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karasuno-writings · 5 months

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Hallo from your neighbourhood lurker I have but a simple request for our lovely bois and I can’t get it out of my head so I decided to put it into yours dear author,

I would like headconnons of them sleeping, let me elaborate I want sleeping hcs like what would it be like to sleep next to them and so on

What would be your nightly routine with them, I would like to request for these hcs for the following bois, iwa, bokuto and tendo

TLTR: sleeping hcs with Iwa, Bokuto and Tendo

Thank you for reading

Have a good day/night

From your local neighbourhood lurker

SLEEPING IN - IWAIZUMI, TENDOU AND BOKUTO

Hello friendly neighborhood lurker jejeje; I LOVED this request so much, I adore joint night routines and there is something so lovely about waking up on a lazy day next to your loved one, thank you so much for this request! I hope you like it!!

I’m also so terribly sorry for the delay! Last week was busier than expected and coincidentally I’ve been tired out of my mind due to lack of sleep jejej

I recommend you listen to “Sunday morning” by Maroon 5 because a lazy morning with these boys would definitely sound like that!

IWAIZUMI HAJIME

Iwaizumi is very disciplined and his daily routines are no exception, and once you come into the picture you made his nights way better, he always looks forward to spending the last hours of his day with you

After a long day at the gym coming home to you and to your home gives him immense comfort. The first thing the two of you do is cook dinner; he is a surprisingly ok cook, and just having the two of you in the kitchen with music in the background is pure bliss.

He loves to just hug you from behind, swaying, while you tell him about your day. Hidden in the crook of your neck you only feel him hum to make you know he is listening, planting soft kisses every once in a while.

He likes to shower after dinner, and you are always welcome to join him if you feel like it, specially if you are going to help him wash his hair (He always helps you wash yours)

He does have a skin-care routine, and if you do too he likes to have the two of you together in the bathroom, music still in the background, while he shaves and washes his face (He WILL do facemasks if you ask, also his aftershave smells so good, kinda like soft wood and rain)

He likes to sleep as early as possible. He gets super sleepy after 10 o'clock and will start just laying his head on your shoulder and walking slowly behind you until you go to bed. If you take too long he will just lift you up bridal style and tuck you in.

He likes to watch stuff before going to bed, especially if you’ve been watching a show or movie together; HOWEVER do not be surprised if he falls asleep just sitting down. If you nudge him he will make himself comfortable and wrap his arms around you and you can either join him or keep watching, he does not mind as long as he can cuddle you

If he sees you falling asleep before him he will pause whatever you are watching get you comfortable and just play with your hair, running his hands up and down your as he falls asleep

He gives the best cuddles ever, the only downside is that he is a human heater so if there is a particularly hot month be prepared to sweat

He does not budge a bit in the night, and he has a deep sleep, so if you move dont worry about him, however good luck trying to stand up if you need to pee because he pulls you right back in as he sleeps soundly

His favorite position to sleep is when you rest your head on his chest and wrap an arm around him while he wraps his arms around you, kind of like a half spoon, he feels so safe holding you. If you get tired in the middle of the night he likes to be the big spoon, he is contempt with having a lazy arm around you

If there is work to do he is an early riser, he gives you a kiss on the forehead and makes you both either coffee or tea while you shake off your own sleepiness. If you got stuff to do and you refuse to wake up he starts by nudging you, until he gives up and starts hitting you with pillows. He loves the angry look on your face while you scold him for being rude, hoping a kiss on the cheek makes up for the trouble

HOWEVER, if there is no rush he loves to spend a lazy morning. He still wakes up early, he cannot help it, but he takes his time basking in your sunlit sleepy face, tracing your body with featherlight fingers while he waits for you to wake up; he can stare at you for hours

He loves taking you to eat breakfast outside on lazy days, using it as an excuse to take a morning stroll on the closest park while you chat and drink coffee

TENDOU SATORI

Tendou is more of an “on-the-go” guy, he does not have a set sleeping routine, still, there is stuff he likes to get done at night

He does not particularly like cooking, as opposed to baking, so either you are eating leftovers, takeout or he is baking some kind of either sweet or savory pastry for the two of you, depending on his mood on that particular night and how much you beg for him to make you your favorite treat.

He loves to blast love songs while baking so if the pastry is in the oven he will karaoke with you while he spins and guides you to the beat. GIve him kisses while the two of you dance and he will melt.

He does not have a face routine but he does wash his face, he has a set of soap and lotion, nothing too fancy. However he is a big fan of you giving both of you facemasks while you watch something on the tv and talk about the day that just passed.

He suffers from insomnia so he usually sleeps pretty late, he hates just tossing and turning around in bed so if you want to go to sleep he will bring some manga, or watch a youtube video. He sometimes feels like he is bothering you with the dim light of his phone so he tries to use it as little as possible.

Due to that, he is a chatter bug; it can be 3 o’ clock in the morning and you will hear him shuffle to face you before asking either the deepest stuff or just a variant of “What type of pizza do you think I would be?”

If you don’t answer because you are asleep he monologues his ideas or talking about the latest manga he read while playing with your hair and staring at your sleepy face, he thinks you look the most adorable when asleep.

He adores being the little spoon, there is something so comforting to him about being held, so he loves the feeling of your arms around him and your sleepy breath on his neck

Moves little in the night but he is a light sleeper and will wake up briefly if you move, but he does not mind much; uses it as an excuse to snuggle closer

Tendou is not particularly a morning person, but if he wakes up accidentally he has a hard time falling asleep again. Still, since sleeping next to you he finds it easier to soothe himself to sleep, so he’ll just nudge you and go “You hug me”, while grabbing your arms and tucking himself between them. if you comply he is the happiest and just hums a little to help him fall asleep once more

Likes to shower in the mornings because it helps him wake up fully and feel fresh, even if you are in a hurry, the second you step inside the shower he forgets so he takes his time just talking to you about what he dreamt.

He likes lazy mornings because he takes his time to fall asleep as many times as need be. He likes the morning haze and just seeing your sleepy face, as he gets closer to you, your warmth enveloping him to soothe him back to sleep, he will wake up whenever you want, which means that it can be 1 o’ clock and the two of you are still entangled in bed, talking softly or maybe watching something on the tv, not caring about anything in the world.

He is also a big napping enthusiast and his favorite naps are with you. He gets super sleepy due to his messed sleep schedule so just getting to nap with you or even next to you while you do something else really calms him down.

BOKUTO KOTAROU

He walks in after a long day of work and most of the time he just goes “Come on Y/N let’s go on an adventure!”, which is a fun way of naming your dates whether it is going to the movie theater, for dinner, or just to the park.

Bokuto loves to go out at night so most of the time dinner and a stroll through the city is the plan, either that or drive-throughs and blasting music while you park the car nearby in order to eat and talk.

If you don’t feel like going out it’s okay! You can either order food or eat some trustworthy cereal or fruit while he asks you all about your day. Please, ask about his day too, he loves to feel like you want to listen to him, and he always has fun anecdotes, you will not regret it.

He takes aaaaaages showering, it is his own personal concert, he has aromatic candles, dim lights and a speaker set; you can hear him sing loud and proud, and he bases his playlist on the mood of the day.

If you join him in the shower he will either perform most of the songs for your amusement or make you duet with him, he appreciates it if you wash his hair while he sings, and will totally return the favor

After the shower his energy levels fall and he is more cuddly, hugging you from behind while you wash your face and finish your own routine

He does not have a set face wash routine but will not complain if you offer to wash his face or otherwise. He will be humming with his eyes closed while you do so (there is always accidental ingestion of beauty products secondary to him not being able to shut up for more than 3 minutes)

He does not mind whether he sleeps late or early, but he tries to make sure to always sleep his eight hours, after all, being a high performance athlete comes with responsibilities

He does not have a to-go sleeping position, it depends a lot on how the two of you get comfortable, still, he HAS to be touching you on at least one point, even if it’s only by his foot rubbing yours. Not that it matters because he is a hurricane in his sleep and most of the time he ends up hugging you by either an arm or a leg , and also hogging most of the bedsheets

He snores super lightly every once in a while. Also, he has a habit of sleep-talking. If he says something and you answer he will hold a conversation, it will make no sense at all to you, but it is very endearing to hear him talk.

He is a deep sleeper, a truck could run him over and he won’t budge, and in the mornings it is no different, he has a lot of difficulties waking up, which only gets amplified when he feels your warmth next to him, hugging you close and grunting when the alarm clock sounds for the third time.

That is also the reason why he loves weekends, just knowing the two of you have nowhere to go and nothing to do but cuddle. He likes to play a movie and have the two of you watch it half-asleep before going to fix some breakfast.

#haikyuu x reader #haikyuu headcanons #haikyuu!!#haikyuu imagines #kiki writes #iwaizumi x reader #tendou x reader #bokuto x reader

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whinesandwhimpers · 1 year

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rodolfo parra x f!reader headcanons (sfw & nsfw)

SFW

he loves to cook!! esp for u, loves when u praise his cooking and tells him how the meal he made tastes, hes deff cocky about his cooking tho like he knows hes good but hearing u say it!!

honestly u giving him any type of compliment about anything about him not just his cooking skills is like music to his ears

he is a romantic because i said so and we know its true anyway

gives u flowers, not just on the first date

kisses ur forehead, wrist, palm, everywhere, every fucking inch of u

big on physical touch with u

actually listens to what u tell him!! and remembers!! remembers what u like, dislike, if u have been wanting something for a while he'll surprise u with it before u can get it urself

breakfast in bed providing typa guy, doesnt even have to be a special day

a perfect fucking gentlemen. boundaries? respected. hand? held. home? safely. (hotel trivago)

if a bad guy kidnaps/hurts u, he is seeing red and the bad guy is not walking outta there alive, might even torture him a lil if rudys got time?? no one hurts his girl

will absolutely teach u spanish if u dont know it, gets so happy once u start understanding whatever he says in spanish to/around u, when u respond in spanish hes beaming :)

if hes jealous of someone talking/flirting to u he'll silently watch, knowing u can handle it/trusting u, until he spots any discomfort coming from u then hes coming over, putting an arm around ur waist, making it known to this person that ur his and they have zero fucking chance with u

when he proposes, he gets Alejandro's help, makes it perfect, pulls together all your fav things, fav flowers, fav drinks, fav food - its a priv dinner, not at some fancy restaurant, because he wants it to be personal - fav ring, he either already knows what u wanted or he got Alejandro to pretend he needed ur opinions and outright asked u which one ur fav is before he reported that info back to rudy

NSFW

hes not vanilla because i said so

he'd deff be down to try whatever u wanna try, he'd make sure ur never in pain or discomfort tho

switch

soft dom, wouldnt want to see u in pain or degrade u, ur his whole fucking life, his heart, his sun and moon, he is cherishing u and worshipping the ground u walk on

"look at you, mi amor, taking me so well"

"have i told you how beautiful you look lately?" he asks, his hand on your cheek.

you giggle, smiling softly at him and leaning into his hand, "you tell me at least once a day, my love."

"hm, not nearly enough then, hermosa." he replies, leaning in to kiss you.

orgasm denial tho if ur bratty, asking "are you gonna be a good girl for me, amor?"

