#loser ass gamer boy. love him

[c6-skysyzygy]

I’ve been binge watching Love Is War and one of the ongoing bits that’s funny to me is that Ishigami is constantly single and sad about it

and he’s my favorite character so every time he’s like boohoo no one to fall for :( and I’m like yo im right here

[suguruplsr]

Hi hi 👉🏾👈🏾was wondering if you could do a smut of Gamer boy Getou x Chubby Goth YN? It's been on my brain for a whiiiile

Filled to the brim!

✰ ✰ ✰ you just look so cute , so don’t blame him when he fills you up.. to the brim !

જ⁀➴ ily for this <3 i’m not familiar with goth aesthetic so i tried my best babe!

,, gamer!suguru x chubby!fem!reader , mean!suguru , reader has dark/goth aesthetic , suguru implied to be a streamer , he came in his pants <3 , unprotected , cock warming , praising & degradation , cream pie , breeding kink , brat taming ? , dumbification ? , idk

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“omw baby. do you like them? my friends said they suited me.”

suguru hearts your cute pictures of the new outfits you gained from your shopping spree at the mall. never minding the periodic dings of his phone, notifications of the money you’ve taken out his card. always knowing he could make it up with more hours of streaming. and he tends to look forward to your ‘acts’ of service, such cute apologies for spending so much money even if he doesn’t care about how you spend.

hearing the sound of his queue ending and getting into a lobby, he frowns and sets his phone down, annoyed with being unable to properly admire the photos. turning on his mic and unmuting his sound, suguru hears the playful banter between satoru and sukuna who argues over which characters to pick, “oh c’monnn, man you always pick jett!”

satoru groans, the sounds of his mouse trying to quickly lock her in, and failing, were so loud. “and? i’m better on her. loser..” sukuna chuckles, making suguru smile to himself, locking in sova, deciding to let haibara play sage for once. “he isn’t lying. plus you’ve been playing wayyyy better on gecko ever since he was released.” suguru hums, wincing when he suddenly hear mahitos, obnoxious, voice ring through his head phones. “yea dude! plus you ain’t playing raze this game!”

“could you please turn your mic down?” “yea that shit is loud ass hell bro” haibara and sukuna scold the male, their voices visibly contrasting as mahito whines, grumbling something that couldn’t be heard over the mic. “yo gojo, my chat agrees with us. so go head’ n’ lock in before the game starts..” sukuna snickers, a laugh escaping suguru, “geez man, you must be total shit on her if your fans are goin’ to his stream just to prove you wrong.” their banter only gets worse as they finally load in game, the pistol round was one of chaos, for sure.

eventually, after their ranked match ends in 16-14, with haibara clutching their last round, suguru leaves the lobby to let his friends continue their donation streams. he didn’t really even feel like playing valorant today, especially since he wasn’t streaming. instead, he logged onto dead by daylight, grabbing one of his rehab monster drinks and taking a small break as the game loaded.

before he could scroll through his reels, suguru immediately remembers the pictures you sent him, quickly going to his photos. he was glad for his unconscious acts of saving your batches of pictures before even looking at them, every time. his breath hitches at the sight, god, you looked so cute. black thigh high stockings with cute little bows attached, it matched the mini black dress you wore. it had a ruffled fluffy skirt that sat just above the stockings, the plush of your thighs poking out.

suguru was sure that if he had just bent you down he’d get such a good look at— fuck. his dick was already sticking up high, and as much as he would love to fuck into his hand just from your pictures, it had been a while since you had let him know you were coming home. he couldn’t have his sweet girl walking in on such a nasty sight. sighing and spreading legs wider to relieve the tightness, suguru views the next picture. and he’s sure you’re trying to kill him.

small platforms with cute little leg warmers and another pair of black stockings, little holes in them. with a gray large jacket zipped down just below your cleavage, revealing your busty breasts tucked into a low white t-shirt. your neck was so prettily decorated with silver necklaces too. they were similar to the jewelry coating your hands. so little left to the imagination. more like, his, imagination. he just wanted to rip those stockings and wrap your thick thighs around his head. maybe hold your large breasts with his even larger hands, and suck on your nipples greedily. he knew how much it turned you on.

suguru decides to save the last photo for later, already embarrassed by how he coated the gray sweat pants he wore with a dark stain of cum. finally starting the game, he hoped that maybe a few frustrating games would take his mind off and kill his raging hard on before you could get home. he sends a quick text to make sure you’re alright before queuing up, smiling to himself at the immediate notification he gets within the minute.

and yet the world throws another predicament his way.

“seriously suguru? i just wanna hang out with my boyfriend after being gone for so long. and he’s just too focused on his game to pay attention to me.” “baby, m’gonna get a longer ban from queue if i leave for you again” suguru sighs, feeling your arms wrap around him from behind his gaming chair, already tilting his head to get the small little kiss you usually place on his neck. always on the muscles around his neck, which left him sensitive.

suguru tries to pay attention to the skill checks, his hold on the mouse almost faltering when you don’t stop, leaving a trail of black lipstick around his neck and shoulder blades with every kiss. maybe it’s good he always walks around with those tight wife beaters on. “please? jus’ wanna hang out with you..” you whine softly, one of your hands running up and down his defined chest, cute white and black ombré acrylics grazing him through the shirt.

“c’mere.” suguru groans, watching in his peripheral vision how you eagerly slipped under his arms, sitting up on his lap as he adjusted. “how about this, you sit on my cock and after this match, i’ll fuck you. properly.” a grin curls when you waste no time in rolling down his sweat pants, him sitting up slightly so you could full undress his lower body fully. “looks like you’ve already came..” you hum, palming his leaking dick, your thumb rolling the globs over his tip.

“you looked so sexy in those outfits sweetie. c-couldn’t stop thinkin’ of you.” suguru groans, hiding his character real quick and slapping your thigh, “hurry up baby.” he moans from the feeling of your walls constricting around him, you sitting facing him, whines already slipping out your mouth and into his ears as you hide your face in his neck. “sugu.. m’gonna cum~” he huffs, paying attention to the game, chuckling, “game’s almost over. just wait. you can do it baby.”

his praise has your pussy clenching around him, and as much as you’d love to roll your hips and take his dick without permission. his new chair had arm rests, forcing you to lift your thighs over them, keeping you in place. only able to wet his cock and warm him. “but i want you to cum in me. fill me up to the brim.” your nails dig into his skin, needy for the familiar feeling of when he’s spill his hot cum in you. it was always a lot, always enough.

“only one more left..” suguru mutters more to himself than you. but you could feel his cock twitch inside you, as if trying to stretch you even further. “hurry— please!” your snarky remark was cut off by a harsh and quick slap on your ass that wasn’t hidden under the short dress you wore, him laughing sickly from how high the pitch of your voice had gotten.

