#incorrect muske-quotes

[wingsofhcpe]

Porthos: you're sick! Your temperature is 104.1!

Aramis: I'm not sick! If I was sick, could I do this?

Aramis: ... *stares intently at Porthos*

Athos: what are you doing?

Aramis: ...cartwheels. Am I not doing them?

D'Artagnan, softly: no.

[enigma-the-mysterious]

Me and my mutuals watching Twitter burn down and taking Elongated Muskrat's reputation with it:

[[gif credit to @tomshiddles here]]

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

Jade: blue-haired liberal sounds like the name of a delicate endangered species of bird

[incorrectpuppethistory]

Ryan: Welcome to the “Fuck Elon Club” where we say fuck you, to the asshole that is Elon Musk.

The Professor: In this case, I don't think anyone misunderstood what the club was about.

[ghostincorrectinternetedition]

Aether: One thing I’ve learned from trail-hiking is that if you’re ever lost, don’t panic and don’t go off trail. Just state loudly and clearly that “Elon Musk is not a genius”, and several of the most unfuckable men alive will appear out of nowhere to call you “poor”. You can then follow them, and they will lead you to the parking lot where their Teslas have exploded.

[anamariamauricia]

Anne: boyfriend texted me "my love, I am intoxicated" and then five minutes later, his best friend sends me a photo of him, passed out, phone in hand, and zoomed in on one of my selfies

[itspipesmclean]

hades: just found out i'm part of the problem which sucks, but it feels good to be part of something

[swugflower]

See, the thing is, if I made this unprompted it would stupid and kinda sad.

But since it suddenly happened it’s a) funny and b) social commentary

[very-real-gleets]

[fanfictionroxs]

Shen Yuan: Sigh.. haven't had sex in a while.

Luo Binghe: Nonsense! I have 600 wives! I'm sure they wouldn't mind if I helped you out!

[venusimi]

TWITTER AU: 🕊️

Lucifer: Going forward, any Twitter handles engaging in impersonating without clearly specifying "parody" will be permanently suspended.

Belphegor: Snowflake.

Belphegor: *Account suspended*

Asmodeus: You fought well o7

[cleopatrachampagne]

screamsheet headline: “arasaka claims that they will solve mortality for the rich elites with new prototype brain chip!”

v + johnny simultaneously: “gimme me a gun and mortality will solve arasaka.”

[enigma-the-mysterious]

You know that the Twitter users are coming to this site in bunches because I am seeing discourse on my dash like "incorrect quotes blogs stop existing challenge!" "the character wouldn't fucking say that!" Yeah Janice, that's why it's called incorrect quotes! It's not correct! Canon went down the drain as soon as I tagged it with incorrect quotes! You can take it or leave it! Even the OP doesn't take them seriously and neither should you!

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

Jade: sometimes corporate speak is good. for example, space x calling their rocket explosion a “rapid unscheduled disassembly” is the funniest thing i’ve heard all week

[sharkaiju]

Wendell: We saw a guy that looked like a black Elon Musk with Donald Trump's hair, and this lady that was kinda... Well, how would you describe her, Wild?

Wild: Oh... kind of 'scary beyond all reason'!

Wendell: Yeah, that's it!

[spicytake]

Musky business