#incorrect steve x tony

[incorrectmcuquotess]

Fury: Captain Rogers. My office.

Tony, to Steve: Uh oh. He probably wants to talk to you about how your shirts aren't tight enough. Probably.

[batmans-archnemesis]

i’m tired of the smut bring back thor’s poptart addiction and clint being in the vents all the time

[vyynn]

Tony, texting in the avengers group chat: Good morning people!

Thor: Morning human

Clint: Good morning

Steve: Good Morning!

Bruce: good morning.

Natasha: Good morningg

Tony: You guys are boring, spice it up a bit for God's sake.

Bucky: I hope you mfs fall off a rooftop and die.

Bucky: Not Steve though, good morning Steve.

[jarvispoptart]

Clint: What’s the dumbest thing you believed as a child ?

Tony: that I was gonna marry Captain America

Steve: *whips his head around so fast his neck snaps*

[romanoffshouse]

Y/N: Bye Natasha!

Y/N: Bye Tony!

Y/N: Bye Steve!

Y/N: Bye Bucky!

Y/N: Bye Natasha!

Tony: You said 'Bye Natasha' twice.

Y/N: I like Natasha.

[ironshieldchild]

a little something i made lmao

[book-place-incorrect-quotes]

Natasha: *before a mission* Who’s turn is it to give a pep talk?

Steve: *sighs* Y/N’s…

Y/N: *stands dramatically on the table* All right, people, let’s fuck shit up out there and not die!

Tony: *wipes away a fake tear* So inspirational

[misquoted-chronicles]

Y/n: *flopping down on the couch with a bag of chips* Is stabbing someone immoral? Tony: *eyes glued to his phone* Not if they consent to it. Natasha: *trying to find a movie on Netflix* Depends on who you’re stabbing. Steve: *staring at them like they're all big stupid* YES?!?

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Steve: Why is Y/N crying?

Tony: They're drunk and Nat just told them that she couldn’t be their girlfriend.

Steve: Has anyone told them that she’s their wife?

Clint: Nah, we’re having too much fun.

[itzsephig5]

Tony: We both look very handsome tonight. Steve: You know, if you'd just said that I looked handsome, I would have said, "So do you." Tony: I couldn't take that chance.

[malpractisnt]

Marvel x text posts I made instead of doing whatever you should be doing after making a house md x text posts post.

[incorrectmcuquotess]

Steve and Tony: Game on. (they shake hands)

Tony: Wow, your handshake is firm.

Steve: I took a seminar.

Tony: Where?!

[chaxan08]

Fury: Okay, jerks. If Stark isn't here, then we need someone to fill in for him.

Natasha: I think Rogers is already filling Stark.

Clint: *biting back a laugh*

Steve:

Bruce:

Thor: *confused as hell*

Natasha and Clint: *high five*

[vyynn]

Clint: Choose one, ass or tits.

Steve: Where's the option for persona-

Tony, staring directly at Steve's butt: ass.

Bucky: I always knew you'd get me.

[jarvispoptart]

Steve: I give up. I am so tired.

Clint: Get the emergency supply!

Thor: *carries Tony and places him in front of Steve*

Tony: *smiles*

Steve: AND I AM BACK BABY, LET'S GOOO

[saraakpotter]

avengers incorrect quote: flirting

avengers imprisoned Loki and are standing in front of him

Nat {to the others}: we have to wait till y\n gets here

Loki {overhearing}: y\n?

Clint: yes, obviously!

Steve: she is an avenger!

Loki: i know who she is

Bruce: she wanted to get some files from s.h.i.e.l.d she will be here any minuet

Loki: {nod}

Nat: oh by the way Loki.....dont flirt with her

Tony: yeah reindeer games, its kinda obvious you know? you being the enemy and stuff......

Loki: shut up, besides im not going to fli......

{y\n walks in}

Loki: im a god you mortals cant tell me what to do!