“i must spoil you to much. thinkin’ you can talk to me like that..” suguru sighs, kissing your neck as he focused on the last gen that was almost finished. “didn’t your mama tell you that if you don’t have anything nice to say, then you shouldn’t say it at all? tsk. stupid thing.” his sudden change of attitude made you tuck your head, thighs shaking as your squeeze your eyes shut. you loved it when he got like this. it was so hot, yet so mean. and the sting on your ass wasn’t very nice either. curse those skimpy lace panties you decided to wear.

“m’sorry sugu.. wasn’t thinkin’..” you mumble, tears prickling in your eyes when he gives another slap but perhaps the familiar in-game sound of the exit gates powering up gave you some excitement. ready for his match to end already. “it’s okay. you’re never thinking. what a dumb girl i have. so clueless.” the feeling of your pussy fluttering once again has suguru smiling, hurrying his character towards one of the exit gates. despite his low tolerance towards your impatience. he swiftly sits up after his character escapes, not bothering to look at the end game screen and picking you up.

“gonna fuck this pussy right.” suguru grunts, sloppily kissing you as he holds you against the nearest wall, holding your dress up with a pinned hand and almost pulling out, moaning at the sound of your juices dripping on the ground. “please sugu. need you to cum in my pussy. your pussy.” your whines has him shuffling his thick girth back into you, latching his mouth onto your nipples as he begins to thrust up into you. “yea? ya want me to cum in my pussy like a little fleshlight huh?” he chuckles, gaining scratches along his back in response.

“mhm! love it when you cum in me. feels soooo, fucking— good!” your eyes roll back when the head of his cock rolls against your sweet spot, jaw hanging at the feeling of him harshly sucking off your nipples before moving to your exposed neck, holding your plump thighs tight. “bet you wanna hear it too. gonna cum baby?” when you nod quickly, suguru deeply kisses you, tongue’s fighting each other in a moment of heat as his thrusts become faster and sharper. “hear how i cum in you baby. how i fill up— fuck, my, pussy, with, my, cum.” he speaks between bated breath’s, taking away yours in one swift angled thrust, your cunt tight around him as you two stay in a silent needy kiss.

your pussy throbs from the squelching sound his cum shooting into you. you could feel how the ropes of cum warmed you up. it was intoxicating. so sensitive to the feeling of the rest of his hot cum spilling in you. you were already creaming around him afterwards, your shared cum sticking to each other as he finally pulled away.

“sugu.. can you do that again..?”

[se0bs]

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(took a break sorry for just disappearing)

Keeho

Just to let you know he will do all the decorating no if buts you can have you little hobby corner but that’s all oh and if you like stuffies you can have them on the bed.When he changes the room around he will always get your opinion but no use it at all but he will not mess with your stuff he keeps it the way you feel comfortable with!!

“Ok so can I move this around if that’s fine I do don’t like the way it looks here maybe here?” Keeho said looking like a home designer.”Yeah idc do what you need to hun”

Theo

Oh he will have a queen sized bed and a king sized blanket just for him you need to get your own.The tv is always on even if he is on his phone like come on😭.He feels like he like minimalist and like a white room that looks like solitary confinement not even kidding you giving beige mom tbh….rip your sanity

“Sir I’m cold can you give me a bit of your blanket…” you told him “Get your own loser” Theo said to you is a sleepy voice “Ok” you said rowling over him to where the blanket is

Jiung

Room feels cozy like just walking into makes you want to drop and lay on the ground.Has a loft the bed on top and the desk on the bottom or maybe a couch that turns into a bed.The big light is never on he has the light that purple orange if you know ily.Probably has a dog calendar with you favorite days/holidays with a star next to it.

“I not getting up any time soon jiung just telling you” “Mk you you like Christmas so I can mark that?” Jiung said turning towards you “I LOVE IT”

Intak

YOU DO NOT WANT TO BE IN THE SAME ROOM WITH HIM IM TELLING YOU.Ok I’m exaggerating but like I feel it deep in my soul his ass would push you of the bed and wake up on the other side of the bed.You can’t even have your own blanket he will take it and use his and yours at the same time.His hand is right up your nose…

“Intak move your hand it’s in my ear for gods sake” you said not moving since he will take that blanket instead of moving his hand “mmmmhmm” he said and never moved his hand.

Soul

Messy gamer room not like gamer but like Ps5 games or Xbox idk.Has like multiple random anime figures on his self.But the good side is he’s the only normal sleeper both can use the blanket and even like cuddle and shit.He has a poster of himself on the ceiling.

“It smells like totally shit in here soul” you said plugging your nose “Sorry old food also look who I got!!” Soul showing you a anime girl you don’t know “Cool”

Jongseob

Basic teenager boy room like messy bed random posters on the wall a desk just there and a big as tv on the ground…like wtf.The fan is one 24/7 even when it’s cold outside he can’t sleepy with out it.Clothes are on the bed for some reason don’t even ask him.

“It’s cold in here seob I’m turning this off” slowly getting out of the bed you guys share.

“Whatever…Meanie” watching YouTube

[punkeropercyjackson]

Accurate and non-bigoted Batfam headcanons

Dick:Master chef,optimistic ray of sunshine but also a genius with a lot of edge,brownskin romani with a hooked nose and a wolfcut,eldest daughter,married to Kory and Roy and Lian,Mar'i,Jake and Cara(Dickroy kid)'s loving mom and demisexual who experiences sexual harrasment often due to objectifying and degrading assumptions but is defended by her spouses and her other loved ones

Jason:Darkskin afrolatino who's heavily connected to his culture,goth punk asshole who tries to act cool but is actually an absolute loser,fucked up ass morals with a proper redemption arc and no coddling,gamer and literature nerd with a neapolitan food addiction,straightedge as a coping mechanism,only dates his friends and weirdgirls(I.e trans women,autistic women and women of color)and Rhato's only DC-assigned member is Artemis while the rest of the run gets an entire rehaul

Tim:Half white native(cherokee),energy drink addict,narcoleptic,has the personality of a normal traumatized teenage boy,Jack was an ass dad but not physically abusive and Janet was the perfect mom,no special powers,treated nicely by everyone but also bullied by everyone because he deserves both and enjoys both too and his adult hero name is Hawk

Cass:Brown monolid eyes and light brown skin,butchgender transbian,tradgoth,makes her own team called 'The Unbreakables' consisted entierly of parental abuse victims,unhinged and unrestrained,very kind and has a big soft side but she's mostly really rough,eternal Jason beef and he knows not to test her and the only Batkid who's Batman

