legolas: *clicks tongue and doesn’t say anything with an amused smile*

Aragorn, who has gone through all these emotions already: older.

Gimli: Older?? Are you telling me that this beardless, pointy elf with a face of a teenager is, what? 2000?

Aragorn: more.

Gimli: MORE???

Merry: if he is close to 3000 years than he was probably born around the last war for the ring!

Legolas, enjoying this all immensely: i was old enough to fight in it actually.

Pippin: alright, so legolas is 3000 and a few centuries. That’s a lot older than i thought to be honest. He looked like the youngest elf in rivendale.

Legolas: i’m 4000, actually.

Gimli: GODDAMN IT! I knew we shouldn’t trust these babyfaced point ears! You can’t even tell their age!

Legolas: if it makes you feel better, other elves also have a hard time discerning the age of silvans. They’ve routinely thought of mine to be millenia younger that we actually are.

Boromir, having an existential crisis: what the fuck

[imdead2124]

Echo: You have to apologize to Hunter

Crosshair: Fine.

Crosshair: 'Unfuck you' or whatever.

[jonasdirection101]

Dean: “Are we fighting or flirting right now?”

Castiel: “My hand is literally around your throat.”

Dean: “Ok, that still doesn’t answer my question.”

[letsquestjess]

Crosshair: Why are you on the floor?

Hunter: I'm depressed.

Hunter: Also I was stabbed, can you get Echo, please.

[maestro030403]

Average night on the Marauder

Hunter *tucking Omega in*: Goodnight, sleep tight. Don’t let the bed bugs bite. 

Tech: Technically, there would be no bed bugs. We just cleaned. Why do you think there are bed bugs?

Crosshair: Goodnight. Sleep tight, don’t let the monsters haunt you.

Wrecker: Monsters?

Omega: What monsters?

Echo *sighs*: There are no bed bugs, there are no monsters. Just go to bed. 

Wrecker: But what monsters?

Hunter: No monsters. 

Omega: Just bed bugs. 

Tech: Again, there should be no bed bugs. Have you seen signs of them?

Echo: All of you go to sleep

*Quiet for a minute* 

Wrecker: But why does Batcher always sleep with Crosshair? No fair, I wanna turn

Omega: She sometimes sleeps by me

Wrecker: No fair

Crosshair: She just likes me best

Tech: Technically, it may be because of Crosshair’s unresolved trauma. Dogs tend to know when humans are not alright. Although that may not be a good enough reason because many of us have unresolved issues. 

Hunter: Yes, thank you for calling us out Tech, now go to sleep

 *Quiet for another minute*

Omega: I need some water

Wrecker: I have to use the refresher

Tech: It is too hot in here to sleep. What temperature is the ship set at? This is not the optimal sleeping environment

Hunter: Do not touch the thermostat!

Echo: WOULD YOU GO TO SLEEP ALREADY?

Crosshair: Okay, mom.

[tattycoram]

*Hunter minding his business in his bunk* Crosshair, loudly from the next room: If you don't shut your autistic ass up I'm going to turn on the ceiling light and make it so you have to get up to turn it off! Tech: OH WE'RE DOING HATE CRIMES NOW? Hunter: Hunter: Maybe joining the empire isn't such a bad idea after all