...or edging until ur a pathetic blubbering mess pleading with him that u will be good and to let u cum - rare tho because ur normally such a good girl for ur sweet rudy and he hates seeing u cry no matter the situation - afterwards he's taking care of u, kissing any tears off ur face, spooning u

unintentionally leaves bruises on ur hips from gripping u too tightly, he just gets carried away with how good it feels holding on and thrusting into u :(

kisses any bruises the next morning, mumbling apologies between each kiss

likes leaving hickeys on u tho and spotting them later peaking over ur shirt, or the fully obvious ones that everyone can see, loves knowing everyone knows ur taken, ur his

his fav positions are ones where he can see ur face, ur eyes, kiss ur lips, its not just fucking to him, its intimacy, its special, its love

likes cockwarming because it means he gets to be physically close with u, u cradled against him, ur arms wrapped around him - while he's working, he has a strong will so if u shift a lil on his cock he wont let it bother him, "stay still, amor, im not finished with this paperwork", but it will bother u and when u get impatient and needy and start begging in his ear he'll take a break from his work to make u cum

hes the wide eyed, pouty, pathetic, whimpering and begging type mess of a sub, he just wants u so badly :( wants to please u, wants to cum in u :(

if u haven't cum before him he'll beg u to let him help u

if hes tied up he will be pulling at those bonds trying to get free just to touch u

if u tell him "no touching" he'll try so hard to be good but then his will snaps at a particular noise u make or how u work urself on his cock and he WILL desperately beg u whining out a "por favor, i want to touch you, mi vida"

his fucking wide doe eyes looking up at u (i cant-), if ur strong enough to resist that look good 4 u

dom or sub his focus is on u and making u feel good

king of aftercare ofc, hes bringing u some water, cleaning u up, cuddling u, etc, whatever! u! need! after the first few times hes got u figured out and doesnt even need to ask anymore

#rudy parra x reader #rodolfo parra x reader #rodolfo parra headcanons #wrote w the idea of a gf in mind but like u can ignore the girl mentions idk #ive never wrote headcanons before is that obvious LOL #my writing

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smoshyourheadin · 3 months

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Spencer friends to lovers????

let’s give it a shot

pairing: spencer agnew x f!reader

a/n: guys i love spencer sm!!!! ugh. this is a short one bc i have a few requests i’m getting through rn, hence why my requests are currently closed for a lil bit! they’ll br open once i finish all my current requests (i have about 20?) buttt feel free to keep ur ideas ready for when they’re back open!! okay thankyou all ily 🫶

spencer glanced up from behind the camera, catching sight of you across the games studio. you were engrossed in your work, a small smile playing on your lips as you edited a video. spencer couldn't help but admire your dedication and the way your eyes lit up when you laughed.

you had started at smosh around the same time, instantly bonding over obviously your job, but the fact you both loved cooking mama, oddly enough. over the years, you had become close friends, your chemistry evident both on and off camera.

today was no different. as the evening wore on, the studio emptied out until it was just the two of you. spencer stretched and walked over to you, leaning against your desk.

"hey, need a break?" he asked, smiling down at you.

you looked up, eyes sparkling with amusement. "only if it involves snacks."

spencer laughed. "I thought you'd never ask."

you headed to the kitchen, where spencer rummaged through the snack drawer. he handed you your favorite candy bar, your fingers brushing briefly. a spark of something more than friendship passed between them, but neither said a word.

this was a common theme as of recently, you’d find yourself staring at spencer, or he’s hug you for just a little longer than normal, just small things. you knew deep down that you couldn’t risk ruining what you had with him because he meant so much to you, but you would dream of one day living with him, his stuff on the countertops with yours. you’d cook for him, and he’d clean. all you wanted, was him.

"thanks," you said softly, unwrapping the candy bar. "y’always know what i need."

he shrugged in response, trying to play it cool. "it’s my superpower."

you smiled at his dorky reply, and sat down at a small table, chatting and laughing as you always did. but tonight, there was an undercurrent of something different, a tension that neither could ignore.

"so," spencer began hesitantly, "i’ve been thinking… but like- dont feel pressured obviously- but, we spend so much time together, and i feel like there's something more here,” his breath hitched as he looked you in the eyes. “what if we tried being more than friends?"

you eyes widened in surprise, cheeks flushing. "spence, i, i’ve been feeling the same way. i was just afraid to say anything and risk what we have."

spencer reached across the table, taking your hand in his. "i don't want to lose our friendship either. but I also don't want to miss out on something that could be amazing."

you squeezed his hand, smile widening. "okay, well, let’s give it a shot then. see where this goes."

from that moment on, your bond grew even stronger. you continued to create together, the newfound love for eachother adding a deeper layer to their already incredible partnership. and every time he looked at you, he knew he had found something truly special. his best friend.

#smoshyourheadin #smosh #spencer agnew #spencer agnew x reader #shayne topp #amanda lehan canto #angela giarratana #courtney miller #arasha lalani #alex tran

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kuoukyeee · 4 months

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Sekibayashi Jun sfw alphabet

Spoilers!!

Tw: drinking

Gender neutral reader!!

A = Affection (How affectionate are they? How do they show affection?)

He is on the more affectionate side out of all the fighters. He wont hesitate to swing his buff arm over your shoulder and brag about you, his wonderfull s/o, to anyone who will listen. Hes not afraid to snog you infront of others and tease them for being single if they comment . He wouldnt discourage you from initiating affection.

However, I feel like there would be a difference in the affection he gives in private and in public places. In private he would be more mellow and tender with his affection, taking it slower and appreciating the more inimate moments. Though still containing small undertones of playfulness and teasing in his voice and actions.

B = Best friend (What would they be like as a best friend? How would the friendship start?)

He probably met you at a match of his, or through an aquaintace. His charisma and positivity definetly reeled you in.

He would be the best hypeman and shoulder to cry on. He literally trains a whole gym of dudes in omega, so at times he can feel kind of a mentor. You guys definitely gossip and have inside jokes which crack you guys up every time.

C = Cuddles (Do they like to cuddle? How would they cuddle?)

Big guy likes to squeeze you as close as he can to himself, its almost as if he wants to wear your skin.

He likes when you wrap your arms around his neck and hold the back of his head, smooching him. If youre tall enough you guys are chest to chest , or he bends down and lifts you up to reach his face . Nevertheless smirking and leaning into your kisses.

D = Domestic (Do they want to settle down? How are they at cooking and cleaning?)

He's not actively searching for a longterm partner, he probably only casually dated in his youth, focusing on his pro wrestling career, but as he gets older he realises its something he would like to have.

Its canon that he's a good cook. In the mini comics in ashura he literally made cosmo a full course meal and was proud when he ate everything, even Wakatsuki thought he was like a grandma. We can also see in omega that he cooks a mean curry. When it comes to cleaning he probably doesn't like it much, but it has to be done yk?

E = Ending (If they had to break up with their partner, how would they do it?)

One day he realises you guys cant continue your relationship anymore and approaches you. His signature smile is replaced by a serious almost worried look. He crosses his arms and sighs, uncharacteristically quietly , he tells you that he wants to break up.

He probably wouldn't end things on a bad note, you guys still being friends. But its never like before, you guys feel tense near eachother.

He would cook for two only to realise you're not there.

F = Fiance(e) (How do they feel about commitment? How quick would they want to get married?)

He likes being a free man, so I think that marriage is not a must for him. Not minding if you guys stay dating or if you guys move onto marriage, its mostly your choice. However he does want a partner and to grow old with. So he always keeps an eye out for any potential candidates.

He would probably get married maybe after 6 years(idk?). He's not in a rush.

G = Gentle (How gentle are they, both physically and emotionally?)

He's very playful, but as an older man he knows his limits when handling you.

Mentally, he's very attuned to other peoples feelings and can definitely read a room. He will try to not sugarcoat what he says , but if you're feeling off, he will try to find a way to tell you something as to not upset you.

H = Hugs (Do they like hugs? How often do they do it? What are their hugs like?)

Hes neutral about hugs. I dont hink he initiates much hugs. Unless he's dating someone, at a special event or something amazing happens. But he never fails to hug you back.

I = I love you (How fast do they say the L-word?)

I don't think he says it fast, he probably shows his love through doing things for you.

He probably said it after a match. Maybe after realising that the only thing he was focused on was your cheering for him.

J = Jealousy (How jealous do they get? What do they do when they’re jealous?)

He would get angry at the perpetrator. He wouldn't tell you he is jealous, but he would act sassy-er with you. When you ask him what you can do to make him feel better, he gets this big grin on his face and taps his cheek until you get the message and kiss him.

K = Kisses (What are their kisses like? Where do they like to kiss you? Where do they like to be kissed?)

They leave you breathless and flustered. Your whole body is hot, and if you didn't have a skeleton you would be a puddle on the floor. (You cant tell me this guy doesn't have experience at kissing people).

He'd probably like to kiss you on your lips, stomach and thighs, he would smile into the kisses and blow raspberries into your skin if you're ticklish to make you laugh.

He likes it when you kiss him on his cheek, it make him feel giddy like a schoolboy. He also like when you kiss his adams apple or his collar bone, it makes him feel manly.

L = Little ones (How are they around children?)

He would deffo play princess tea party and let them put lipstick on him. He would play hide and seek with them and hide in a really shitty place and pretend to be upset when they find him.

If this man ever has kids youre gonna see them running around and laughing all day. When they do something naughty he will half heartedly scold them before he tickles them mercilessly. He would also cook them food and he would melt when he has to plate mini portions for them. He's a natural when it comes to looking after kids. They love him and he loves them.

M = Morning (How are mornings spent with them?)

You probably wake up in a mess of tangled limbs, with your face smooshed against a random muscle of his. Most of the time you guys kind of wake up at the same time. If both of you are free you guys just laze around in bed, cuddling and talking about random stuff.

N = Night (How are nights spent with them?)

He likes to go drinking at a bar with you, wakatsuki and sakura. You guys would sit as a group in a booth, just talking and laughing.

Otherwise I can see you guys guys staying at home and eating a home cooked meal.

O = Open (When would they start revealing things about themselves? Do they say everything all at once or wait a while to reveal things slowly?)

He would open up as you open up. He would first tell you about his grandma and then about his training. He probably tells you this in big chunks.

P = Patience (How easily angered are they?)

I cant see him getting angry. I see him getting frustrated.

Q = Quizzes (How much would they remember about you? Do they remember every little detail you mention in passing, or do they kind of forget everything?)

He would deffo remember a lot . But he forgets unimportant things.

R = Remember (What is their favorite moment in your relationship?)

Probably the first match he had after you guys were official. Its his favourite as you were no longer cheering as a friend, but as his s/o.

S = Security (How protective are they? How would they protect you? How would they like to be protected?)

He knows you can handle yourself (hopefully). He would only be protective if someone insulted you or tried to hurt you. He would snap back at them with a witty quip or punch them so hard that it would send their jaw spinning and them seeing stars.

T = Try (How much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, everyday tasks?)

He has experience with impressing people and he is also very charming and charismatic, so he knows what makes someones jaw drop.

U = Ugly (What would be some bad habits of theirs?)

He wouldn't take some things seriously/he wouldn't be serious, this can make you feel like he's not listening or hes absent.

V = Vanity (How concerned are they with their looks?)

I don't think he's that concerned with his looks tbh, he seems quite self assured.

W = Whole (Would they feel incomplete without you?)

He wouldn't necessarily feel incomplete but he would always have this feeling in the back of his mind. He has lots of friends and he's very extroverted, but i feel like he would get lonely at times without you.

X = Xtra (A random headcanon for them.)

Sometimes he spoon feeds you. When he does he always pretends the spoon is a train or an airplane. He would release one of his hearty laughs before saying 'open for the airplane' or 'choo choo'

He has a dad sneeze.

Y = Yuck (What are some things they wouldn’t like, either in general or in a partner?)

A party pooper.

Z = Zzz (What is a sleep habits of theirs?)

He has a death grip on you when you guys sleep, the only way to get out is to wake him up. At times he can smack you with his arms when he turns in bed. Sometimes when he sleeps on his back he starts snoring.