Duke:Afrocurls fade,adopted by Bruce officially and is the 5th Robin instead of Damian,an Outlaw,him and Jason are eachother's Robin,has reality warping powers that made the N52 never happen,has a black girl love interest that's the Starfire to his Robin,post-Rhato makes his own team called 'The Lights' and his adult mantle is Eris(he's so femme and my tag for him is 'Signal of Hope and Chaos' for obvious reasons)

Damian:Brownskin and hook nosed like Dick but in a distinctively arab way,properly potrayed as the brutally irreversibly traumatized abuse victim he is instead of 'the demon child',gets a healing arc and NOT a redemption arc because he's never done anything wrong in his entire fucking life,Maps is his love interest and his team is the All New Teen Titans consisting of a proper cast and writing like the Rhato fixit(including Nell being Batgirl and neither aged up Jon or D*mijon)

Stephanie:Blasian specifically half south korean and half jamaican(her last name is Brown)with black butterfly locs,fat flat queen,full force pastel punk aesthetic and lifestyle and vigilanteism,part of The Unbreakables and was a 90s Young Justice member,Cass' soulmate by choice in every universe and vice versa,mentored by Talia as Robin and is Batwoman with her own solo run about it

Babs:Black/white mixed natural redhead,butch trans lesbian married to Dinah,stays Oracle and is good friends with Kory,highkey a losergirl but she makes it work and something of a friendly old soul

Bruce:Proudly jewish,jumbled mess of a man who fucks up a lot and does good just as much and leaves the adoption of troubled but good kids to his now grown kids because he's a bit too tired to raise any more and that's perfectly okay

All of them:Transgendah with da 'tism

[stardew-shitposterino]

Stardew Valley Bachelors playing Overcooked with the farmer

I played overcooked with my brother today and it gave me this idea. It’s a bit niche but who cares? I don’t ✨

Sam:

-will scream the entire time

-starts off chill, grows more and more stressed the longer you play

-“I’M THE RACOON GUY!”

-has no fucking plan whatsoever, don’t even try to explain a plan to him

-just go with the flow with him… it is all chaos anyway

-overall not the best at the game, but he is the most fun to play with out of all 6 bachelors

Sebastian:

-he is the opposite of Sam…maybe not entirely

-so he’s really strategic

-will scream the entire time as well (don’t take it personally, he’s s just very passionate about it)

-he’s the grumpy dark cat lol

-loves the very hard levels with the changing kitchens because then he can plan out how you go about it entirely. As I said, he’s a very passionate gamer

-you’ll play the levels over and over again till you have 3 stars…so buckle up 😼

Harvey:

-the last time he played any video game was when he was a child and had a Nintendo 64 🤷🏼‍♀️

-sooo,,,he’s really not good 😭

-he is a well-tempered person, but OH BROTHER

-run for the hills when he loses at video games

-such a sore loser, he’s so eager to beat the levels but he isn’t that good at coordinating his character which puts him in a very rarely-seen temper tantrum

-“WHAT THE?! I DID THE THING SO WHY ISN’T HE DOING WHAT I WANT FOR FUCK’S SAKE !?” (He never says ‘fuck’, so it means he is MAD ANGRY)

-he’s the squirrel with the nice moustache…you know why 😘

Elliott:

-he’s not really the gamer type, soooo he has no clue what he’s doing

-but surprisingly, he is not too bad

-in fact, he gets the hang of it really fast for a guy who never plays video games

-not related to the game, but he loves it when you sit in his lap while playing 🥰 he likes having you close

-since there isn’t one character that really looks like him, he’s taking the narwhal or some other sea creature,,, he just thinks they are neat 🤷🏼‍♀️

-will be so proud of you when you manage to beat a level with 3 stars

-“we make such a great team, right y/n? 😄”

Shane:

-old-school gamer, baby

-like Harvey, he started his gaming career with Nintendo 64 and Sega Genesis, but he never stopped and it became one of his main hobbies

-is a sore loser as well, so he’ll complain about fucking up…A LOT

-“WHAT ARE YOU DOING !? GIVE ME THE FUCKING ONION!!!WE ARE LOSING TIME, BABE!!!!”

-stress snacker. If you have snacks on the table, he’ll grab in the bowl and eat them all while you’re playing

-when you win a level, he’ll be way too enthusiastic…I’m talking giving you an aggressive kiss on either the lips or cheeks and being like “WOOOOHOOO WE FUCKING RULE THIS BITCH”

-plays as either the eagle or the calico cat. If there was a chicken, he’d be that lol

Alex:

-he’s one of the younger bachelors, but video games? It’s not his forté

-he was the kind of kid to play outside, he was rarely in his room doing something…so he isn’t that good 😅

-he is like your grandma who just got her first smartphone

-he doesn’t really get anything and is really just bumming about, so you carry the both of you to at least 2 stars

-he’s very competitive though; so he’ll still try to be good for you (and his ego)

-he sucks ASS sorry baby boy 😭🥹

-his favourite character is the guy with sunglasses 😎 because he looks like him

[ramu-ego]

Thirst but feel free to elaborate

I want to fuck nagi so bad. He's so cute, and lazy. He's such a pillow princess. Imagine fucking him while he's playing his game and telling him to focus on it. He's trying to not moan, especially if he were kind of gamer who'd use voice chats, so he'd have to hold his voice back but he can't so his moans would keep on slipping.

This could be for hiori too :) I love both very much

(nsfw) MUTE IT :: Seishiro Nagi x femdom!Reader

anon, dear lovely sexy anon, I use to see fics and feel my skin crawl at the gamer!boy fics and the weird greasy boys domming reader and never understood the allure until now...I JUST WANTED TO PEG A GAMER BOY YOU'VE AWAKEN SOMETHING IN ME ANON ♡ - askbox open cw: fem!Reader, dom!Reader, established relationship, toxic gamer trope (not Nagi) exhibition, sex toys, pegging, anal, sexual themes, unedited word count: 2.4k character(s): Nagi Seishiro

DNI :: minors, blank blogs + m!Reader blogs

One sigh into his mic had Nagi mumbling his words the second he off handedly mentioned you were home, "Yeah no, she got home from work earlier than expected is all."

"Boo!"

"What about guys only game night?!"

"You gonna quit early then you fucking simp?"

"Watch Seishiro is gonna log out because he's too busy sucking his girls dick like a wimp."

The onslaught of shitty responses came after Nagi hadn't even made a big deal about you coming home. No intention of fighting them over it because all he needed was the body count to do something in his game. He'd do it alone if it was a solo players job. On his belly lounging in bed, Nagi looked away from his screen when you came and sat behind him on his thighs.

"Want me to mute it?" He asked haphzardly.

