#listen fam

[syncopatedid]

That feeling that you can't even write fan fiction for Link Click until the finale of the 10th season because canon will threaten to unravel every headcanon you wrote by the next episode.

[soosoosoup]

Funk branch au

Au and branch design by @bbc-trolls

[abbeyofcyn]

Happy Birthday!

To me :^)

Well, technically tomorrow 2 June, but I somehow finished this today.

I thought I'd have finished the Krang infection comic by now so I could have a happy birthday ending, but we're not there yet.

I uh never draw backgrounds or like to colour, but I love fully coloured pieces and well here we are. Trying my best to create something out of my comfort zone.

As a bday gift to myself I'm going to watch the new spiderverse tomorrow evening!

[rhiaemrys]

Okay, okay thoughts on an absolute 180 for some of Tim's characterization in fanon.

Tim cannot, for the life of him, work a computer. Oh he can identify a chemical compound based on a series of tests that he memorized when he was 12, but if you asked him to run it through the Batcomputer? He'd fail so miserably and get seventeen viruses in the process. Oh he knows what an email is. And he can send one occasionally but by God do the computers never actually work with him.

Tim is excellent at cracking cold cases. Not through like, linking up crime maps and hacking cameras. No no, he takes his camera out, and hits the streets. His bedroom is a cobweb of red strings, red bull cans, and so many paper case files that Cass has printed out for him. Kon has nearly died entangled in kryptonite laced string that somehow got in there because Timmy ran outta normal string.

He has whiteboards full of equations that he's done with no calculator because he hit the stats button once and then started crying over the abbreviations.

Bruce tried to get Tim and Jason into understanding computers and both of them blanked. Tim said that doing high level quantum physics was better on a chalkboard and Jason got up and left halfway through overwhelmed by the concept of streaming services.

Tim did every single last genome calculation for cloning Kon in double cyphers in a notebook that's hidden Death Note Style under four more layers of hidden cubbyholes.

Let Tim be the cringe fail detective we all know he can be

[daemonmage]

Incorrect Batfam Quotes

After finding out Bruce is alive.

Dick: “Listen, if Tim say something to me I 100 percent believe that he believes it. So I believe it too.”

Tim: “I blew up several league of assassin bases.”

Dick: “I have no way to know if that is true but Tim said it so I believe it.”

[turtleblogatlast]

Big Mama must have lost some serious standing in the yokai underworld because it’s gotten apparent that she keeps being beaten by a small group of teenagers and the occasional rat man, and when it’s not them then she’s taking L’s from her own schemes working against her.

And in the ensuing power vacuum, the Hamatos accidentally become the most feared crime family known to all the big bads of the Hidden City.

After all, they’ve publicly outplayed Big Mama multiple times, a couple of them have taken out the heads of two of the most well known criminal organizations, one took out Heinous Green, two are responsible for the destruction of Witch Town, they have ties to both the infamous Baron Draxum and Captain Piel, they won the Doom Dome death race, they’re Battle Nexus Champions, they’ve displayed insane feats of power and defeated impossibly strong enemies, most of them have been to jail, and they regularly mingle with humans.

You can just imagine the notoriety they’d accumulate from word of mouth alone.

[mhyinart]

TEAM BONK!!

They’re gonna fuck you up and look so cool doing it!

[harbingersecho]

HEAD LIKE A HOLE, BLACK AS YOUR SOUL I'D RATHER DIE THAN GIVE YOU CONTROL

[haunted-xander]

If Nomura won't give her a dad then I WILL!!!!

[andaniellight]

Typical siblings interactions/behaviors between Perona and Zoro, anyone?

[melonlthawne]

baby speedster broke containment. Fatalities include the child lock on the fridge and a third of a gallon of strawberry ice cream . One child seriously disturbed from it all.

[penofwildfire]

I gave Vinny siblings because I need him to be messaging them one day and be like "So I've kinda been seeing this guy..." and they're like "Ooh??? We didn't even know you were gay tell us about him!!!" And he just starts describing the worst man you've ever met. Like can you imagine if your cringefail brother told you he was dating a divorced dad several hundred times his own age with anger issues who showed up at his apartment one day and doesn't have a job and doesn't pay rent and his teen/adult son hates him and won't talk to him and he's been to jail and also your brother won't even say the guy's name but he swears he's actually a really sweet guy like he only broke the TV remote twice I promise he's a good boyfriend cuz I'd be like BRO GET THE FUCK OUT OF THERE. DUMP HIS ASS.

Anyway Folson Family Propaganda 👍

[thehappiestgolucky]

Oh boi I am in far too deep already and I regret nothing I like it here actually

Anyway, I’m not giving Arti her original pups back but it’s ok! She gets to heal with funky pups of her own again! And there’s an eldest kid and two extra parents, and a whole found fam group that can keep the tiny beans safe this time

[xodahafez]

roadman! tom riddle finally learns harry is a time traveller (part 5)

part 4: here

harry: i’m from the future.

tom: say swear.

harry: … swear what?

tom: yea like wallahi cuz? you know??

harry: what?

tom: like an oath innit?

harry: what oath?

tom, sighing: tsk never you mind. so you’re actuals from the future? you’re taking the piss, yeah?

harry: i’m not. you grow up to become lord voldemort and will start the first wizarding war in your 50s, in which you are responsible for killing my parents and attempting to kill me. and then you die.

tom, looking gobsmacked: no way fam, show me.

harry: how???

tom: tsk let me into your mind. legillimency and that.

harry: no! you’re going to have to take my word for it.

tom: come on now, don’t be like that, just a lil peek n i’ll dash.

harry: …

tom: *smiling charmingly*

harry: fine.

[tom performs legilimency and is watching with keen interest until he comes across the graveyard resurrection scene]

tom, abruptly pulling away: mate who the fuck is that ugly mug?????

harry, smirking: thats you.

tom, holding his head in his hands with despair: you’re actuals serious. no way that clapped ting is me.

harry: it is…

tom: the mans got no hair! i lost my hair and my nose?

harry, unimpressed: thats your main concern???

tom, ignoring him and still muttering to himself: nah bruv best believe you lot will not catch me lacking.

[turtleblogatlast]

Small but significant character moments that I actually really adore are from both the times we see the boys as tots. There is a reoccurrence that happens in both of them that I find so incredibly interesting.

For the turtle tot short, Splinter leaves the boys with weapons. In the short, Raph is the one who suggests they do “what Lou Jitsu would do” and Leo is the one who takes point when Splinter comes back to reprimand them. Leo, in taking point, is the one to defend them and get Splinter off their tails.

And then, in the flashback regarding the Kuroi Yōroi helmet, Raph is the one who grabs and throws “Skully” as a way to replace their missing ball which breaks it into pieces, but Leo is the one who speaks for the group and rushes into action to fix the teapot.

I love this for multiple reasons, but the biggest are how it shows that Raph has always been inclined toward the bold and fun and making the plans to include his brothers in what he loves and believes they’d love, whereas Leo has always been inclined to be the “Face” of the group and shoulder the attention even if it’s potentially negative all while coming up with on the spot attempts to fix the situation.