#kenganverse #kengan omega #kengan ashura x reader #kengan ashura #sekibayashi jun #sekibayashi x reader

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x-liv25-jamieswife · 1 month

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Averyjameson living together headcanons?

averyjameson living together head canons

sure! i apologize if these are short. i also apologize for how long it took me to answer this (its been like 2 months or smth T-T. i made these a while ago but i forgot to post them). @ariscats helped me with some of these. hope you like them <3.

also, for context, most of these (if not all) take place during their years in college. i like to imagine that their colleges are close enough that they can live together in an apartment (idk if this will even be necessary but i just wanted to specify)

they live in quite a huge apartment. their apartment is sort of split into two. they live on one side and security live on the other side of a soundproof wall so they can have privacy. their apartment sort of resembles a house tbh bc of how big it is. it has tons of guest rooms, an indoor pool, a rock climbing wall, and more (its basically like a smaller version of hawthorne house) (i also imagine them having a smaller cozier place, but they would obviously need security so that wouldn't work).

jameson obviously made sure that people built secret passages throughout the apartment. he didn't tell avery about them and made her find all of them.

they usually do all of their school work in the same room. surprisingly, they don't get distracted. they both have their own little corner in this big room in their apartment thats decorated to their liking. avery's corner is filled with novels, prizes she's received, photos and little fairy lights (she has those hung up bc she used to have some in her room at her mom's apartment growing up and it reminds her of her mom). jameson's side is filled with his own prizes, puzzles and riddles, and tons of gifts his brothers gave him growing up.

no matter what, they always take a shower together at the end of the day (i dont mean this in a non pg-13 way but they enjoy washing each other's hair and the physical intimacy). they don't really like to spend time apart and they're so busy that usually they do this as a way to make up for all of the time they spent apart (they also obviously sleep in the same bed).

although they have staff that cooks for them, they sometimes don't use them bc they like cooking meals for one another especially on days where they know their partner isn't doing so well. they'll sometimes surprise each other with a nice candle-lit dinner on their balcony or in their dining room.

avery sometimes falls asleep at her desk bc of how much she overworks herself. jameson, being in the same room as her, notices and carries her back to bed every time. when she wakes up, he prepares a bubble bath for her so she can relax.

when one of them is under a lot of stress, the other makes them change into their swimsuit and drags them over to their indoor swimming pool. they get the cooks to make them smth to eat and they have a little date in the water.

they have a tv in their room bc they absolutely love watching shows and movies. like i said earlier, they tend to spend most of their days doing their own thing so they usually only get to spend time together at night. this is sort of their equivalent to a date during their college years.

jameson sometimes wakes her up with breakfast in bed and a puzzle. he has trouble sleeping so he usually wakes up really early in the morning giving him time to prepare her some food.

their apartment is filled with blankets. they both get cold really easily so there's literally a blanket in every single room. sometimes, when they're working and are really cold, they huddle up on the sofa, bring their books and laptops (basically everything they need), and work next to each other under super fluffy blankets.

whenever they fight, they make sure to resolve it before going to bed bc they hate going to bed mad at each other. they usually also do smth special for one another to apologize like making the other a snack or setting up their living room for a movie night.

they do the new york crossword every single day. they dont really have the time to sit down and do it so usually they read it and think about it as they're doing other things and complete it later at night before bed.

music is always playing in their house (from like early in the morning to late at night). they're both really big fans of music so they have speakers in almost every single room of their house. the music isn't loud enough to distract them though.

whenever jameson enters a room and sees avery (and she doesn't notice him), he immediately heads towards her (quietly so she doesn't hear him), wraps his arms around her from behind and either kisses her all over her face until she begs him to stop or tickles her.

avery's has had so many near death experiences that jameson can't go to bed unless he checks every single lock in the house to make sure she's safe. it doesn't matter if he's so tired he literally can't stand, he can't fall asleep unless he's sure all the doors are locked (he also doesn't trust anyone else to check. it has to be him)

jameson is never as busy as avery is bc she has to deal with school and the foundation. this means jameson's day usually ends before avery's does. instead of leaving and doing smth else though, he usually sits next to her or just sits at his desk watching her (not in a creepy way more of like a 'i love her so much i can't look away') cause he loves being in her presence. jameson tries to act like he isn't just staying in the room to be with her but avery knows the truth.

this is a simple one but jameson always wakes avery up with kisses and cuddles. he'll whisper sweet nothings into her ear and stuff (i mentioned earlier that jameson has a hard time sleeping so he always wakes up before avery). on the rare occasion that avery wakes up before him, she does the same.

they usually can't get out of the apartment for dates bc 1. they're busy and 2. they can never get any privacy when they're out. bc of this, they usually have their date nights at home. they still dress up though. avery puts on a nice dress and jameson actually puts on a suit. they pretend like they're going out and all even though they're staying home. they do go out though, just not as often as they have dates at home.

they have a hot tub on their balcony (*cough* thl hot tub scene *cough*). a lot of their dates are spent in the hot tub. they have this table on wheels that passes over the hot tub so they can have meals together as the sun goes down.

they had a hard time agreeing on how they should decorate the apartment so they decided that they would split all of the rooms between each other and they'd get to choose how to decorate their assigned rooms by themselves (so like avery decorated the kitchen and he decorated the living room, etc) (the only room they both decorated together is their bedroom)

#the inheritance games #jameson hawthorne #avery grambs #grayson hawthorne #nash hawthorne #xander hawthorne #libby grambs #averyjameson

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I’ve been sat here with tears in my eyes for the last 10 minutes just screaming at my Twitter mutuals in all caps about how great this episode was, didn’t even know it was the finale I’d have woken up way earlier if I did.. but whatever who cares, this was the greatest superman adaptation I’ve ever seen. Very long write up coming. TLDR: best western animation I’ve ever seen.

Thank you so much to all the staff and voice actors and writers and just everyone who poured their hearts and souls into this. It’s palpable. You can feel how much every single person involved in this loves and understands the characters. You combine that intimate knowledge with a spice of anime and knowing the types of things modern audiences want to see and you have a very special series.

Idek where to start with the finale, it feels like every character got a really nice wrap to their character arc from the season. Livewire and the others showing up to help Clark and Kara get to brainiac’s ship, I loved their redemption arc so much. But that 10 minute or so climax with Kara getting taken over by brainiac and then breaking free of his control thanks to the love of her friends and cousin.. just beautiful.

Brainiac projected all his own insecurities and feelings of uselessness onto Kara. He knew the kryptonian empire would no longer have a need for him if they were in peacetime and so he destroyed his own people. The audacity of this bitch to call Clark and Kara traitors of house El when he destroyed the house and planet lmao.

THEY COOKED for all the action scenes. Playing the OP when Kara broke free of the mind control and firmly rejected Brainiac. “I SAID NO”, Clark and Kara pushed Brainiac ship into space, Brainiac’s last ditch effort to take Clark and Kara out with him.. Clark and Kara’s power up and new suit.. just bra fucking o. I had goosebumps the entirety of the last 12 minutes.

Kara finally being hailed as a hero and cheered for after being manipulated and used to destroy worlds for brainiac. God I am so happy for her. She deserves nothing but happiness. She fits in so well at the Kent home!

Lois deciding to be her own person rather than follow in Vale’s footsteps showed a ton of character growth for her too. She’s def not the annoying girl we knew from season 1 anymore. Both she and Jimmy got themselves a kryptonian now 😂 loved the scene of them all flying off together, this show has perfectly nailed the team aspect. Saving the day isn’t something Clark can just do by himself. It truly takes a village. The biggest issue superman as a character has always had, and DC to a larger extent, is that the characters dont feel relatable. They completely remedied that in this series. It truly feels like Clark and Kara are just normal people like us and that’s perhaps the biggest praise.

Can’t wait for s3!

#my adventures with superman #adventures with superman #my adventures with superman spoilers #superman #superman adventures

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mewmeomei · 2 years

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streamer!twst : heartslabyul (platonic ver.) edition !!

romantic ver here!

heartslabyul , savanaclaw , octavinelle , scarabia , pomefiore , ignihyde , diasomnia + bonus

a/n : hellor mei here and i hope u enjoy this.. i (probably) had fun writing this soo!! please have fun reading it too (⁠.⁠ ⁠❛⁠ ⁠ᴗ⁠ ⁠❛⁠.⁠) also i got a bit lazy after caters part sorrg ☹️

desc: what if they stream?? and what if you're their friend??

characters: riddle rosehearts, trey clover, cater diamond, ace trappola, deuce spade

(gn! reader)

. ⋅ ˚̣- : ✧ : – ⭒ ⊹ ⭒ – : ✧ : ⋅ ˚̣- : ✧ : – ⭒ ⊹ ⭒ – : ✧ : -˚̣⋅ .

riddle rosehearts !

he's definitely an educational streamer

and he got a set up that looks like a classroom

a big ass whiteboard, a desk and a lot of tools

he teaches math & history from middle school to highschool

people calls his streams "cute tutor bf roleplay" 💀

(^hes unaware btw)

he has all the stuff prepared before streaming, like the whole stream schedule is so organized it's kinda scary 😭

at the end of each stream, he asks the viewers is there any questions, his face gets super close to the camera to see the chat better

like this v

stands there in silence as well 💀

the first time he did this he went viral on the internet for like a week

the people who watches his streams are either 1. actual people who wants to learn/study their maths and history 2. they just think hes cute (90% of them are in this category) or 3. his friends

he occasionally has special guests on, usually trey or chenya

he actually never planned to have special guests on his streams like ever but they crash his streams quite.. often

"alright, now at page 78-" "hey riddle (at the window)" "AHHHHHHHHHGGHHHHHHHH"

it makes the stream more entertaining

trey and chenya acts like his students and interrupts his lesson every 10 minutes asking questions

the viewers can see riddle getting redder each question

once he got so red he got compared to bob the tomato from veggie tales

has never fully lashed out on live cuz.. embarrassing

off stream tho

chenya and trey goes temporary deaf right after

he also sometimes show off some harmless spells on live and everyone loves it (this totally happens)

with (name) !

(name) is his stream mod

he doesn't have too many viewers so it's easier to manage

and plus (name) is probably his sanest friend with a lot of free time

so he asked them to be his mod

tgt at day 1 ‼️‼️‼️

they watched his channel grow, from 1 to 100k followers in a year

yeah it was impressive

they felt like a proud parent fr

(name) jst interacts with the chat and helps him fix up a few things most streams

some questionable donations and messages pop up from his viewers from time to time and (name), who was scared of riddle going 🍅🍅🍅🍅💥💥💥💥💥💥, IMMEDIATELY blocks them

like you see it for like a second, blinks, then that message is gone

it felt like it was just an illusion

once (name) fell asleep during a stream and a very, VERY questionable donation came and riddle saw it

"xxx donated 10$!: haha how big are you"

riddle started scolding the viewer and it got heated

riddle gets louder each sentence he says, the viewer responds quicker each time

eventually (name) woke up from a half-yelling riddle and realizes what was going on

they had to block the viewer, call riddle during the livestream and attempt to calm him down

ppl forgot what happened immediately and the chat is full of "omg mod voice reveal!!??1!2!???!!!!"

riddle calmed down after a minute, he then apologized to his viewers

off stream, (name) called him again and apologized for falling asleep and not blocking them immediately, they of course got an earful from riddle but he forgave them anyways

"it's alright, just dont let it happen next time. how about we go to trey's to get some pastries? take it as an apology from me."

trey clover !

i think we can all agree he does cooking/baking streams LMAO

he def bakes/cooks while chatting with the viewers

he has a hand cam + face cam

he explains what he's doing at the moment, because he knows some people bake/cook with him

^he also provides the recipe a day before the stream starts

his followers are probably mostly older women and thirsty teens

sometimes he invites cater, chenya or riddle on his channel as guests

he rarely interacts with the chat if they ever collab since, he fears that the three will burn his kitchen down 💀

ESPECIALLY riddle

they probably had a bag of flour explode on them before

trey asked riddle to open the flour (big ass mistake i say.. 😥)

the bag was weirdly tight, riddle couldn't open it with his weak arms

he got frustrated, then he pulled it with all his might-

POOF!

the bag exploded 💀

trey and riddle are now covered in flour

they just stared at eachother as riddle very awkwardly sets the bag on the kitchen island

the chat kept laughing at them as they stare at the flour

so they decided to just pour the remaining flour in the batter

at the end of the stream, while trey is showing off the pastry they made, all the viewers could focus on is the very..

floury background (wow im such an english genius)

they had a blast cleaning the kitchen after 😍🫶

he also sometimes plays games with cater

its usually when a new horror game comes out and its trending

he usually doesn't jump at the jumpscares but one time he got scared so bad he screamed bloody murder

it got clipped and it just became a meme

cater kept bringing it up whenever they talk to torture trey

(hes super embarrassed lmfaoooo)

with (name)!

