#it’s jegulus your honor

[yourgalgremlin]

Barty, the Babysitter:

REG: Harry, did Uncle Barty terrorize you today?

HARRY: No I held him hostage! Come see how good I tied him up!

JAMES: He looks like me, but that is all you.

REG: What, his criminal potential? Or his glee tying up an older man w/ rope..?

JAMES: YES

[adharastarlight]

Reg, reading at 1am, with James' head in his lap, idly playing with his hair with one hand.

Reg looking down at him and smiling so softly at how peaceful he looks.

Reg thinking James is asleep.

Reg whispering for the first time "I love you."

Reg's heart fluttering when there's a sleepy mumble of "I love you too" below him.

[spookeart]

Are they fighting?? Or are they flirting?

Yes, another Jegulus one because I’m simply obsessed with them.

[accio-sriracha]

Regulus: *upset* Jamie can you come here for a second, please?

James: *currently holding a ladder so Sirius won't fall* Uh... yes! Yeah, I'll be right there, love.

Sirius: Dude??? Do not let go of me right now!

James: Oh! Fuck, sorry! Hang on, I'm holding it!

Regulus: *pouting* Jamieee, I need you! :(

James: Fuck, Sirius, can I just- One second?

Sirius: Prongs!

Regulus: Jamieeee~

James: *looking up to the sky* Oh Merlin please spare me

[earlgreymoony]

Cute lil Jeggy lock screens for anyone to use!!

[likeprongstostars]

regulus explaining the latest murder series he watched to james: and then he was cut to pieces and his guts were all over the place and...

james: *smiling fondly*

[thund3randrain]

dorcas: this is my girlfriend marlene and this is marlene's girlfriend mary and this is mary's girlfriend pandora and this is pandora's girlfriend lily and this is lily's boyfriend james and this is james's boyfriend regulus and this is regulus's boyfriend barty and this is barty's boyfriend evan and this is evan's boyfriend peter and this is peter's boyfriend remus and this is remus's boyfriend sirius

[starchaseriseverything]

James: Reg, why is there a raccoon in your lap?

Regulus: Barty.

James: Barty, put a raccoon in your lap?

Regulus: No. He layed down in my lap.

James: Anyone want to explain?

Dorcas: The raccoon is Barty.

James: Barty is an animagus!?

-

Evan: There's a deer chasing Barty.

James: *Shifts* I am not a deer! I am a stag!

Pandora: James is an animagus!?

James: Shit.

[random-person3000]

Jegulus

[yourgalgremlin]

Some guy flirting with James @ the bar:

GUY: Hey pretty boy, I like your top

REG: I’m his top. Can I help you?

SIRIUS: (spits out his firewhisky)

[adharastarlight]

The James Oblivious Potter Chronicles Pt1

James: people are so stuipd

Sirius: whats up prongs?

James: someone in potions just said you and moony were dating! Just because he's into dudes and youre gay doesnt mean youre dating?!

Sirius: James-

James: that would be like saying Marls and Cas are dating just because theyre lesbians

Sirius: uhm, James-

James: dont worry, i told them you're just friends

Sirius: WHAT!?

Remus walks in and he looks so hurt and a little pissed: we're... friends now are we?

Sirius: no- no, mon amour- no, james is just a fucking moron

James: what... wait are you two...?

Sirius and Remus: yes!?!

Sirius: for like five months!?!

James: WHAT

Remus: we kiss in front of you all the time???

Sirius: we're constantly holding hands???

Remus: we go on dates like constantly???

Sirius: I told you I want to marry him!?!

James: I thought that was in a best friend way!!!

Sirius:

Remus:

James: wait so are marls and cas...?

Sirius: Yes!!!

Remus: james who the- what- how-

James: WHO ELSE!?!

Sirius: crouch and rosier, pandora and emmeline, lily and mary???

James: ohhhh... what about Regulus?

Remus, grinning: no one, why?

James:

Sirius:

James: so you guys are dating, should i... buy you a plant?

[starman-waitinginthesky81]

have i ever told you how much i love rosekiller? because i love rosekiller.

domestic rosekiller, unhinged rosekiller, unrequited rosekiller with bartylus, trans evan, unhinged barty that can only be calm with evan, “no homo” rosekiller, barty losing his shit after evan’s death, barty’s neck tattoo, and so on

[orbitfalls]

Jegulus on my mind today…

[littleyellowtangerine]

I bring to you “the lovers”

[earlgreymoony]

I love them your honor

[ecstarry]

@jegulus-microfic / voice / 355 words

“He doesn’t have the right voice,” Regulus stated firmly. 

Barty bursted out laughing along with Evan, “What does that even mean?” 

They had spent all night trying to figure which Hogwarts bachelor would be Regulus’ best match. They started by house and went through the list of every student from sixth and seventh year. Even the most handsome and brilliant students apparently were not good enough for Regulus. 

There was always something. Too short, too tall, too dumb, too full of himself, too anything.

“At this rate the only other boys we haven’t gone through is your brother, and I’m guessing that’s another Black tradition you are no longer following. Then we have Lupin, but you don’t seem like the ‘stealing your brother’s boyfriend type’, and of course there’s Pettigrew which you never have the patience for. And finally-” Barty paused and his eyes widened. He slowly approached Regulus, who was trying his hardest to conceal the flush creeping through his cheeks. 

“Well, all that’s left is Potter. But I never thought you to be the ‘falling for my brother’s best friend’ type either,” Barty remarked, a mischievous grin spreading across his face.

Regulus couldn’t help it; a small smile appeared at the corner of his face at the mention of James’ name. He was perfect. James had just the right height, and he was brilliant but not arrogant about it, he was funny and attentive and truly perfect. And his voice – Regulus loved it almost as much as he loved his smile.

He was so obviously and pathetically in love with him that his little reaction was enough for his friends to know just how enamored he was.

“I can’t believe this! Regulus Black, member of the Noble and Most Ancient House of Black, practically the prince of Slytherin, is in love with the golden boy from Gryffindor?” Barty teased loudly.

“I am not!” Regulus retorted, though his tone was anything but convincing.

“Tell that to your face,” Evan quipped, earning a playful glare from Regulus.

“Fuck off,” Regulus rolled his eyes, but a bright smile peeked through—one that only James Potter could provoke.

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