You could make out the garbage talking on the other end of his mic. But knew immediately it wasn't anyone to concern yourself with. Instead stretching out your arms until you cupped the underside of Nagi's ass. Teasing touch of your thumbs dipped down between his thighs and closer to his sensitive areas. Leaving you to only smile when you jiggled his ass in his grey sweats, "Mute it, only if you don't want them to hear you baby."

Drawn out of his lips was a low moan Nagi didn't entirely hide. Twisting the mic away from his mouth a little bit was all he did. Half lidded eyes shutting entirely now when he wiggled his hips under you and stuck his butt up a little more in the air. Unable to use his words. But using a few pathetic groaning noises to indicate he wanted you to touch him more.

If he didn't care those losers heard, then why should you?

Catching your fingers in his waistband, Nagi lifted his hips up just enough to let you pull down his sweats in one good. How wonderful his ass did look in them couldn't compare to the real thing. Squeezing and groping his ass with your weight pinning his legs down. Nagi squirmed and moaned little by little under your attention. Hips going from sedentary and lazy; to wiggling and pushing up against your in wordless demands of more. Even though his underwear he couldn't help it.

Leaning down, yanking down his shirt a little just to press your lips at the base of his neck above his shoulder blades, Nagi's full body shudder made him drop the game controller and bury his face in the bedding under him. Noise correctly muffled from the mic now as Nagi's headphones hung around his neck instead. Questions and demands of what the hell was was doing and to get his ass back to the game could be heard.

"Bunch of losers...can't even do the game without you." Your lips curling into a smile still pressed against the pale part of skin you kissed, "Lets take a little more of your time, shall we?"

No back talk Nagi laid limp with his face in the bed when you worked his underwear down around his thighs. Framing his bubble butt in your hands as soon as you could. Squeezing and groping it as he moaned into the bedding. Writhing under your attention as his cock grew and remained pinned between his body and the bedding. All the relief he got was from your hands on his ass and whatever he could manage rutting his hips into the bed under him.

Just as his mind grew hazy and he was getting into a rhythm of rocking his hips into the bedding, your touch was gone. Distraught but with an utterly unreadable façade Nagi drug his face out of the bedding to look why you stopped. Pouting in the meantime when your hands were no longer on him at all. Instead fishing out something in the bedside drawer next to your shared bed.

"Don't look at me like that." You didn't waste a breath berating him with that kicked puppy dog look in his eyes when you sat back up with a bottle in your hands. Holding it between your thumb and forefinger just to swing the little container in front of him, Nagi immediately recognized what you drug up, "I told you to mute it. No going back now."

No going back indeed. Fisting the sheets under him while he could only think to bite down on a wad of bedding under his face. Nagi wiggled his hips when the icy hot sensation of lube dripped down his crack. Lubing him up a little excessively but he wasn't about to complain when you drew your finger up and down, spreading it as you went and teasing his entrance.

The threat to mute his gaming mic was very real. Now missing the opportunity at all Nagi let out a toe curling moan the second your finger slipped up to it's second knuckle in him. Every muscle in his body tensing then releasing with the wave of pleasure. Fists still balled up with bed in them. Nagi was found wiggling back on your finger demanding more like a true greedy princess before you even had a chance to move.

"Want more." Nagi murmured when you swished your finger around his insides, "Want more now."

"It slipped in so easily no wonder you want more." Drawing your finger up his crack to lather it in lube, you had absolutely no problem shoving another finger inside his twitching walls along with the first. Nagi's spine dipping in. Hips pushing back and his cock leaking onto the bed beneath him. He looked so endearingly breedable laid out on his stomach like this, "You know..." You used your free hand to draw a feathery light touch between his shoulder blades. Right away feeling him tighten around you and forcing you to push your fingers into him slower just to make them fit, "A shame all they can do is hear you...But they're all still so loud." You made note of the commentary still pouring through the headphones that drowned out Nagi's meager moans, "Maybe you need to be a little louder."

Groaning in protest volume wasn't in his arsenal. Only wanting to drown in pleasure of your fingers mixing up his insides while he still had his headset on. Nagi protested when you drew your fingers out of him. Whining with his cheek plastered into the bed under him that he didn't care what they heard all he wanted was to cum. You noted his concerns and hushed him up quickly when Nagi caught a glimpse of what he saw you drag out finally.

"Mmm." You lubed up the bulbous end of your side of the toy. Some silicone now slimy with lube before you pulled your shorts to the side. Slipping in your end of the strapless toy with ease. Adjusting very quickly when you flicked on the vibrations. Ripples of sensation making your walls clench around the toy as you thrusted it in and out of yourself a few times for good measure. Nagi engrossed in seeing you fuck yourself with the shorter end of the strapless dildo before getting it just right. Leaving the much longer end pointing out to him as you returned to dousing it in lube above his peachy little ass, "Don't worry. I'll make sure you cum and shut those lame fucks up at the same time."

Nagi had no desire or time to question your methods. Press of the toy head against his slipper entrance and soon your silicone cock was disappearing inside him.

"Seishiro are you still there?"

"Told you guys he'd give up when his bitch got home."

"Dumbass left his account on he's so whipped."

Sinking your cock down to the base in him. Nagi's noises bubbling up even louder than with your fingers. His back dipped in while his hips pushed up into your pelvis. Ass shaking and begging for more of the length you couldn't give him after taking it all. Nagi's head set had been dropped right next to his head. The perfect place for you to reach over him, pressing your strap deeper into his guts and snagging the loud gaming tool for yourself.

"This thing still on?" You knew it was but still spoke exceptionally clearly into the mic. Quick to hear everyone clam up when they stumbled onto the fact you may have heard their shit commentary, "Ahem-" You cleared your throat after you got their attention. Dragging your hand down your baby's back and smiling down at Nagi who wiggled his ass against you utterly unaware of what you were doing now, "Sorry your little free ticket for easy game play is busy right now. His bitch of a girlfriend got home and well...guess he's a little busy."

Putting the headphones right back on Nagi's mop of white hair. You twisted the mic back towards his mouth and grabbed fistfuls of his hips immediately. Driving your strap into him as deep as you could just as he had been whining about. A loud whimpering moan drug from his lips and sent right into the mic. Nagi didn't care if he'd be heard by the lot of gamers he'd befriended. Not when your tip threatened to slip right out of him before you fucked it right back into him.

Waiting for exactly this. Nagi's ass in the air while you slammed your hips into him from behind. Hefting up the giant soccer player so he was face down in the bed with your hands grabbing his hips to hold them in place for you. The slap of skin as you fucked Nagi still wearing the gaming headphones was only drown out by the loud lewd noises he was spewing right into the mic previously covered up by some blankets.

"No way your doing that! Faker!"

"Dude are you fucking on stream?!"

"You heard her she's fucking Seishiro oh my god he's getting pegged!"

