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max will purposefully strategize to get charles to win bc he wants to see him kiss the trophy
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hwiyoungies · 9 months
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arm*es are so goofy some truly are mad because professional korean esports gamers could be exempt to do the military service if they win a gold medal (just like any athlete LMAO)
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electricea · 2 months
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looking up images of ryuji's natural hair colour and i love how all of these obvious AI art posts of him have him doing this scowl and always have him dressed super formally - like in a suit, or a nice shirt and a tie.
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confused-beany · 2 years
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Random but Socrates... was a bitch.
I'm reading some of his early Dialogues for homework and this guy is seriously having the time of his life winding people up and making fun of his friends. Man just said "So you're saying saying playing flute and fighting war is the same?" (Yes, if you're Wei Wuxian) to his buddy Nicias who's trying his best. And then the bitchass Laches - who Nicius saved from Socrates' interrogation by the way - is like, "you dumbass". And Socrates is like, " hey let's not bash on the guy let's help :).". But now Nicias is pissed, "Laches is being a bitch cause he's already proven himself to be a moron."
And then they proceeded to have a verbal fistfight (probably even had an actual fistfight from the vibes) that went down in history.
And Socrates is just standing there all "Interesting"
No wonder people wanted to kill that dude so bad.
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c0rrupt3dsp1r1t · 2 years
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I still can’t get over the fact that the way the Epoch made the perfect person to lead them in the Scheme was remapping Benny into fucking Narvin.
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butchfalin · 7 months
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the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again
#yeehaw#1k#5k#10k#posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours?#also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that!#unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference#edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense#also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags#1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now#he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic#2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign#like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock#3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing#it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is#extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once#it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life#i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about#Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect#if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it#aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week
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11fatuichilde · 5 months
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Not in the slightest. He is a sweet young man.
-Grandma anon
((How is a grandma supposed to know that?))
Childe lets out a soft chuckle as they arrive at the stall. It is a small kiosk aside the sea filled to the brim with this mornings catch.
“I was quite the handful, but that is a secret between you and me.”
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fruit-teeth · 1 year
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Me: maybe I’m not cut out to be a writer…idk what if I’m not good enough
BookTok romance writers: ‘what if you were just a normal school teacher…but the MINOTAUR wanted to get you PREGNANT’
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liquidstar · 7 months
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genuinely this is the funniest joke in the series so far to me
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stil-lindigo · 1 year
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mumbattan's one and only pavitr prabhakar!!
prints
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kimdokjas · 2 months
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ofc i'm heartbroken about the yoi movie but it's also kinda fucking hilarious to me rn bc do you guys think duolingo on ice was the final straw that finally pressured mappa execs into issuing a statement like. a literal owl mascot on skates did what no one else could before in these past 8 years
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undertheredhood · 8 months
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the rest of the justice league: hey man, we get that he’s your son and all, but shouldn’t you do something about him?
bruce ‘that’s my precious baby boy’ wayne: i’m sorry, did you have to hold your son as he was dying in your arms? did you almost k*ll yourself trying to follow him to the afterlife? i don’t think so.
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daydreamerwonderkid · 6 months
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Saw a post recently that mentioned how underrated Damian's sense of humor is, so I went ahead and decided to find some of my fave moments, pt. 1
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pt. 2
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daftmooncretin · 4 months
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supernatural movie reboot but its a ghostfacers mockumentary about their attempt to make a “serious film” about sam and dean winchester. opens on ed and harry going “CUT!” and the camera pans to a guy that looks kind of like jared padalecki pulling off a party city wig. turns out the finale was actually part of the ghostfacer’s retelling of supernatural. Sam Dean and Castiel spend the entire movie chasing after ed and harry trying to stop the thing being made. (its a huge commercial success and they screen it at the destiel wedding)
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bklily · 8 months
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Inside Out but its all the multiple variations of Adrichat
Bonus:
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What a weird guy, huh!
Part Two Here!!
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iwoulddieforienzo · 7 months
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Personally I think percabeth is at its best when Grover is in it. I don’t necessarily mean in a polycule way I just think it’s great when he’s around
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