#incorrect vtuber quotes

[screw-fandom-urls-anyway]

Rin: So, I have a child. Yuko: Hi Rin: As a proud mama, I want to protect her innocence at all costs. Which WOULD be easier IF MY EX-WIFE AND OTHER GENMATES WEREN'T BEING SO INDECENT ALL THE FUDGING TIME!! Juna: Babygirl, do you SEE this body? You can't expect me not to take advantage of it. Rin: DON'T YOU DARE CALL ME BABYGIRL YOU BLOODY JACKASS. Fuyo: *is batshit insane; tentacle porn enjoyer* Pochi: AND YOU THINK I DO THIS ON PURPOSE!?

[grimoirguestbook]

It came to me in a vision (original tweet below)

[incorrectvtuberquotes]

(source: https://twitter.com/rissavirus/status/1813280179076173843)

[juanarc-thethird]

I think she liked it...

Jaune: Are you sure if I send this... Nude to Weiss, she will forgive me?

Nora: Absolutely!

Jaune: I don't know... It feels like too much for an apology.

Nora: You want her to forgive you or not?

Jaune: Ok...

*Send pic*

Weiss: *Far away* AAAAH!!! GOD!! THANK YOU!!!!

Jaune: What the?!

Weiss: THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!

Jaune: I think she liked it?

Nora: Oh, she totally did~

Weiss: AAahh!~~💕 My Ovaries! They HURT!! I NEED TO BE BRED!!!!!

Nora: Ok, I think she liked it a little bit too much than I expected.

Weiss: JAUNE!!! WHERE ARE YOU?!!!

Nora: And that's my cue to go. Good luck! *Runs away*

Jaune: WAIT! DON'T LEAVE ME!!! I'M SCARED!!!

[sleeplessdreamer14]

Sugarboo: Charlie, you’ll eat anything.

Charlie: What? I won’t eat anything, I’m pretty discerning.

Sugarboo: (holds out small chunk of whatever) Eat this.

Charlie: (takes it/eats it) What was that?

Sugarboo: (holds up a sponge with a small piece torn off)

Charlie: Don’t feed a guy a sponge, (Name)!

Sugarboo: (chuckling) You-

Charlie: Don’t feed a guy a sponge!

Sugarboo: You put it in your mouth, Charlie!

Charlie: Ugh!

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

Karkat: I CAN’T BELIEVE EGBERT, THAT ASSHOLE!

Dave: why whatd he do

Karkat: I FOUND THIS AMAZING HUMAN ROMANTIC DRAMA AND WANTED TO SHARE IT WITH HIM.

Karkat: I POURED MY BLOODPUSHER OUT TO HIM ABOUT IT, AND THE FUCKER JUST LAUGHED AND CALLED IT A KIDS’ SHOW!

Dave: damn thats kinda rude of him

Dave: whats the show called

Karkat: ICARLY.

Dave, desperately holding in laughter: no i think hes got a point

[incorrect-composer-quotes]

Beethoven: Punch me all you like, you can't unf•ck the Christmas Turkey

[manyothermusingsofmine]

Astarion: There's two white wires and one red.

Gale: ...... What?

Astarion: Two white and one red, bro.

Gale: What color is the red wire??

Astarion: ..... it'S RED?!

Gale: OH! asfg- th-

Astarion: WHO'S BRAIN ARE YOU IN RIGHT NOW?!

[mystybelle]

Random aside, and I know it's old news-

But I love how, for the Fontaine Archon quest; the Traveller is all set to mind their business and bother Furina for answers before they leave, and they only get involved on the basis of rep.

Traveller and paimon are, at least from the point they first get attacked at the Fountain of Lucine, only involved because they can't let a cheap shot slide.

In Mondstat they're driven by a sense of on the spot duty and curiosity.

In Liyue they're forced into clearing their name and inadvertently uncovering an insane plot.

In Sumeru, genuine concern for Nahida and the people they meet drive them to protective action against injustice against new loved ones.

But in Fontaine?