Their comments were flooding not only the headphones adoring the top of Nagi's head. But also the little chat channel in the corner of his screen. All of them madly typing in hysterics as you continued to fuck their golden gamer boy in real time.

Not able to grab a fistful of his hair like you would any other time. You settled on using Nagi's hips to pull him back onto your strap with the weight of him behind it. Driving your tip into his deepest parts and stirring growing and louder moans right out of the man. Clumps of white hair sticking to his face as he grew even redder in the face each passing moment. Nagi's ass and thighs jiggling off your hips with each thrust. Threatening to pull out completely each time. Just to slam it back into him and enjoying the little wiggle of Nagi's ass when your toy abused the sweetest spot right against his prostate.

With a flick of your finger the vibrations were set up to the highest setting. Making Nagi even louder and the chat in his game loose their collective minds as they all really figured out their number one gamer was getting pegged for them all to hear. His cock untouched and bouncing from the thrusts. Smacking his thighs or his stomach with his sensitive bulbous cock head. Leaving a gooey trail of precum that never seemed to end. His back dipped in and Nagi spread his legs wider with the inevitable orgasm tightening in his stomach. Still with just the vibrating end inside you. Making your walls clench and flutter with pleasure each time you slammed into him. You couldn't help but quicken your pace and tighten your grip on his hips just to hold him in place when you struck the golden spot on your end.

"Shit- Baby, god-" You felt the tightening in your stomach grow when Nagi lowered himself just enough on your strap that it pushed up against your sweet spot, "Fuck- I'm going to cum fucking you- Shit I really am-"

"Fuck I wanna cum-" Nagi whined into the microphone now damp with his spit from being mashed into the bed while you fucked him. Slack jawed, panting and matching your thrusts so you hit as deep in him as possible. Nagi didn't even realize what you had said about cumming yourself. Only focused on the wave of pleasure growing and growing until there was just nothing else he could do.

Letting out the loudest moan yet Nagi twisted his fists into the bedding he had a death grip on just as his orgasm overtook his senses entirely. Hip shaking, cock twitching orgasm drowning the six four man in toe curling pleasure as you fucked him right through it all. Not quite a spurt but the first thickest wad of cum drooling off his tip when he clenched around your toy. Milky and white in contrast to the precum from before. His cum oozed out of him with each abusing stroke of your tip against his prostate.

Leaving Nagi a moaning mumbling mess with the microphone against his lips as you dug your fingertips into his hips and pushed your thrusts right into your own tummy twisting pleasure. High vibed humming of the vibrator that helped Nagi cum as hard as he did. Now doing it's job as your walls clenched around the thicker end inside you. Hips giving way to an erratic rut just to ride out your own orgasm. Enjoying the high even more as you pushed into him with each wave of pleasure. Milking the idea that you were really cumming in your lazy gamer boyfriend to the max until you finally had to let out the breath you were holding. Cunt fluttering around the toy inside you. And Nagi passed out with his face in the bed and ass still up in the air with you buried inside him. You suddenly remembered the headphones crooked on his head. No surprise not hearing any vulgar comments now. Just the muffled noises of prudes doing what prudes did best on the other end of it.

Plucking the headphones off Nagi's head, a little labored breathing as your walls still ached around the side buried between your legs. You laughed into the mic itself, "Next time you wanna talk shit, mute it so this bitch doesn't ruin your little game. Now, if you'll excuse him-" You reached down and curled your fingers around Nagi's cock with your strap pressing deep inside him all over again and your finger hovering over the off switch of the gaming headphones, "Your free gaming prodigy won't be playing with you again. He's too busy getting fucked by the bitch that interrupts your guy time."

[hypnodrea]

songs/artists i’d force TWST Housewardens to listen to

— Riddle Rosehearts aka Rizzle Smoulderheart

Mans would probably be like, making me study or some shit, hopefully helping me or just around me in general. And I just whip out the nasty ass phone Daddy Crowley gave me and boot up whatever version of Spotify there and bat my eyes at Riddle saying, “Oh, music helps me focus more when studying!” When we all know that is a full on lie.

So he would be around or something and I would just start blasting the most inappropriate music ever. Probably something like Man Areas or Squidwards Nose. One of those, y’know? Just cause I think it’d be funny seeing him get all red and angry, like a raspberry.

He’d prolly yell “Off with your head” at me but that would be useless because I’m magic-less

— Leona Kingscholar aka Mr. Worldwide

Me, personally, me, personally, I’d be rockin’ to take a nap with this homie. He’d prolly hate it, but I would! And y’see, I’d come up with some bullshit that like, music helps with dreams or some shit, just anything to convince him to let me play a playlist as he sleeps.

And it’d be full of Tyler the Creator. But specifically the genre of his songs like, See You Again, What a Day, Earfquake, BEST INTEREST, songs of his like those. Now I think Leona would probably like Tyler, idk, they both have them vibes and them two my favorite men.

But yeah, I’d make him listen to Tyler, he seems like he would like at least one or two songs of his, and I sure as hell know that I would be down on my knees just to hear him sing a song.

— Azul Ashengrotto aka ‘Baka Tako’

I would literally sell my soul to him just to make him listen to every single FNAF song. It has to be FNAF. I want to get at least two or three stuck in his head, so he feels cringe and ashamed to admit liking the songs.

It would be so worth it though, seeing Azul all dripped up for Board Game Club (azul + idia club card when—) and just him humming like, Join Us For A Bite, and Idia slow head turning to him as he experiences flashbacks.

I’d be soulless for the rest of my life just to hear Azul singing Five Nights At Freddys, but god, wouldn’t that be a sight to see.

— Kalim Al-Asim aka the most nicest boy ever

I could not do anything mean to this boy, I would introduce him to like, Kali Uchis or Laufey. This man deserves all the pretty women music. I’d also just give him genuine song recommendations for like, parties too.

Maybe some like, Odetari type of music for like movin’ & groovin’. Definitely some Pitbull, Daddy Yankee, y’know all the good body mover ones. Songs that just make ya wanna swing your hips and drop it down white boy style.

Kalim is such a precious boy I would make it my life’s goal to give him all the classic bangers and new shit. Also Peso Pluma. No words. Just Peso.

— Vil Schoenheit aka the IT Girl

He scares me. I don’t want him calling my music taste ugly 😭 I’d get like, Rook to get him to listen to any of my recommendations. Or literally any one else but me. I’m sensitive :(

Anyways onto the songs/artists, ahhhh, probably K-pop. I like a lot of songs but I also heard that the dances are pretty sick too. So he can like, have fun with that. Maybe specifically like, Red Velvet, or like the BTS members but only their solo songs because I like them better like that.

Also giving him like, serious recommendations because I don’t want him to curse me if I made him listen to like a fucking Lorax song.