(name) is another frequent guest on his streams

they're friends with trey before he started streaming

trey could still interact with chat often if the special guest that day is (name) since they at least wont destroy his kitchen 💀

chat LOVES them

chat thinks they're sweet

sometimes a little QnA happens and (name) just leans on the island as they answer each and every question

cue trey doing all the work in the back LMAO

during a stream where trey's baking a cake for his own birthday, (name) and the other three (cater, chenya and riddle) snuck in his house with a plate of cream in their hands

just as trey was waiting for the cake to bake, they all barged in and threw it on him

BUT because (name) charged towards him first, and the other three decided to throw it, they also got slapped with the cream

it also got on trey's cameras 😭

chat actually got jumpscared when they barged in wwwww

they all end up laughing anyways

"geez, it also got on my camera! haha, why don't you clean my kitchen for me later, (name)?"

cater diamond !

he probably does almost every kinds of streams

makeup, gaming, just chats, karaoke etc.

he usually does just chats

he responds to almost like, everything chat says to him 💀

he probably tried doing an asmr stream before

fails the first few seconds and then just decided its gonna be a mukbang stream instead 😒

his stream titles probably all starts with "cay-cays blablabla"

he often has guests on his channel

like everytime it's a new person

they always look like they're being held hostage

sry just felt the need to draw that 🥺🙈

he gets sponsors often

probably has like 1m followers

he streams often and is actually entertaining

on his gaming streams he plays at least 2 games

so it's like 4 hours long if he decides to do a gaming stream that day 💀

he probably plays roblox horror games often 💀

and those shit itch.io/steam indie horror games

after getting jumpscared by those games he SCREAMS with an echo and then bursts out laughing

why do i feel like he will accidentally say something problematic and offensive on stream then immediately end the stream

and runs on magicam and types out a long ass apology the second he ends the stream

he's suddenly sonic the hedgehog 😰

on halloween he probably does a makeup stream before starting a gaming stream

just so he can play horror games in his halloween costume at like 3am

speaking of 3am

i think he may or may not did THOSE types of 3am videos 💀

not stream related but 😭

cay-cay tries the AMONG US potion at 3AM and turns into THE IMPOSTER‼️‼️😱 (REAL)

with (name)!

a friend of his that appears on his stream pretty often

either in person or online

if they are his special guest that day they'll either play roblox/multiplayer games or do some indoor activities

in horror games cater always forces them to walk in front of him

but somehow he always gets jumpscared/killed first 💀

they will go in a laughing session for 3 minutes 💀

in person streams with (name) is even more chaotic

once cater was doing a pranky pranky on (name) 🤪

he finally got permission from them to do their make up

he lied to them saying that he's gonna do vkei make up on them

oh yeah and chat doesn't know he's pranking them AND (name)

everything seemed to be going fine until he pulled out the green makeup palette

"..uh cater i dont think the vkei make up you're doing for me needs green?" "oh yeah that picture is just for reference~ im adding some stuff ! 🥰🥰"

then he painted their entire face green

the chat saw what (name) looks like and is going WILD

cater gave them the mirror trying so hard to not laugh that he's basically vibrating

"cater i dont look like mana sama" "y-you do look like mana sama.." "i look like shrek cater"

he started to cry laughing as he tries to take a photo

(name) just looks at him in disbelief while getting closer to the camera

they started whispering things that will get his account banned

and he did get banned for a month🥰

and it got harder to try and get (name) to do in person streams w him

"im sorryyy (name)!!! i promise i won't pull a shrek prank on you again~ please come back on my channel? chat misses you!!"

ace trappola !

gaming streamer.

he streams fortnite and valorant.

he also plays often with deuce

he totally has a smp server w deuce

i know almost nothing about valorant and fortnite so i cant say anything about who he mains 😞

he probably curses the fuck out of his teammates and gets banned like every month cuz of his super offensive words 💀

he's that type of streamer who's extremely problematic but you still want to watch him bc he's also super entertaining 😒

his smp streams are the most popular

he argues with deuce often because he kept taking deuces diamonds

"I FINALLY FOUND ONE WHY DID YOU TAKE IT" "geez i just need it for my sword and i only took some" "ITS THE FIFTH TIME THIS MONTH ACE GIVNEITBEBEJFIFRI"

he surprisingly has a lot of followers

ugh

half of the reason why he's popular because of clips of him raging bc he lost to children on roblox "longest answers wins"

everytime he loses he opens voice chat and starts yelling at the children

some kids talk back to him so it's just..

stupid 🧍

its either he got so mad and left the game or he curses the kid out of the game

he once rage quitted so HARD he slammed his keyboard that it broke and even slightly cracked his monitor 💀

i feel like he'd get so mad if he loses to a girl in a game of valorant

no...NO...NO!!!!!!!! i-i lost to a FEMALE 🤢🤢!!! DISGUSTING!!!! -ace trappola

probably got edited into a sad edit audio before

he reacted to almost every video under the audio, made fun of them, then got sick of his own voice 🧍

everytime he plays a horror game he goes "oh i wont scream only pussies screams im a man"

first minor jumpscare he hit a high note

he kept trying to convince chat he did not get scared and became ariana grande for a split second

he just gives up trying to convince everyone he didnt scream after the tenth jumpscare

with (name)!

they met through deuce

became pretty good friends after playing a few games together

ended up joining his and deuces smp server

and started to show up on his stream sometimes

everytime the three of them plays together they had to babysit adeuce

because of that chat just started calling ace "baby ace"

he doesn't appreciate that

so he stopped arguing with deuce too often and (name) is finally relieved

once he decided to do a crafting stream cuz (name)s visiting in person

they were making 5 minutes crafts products.

everything was tested on ace

chat has took multiple screenshots of him wearing those stupid stuff

(name) has changed their every social media profile into a screenshot of ace wearing a stupid 5 minutes crafts product

he's starting to find it kinda funny now

"hey, (name). change your profile picture... it's getting so ridiculous im starting to find myself funny."

deuce spade !

he does bike streams!

he puts a monitor on his helmet everytime he goes out on a ride on his blastcycle and streams them

occasionally has someone behind him and it's either ace or epel

with epel the stream is very nice since their conversation is really wholesome

and if it's with ace..

well uh

ace would scream, deuce would scream back

and it becomes a bass booted stream of two guys screaming at each other

also when deuce turns back while arguing with ace all the chat can see is

new ace_trappola meme

as stated in ace's part he also does gaming streams

the smp streams with ace and sometimes aiming games

he goes on cater's stream sometimes

probably got dressed up as a magical girl once in cater's stream

just that alone got him LOTS of followers

his chat are so nice too

they love him, he loves them

he really appreciates his chat

actually gets a lot of fan mails 🤧

he has like 26 streams of him unboxing fan mails

probably got emotional once while unboxing and cried

got the whole chat panicking 😭

overall a wholesome biker guy that streams 🥰

with (name)!

appears in most of his chat/game streams

in the smp streams they usually exchange super valuable stuff in private

their houses in minecraft are connected while ace's is isolated

chat finds their friendship absolutely adorable

in one of their streams, where (name) went to his house, they decided to watch those brain riddle videos (specifically the ones from bright side)

it's just a dumb & dumber combo trying to solve the riddles

when they actually got one right (which is the last one) they got so happy and (name) just straight up tackled deuce to the ground

deuce hit his head very hard on the ground and his earphones snapped 💀

he uh

fainted for a bit 💀

(name) thought they committed a murder and BEGGED the chat to not report this to the police..

he woke up after like 10 seconds 💥

they just sat there for a minute staring at the camera with the broken earphones on the table 💀

then they ended the stream, after a day that clip of (name) tackling deuce and deuce fainting went viral 💀

well they basically flew so

"ahh.. every viral clip of me is so embarrassing!.. well, at least it was fun, hehe."

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stemmmm · 1 month

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mistria thots now that im a little ways into summer

first of all, took fucking forever, but thats because i go to bed at the absolute last second nearly every single day. and on that note, i feel like every single day is a frantic rush to run around and do the dozens of different daily things there are that there's never enough time for. I dont mind not having enough time in the day to do everything. that's very reasonable. but there's a ton to do, and the map is very large and i have to run very quickly to cover it all, and if i want to fish at all or go into the mines, that's my whole day. and up till now there's always been 5 quests of varying importance going on at once. and it's all quite exhausting. i'm still playing, but frankly the pace of everything has made me quite tired of it. i have to slow down and i have slowed down, but it doesn't feel great because there's a dozen season exclusive collectables that i've missed out on and other main quests that i could be doing things to progress and- and- and-! i'm sure you get my point. it's not relaxing, at least not for me. yes, this game is meant to be played for multiple in-game years, but that doesn't quell the FOMO, especially since i have no idea how much more content this early access version still has. who knows if i see the other seasons before i run out of plot.

before the end of spring I already had 2 cows and 2 chickens and basically enough money that i won't need to farm again for a while before i imagine it'll run out, because you get a lot of cash and very little to spend it on that matters. there's a shitload of recipes and cosmetics but i'm here for gameplay, baby. i'm not touching that. the only thing worth spending money on in that sense is pre-smithed tools, but I can make them myself extremely easily. i also have no need to cook because foodstuff is given as rewards for tons of things and there's multiple spots in the world that return energy for free, and now i have 2 slots for a spell that restores my health, with a bunch of potions that restore the slots i found before i even had magic, and i still have free bath-house trips to restore health too, so even though i run out of stamina just about every day, i hardly ever feel it. the time remains the most challenging thing to deal with.

on a more positive note, the animals are really cute. kind of weird you don't have to milk the cows, but i do understand the decision because that process gets tedious and makes me not engage with cows either. im looking forward to when i get their hearts high enough that i can do the breeding mechanics, because that's pretty new to games like this afaik.

i also.... really hope the festivals that come in other seasons have more going on because the spring one was really, really bad. it's just nothing.

on characters, i still dont have super strong feelings for any of them because they are by and large, flat tropes that i don't really like. i haven't done much with them, so most are only just starting to get to single heart relationship level from just semi-regularly talking to them. paying attention to their schedules to get to know them hasnt really been a thing between the map telling me where they are and everyone usually always being inside the inn whenever i need to find them. haven't seen any events yet afaik, unless those are tied to the request board.

and speaking of the request board and events tied to it! it is nice and convenient that the special requests are the means by which you trigger events. like usually you have to walk up to whoevers quest it was to trigger the event, so events are opt-in, can be at any time, and triggered anywhere you find the person. it does lose any element of surprise though. i like wandering into an area and something triggers out of seemingly nowhere, but i understand that system has... a lot of inconvenient flaws that i myself have been burned by before. tough problem to solve. this method is fine enough.

so uhh!! that's all i can think of for now! fine game, not really set up in a way that works well for people like me who have to do every single thing immediately. fortunately, no one else has to play like this because they are my own neuroses and nothing built into the game itself. i recommend everyone else play this slowly if they play it at all, and itd probably be more fun.

