#launch jacking

[sboochi]

Now make them smooch 🔫

(Yes I mean hiijack)

(please)

Thank you for giving me an excuse I was missing them 🥺

[soullessjack]

another one of my favorite jack things is how utterly dramatic he is. bro saw mary’s carved initial, traced it with a finger and then clawed away from it. dean said ‘you’re not even 100lbs soaking wet’ or whatever and he just.

[adaki]

SHOP UPDATE

Following the abrupt suspension of my Etsy, I’ve reopened on Big Cartel. If you’ve ordered with me previously do not worry, I have shipped out all of my previous orders, and any that were not fulfilled in time have been refunded by Etsy. :)

Thank you so much for those of you who have supported my art through Etsy. My old post has also been updated with new links ❤️

(Most items out of stock, restock and new products planned 2025!)

Adaki.bigcartel.com

[lilith-from-da-bible]

First digital fanart! Shout-out to EV3RSTØRM on YouTube for inspiring this drawing!

Guy that made the tech (EV3RSTØRM).

Guy that helped me understand it (Quickzanity)

[enviousennui]

Traditional doodle dump!

Trying to work out of my mini art slump so here's some art I've done the past month.

[waytooobsessedwithlife]

I was very skeptical going into F1 75, but it was actually good???

And I had no clue who Jack Whitehall was, but damn he's funny. So many good jokes, I actually loved him

And the liveries were actually pretty decent, I was skeptical about some but I wasn't too disappointed by anything

[harris-grea]

Jack- Why are you on the tent???? 😭😭

"Sure, it's fine." Get off the mf tent........pls????

[ummick]

mick schumacher and esteban ocon at the alpine car launch - february 7, 2024 📷 ben stansall / getty

[wakeupwithamnesia]

F1 75 Livery Reveal LIVE 1-5 Teams

[rooatgumpoint]

UNHAND ME

[ladyazurith]

I think I have an addiction problem.

[tytolito]

shmoopie

[jocelynscrazyideas]

Quinn in the last pic 😭

[leechiourdes]

I have an idea based on a last night: where I Eat Pasta for Breakfast was a 16-bit horror-thriller RPG video game (developed by Sega for some reason) with a very detailed combat system and a very plot-driven narrative with a lot of intrigue and a really really insanely good soundtrack that had a similar sound to the Undertale OST.

When Lazari first meets Slender in the woods instead of just going with him, you take control of her as the player character and fight the Slenderman as the first battle in the game for the tutorial on the combat system. Obviously you lose and you go with him anyway, but Slender remains wary of you (Lazari) for the rest of the game and her decision to fight him influences the endings.

Speaking of endings, from there the story can go into multiple different endings, none of which being particularly good:

The Bad Ending, where Slender decides that the only way to keep Lazari safe from Zalgo and his associates is to trap her in the Mansion and never allow her to leave

The Worse Ending, which is basically the same as the Bad Ending, but instead of being trapped inside the Mansion but being freely allowed to move around the building, Lazari is confined to one room and only occasionally given food

The Terrible Ending, where Lazari is straight up killed by Slender in the very end order to avoid her landing into the hands of Zalgo, thinking that there's no other way to save himself or the people close to him

The Dreadful Ending, where Lazari is thrown out the window by EJ and she is saved by Sadiya as usual, but Sadiya decides to hand Lazari back to Zalgo, and Lazari, finally thinking that she has a place where she truly belongs, has her sense of self and identity discarded by Zalgo as she's slowly turned into a mindless subservient puppet for him that does whatever he wants, brutally killing and eating Slender and his allies, who previously were kind to her and gave her shelter when she was abandoned

and finally, and possibly the most pleasant,

The Evil Ending, where Lazari makes a deal with Evil to get rid of her demonic Zalgoid-half, live life as a normal human and make it so that none of this ever happened, but in exchange, she sacrifices the lives and existences of Slender and his allies. Lazari is reborn in another world as a pure human and lives as a happy child, but in transporting herself to this ideal world and getting rid of Slender and Co. back her her old one, her old universe soon falls to Zalgo without Slender constantly pushing him back, and he destroys the entire previous world, with the implication that he will soon be going after Lazari's new ideal world next.