— Idia Shroud aka the loser gamer boy

I’m making him listen to every single Tom Cardy song I know. If there is any one in the goddamn school that could appreciate him, it would be Idia. And I wouldn’t go for the obvious choice of making him listen to Hatsune Miku because he has his little Fates idol group thing, and also because it would be too predictable.

Tom Cardy on the other hand, he is extremely unpredictable and I love him for that. Specifically showing Idia all the more funny and mainstream songs of Tom Cardy like Red Flags, Mixed Messages, and Perception Check.

Making him hum Perception Check as he beats the hell out of Azul on online Uno as Azul screeches and everytime he gets a +2 or +4 making him say ‘Nat 20 let’s fucking go’

— Malleus Draconia aka …who?

I think my more modern music taste would kill him, so I’d just give him the entire Nutcracker ballet to listen to because it is such a banger ballet, dude.

Or just ballets in general, I think he’d enjoy them in the background as he does whatever he does in his little Gargoyle club thingy.

Me and him when that beat drops in the Knights Dance from the Romeo and Juliet ballet.

{This is not at all supposed to be close to canon, this is just for funsies. I’ll prolly do the first years next…}

[justtvthoughts]

Miraculous Ladybug thoughts, Season 1: Gamer

Excuse you, Kim. Feels very much like you're talking down to people here. "Yeah, the two best players get into the tournament." "Actually, it's just to see who's playing with Max." THAT'S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE AS HE GETS HIS ASS KICKED.

What's wrong with letting her try out, Alya? Huh? Two best players means she has to earn her spot so if she can do it, she IS the best representation for the school.

Okay, screw your remarks, Kim and Max. It's a tryout, you assholees, let her try out without talking down to her!

Marinette is so cute.

Destroy him, Marinette, he deserves it.

You know what? I'm so into this, I don't care if she wanted to do the tournament originally because of Adrien but I love the fact that after Kim and Max were being Assholes Marinette just completely forgets and is like "Now I have to drag your nose in it, so feeeel the pain crybaby." Iconic, respect to our gaming queen.

That's right! Support your BFF, Alya! Where was this two minutes ago?

Look Max, I get you love video games but seems like you're definitely being a sore loser. And you know what? Two people beat you. TWO. So obviously, you're not the best gamer. You're just being a baby.

You know what, Tikki? Screw that. She won fair and square, no cheating or anything AND everyone talked down to her about even CONSIDERING trying out. She shouldn't feel bad about it no matter what her motives were.

Tom and Sabine watching Adrien: He will be our future son!

Dammit just let Adrien have a croissant. Look at the love in his eyes as he looks at it! That's how he looks at Ladybug! Look at that boy and tell me he isn't in love with croissants. LOOK AT HIM.

Tom and Sabine are already planning Adrien and Marinette's wedding cake, I'm telling you.

Love seeing Adrien as a little ball of rage while Marinette fondly smiles at him. Cute.

Let Adrien eat, my god, he's so in love with their cooking.

I see that smirk while he's on top of you, Marinette. I see you looking at his lips.

THE TERROR IN HIS EYES WHEN HE LET GO OF MARINETTE!!! HE CARES ABOUT HER SO MUCH!!!

"Oh no, Marinette's in danger. Better hold her in my arms then flirt with her and check her out. Better do a super extra gymnastics routine too so she thinks I'm cool." Chat. CHAT.

"Wait, you play my favorite video game too? Better marry you, then." Chat. CHAT.

Why the hell would they just chuck their weapons at a robot that absorbs things? That's such a terrible idea?

"Oh, is Chat doing a dorky pose? Hmm, better check him out with love in my eyes." LADYBUG.

This is such a cool freaking akuma battle, it's just big ass robots fighting to the death. I love it.

Okay, that's absolutely just Ladybug showing off for Chat and shoving Max into the dirt for being a sore loser. Proud of her. She has my full support.

JUST. FREAKING. SUPLEXED. A. ROBOT. YOU CANNOT TELL ME THAT WASN'T LADYBUG JUST BEING DONE WITH THIS BOY.

Max, literally TWO different people beat you today. Maybe wanna watch your ridiculous ego a bit and have some humility?

"Oh, you can just stay in the robot, I won't be long, Chat. Be right back, love you, bye!" This is...this is what just happened right?

That's very sweet of you Marinette, but no, screw Max, he's being a baby.

Adrien, I love and appreciate you so much. See, for Adrien it's at least justified. Also how did Adrien convince his father to even let him go to this?

[itoshi-s]

Have you ship ur moots yet? If you haven't I kinda wanna see it :)

hi nonnie !!! UH OH i had to let it marinade in my inbox for a lil but it's here finally ˃̵ᴗ˂̵

considering i'm moots with quite a few people on here,, i included just these that i interacted w the most / followed for the longest !! </3 i love each n every single one of u tho MWAH bbies !

@garoujo & nagi ,, they're endgame </3 i don't make the rules they come in a pack ! sweetest gamer couple ever !!!!! have u seen them at the gym 2gether !! @_@ u cannot tell me otherwise n if you think any different,, you're delirious LOL

@haitanisbug keelo my beloved ,,,, u belong w the haitanis in a poly ship </3 PLEASEEEEE you'd rock their world. and make them do the filthiest most insane shit 2 each other. MHM MHM i am rooting for this . also: shinichiro >_< keep that boy on a leash !

@tinymaru & reo !!!!! OBVIOUSLY DUH ! reine makes his rich boy ass so whipped i know it . reo's told me himself he's so in luv ong o_o also have u seen them on a double date w/ seishiro & emmie .. THE CUTEST ever !

@yaakultt n loser isagi ........ the pretty sassy girlfriend w her lame golden retriever bf .. >_< BUT ALSO ever since i picked up hq i SOOOO definitely get ur selfship w kags. it just works. i see it so well kayla i am a BIG fan !!!!