#m.txt #hm posting #fields of mistria

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stuck-in-the-ghost-zone · 3 months

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MAC HI don't mind me i just finished the genloss founders cut and im putting my ful lreview in ur inbox bc u said u weren't gonna watch it i think but i want 2 share my thoughts with someone who will not rip me to shreds for criticizing it even slightly <3

OK. I'M NOT GONNA LIE. IT KINDA SLAPPED. maybe i just think it was really good in comparison to the original four hours of streams that dragged on. i honestly thought the original streams of genloss were longer but NO all three streams add up to about four hours???? it just felt so much longer when i originally watched it i guess!!! u can understand why i am sure. but the founders cut was like two and a half and oh my goddddd cutting out a lot of it made such a huge difference. holy shit. like i definitely did get bored and skip through a little bit but honestly i didn't skip through much!! every time i got to a part where i was like "oh fuck not THIS bit that goes on for 30-45 minutes god dammit" it ended up being like maybe ten minutes at most which was SUCH A GODSEND. i am delighted to report that they cut the half hour cooking bit in the first episode down to like 7-8 minutes <3 the best surprise ranboo could have given me tbh. like with the way things were cut down and framed differently i actually laughed at a couple points????? WILD. did not think i would find any genuine comedy here. lowkey there were points that were funny. insane

honestly with the unfunny bits being cut down, it actually let the slightly more serious lore bits shine more, and the payoff for when it got to the third episode felt SO much more deserved. like. the original streams i'd probably give a 3/10 collectively and that's being generous but i would unironically say the founder's cut deserves like a 7/10. maybe a 7.5 if i found it in myself to ignore the bad special effects. (there was still plenty of bad comedy ngl i still don't know why charlie slimecicle's face was superimposed on a towel. that scene was nothing. it was literally nothing. they could have removed it and it would change nothing but they kept it in idk why)

ANYWAY. if they had released genloss like this first maybe i would unironically be a fan of it now. tbh. i would still be making fun of the bad comedy and the horror that was barely horror but i think i would actually be like participating in the fandom a lil and i would probably find it in me to find some charm in the bad special effects. all in all Not Bad!! not good, but not like actively bad. ofc im still running on the adrenaline of the ending because episode 3 was objectively the best out of them all so maybe my perception is skewed but. kinda decent. 7/10 👍 anyway i hope ur havin a good day i hope to finish pd season one soon over the next couple days!!!!!

taking the cowards route and putting my thoughts under the cut bc a lot of my mutuals these days really enjoy genloss and i don't want them to be mad at me

(genloss crit/neg/whatever under the cut)

dude this makes me so unironically sad . why the FUCK was genloss what it was the first time around when this was obviously the better route to go from the very beginning. I am still staunchly in my "I don't like genloss" position but. I DID WATCH IT. i sat through ALL of the original streams and it was so miserable for me. im not going 2 watxh the directors cut or whatever bc i dont hate myself enough to sit through all of that again but i trust your opinion!! if only it would've been planned out thought out prerecorded videos from the start I also probably would not hate it as much as I do!!! maybe I even would've liked it !!! (<< not likely bc i do have Other Issues with it than just the fact that it was too long too unfunny too unfocused etc whatever im getting into hater territory sorry. always welcome 2 genloss fans to try to explain to my why its Good Actually so i can recommend them actual horror media)

like . the streams added absolutely NOTHING to it other than that final choice scene or whatever. and even if they wanted to do that still u know what would've been an awesome smart choice??? prerecord and edit the whole thing and then premiere THAT video on twitch- then when it comes time for the final choice you can still have people vote!! then you can have two separate endings prepared based on which way the vote was swaying. like. its that easy. it would've made the whole experience so much more enjoyable . ughhghghg the fucking wasted potential on HOURS of unfunny badly improvved bits is so devastating

personally I still cant excuse the bad effects considering the amount of times ranboo bragged about the genloss budget like. maybe you should've used your resources better and also if it would've just been prerecorded from the start things wouldn't look as rushed as they did but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ what do I know !!

anyway I'm so glad this version was better but for me it will always ALWAYS be tainted by the . misery I felt while watching the streams lmaoooo . I wanted to like genloss so bad. I tried so hard. head in hands !!!!!!!!!!!

#god. nothing will ever beat the TWO YEARS of absolute nothing after genloss was announced and just.#people making fanart of what they thought it Could be. real genloss WISHES it had even a fraction of early fantheory genloss.#genloss crit #genloss neg #<< sorry 2 my jrwi overlap mutuals please dont be mad at me #i already have sooooo many people who have me blocked bc of my genloss opinions. lmao. sorry #asks #friends!!!#long post #anachronistic-falsehood

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ireneispunk · 1 year

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eddie headcannons for living in present day

a few headcannons i thought of for being eddie's partner in the present day! these are my own thoughts, if you think of any others feel free to add them to the comments!

these are writted with eddie having a femme partner, but no pronouns are used so anyone can enjoy!

content warnings: lots of fluff, no smut, semi implied though(?), occasional use of y/n

would 100% play world of warcraft, complains about how expensive it is but still never lets his subscription run out every month

would drag you into every warhammer store looking for figurines for d&d

IS a reddit user but purely for d&d map inspiration and r/babygoats

still has the exact same music taste and says “back in my day we listened to-"

also claims to hate nu metal but sneaks in an occasional deftones song

hairstyle would be really similar but probably more of a long wolf cut to modernise it

loves the cinema for new movies but pirates everything else

corroded coffin is more successful than it was in the 80s, but they’re still not ‘famous’

makes youtube videos with tutorials on how to play songs on guitar and gets 10 views per video. he still enjoys it anyway

still chooses to pick you wildflowers instead of grocery store ones because he thinks their more special (even if they’re from rich peoples lawns)

still deals but only to a select few and close friends

goes to as many metal shows as he can; whether it’s for his favourite band or an up and comer he’s never heard of

he has just 3 spotify playlists, 1 is metal and the other is more chilled out rock. the third is music he knows you likes that he’s sure to put on when you’re over (also curses out the spotify adverts but refuses to pay for it)

D&D is still one of his favourite hobbies of course. he grew up playing in the only D&D shop near hawkins called ‘the forge’ his charisma made him great friends amongst the other players there and soon enough after her had a few campaigns under his belt, it was his turn to DM

is honestly a bit of a fussy eater, but anything you order or make that he hasn’t tried yet he always asks to try and realises he likes a lot more than he thought

would have a lot more tattoos and would volunteer as a practice sheet for tattoo apprentice friends

uses incense in his room, he says it’s to mask the weed smell but you’d noticed him deeply sniffing his favourite scents in the store

likes his cheap cologne, and loves it when he smells it on you the next morning

facetiming you when he sees a cool rock/tree/dog/straycat/funny looking cloud, mainly to see your face scrunch up into a laugh at the ridiculous thing he’s called you for

uses the same password for everything

has maybe 4 additional apps on his phone to the default ones. his favourite would be locket widget so you “have to see my face no matter where you look.”

does have social media but definitely posts annually and it’s either you, corroded coffin or some swanky new dice

only follows you and matthew mercer on social media too

likes natures documentaries and sniffles a lot when the buffalo gets eaten by lions, and when the lions DONT get any buffalo to eat

loves getting you small inexpensive gifts, your favourite chocolate or drink, a little trinket for your bedside table, mostly cards with two animals in love on it

laying inbetween his legs with your back against his chest as he teaches you how to roll his cigarettes, they were terrible of course but he loved watching your brows furrowed in concerntration smacking his hand away any time he tried to help

also! would use menthol filters for his cigarettes ever since you mentioned how much you love the minty tobacco taste left on his lips, “doubles up as a breath mint too!” eddie would wink at you.

he wasn’t very good at cooking but he loved helping you and doesn’t want you to feel pressured to cook for him. takes any chance he can to make you food he knows how to make, usually toast and fruit juice in bed served with a kiss

LOVES makeup shopping with you, no matter your style of makeup alternative or not, he’s so intrigued about the different kinds and always wants to treat you. “$10 for a skinny crayon? that’s daylight robbery!”. he still begged you later that day to turn him into gene simmons

still got weird stares out in public even in our time but he thrived whenever you visited bigger cities with more diversity

playing any kind of multiplayer game together. left 4 dead 2, borderlands, halo, divinity 2; eddie didn’t care what it was as long as he could spend the time with you (as long as you promised not to tell people he married harvey playing stardew valley)

also! screaming and swearing and crying of laughter playing overcooked, resulting in lots of playful fights and kisses

watching the whole lord of the rings trilogy extended cut in one session, “ed’s it’s NINE hours, you said it was only 3 films!” you huffed looking at the box set his uncle had bought him years ago. “nine hours that will change the rest of your life y/n.” he smiled dramatically inserting the dvd. he was right of course 9 hours later there you were gripping eddies hand so hard as tears burned into the corners of your eyes. eddie spent the last 9 hours glancing between the action of the movie darting back to your face to enjoy your reaction, ‘my friends, you bow to no-one’ aaragon announced on the tv, you clenched your eyes shut as tears flooded down your cheeks and a quiet sob escaped your lips. eddie whipped his head to yours concern written all over his face, cupping your cheep with his large ringed hand. “everyone bowed for THEM, the HOBBITS eddie!” you choked as the soft violin music playinf already felt nostalgic. eddie pulled you close, nose bumping against yours and wipes away your tears with his thumb and pressing kisses to your reddened cheeks. “i told you doll, life changing” he sighed, knowing full well he could shed a tear at how involved with his favourite series you were.

if you were ever doing anything stood up eddie would always come up behind you and snake his arms around your waist and give your butt a small squeeze with both of his hands, you’d squeak in surprise every time before leaning back into eddie as he held you. you walked out of yours and eddies room one morning to see him facing away from you at the kitchen counter wearing nothing butt black boxer shorts as he poured some juice. you sneaked as best you could on your creaky floorboards before reaching each hand out onto eddies butt and give it a big squeeze. he let out a high pitch ‘EEEHH’ as you did spilling some apple juice onto the counter before looking out you with a false scowl. “only i get to do that.” he huffed pretending he didn’t enjoy it whilst he pale cheeks simultaneously tinted a shade of pink.

this! evolved into giving each other a light smack on the butt whenever you walked past each other, your hands lingered a little longer on him when he wore his jeans because wow, did he look good in them and vice versa when you wore… well pretty much anything -more often than not this leading to more heavy petting-

pda kinda guy, but more so handholding, having an arm over your shoulder, rubbing his hands up and down yours arms aimlessly, kissing you on the cheek and dramatically kissing your knuckles and bowing, making your cheeks flare up

eddie giving you driving lessons even though he’s not a great driver himself

if people don't hate this i might make a part 2 if i come up with more ideas + plus any that others suggest

♡ irene

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davris morning routine hcs?

YOU CAUGHT ME OFF GUARD I WAS PLAYING MINECRAFT cracks my knuckles. this kinda turned into sleeping habit and self care hcs as a whole sorry not sorry -vriska is not a night owl or a morning person but she IS a long and heavy sleeper. do not wake her up before she is good and ready or you WILL get torn a new asshole bare minimum. if the verbal lashing does not work she will escalate immediately and directly to grievous bodily harm -dave is probably the only person who can manage this without dying but even THEN he would much rather get on her ass about going to sleep on time than get on her ass about getting up in the morning -dave is a much lighter sleeper and honestly naturally a nap guy. i think on a genetic level the strilondes dont sleep long even when they DO manage to sleep (dirk and rose are notorious insomniacs) but i dont think dave really minds it -nobody knows when he sleeps but he does! hes just Constantly Around -this was only further reinforced by living with bro and being trained and all that jazz so daves sort of got a built in alarm clock (lol time player) -in that vein dave can kinda predict when vriska is gonna be up based on what time shes gone to sleep so he can be in and out of the bathroom before she needs to be in there which is. a very very good thing -i think dave was a lot more anal (and anxious) about what he looked like when he was a teen (to the point of being unable to leave the house if his hair wasnt JUST right) but hes way more lax about it now -that being said i also dont think hes gone fully curly girl now that hes okay with his hair having a single iota of texture whatsoever. he just combs it into the style he wants it to dry in and lets nature take the wheel after that (its very soft and vriska LOVES to touch and tousle it) -he MAYBE uses a light pomade while wet if anything but thats only if he NEEDS his hair to stay nice all day -vriska on the other hand. woo buddy. -depending on how im feeling about her styling, shes either full 17 step curly hair routine or blowdried + straightened + hairsprayed until its crunchy even if her hair is naturally already straight -like im sorry shes SO emo -i think a lot of that stemmed from the sort of persona she put on to protect herself that ended up becoming her taste Anyway -the full face of makeup + done hair carries a very Intentional feeling that makes her seem a little less off the wall, has-no-clue-what-shes-doing than she really IS -ultimately its about control! having more control over the interpersonal dynamics and the flow of things based on the kind of assumptions people make about her based on the way she presents herself -dave was doing his similarly insane hair routine at 13 14 15 for the same exact reasons -dont let her fool you though its all smoke and mirrors -when she was in her teens it was definitely a full coverage foundation + powder foundation + pencil liner for EVERYTHING situation and loads of dark eyeshadow -in her adulthood though i think shed be alright with like. a much more lightweight base like bbcream or even just concealer in spots for daily wear and she saves the full face beat for more special occasions like dates and shit -as much as i think dave finds later on in life that he actually kinda enjoys cooking, hes not up making a Full Breakfast every day -theyre both perfectly fine with like. toast and microwave breakfast sausage to eat -vriska however is not to be trusted with the stove. she sucks SO bad at cooking save for the few dishes shes ruined enough times that shes got the experience to do it right -both of them are horrible caffeine fiends. they will drink soda or energy drinks with breakfast and then wonder why their fucking stomachs hurt later -i think in the case of NEEDING caffeine vriska is much more varied in her intake sources--energy drinks, soda, coffee, and tea are all viable options depending on how much energy she feels she needs -dave though... he feels like the "starts with an energy drink and only drinks other stuff when he has a craving" kinda guy