Lumine: "if you're takin' a shot at the king, you bet not miss"

[wlincorrectquotes]

Izzy: While I’m gone, Yuki's going to be in charge.

Yuki: YES!

Izzy, to Chess: You’re secretly in charge.

Chess: Obviously.

[polifi]

Vox: Have I ever told you that you cook well?

Mysta: Awww, no, you haven't!

Vox: So why do you keep cooking?

[uncommonincorrectquotes]

A: merry christmas!!!! A: I HATE EVERYONE!!! A: I HATE IT HERE!!! A: I YEARN FOR DEATH!!! B: where did the holly jolly spirit go A: TO HELL!!!

[warriors-as-shit-ive-said]

graystripe: i’m cuddling with a kittypet. i’ve reached new lows

[incorrectvtuberquotes]

(sent to me by a non-tumblr-using friend; if anyone knows who made this edit please tell me)

[birder-of-remnant]

RWBY VTuber Personalities

I heard that yang is going to be joining Ruby soon as a VTuber!!!! And suddenly, the world feels a bit brighter! But, I would like to imagine how other RWBY characters would be like if they began Vtubing.

Weiss: Complains about how childish video games are. Gets obsessively over-invested and restarts after every mistake.

Blake: Also complains about how they are a waste of time. Leaves after 10 minutes but just leaves the stream going (after depositing a shadowclone stand-in).

Yang: BONZAI!!!

Pyrhha: Has never played a video game before in her life. Smashes the Dark Souls II speedrun world record on her first try while apologizing to every monster.

Juane: Nervously tries to act cool, begins to freak out, and just starts talking in his ASMR voice because he has no idea what else to do.

Nora: BRING! IT! ONNNNNNNN! HIYYAAAAAAAA!!!

Ren: Politely says hello. Finishes the Stardew Valley stream without saying anything else. Politely says goodbye.

Cinder: Leads other players to their deaths to loot their bodies, abusively manipulates other players to turn on each other, somehow manages to burn down the villagers in Animal Crossing, and tricks Finland into delcaring war on the Island of Mauritius on livestream.

Neo: Ren + Cinder.

Neon Cat: Most annoying anime reviewer ever. And yet I would be surprisingly open to it.

Watts: Pretends to play a video game while actually hacking the computers of all his viewers (all three of them) and stealing their credit card numbers. Hacks the game to make his skills appear amazing and talks about his own achievements. Because, you know, his ego.

Fox: Literally fighting blind in Smash Bros yet manages to win every match while cracking jokes.

Coco: Queen of Sims. Supersonic princess of Mario Karts. Influencer paragon of VTubers. Scarlet's rival.

Scarlet: King of Sims. Supersonic prince of Sonic Racing. Influencer paragon of VTubers. Coco's rival.

Velvet: Best teammate ever.

Qrow: Worst teammate ever. Livestreams a DnD game. His companions only roll nat 1s. Qrow is abandoned and is yet somehow able to beat the campaign by himself while drunk.

Yatsu: Ren + Juane.

Sun: Abandons all of his teammates in the middle of a quest to go chase after something shiny. All of his teammates die.

Neptune: Acts cool except on water levels.

Ooblek: Speedruns games based on historical events while spouting off how they are all inaccurate.

Port: Somehow manages to make Monster Hunter boring (although truthfully, I don't like violent games like Monster Hunter).

Oscar: Awkward, yet deeply profound, commentaries on anime. Surprisingly knowledable about farming games.

Penny: Lovable goofball capable of breaking speed run records and everyone's hearts.

I realized while writing this that I based most of these on their earlier character traits. Probably because RWBY characters are easier to stereotype earlier in their stories before they gain complexity and development (an intentional decision by CRWBY and a reason why RWBY has such phenomenal character arcs). Idk, what do you all think?

[sleeplessdreamer14]

Boo: (jokingly) Oh you’re down bad, huh? You really want me, don’t you?

Alphonse: (deadass serious) YES.

Boo:

Alphonse: You think I gaze lovingly at everyone? (holds Boo’s face in his hands) Use the brain in your head, gorgeous!!