[mommahughes19-23]

instagram edit for joseph woll? something along the lines of a hard launch but kind of discrete?! also make the girl preferably blonde!!

FIRST OFF THANK YOU ANON FOR REQUESTING MY LOWKEY BOO BOO BEAR. I HAVE THE SOFTEST SPOT FOR THIS MAN OMG! I also wasn't sure who's POV you wanted it from so I did it from lil Joeys POV :)

Mrs Woll? - J.W

@josephwoll : my future mrs aka the only one willing to put up with me anymore ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

austonmatthews : NO fucking way you got her to say yes 😱😱😱

↪ marner_93 : my fucking guy @josephwoll 🫡

↪ y/user : @austonmatthews @marner_93 could you guys act a little more shocked fr 🤬🤬🤬

user12311231 : so another blonde puck bunny added to their roster smh 🤡

↪ y/user : babe.... ur quite literally bleach blonde yourself?

y/user : @josephwoll damn she kinda hot tho, who is she?!!?

↪ josephwoll : just this realllllly reallllly cute social media manger the leafs just brought on 🤫🤫

↪ y/user : DANG she's hot and hardworking?? wife her uppp 🤑🤑

samsonov_30 : how you going to launch this relationship and not ours joey boy I thought we had something special 🤨

↪ josephwoll : Sammy baby, we can work this out 🤧

morganreilly : so this is why our team insta is lagging in pics 🤨🤨

↪ bertuzzi17 : smh remind me why WE aren't getting paid the big bucks and she is 🤬🤬🤬

ashleybertuzzi : YOU BETTER TREAT HER RIGHT WOLLY BOY 😤😤😤

williamnylander : yooooo @josephwoll think u could get her to send me the photos she took of us because someone got a man and ignores everyone now 🤨🤬

↪ y/user : @williamnylander DO NOT COME AT ME LIKE THIS EVER AGAIN OR I WILL DELETE ALLL OF YOUR HEADSHOTS SO HELP ME 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬😤😤😤😤

↪matthewknies : mom are you ok should I call someone for you @y/user 😬😬😬😬😬

simon_benoit11 : @josephwoll NO WAY YOU JUST GAVE MY BABY A FUCKING GOD MOM.... ALICE IS SO THRILLED!!! 🤧🤧🤧🤧

alicedeauchier : 🤧🤧🤧 its the pregnancy that's making me emotional I swear

A.N :

POOKIES omg I wanna date me a lil Joseph Woll goalie aSAP hes just the most innocent looking goalie in the league. ANYWHO to the STUNNNNNNNNING anon who requested this I hope hope hope its some what what you wanted! (I went with the original idea but kinda switched it up so y/n is a social media manager for the team and the team kinda thought they were together but this just confirms it).

IF YOU DONT FOLLOW MY MOMMY ASHLEY BERTUZZI ON INSTA WHAT ARE U DOING MAY I ASK?

anywhoooo thanks again for existing and I will update soon 🤧

xoxoxoxoxo, M

Tagged until she says to not lol :

@skylershines

[residentficdm]

By Morning’s Light: Part 1

Charred wood crackles and bursts beneath his feet as David treads through the once-familiar Hollow. Beneath the thick shrouds of blackness lies a town he almost recognizes. The soft shape of the house he was born in peeks through the shadows—an invitation beckoning him. It’d be invisible if it weren’t burned into his brain.

He reaches a hand out into the darkness, finding grasp on the front door handle. Inside, lying face-down on the floor, is a woman. It’s almost too dark to see the brown curly hair he gave her, but despite the obscurity of the night, he knows who she is. He’d know her without touching his shaking hand to turn her over, know she’s dead without feeling her empty pulse.