@katasstrophy RIVER hear me out.. let me tell u soMETHING LET ME TELL U SOMETHING ... sae .. it makes SOOOOO much sense. he'd LOVE u and your snarky ass. constant teasing but he smiles at u when you're not looking. PLSSSS also. ever since u outed urself as a ushijima kinda gal .... yeah.. i see it vividly he adores u. somethin about u being an aspiring writer ,, abt u being all crazy n fun and him just @_@ falling head over heels for u bc you're similar in a way but then again,, there's some differences that make it so much more enthralling. SOBBING i have sm more to say abt both of these ships

@ryudoll *slams fists on the table* RYUSEI !!!!!!! i don't take any criticism @_@ the sweetest shy gf w/ her clinically insane boyfie ??? HELLO ?? jae you'll always be the otp in my eyes ! always forever ! he's your crazy doberman boyfriend BUT u keep him on a lil pink leash and he always comes crawling back </3 PLEASE this is so cute. i am biting my fist as we speak

@lalunanymph DAWN PLS .. KAKUCHO.. i remember reading ur works back in my tokrev era and you were the one (1) single content creator on here to make me see the potential in this man !!!! how else would u do that if u weren't literal soulamtes o_o y'all just. belong together. all classy but sweet. thinkin of u two in the bonten timeline....... how you'd ABSOLUTELY turn heads ........ you're the IT couple you're the moment ! </3

@iitoshi ALL THE RINS !!!!!! all of em ! pls the way i can't wait to get to hq s4 just to meet suna n see the yet another rin that bagged u ! >_< but also !!!!! idk how u feel abt him but your vibes make me think of mitsuya sm </3 you're both the sweetest n I KNOW he'd be obsessed. i wanna see that happen mhm mhm

@saetoshis KUNIGAMI !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NNGHHHHHH or or or tengen OR ANY BEEFY MAN U DESIRE MOSHI ! cuz u would bag them 100000000%. i think of you and i think of big juicy sturdy men ! kuni is my 1st choice tho <3 you're his biggest fan n he makes sure he shows gratitude in ... various ways........ some filthier than others ADKLHK but you're the sweetest couple ik it </3

@no3tis LALA HEAR ME OUT .. bachira ............. @_@ I KNOW you'd be the most fun couple 2 be around and i'd most probably piss myself laughing around u two LOL you're both insane n i lub u <3 you give me such similar vibes but it WORKS i can see you together so well !!!!!!1 one of these couples that u glance at and just FEEL that they're perfect for each other !

@haithamuse ESTHER i might not know the al haitham guy just yet but. BUT ! he gives me v smart vibes and so do u and IT WORKS in my mind !!!!! idc if i got it wrong cuz it's 1000% true to me (>_<) !! but also. let me just suggest ....... the man himself that you'd DEF bring down on HIS knees instead !!! kaiser @_@ pls you're already like past the language barrier n almost neighbors too. just fall in love already i wanna see that happen KDAJHAK

@dark-mnjiro n barou !!!!!! PLSSSS lee. sigh you'd make this man reach his full malewife potential that we all KNOW he has. you're the couple that makes everyone heal !!! the couple that makes all ur friends feel like you're the parents of the group LOOOOL the vibes are immaculate n u always make me feel so giddy whenever we interact ! it only makes sense u make shoei feel the same & put his guard down around u ! </3

[creepyshowerkid]

Aegon I: ive never heard of this "europe" but it sounds like a big bunch of shit to me

Aenys: thank you for liking the "Real men of genius" beer commercials. Were bringing them back in an attempt to suppress the 2nd American Civil War

Maegor: if a sniper shot me i owuld run over to where he is and kick the gun out of his hand and kill him because hes not specialized in melee fight

Jaehaerys I: incredibly handsome , charismatic famous boy credited with ending income inequality after saying that slumlords should be called "dumblords"

Alysanne: CHILD︓ Papa.. tell me once more about WIFE's DUTY

PAPA︓ it is WIFE's DUTY to protect her husband from villains, always

Viserys I: i help every body, im not racist, i keep myself nice, and when i ask for a single re-tweet in return i am told to fuck off, fuck myself, etc

Rhaenyra: girl;s with cracked phone screens give top like the devil him self

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Aegon II: pleased to announce that i will shatter all barriers in 2017 by becoming the first adult gerber baby

Aegon III: "oh youre sad because a judge died? thats so adorable" i say as i effortlessly list off 100 dead judges from simply my memory

Daeron I: ah.. the perfect Souffle! cant wait to dig in to t(*EVERY PIPE IN MY HOUSE EXPLODES AT THE SAME TIME, COVERING ME IN SHIT AND BOILING WATER*

Baelor: theres never been a horny me,

and never shall i horny be,

And If this sacred vow shall break,

I pray the lord my posts to take

Viserys II: im the only guy who knows how to call out the bull shit of society the smart way. and against all odds i do it for free

Aegon IV: were at the point now, that when i offer to impregnate my girl followers, people assume my motives are sexual. disgusting, grow the fuck up,

Daeron II: let's all be my wife

Daemon Blackfyre: Sword's. The only blade known to man

Aerys I: "ill goon your ass. ill pig you out"

yeuah um, No, its highly unlikely that you will "Goon" my ass. Try reading a book of english

Daemon II Blackfyre: i plan on attending chad and avril's wedding so i can absorb all the Love and Music Energy and use it to repair the corrupted soul of gaia .

Haegon Blackfyre: and now im being unfollow brigaded by traitors who would gladly simply put my ass in the viper pit

Maekar: aggressively joyless oaf hhere. painfully obnoxious respect demander checkign in. extremely dim witted frowning man looking for pals

Aegon V: EVERYONE PLEASE BUY YOUR MAGIC SPELLS BEOFRE AUGUST 30 WHEN EBAY BANS THEM FOR GOOD, CONTACT YOUR LOCAL ANONYMOUS REPRESENTATIVE & HOLLER BS

Daemon III Blackfyre: Dont like the posts ? Goto WWW . KILL MY ASS DEAD . COM...

Jaehaerys II: the doctor reveals my blood pressure is 420 over 69. i hoot & holler outta the building while a bunch of losers try to tell me that im dying

Maelys Blackfyre: scorned Gamer invents a new color of face that is reportedly "Worse than blackface" -- Beyond Fucked - Theres Never seen anything like this.

Aerys II: wearing a false ass crack and prosthetic dick on top of my real ones in case my pants get burned off by fire

Viserys III: please banky. if youre out there reading this i need you to graffiti a chode with balls on my shop teacher's station wagon

Daenerys: girls are such White people

[just-jordie-things]

It’s 3 am and I just got hit with (Pouty) Gamer Gojo™

We know he’s a gamer, he mentioned that himself.

Now what if he tries to impress you by doing all the things he does perfectly but there’s one thing he cant do: beat you in mario kart.

Not because he’s a gentleman (cause that’s a lost cause), but simply because you’re just better. And it’s turns him into such a sour and pouty loser but it’s kinda cute.