-though maybe thats the raging adhd you tell me -their bed is almost never ever made and both of them live in organized chaos. whether or not they ENJOY the chaos is a different story entirely -vriska is a blanket hog AND a pillow hog so they eventually had to settle on each having their own blankets -vriska loathes mint toothpaste and dave is a cinnamon toothpaste guy so you can imagine how much of a eureka moment vriska had the first time she spent the night -and yes that means she was just bearing with the mint because she had no clue there was any other option -uhhhhh i cant think of much else more on this topic i hope u enjoyed <3

#homestuck #dave strider #vriska serket #vriska #davris #davevris #we8comic #ironies in the fire #q+a with vel #Anonymous #I THINK THAT ONE GOT A LITTLE AWAY FROM ME #i had to wrack my brain about morning routines because im not consistent at all with mine #ANYWAY THESE ARE FUN!!! ive actually not thought about some of this stuff a lot so #its kinda interesting to see what bubbles up out of my brain when im presented with an angle i never considered hee hee #dont ask me about the weird gap in the text block. i literally cannot post it without it

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The Better Man | Chapter 5

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Content/Warnings: NSFW, minors do not interact, PTSD symptoms, mutual pining, mutual masturbation, just a lot of angst

A/N: This chapter has a lot of plot development and took a lot out of me! I want to thank @mrsackermannx @youre-ackermine and @dont-f-with-moogles for their help and support. <3

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“Survey Corps incoming! Open the gate!” one of The Garrison yells from the top of the wall.

“Mr. Meyer, The Corps is returning. I’ll be right back,” you say as you wipe your hands on your apron before taking it off. Your new job as a baker’s assistant was a lucky find; it kept you busy while Lars was away and Mr. Meyer, the owner, always let you take time off to see Lars return.

“Of course, y/n, go welcome back that husband of yours. I hope this was a more successful mission.”

You run through the winding roads of Trost until you get to the city square; the same routine you’ve had after every Survey Corps expedition for over two years. Some returns are more successful than others, but the results are often the same: a little knowledge gained, but at the cost of so many lives.

Lars has survived fourteen expeditions so far, along with his long-time comrades Gunther, Eld, and of course, Levi. Rarely do corpsmen survive more than ten - a true testament to their skill. But a soldier doesn’t survive that many missions without it having an effect on them; it leaves scars on their body and their mind, and Lars was no exception to this.

Looking back, you should have noticed the slight changes even during those first expeditions. Lars cared deeply about others, so when a comrade would die during a mission, even if they weren’t part of his squad, it hit him especially hard. “If Levi or I would have been there, we could have saved them,” he’d lament. You’d try to use those moments to get him to leave the Corps, as Levi had suggested, but every time he’d refuse. “I dedicated my heart to this cause,” he’d say, “I’m not giving up.”

A few days rest and relaxation with you was often just the medicine Lars needed to bring him back to his normal self. Trost was a lonely place without him, and so you treasured the times when he was able to be with you. Even the simple things, like cooking dinner, were more special in his presence. His arm would wrap around your waist while you were at the stove. “I’m so glad I’ve survived another day so I can come home to you,” he would say, giving you a kiss on the neck.

But as time went on and a year turned into two, he stopped telling you about the missions and the friends he’d lost. He started staying longer at HQ rather than return home during his leave periods, and when he did come home, he would go out drinking with his comrades. It almost seemed as if he was uncomfortable being alone with you; when you two were finally with each other, all he wanted to do was sleep or read.

Nighttime was even more difficult. Sometimes he’d wake in a cold sweat, calling out a comrade’s name. You’d hold him until he fell back asleep. And this was one of the only times lately that he even wanted to be close to you. He would often bristle at your touch, and on the rare times he’d have sex with you, he felt distant, as if his mind was in a completely different place.

The light that used to shine so brightly around Lars had started to fade.

But he was your husband; you promised to support him through good times and bad.

And so before every expedition, you watched the two men you love ride out that gate, praying for them both to return. Because through all this, you’d never really forgotten about Levi. Of course, you knew things were over between the two of you and you rarely said anything to him other than a greeting or cordial conversation, but it seethed under the surface: a stolen glance in your direction, feeling your stomach turn in knots as he stood next to you, talking to a comrade. Lars was the man of your heart, but Levi was never far from your mind.

Hearing the horses and wagons approaching, you wait, once again hoping that Lars and Levi are safe and unharmed.

_____

You’re closing up the pub and wiping down the bar when you see a familiar figure in the doorway. It’s been almost a year since your first date with Lars, and in that time, you’ve become more and more fond of him. He’s kind, considerate, and treats you with respect. Although he obviously has had feelings for you since the beginning, he’s never forced you to make any decisions about your growing relationship; it’s all happened slowly, organically.

Your days don’t often coincide: he’s training in the mornings and afternoons and you work at night, but whenever he can escape the base he waits for you and walks you home. “It’s too dangerous for you to walk by yourself,” he’ll insist, and you’ll reply that you’ve been taking care of yourself for much longer than you’ve known him.

“True, but..I’m here now. And you’re too precious for anything bad to happen to you.”

Sometimes you’d walk together aimlessly through the streets, ending up outside of town and sitting and talking until the sun came up. One evening, as he gently held your hand and told you about his four other siblings, you moved closer to him and laid your head on his shoulder. You felt his strong arm wrap around you and his head lean on top of yours.

“Y/n, I think I might be falling in lo-”

You sit up to look at him, stopping him mid-sentence. “Lars…I care for you - a lot - but I’m not ready for that kind of confession,” you tell him as you place your hands in his. “I just need some time.”

Lars is surprised at first, but then gives you his boyish smile. “Of course. I’ll wait for you, as long as it takes.”

And that is what Lars did. You would see other women flirt with him, but his eyes never swayed away from you. And the way he would look at you - it made your heart skip a beat. He made you feel important and precious.

But most of all, he made you feel loved.

It’s been three months since that initial confession and he’s still here, waiting for you as he always does. You look up and smile; you hadn’t seen him for over a week and you missed him.

“Finally,” you tease, throwing your rag on the bar and taking off your apron, “It’s been so long, I thought you’d forgotten about me.”

“Y/n, you know that’s impossible,” he replies, as you walk over to hug him and give him a quick kiss. “Now, let’s get out of here. I’ve got something planned.”

You raise your eyebrow. “And what would that be?”

“You’ll see soon enough. But we have to hurry or we’ll miss it.”

Lars hoists himself up on his horse, then puts out his hand. You look at him suspiciously, then grab his hand as he lifts you up. You wrap your arms around him and he rides through the street.

“Where are we going?”

Lars looks back at you but says nothing as he continues to ride out of town. The further you go, the more the horse’s pace quickens. Soon, the forest surrounding Jinae clears into the most beautiful meadow. Lars helps you off his horse and you look around. The full moon casts a cool glow over the landscape of rolling hills and as you look up, you see an endless amount of stars.

“It’s beautiful out here,” you exclaim.

“Just wait…you haven’t seen nothing yet.”

You both look up at the sky and after a few minutes, there’s a light that glitters across the sky. Then three. Then more and more until the sky is showered in glittering light.

“What…What is this?” you ask, amazed.

“It’s a phenomenon that happens every ten years, or so I’ve been told,” Lars answers. “Scientists aren’t quite sure what causes it, but they call them ‘falling stars’.”

Lars looks at you lovingly. “It’s such a rare event..I wanted to share it with you. Because I love you.”

He grabs your hands and you look up at him. “I’ve loved you from the moment I set eyes on you, but I think you already know that.”

You're speechless and your heart feels like it’s going to beat out of your chest. You listen to Lars’ confession, but this time, you don’t stop him.

“I’ve been selected to join a new squad being developed in The Survey Corps: the Special Operations Squad. I will be relocating to the main headquarters near Trost next month.”

“Oh…so you’re leaving.” You assume this is his way of telling you goodbye. Your heart sinks - yet again, you’re being left behind.

“I am, but I want you to come with me.”

His eyes sparkle. “I don’t want to lose you, y/n. Will you marry me?”

Your eyes widen into saucers. You were not expecting this. “Marry you?”

“I know, it’s sudden and I would never want to pressure you. But I can’t imagine living my life without you by my side. These last few months, I’ve felt that more and more. I know my line of work is dangerous, but I will fight every day to stay alive - to protect humanity and most of all, to protect you.”

He loves you. He wants to protect you. You’ve heard this before, from another man you once loved.

You’ve been resisting the fact that you’ve fallen in love with Lars, for fear of forgetting Levi and the promises made to him. But Levi is gone. He’s never coming back.

And Lars is here, alive, offering you his hand and his love.

“Yes..” you answer quietly, “yes, Lars. I’ll marry you.”

“I’m not perfect, and honestly, I don’t think I deserve you; but I love you and I promise to be a good partner, no matter what happens in life.”

He cups your cheek with his hand. “Noone’s perfect. Your imperfections are what make you the person you are,” he moves closer, “the woman I love, with my whole heart.”

Your lips meet, and he kisses you under the shower of shooting stars.

_____

You wait in the city center, as you always do, and soon you see the wagons of injured followed by the rest of the Corps. There don’t seem to be many in the wagons and most are in good spirits.

As you walk through the crowd, you see two of Lars’ comrades. Petra and Oluo are the newest members, who joined a few months ago. For the most part, the Levi Squad has been successful at keeping each other alive and being able to manage the most difficult of titans.

“Petra, Oluo, welcome back. So glad to see you both safe,” you look around, “have you seen Lars?”

Petra gets off her horse. “I think he’s with Levi. They’re both getting treated for some injuries.”

They both see the sudden concern in your eyes. “It’s nothing big. I don’t think anything can kill those two,” Oluo reassures.

You give them a worried smile as you rush into the hospital, where you find them both sitting uncomfortably as a doctor finishes up putting some stitches in Lars’ arm.

A nurse blocks your way. “You’re not supposed to be in here, ma’am.”

You ignore her warnings and push past her as you walk straight over to the two men.

When Levi sees you nearly tackle through the nursing staff, the corners of his mouth raise into the tiniest smile. You never did let people stand in your way.

“Are you two ok? What happened?” You ask both of them. You see a bandage on Levi’s head, under the fringe of his hair and you reach out to get a better look. He flinches, but this is the first time in over two years that he’s felt the touch of your hand. His cheeks blush slightly.

“We’re fine, just a few stitches on my forehead, and your dumbass husband was trying to play the hero again and almost got eaten.”

Lars grins. “Hey, it worked though. And Oluo was in a pinch.”

