max will purposefully strategize to get charles to win bc he wants to see him kiss the trophy
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looking up images of ryuji's natural hair colour and i love how all of these obvious AI art posts of him have him doing this scowl and always have him dressed super formally - like in a suit, or a nice shirt and a tie.
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Random but Socrates... was a bitch.
I'm reading some of his early Dialogues for homework and this guy is seriously having the time of his life winding people up and making fun of his friends. Man just said "So you're saying saying playing flute and fighting war is the same?" (Yes, if you're Wei Wuxian) to his buddy Nicias who's trying his best. And then the bitchass Laches - who Nicius saved from Socrates' interrogation by the way - is like, "you dumbass". And Socrates is like, " hey let's not bash on the guy let's help :).". But now Nicias is pissed, "Laches is being a bitch cause he's already proven himself to be a moron."
And then they proceeded to have a verbal fistfight (probably even had an actual fistfight from the vibes) that went down in history.
And Socrates is just standing there all "Interesting"
No wonder people wanted to kill that dude so bad.
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I still can’t get over the fact that the way the Epoch made the perfect person to lead them in the Scheme was remapping Benny into fucking Narvin.
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Not in the slightest. He is a sweet young man.
-Grandma anon
((How is a grandma supposed to know that?))
Childe lets out a soft chuckle as they arrive at the stall. It is a small kiosk aside the sea filled to the brim with this mornings catch.
“I was quite the handful, but that is a secret between you and me.”
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Me: maybe I’m not cut out to be a writer…idk what if I’m not good enough
BookTok romance writers: ‘what if you were just a normal school teacher…but the MINOTAUR wanted to get you PREGNANT’
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ofc i'm heartbroken about the yoi movie but it's also kinda fucking hilarious to me rn bc do you guys think duolingo on ice was the final straw that finally pressured mappa execs into issuing a statement like. a literal owl mascot on skates did what no one else could before in these past 8 years
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the rest of the justice league: hey man, we get that he’s your son and all, but shouldn’t you do something about him?
bruce ‘that’s my precious baby boy’ wayne: i’m sorry, did you have to hold your son as he was dying in your arms? did you almost k*ll yourself trying to follow him to the afterlife? i don’t think so.
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supernatural movie reboot but its a ghostfacers mockumentary about their attempt to make a “serious film” about sam and dean winchester. opens on ed and harry going “CUT!” and the camera pans to a guy that looks kind of like jared padalecki pulling off a party city wig. turns out the finale was actually part of the ghostfacer’s retelling of supernatural. Sam Dean and Castiel spend the entire movie chasing after ed and harry trying to stop the thing being made. (its a huge commercial success and they screen it at the destiel wedding)
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