He does it anyway.

Help them, Dae’valdin, is the last thing he hears in his mind before his vision goes white.

David shoots up from his bed, chest rising and falls rapidly, sweat on his chest glistening in the moonlight.

Third night in a row waking up this way. Third night in a row with the same dream.

Third night in a row having his mother’s dead body flash through his mind.

You cannot keep ignoring me, Dae’valdin, a voice sighs through his head, though no one is actually speaking.

David squeezes his eyes tightly. He’s felt inklings of this presence before, almost-thoughts lingering in his mind, but never with this much presence.

“It’s David,” he corrects the voice, dragging his palms down his sleep-numb face. A quick glance out the window tells him the sun is about to rise. No point in going back to sleep now. Might as well get an early start on the day’s chores before Snyder decides to chew him out. “And I can ignore you as long as I damn well please.”

You’d be wise not to speak to me like that, lest I revoke your gift.

“Fine by me,” he retorts, slipping into his work trousers. The so-called gift has caused him nothing but trouble.

Though, the voice is right. It’s more than simply unwise to mouth off to a goddess, it’s downright stupid. But David can’t find it in himself to swallow down the bitter ball of Why me? Selune has hundreds of devout servants across Faerun, maybe even thousands. Dutiful followers who can afford to sacrifice half their dinner plate into a fire as an offering to the moon goddess, clerics all but raised in the purest of monasteries.

And yet she has decided that David—a poor farmhand who can barely afford dinner most days—must be the one to shoulder this burden.

Trust in me. I have a plan for you, comes Selune’s voice through his mind, as if she can detect David’s thoughts.

“I would love for you to get out of my head.”

And I would love for you to show me a hair more reverence. And yet here we stand.

David’s plan of getting an early start on chores proves more difficult with a voice ringing in his head all morning.

Selune’s nagging accompanies him as he collects eggs from beneath sleeping chickens, mends some boards of fencing in the goat’s pens. By the time the sun’s properly risen, he’s collected six pints of goat’s milk and two dozen eggs.

He keeps two—for Sarah and himself—and stashes them in the kitchen while he goes out searching for kindling.

The stars are still out, perforating the navy early dawn sky like dollops of precious stone. Sinking down into the horizon, the moon is still visible. Selune’s domain.

Radiant, isn’t she?

David startles and drops the pile of wood he’s gather. “Holy fuck, I forgot you were there.”

Such divine language in the presence of a goddess.

“Apologies. It will likely happen again.”

I only jest. I have much more pressing matters than monitoring, much less caring, if my devouts swear.

David bristles at being called one of her devout. There are clerics, out in the city temples, who have dedicated decades of their lives to Selune’s cause. He doesn’t think he’s earned the right to be considered at the same level as them.

A full ten minutes pass by without the goddess intruding into David’s thoughts. In his reprieve, he sets the kindling he found ablaze and starts a breakfast for himself and his sister. Because he’s nothing if not a good brother.

“You didn’t wake me,” Sarah’s groggy voice calls behind him. The porridge he’s whipped up falls into the two serving bowls with a splat.

“Couldn’t sleep,” he says, taking the bowls to the table. It’s not a complete lie. “Thought I might as well put my insomnia to good use. Get an early start to chores.”

He digs a wooden spoon into his breakfast, careful to avoid Sarah’s studious gaze. A single strand of her unbrushed hair falls in front of her face, and she tucks it back behind her shoulder, but David still isn’t free from her scrutiny.

“No,” she finally decides. “There’s something you’re not telling me.”

David releases a labored sigh from his lungs. If he brings up his dream—the Hollow, their mother—Sarah will never let it go. David isn’t sure he wants to deal with that just yet.

On the other hand, if he lies to her and she finds out—and David trusts she will, either through her uncanny ability to read him or some twin telepathy—she will be equally as insufferable.

PLAYING AS: David