You wait until the doctor makes the last stitch and wraps the bandages around Lars’ arm before you place your hand on his.

“I’m just glad you’re alright,” you say, relieved.

He pulls his hand back almost immediately. “I’m good.” Your eyes show concern and shock at his blunt reaction, and his voice softens. “Why don’t you go back to work? I’ll be back home tonight.” His voice has a forced reassurance to it.

Levi sees the hurt in your eyes at Lars’ curt reply and can feel the tension between you. Then you put on a smile that he knows is covering up your true feelings.

“Of course, darling. I’ll have dinner waiting for you.” You hesitantly move closer to kiss Lars on the cheek, which he concedes to reluctantly. Your fake smile disappears for a moment, but comes back when you look at Levi. “Captain..” is all you can say before you stand up and leave.

Gunther, Eld, Petra, and Oluo pass you in the hallway as they enter the treatment room.

“Of all the people to be injured, I never thought it’d be your two,” Gunther chides as he sits next to Lars.

“Tch, I wouldn’t count either of us as injured, but Erwin insists we follow protocol,” Levi says, crossing his arms.

“You scared me there for a minute though, Lars. Don’t do that again!” Petra says, punching him in his uninjured arm.

“Ow! Maybe if you were as cruel to the titans as you are to me, your kill count would be higher.”

Levi notices a change in Lars as he’s talking to Petra and the others. His face lights up and he’s lively again; a drastic difference to how he behaved with you. It concerns him.

“Oi, let’s get out of here and back to headquarters. You all deserve some rest,” he looks at Lars. “And you - go home to your wife. We can unload without you.”

“But Captain, that’s not fair of me to~”

“That’s an order,” Levi says sternly.

He doesn’t know what is going on with you two, but he does know that how Lars treated you wasn’t right. The least he can do is force the idiot to go home and take care of you.

_____

As you prepare dinner, you think about Lars’ behavior towards you. He’s been acting distant for a while, and you’re embarrassed he acted that way in front of Levi. You don’t want him knowing there’s tension between you two, but Levi is incredibly perceptive.

An hour goes by, then two, as you sit at the table waiting for your husband. Finally, he comes through the door. You stand up and he walks over to kiss you on the cheek. He smells of alcohol.

“Where have you been? I made dinner but it’s probably cold by now.”

“I stopped by the pub to see a few friends. I hadn’t been by for a while so I wanted to prove that I was still alive,” he replies nonchalantly.

“You should have come by here first, then I could have gone with you.” You try to disguise your frustration with an optimistic tone.

“Naw, you wouldn’t have enjoyed it.” He grabs a piece of bread and walks toward the washroom. “Oof…I really need to take a bath,” he remarks as he closes the door.

You heat some water on the stove, then knock on the door of the washroom. As you fill up the bathtub, Lars takes off his clothes. There are bruises across his chest, arms, and legs from the ODM straps, which now seem to be a permanent part of his body. Lars notices you looking at the stitched gash on his bicep. “I had a bit of a close call with a titan and he almost got my arm. But it’s just a flesh wound.”

He eases his body into the hot, steaming water. “I got lucky.”

You sit next to the tub, taking a soapy wash rag and rubbing it over his chest. “Luck has nothing to do with it. You’re a skilled Corpsman.”

“Lots of skilled Corpsmen get eaten out there every mission. It’s just not my time yet.”

There’s a tone of morbidity in his voice, so unlike the Lars you met in that tavern in Jinae four years ago.

“Hey…why don’t we get out of the city for a bit. Maybe take a trip out to the countryside, just the two of us.”

“That sounds nice, but I only have one day of leave, then I’ll have to get back to headquarters. Commander Smith wants to update us on some new research Squad Leader Zoe has been doing. I really can’t miss that.”

“Right.” You push the disappointment down. “Of course, you can’t miss that.”

You give Lars some privacy as he finishes his bath, and he eventually enters the bedroom where you are reading a book by candlelight. He gets into the covers next to you.

“Are you liking that book I got you?” He asks, plumping his pillow.

“I am, but I didn’t think it was going to get so sad so quickly.”

“It really does, but the characters are interesting.”

You talk about the book and for the first time in so long, you two are connecting over a common interest. You’ve been so starved for his attention, you suck up every morsel of conversation. For a moment, you see a glimpse of the old Lars.

You close your book and put it on the bed stand, shifting in the bed. Your nightshirt falls off your shoulder as you cup his face with your hand.

“Lars…I’ve missed you so much,” you whisper and then kiss his lips gently. It takes him a moment, but soon he’s leaning into your touch and his tongue enters your mouth. The kisses are gentle and apprehensive, but filled with longing. In your over eagerness, you move your hands from his face to his chest. When you get to his crotch, he takes your hand and moves his lips away from yours.

“Y/n…I can’t. I’m just….I’m so tired. I really need to get some sleep, ok?” He says as he takes your hand and places it on your lap. “I’m sorry.”

He kisses you, puts out the candle next to the bed and rolls over, his back facing you.

Rejected, you lie down and pull the covers tightly, biting your bottom lip to keep from crying. Tomorrow’s a new day, you tell yourself. It’ll be better tomorrow.

Lars spends the following day with you, as promised; you take a walk through the market and have lunch in your favorite park. Lars even holds your hand, but none of it feels real. It’s as if you’re both wearing masks, pretending that everything’s fine. You and he both know it’s a facade, but neither of you are willing to cross that line and talk about your feelings.

To be honest, you’re afraid of what you might find should you dig deeper. Perhaps Lars is falling out of love with you. Maybe he finally sees you for who you really are: just an underground rat who won’t amount to anything. Will he leave you, just like Levi did? Are you destined to be rejected by everyone you love?

So you pretend that everything’s fine. And when it’s time for Lars to return to Headquarters, you hug him tightly and tell him you love him.

“I’ll be waiting for you to come home, Lars. I’ll always…be here…no matter what,” you reassure him, hoping to see or feel the old Lars. The man you fell in love with.

You feel his arms wrap around you, while his chest rises and falls with a deep sigh. “Y/n, I..” he pauses. “I’ll be back soon. Don’t worry.” Then he lets go of you and walks out the door.

_____

It’s unseasonably hot for late autumn, and going through training exercises feels especially difficult, even for the Special Operations Squad. Levi gives them a few minutes rest while he resets the mannequins from the tree tops. Below, Lars and Gunther sit beneath a large pine tree.

“What’s going on with you today, Lars? You seem distracted,” Gunther asks.

“I don’t know…,” Lars sighs, leaning against the rough trunk of the tree, “things between me and y/n have been difficult lately.”

“You had a fight?”

“No, nothing like that. I just…can’t talk with her anymore. I want to, but the things I’ve seen…that I’ve done. It’s hard to talk about. And even if I did tell her, I don’t think she’d understand.”

Standing on a tree limb high above, Levi can hear the conversation. He stops what he’s doing as Lars continues.

“I come home, after seeing friends and comrades die, and I’m just supposed to flip a switch to be happy and act like everything’s fine? I can’t do that. And when she tries to connect with me, for some reason it just makes me more pissed off.” Lars leans his head into his hands and massages his temples. “I wish I could talk to her like I can talk with you, or Petra, or anybody else on the squad.”

Gunther leans back on his forearms, eyes looking out into the distance. “Lars, how can she understand if you don’t tell her? This life has got to be hard for her too. She loves you. Give her a chance.”

“You’re right. It just feels like…the longer I’m with the Squad and fighting outside the walls, the less I feel connected to her.”

“It probably feels that way because you spend so much time apart from each other. Next time you’re out with all of us, you should invite her as well. You used to do that all the time back in training academy.”

Levi continues to listen from atop a tree branch. So that’s why things seemed so strained between you two, he thinks. He imagines you, patiently waiting to be loved by Lars, but each expedition keeps him further away from you mentally and physically. He wants to fly down from this tree, punch Lars in the face and tell him to get his act together and treat you the way you deserve to be treated. But then he realizes he hurt you too - he has no room to talk.

That evening, there’s a knock on Levi’s office door and Gunther enters.

“Commander Smith said that he would allow us a small party here at Headquarters in celebration of our success last expedition and to give us some down-time,” Gunther says as Levi listens intently. “I was wondering if Lars’ wife, y/n, could join us here for that weekend as well. I…think it would be good for them,” he confesses reluctantly.

Levi leans forward, in thought. “It’s unusual, but I suppose it wouldn’t hurt anything. I’ll tell the Commander you have my approval.”

As Gunther salutes and turns to walk out, Levi adds, “Shouldn’t Lars be the one asking for this?”

“He should,” Gunther admits, “but I don’t think he knows what’s good for him right now.”

So now you’ll be at Headquarters for the weekend. It’s hard for him to see you with Lars, but if it will make you happy, he’ll get through it.

_____

The following weekend, you take a carriage to Survey Corps HQ, after receiving an invitation a few days prior. There was no indication of who the sender was, but the invitation was to join a celebration for a successful mission season. You’ll take any chance you can get to spend more time with Lars, but you wonder why he wasn’t the one sending the letter, since he would have signed it if he had.

The last time you’d been to Headquarters was three years ago when you confronted Levi in his office. Well, a confrontation wasn’t all that happened that day..

..You shake the thoughts of that day from your mind. You’re not here for Levi, you’re here for Lars, you tell yourself. You’re tired of feeling so distant from his life; maybe this weekend is just the thing that will bring you back together.

That optimistic outlook takes you all the way through the gate, but quickly dissipates when you see Lars and the rest of the squad returning from training. The surprise and confusion is all over his face when he sees you.

“Hey…what..are you doing here?”

“I was invited,” you take the note out of your pocket and hand it to him, “I guess you didn’t send this.” You feel your heart drop.

“I didn’t. I had no idea you were coming.”

“…Sur..prise!” Gunther says as he steps out from the group. “I thought it’d be good for y/n to come out here and spend some time with us, all together. Weren’t you just saying that the other day, Lars?”

“Yeah..yeah, I was saying that.” He looks around at everyone, then at you. “I’m glad you’re here,” he says, as he puts his arm around you. “Let’s go get ready for this party.”

You’re given a more private room to share with Lars, away from the soldier’s quarters, and while Lars cleans up, you pace the floor. Are you even wanted here? You feel awkward, as if you’ve infringed on some kind of secret club, even though you know many of these men and women well.

But when you and he enter the canteen, there are no judgmental faces. Several comrades of Lars greet you, and you’re instantly made to feel welcome. But perhaps the most surprising thing was the change in Lars. Suddenly, that light was shining around him again, and he was laughing and telling jokes.

Cases of beer and various liquors are brought in. “Now it’s a party!” Oluo cheers.

You walk over and start to mix and serve some drinks, hoping that if you keep yourself busy you’ll be less nervous. You’re able to meet more people, which is nice since you’re often so lonely, but your whole reason for being here was to spend time with Lars, and he’s disappeared from your sight.

Just as you’re about to leave and look for him, Levi steps up to the table.

“They’ve got you working?”

“I offered. As you know, I have lots of experience making drinks.” You grab a glass. “You still prefer whiskey, neat?”

He nods. “Some things never change.”

You pour one for him and yourself. “I suppose they don’t.” You clink glasses, down yours in one shot, and immediately pour another.

“You should pace yourself.”

Down goes another one. “Consider it liquid courage. Now excuse me, I need to go find my husband.”

The soldiers have all gathered in small and large groups around the tables, laughing, singing, and some playing cards. You’re beginning to wonder if Lars left without you, but then you see him sitting at a table in the corner with Petra, Gunther, and a few others. As you start walking towards the group, you pause. Lars looks so happy, so comfortable around them; you haven’t seen him like that in months. He must have said something to make them all laugh, and you notice Petra placing her hand on his arm. It’s quickly moved, probably just a reaction to the moment, but you feel jealous.

When you join them, they’re still laughing. “Lars was just telling us about the time he and I were cadets and we snuck out of the barracks to try to use ODM gear. It was a disaster!” Gunther explains, a beer in his hand. Lars has barely recognized your presence.

“Or how about that time Lars forgot to check his gas canister before training and he slammed into the ground in mid-flight. How did you not break any bones?,” another comrade adds.

“Yeah, I think I was in the Med Hall and out like a light for a few days after that,” Lars remarks with a laugh.

“You what? When did that happen?” He’d never told you about that.

Lars brushes you off. “It was nothing..happened a while back.” His focus is back on his comrades. “What’s the big deal about a few knocks on the head anyway when you might be eaten the next day, am I right?”

You can tell from his eyes that Lars is drunk. You’re starting to feel the effects of the drinks you had as well, as your anger and frustration with his behavior towards you grows. “That’s not funny Lars. You shouldn’t joke about being killed.”

All the laughs stop as Lars looks at you. “What do you even know about it, huh? Nothing. You can’t imagine what it’s like out there, y/n. Don’t tell me what I can and can’t joke about.”

A loud clap of thunder shakes the room, and everyone looks outside the large windows as rain starts to fall.

“Dying isn’t a joke. Being hurt isn’t a joke,” you respond in a raised voice. “This isn’t like you.”

Lars barely lets you finish your remark before he’s standing up and facing you. “What does that even mean? Maybe you just don’t know me anymore.” His voice gets louder and people start to notice, including Levi. “Why are you even here tonight? This isn’t your world!”

Petra stands and puts her hand on Lars’ shoulder. “Lars, maybe you two should go talk about this someplace private..”

Months of pent-up frustration are suddenly communicated in two sentences: “Go back to Trost, y/n! I don’t need you here!”

Tears begin to form in the corners of your eyes so you turn to leave the hall as fast as you can. You’ll be damned if you cry in front of all these people. Lars doesn’t stop you.

_____

The rain is relentlessly pouring down as you walk around aimlessly. What Lars said hurt you, and now you don’t even know where he is. Maybe he’s with Petra, you think to yourself. Sadness and jealousy sting your heart, and you wonder if you should just walk in the rain back to Trost; but then you pass by the officer’s quarters and see a light in Levi’s window.

The next thing you know, you’re knocking on his door.

Levi had seen how Lars treated you at the party, and the hurt in your eyes as you stormed out. He’d wanted to run after you, to see if you were ok, but he figured Lars had found you by now and you’d already made up.

He’s starting a fire in the fireplace when he hears a light knock on his door. It’s too late for visitors, so he hesitantly opens the door to find you standing there.

His eyes widen. You’re sopping wet from head to toe, your clothes clinging to your body. With tear-stained eyes, you plead, “Levi…can I come in?”

He knows he should say no. His head is telling him that this is dangerous, but his heart..

…his heart can’t stand to see you there in so much pain. He opens the door a little wider and gestures for you to come in, checking the hallway to see if anyone might have seen you before closing and locking his door.

“What are you doing here, y/n?”

“Good question.”

“Where’s Lars?”

You scoff. “Who knows. Probably with Petra.”

He sees you shivering and hands you a blanket, which you wrap around you. “I doubt that. He just needs some time to cool off. He’ll be fine in the morning.”

“But I don’t know if I’ll be fine,” you respond, “Lars has been so…strange lately. Like a completely different person. He won’t talk to me; he barely even acknowledges me. It’s worse after every expedition.”

Levi listens as he stokes the fire. He can’t look at you right now. “Sometimes it’s hard to talk about what we see out there, y/n. Be patient with him - he’ll come around.”

“He probably has no problem talking to Petra about it. They seem so…comfortable with each other,” he can hear the jealousy in your voice. You see a bottle of whiskey on his desk and fill two glasses.

“What do you think you’re doing?” he asks.

“Getting a drink to warm me up. I figured you’d want one too.”

He can smell alcohol on you. “I think you’ve drunk enough tonight.”

“Oh please. Can you stop acting like my father and just be my friend,” you laugh, “not that my father ever cared about what I did.”

He takes the drink hesitantly. “I just don’t want you to make any decisions you’ll regret. I know what a lightweight you are.”

“Now, what possible bad decisions could I make in this room with you?” you tease, biting your bottom lip.

“After this drink, you should go. Lars will be worried,” Levi warns.

You ignore the warning. “You know, he doesn’t even want to have sex with me anymore. He doesn’t kiss me when he returns from an expedition…He won’t even touch me..” you say, slumping down on the sofa. “I just want to be touched,” you look at Levi with needy eyes, “is that so wrong.”

“There’s nothing wrong with that. You’re only human.”

“And what about ‘Humanity’s Strongest’? Aren’t you human too? Do you ever want to be touched?”

“It’s unfair of you to ask me that question.”

“Why is that?”

Levi feels this conversation going into dangerous territory, but like all things with you, he ignores his better judgment. He looks down at his glass of whiskey. “If I’m honest, the way this life is, I don’t want to touch someone right now; I want to fuck.”

His eyes darken, running his finger along the rim of his glass before he takes it to his lips and downs it in one shot. “Like I said - human.”

He walks over to his desk and pours another drink. You stand up and walk toward him, leaving the blanket behind.

“Do you ever think about it, Levi? Us. The things we used to do?” You move closer. “What we did the last time we were in this room together?”

He turns around to see you in front of him, your wet blouse clinging to your breasts, your nipples hardening under the wet fabric. Seeing you like this brings out a side of him that he works hard to suppress. But he can’t tonight.

“Is it really your business what I think about when I’m stroking my cock?”

He catches the fire in your eyes and he knows he went too far. Resigned, he sighs and pinches the bridge of his nose. “I shouldn’t have said that.”

There it is: the Levi you’ve known for years, the man who was never afraid to mince words with you, no matter how lewd. You feel your pulse quicken and a throbbing deep within your core that spreads to your whole body. Levi’s always had a dirty mouth, but you haven’t heard it in so long. It excites you.

“I’m gonna need to get a bar of soap for that mouth,” you chide.

“I’ve got plenty.”

You smile and look at him with sultry eyes. Your lips parted, your tongue flicks along your lower lip.

You want it. He’s always been able to read you like a book.

“Ever the clean freak. Some things never change,” you say, laying a hand on his chest.

He grabs her wrist. “Y/n..”

You persist. “You know what’s funny? I asked if you ever thought about us and you mentioned - that,” you move closer. “So when you think about me, you’re..”

His Adam's apple bobs in his throat. “Wouldn’t you like to know.”

“I would, actually.”

“I won’t give you the satisfaction of answering.”

“Why not?” you ask, voice tense.

“So you can fuck yourself to the answer, without me?” He releases his grip on your wrist, running his fingers over yours, “with these?”

“It doesn’t have to be without you,” you taunt, “you could take me right now.”

“I’m sure I could.” He takes your hand and runs it along the waistband of your skirt. “How ruined are your panties already?”

You grab his hand instead and run it along the inside of your thigh. “Why don’t you find out.”

He lets you guide his hand higher and higher, then he stops and pulls away.

He can’t do this. He shouldn’t do this. But seeing you this way, your eyes full of longing, has lit a fire inside him. Why are you here in his room, your body ready and yearning? He wants to throw you out and at the same time throw you on the desk and ravage you.

His heart battles between fidelity and yearning. “Stop, y/n. I can’t.”

“Levi…don’t tell me you don’t want this..after everything you just said.”

You see the conflict in his eyes. “I know you think about me. I think about you too.”

Suddenly, his eyes turn dark, and he gives in to his desires. “If you’re gonna think about me, then you can show me how much you miss it. Hands off.”

His other hand that was holding your waist moves away to stable himself against the desk. You try to touch his cheek and he jerks his head back. “I said hands off.”

Unbelievable, you think to yourself. You’re so touch-starved and drunk - from all the alcohol you consumed and from your lust for Levi - that you feel all inhibitions melt away as you move backwards and sit in the chair across from the desk. You pull your skirt up and your hand disappears under the fabric. You begin to touch yourself, your eyes defiantly looking into his.

“That’s it. Show me just how much…”

He slides his hand down his own pants. Cocking his brow at you before his teeth sink into his plump lower lip. Inevitably so, he moans out your name and your hands move in tandem.

He watches as you shift in the chair to get a different angle. “Your fingers never did reach as far as you’d like, did they?” he coos, meanly. “Mine did though.”

God, he’s right. You hate that he’s right. “Levi, I need more than this.”

“I know, you’re ruining the chair.”

You sigh, “Fuck you. So you wanna play that game?”

You lift up your skirt to reveal your ruined underwear, then you shimmy them down your hips as you take them off. You hike your leg onto the arm of the chair, your sex on full view for Levi.

He growls when he sees your fingers circle your clit, his own strokes getting faster and for a moment, he falters. “You’re cruel. Just what are you trying to do?”

You don’t answer him but you continue to touch yourself, sinking one finger and then two into your throbbing, wet sex.

I won’t lose control, he thinks, but seeing you touch yourself so ardently has made him so hard, his need for you so strong. His strokes become faster and his breath becomes uneven.

“You’re close - already,” you tease, breathlessly.

He groans, “Don’t test me right now.”

“What are you thinking about?” you muster through moans.

“How much warmer my cock would be if you were taking it,” he hisses. “What else? What else - could I be thinking?”

He looks you in the eyes with a look you haven’t seen in so long. A mix of passion and possessiveness. “I’m always thinking about you.Then you show up like this - not even wearing a bra, huh? Do that on purpose?”

“Oh I’m sorry - does that bother you?” He watches as you fondle your breast over your blouse, while the fingers of your other hand continue to stroke your pussy. You start to move your hips and groan in pleasure.

“You always did like to watch,” you smirk when you see his feral eyes.

“You’re unbelievable, that’s why,” he hisses. But he can’t act like he doesn’t find every inch of you perfect - that’s the real reason why.

“Always looking too pretty when you shouldn’t be. Making a mess before I even started on you.”

Chest heaving, you smile. “I don’t recall ever hearing you complain.” You bite your bottom lip; you feel the sensation moving up your body from your toes. “Levi...”

Levi knows without you saying a word: you’re about to climax. Just the look in your eyes and the moans from your mouth are putting him close to finding his own end.

“Cum, y/n. Cum for me,” he commands, as he also meets his climax.

The tension in the room that was so palpable before is replaced with a stillness, as if a taut rope was suddenly cut. You both seem suspended in time for a moment, the juices of your pleasure running down both your hands.

Levi takes some rags from his desk drawer and hands you one to clean up. Although he didn’t touch you the way he wanted to, he feels the sting of remorse; he shouldn’t have let his guard down. But like a moth to a flame, he couldn’t resist his desire for you - his yearning to say his thoughts about you out loud. Now he’s just made things more complicated and your life more difficult.

“You got what you came for, right? I’m sure your husband can take care of the rest,” Levi says as he goes to stand near the fireplace, the light of the fire reflected in his stormy eyes.

“Levi...why would you say that? I just...wanted to see you." Your voice cracks. The mood in the room has turned dark and oppressive.

“Whatever the reason was, you’re married, and I’m not gonna fuck a married woman,” he answers coldly. “It was a mistake for you to come here.”

His words sting like a slap to the face. You know that was his intention - to push you away, yet again. “You’re right,” you say as you walk toward the door. “In fact, I’m beginning to think it was a mistake to have ever fallen in love with you, Levi.”

Feeling humiliated, you get up to leave, then turn around to face your ex-lover one final time.

“I’m so sorry to have bothered you with my problems tonight. You can be sure that I’ll never knock on your door again.”

Once you’re gone, Levi flops down on the sofa.

“Shit.”

He hurt you. Why does he always end up hurting you, the person he loves?

You walk down the hall and up the stairs to your room. When you enter, you feel a presence.

“Where have you been? Who were you with?”

The voice is slurred from too much alcohol but tinged with anger. You light a candle to see Lars sitting on the bed, his head in his hands.

“Hmmm? Where were you?”

You’re sick of these men, loving you one minute then rejecting you the next. You’ve had enough, and so you turn to face Lars.

“We need to talk.”

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