I’m a nerd and I love gamer boys TT

~ Nanami Flowershop Anon

yes this is so personal to me actually bc mario kart is the only game i’m good at/actually play and i can kick anyone’s ass ok i’m a MASTER and i WILL RUB IT IN HIS FACE OK (even if he’s already beat me at everything else) I WILL DEMOLISH HIM AS YOSHIIII

[kn1ght-l1ght]

Now that I read all 58 chapters I could find translated about The Vampire Dies in No Time, I think it's fair to say that while most of the jokes themselves aren't SUPER funny, the characters are fucking hilarious & deal with situations in such batshit insane ways that I can't help but want to see what happens next, it's like junk food to me

Draluc's a huge ass gamer loser who literally cannot take what he dishes out & has so much fun rolling with the punches (and turning to sand). Ronald is stupid af & just wants to write his books while basically RP'ing as Leon Kennedy meets Alucard from Hellsing but ends up as a more pathetic Dante from DMC. John is my sweet baby boy who's so smart & reliable, sweetest little guy ever who only wants to make his 2 definitely-not-gay dads happy

It's got a surprising amount of heart with sweet moments sprinkled in, a few characters even showing genuine care in their own fucked up way. My personal score for it so far is a 6.5/10, docking points for the fact most of the gags are just jokes about being naked/the Weird Vampire being a perv (but he does get the shit beat out of him so u know it's not that bad but it does get old), but the characters are fantastic & are all stupid as hell I love them also shout-out to the vampire empress & her twink boyfriend

[fingerlessfoxgloves]

Directory

Hi!! I'm Foxglove >:3c

I go by Fox, Foxy, Gloves, Roxy, or Foxy-Roxy! She/its pronouns!

I'm a creepypasta ヘ(꒪ཀ´꒪ヘ) My best fiends are Jeff, BEN, and Sally!! But I'm trying to make friends with everyone (wether they like it or NOT!!) My weapon of choice are my rawrsome claws ᕦ(ᓀ‸ᓂ)ᕥ

Welcom 2 my blog!! There will be blood and gore and drugs an monstars and SWEARING and dead animals sometimes and stuff!! We LITERALY KILL people so you knw. What did you EXPECT. Aso flashing lgihts, BRITE colros, glitching, unrealitty, etc. Also sorry for my typos!! Iz hard to type with CLAWS n PAWS n stuff. (⓪ヘ⓪)

TAGS

Peeble

Ann

BEN - BEN my friend BEM from BIDEO GAMES.

Brian

Clockwork - WOMAN MOMENT <3 <3 <3

EJ - guy who runs around in the wood lmao. I think he has a PhD??? NERD.

Fox - MY TAG XD this is where I put stuff that are mecore and super epic awesome smexxy (⊙ܫ⊙)

The Gardener

HABIT - TOp ten FREAKS I'm gonna HIT with my CAR!!!

Heart - that one rogue with the dogy!!

Jack - clowntime :3c

Jane

Jeff - hehe stinky. (⊙▽⊙)

Judge

Naomi - Da queen of Insanity!!

Nightshade - BESTIEEE

Nina - BESTIEEE x2combo

Rake - MY LIL MANNNN C'MERE AND LET ME PUT YOUR BALD ASS IN A SWEATER TEEHEE GONNA FEED HIM TREATSSS

Sally - BESTIEEE x3combo

Scarecrow

Seedeater

Silver - gamer boy!!! heehehe epic pwns <3

Sleepless - the Russian Sleep Experiment 0__0

Slender - my weird dad slendy. peepawcore!!

Smile - Dogy.jpg :3

Ted

Tim

Toby

User666

Virus - Toby's weird cousinfriend X-Virus :0 He's nice actually

Widemouth - my fwend :3c

Zalgo - >__<" LOSER!!

Zero

Places

The Academy - I hate school (ง◎‸◎)ง

Camp Creepy - Me n my FRENDS have set up an unofficial summercamp by the lake to feel a little normalcore!! we call it Camp Creepy <3

Cemetery

The Chapel - It kinda teleports around the Slender woodz :0 it looks like an old churh or watever, but there's no actual religious stuff in it besides like. pews.

Cityscapes

The Compound - Where Zalgo and his apostles live >__<

Fog

The Forest - THE SLENDER WOODS :D that's hwere I like to scurry. They surround the Slendermansion!

Gamescapes - Liek the virrutal worlds BEM and SIlver and Stuff hang out in :0 also a lot of us are EPIC GAMERZ and this kinda reminds me of dat 2 =w=

Hideaways

Home - The Slendermansion!! Most of us have our own room der, or live on cabins on the property :3 I get my onw room =w= YOU KNOW it's as big as Slendy needs it to be. Sometimes the layout shifts around a lot... I think iz like a part of him or something??

The Grounds - The places around Slendermansion and in the Slender Woods!! I LUV hanging out on the grounds x3

The Lab - sinister sperimentz happen here X3c

The Lake - Reminds me of Slender Lake (⓪ヘ⓪)

Missions - Pix that remind me of stakeouts and stalkings!! That pre-killing HI (✦‿‿✦)

Mountains

Outbacks

Overworld - Pix that remind me of me n my frenz outings to the humanworld!!

Portals

Suburbia

tedz cave

Travels - It actually takes bit of travles to get where we need to go in the overworld sometims :0 Slendy's portalz don't always drop us off just where we need to go =w= DAS OK THO Because I LUV <3 <3 roadtrips. Comemorating those feelz with this tags!!! Masky usually drives hehe

Underworld - Daz the Pastaverse/Pasta Dimension babeyyy. Pix that remind me of home (ღ˘⌣˘ღ)

Other

Apostles - THE #LAAAAME followers of ZALGO (loser!!)

Candle Cove

Cherry Koolaid - Um... iz not Koolaid (⊙_⊙ ) iz blood. Mmmm yummy!! hehe (＾་།＾)

Creatures - The creaturepastas!! And images that remind me of them. I lov those guys!! they just like me fr fr!!

Creepy Love

Gamerboyz - and girlz!! But like. Silver, BEN, Sonic.exe, that kinda peeps!!

Hanging In There - Reminds me of us hanging out X3

The Net - OKAY so a lot of us kinda use the internet (like how I have dis blog) and these posts n stuff remind me of us and our screentime (⓪ヘ⓪)

The News - Newspaper clippings, etc!

Other Pastas - Pastas I don't know!

Playlist

Pokepasta

Ponypasta

Proxywork - Reminds me of the stuff I see the proxies do!! Super spooooky hehe

Rogues - Jane, Liu, and the like who aren't apostles or proxies =w=

Tapes - Reminds me of those cool videos people make :0 Like Marble Hornets n stuff. SO COOOLLL!!!

Training

TV

.txt - Reminds me of our texts and groupchats XD

Yipping - me talking :0 personal posts an musings n moar!!

[charismaofobedience]

one of my favorite Gamer Facts is that when jun first met makoto he followed him around an arcade picking a fight at every game makoto started trying to play and he lost every single time because he DIDNT PLAY VIDEO GAMES. i love jun

YEAH!!!!!! Jun simply followed him around and tried to beat his ass and was a fail loser every single time to the point this mf starts playing video games SOMEWHAT BECAUSE HE WAS SO BAD IS SO FUNNY TO ME.... my silly dumb wolf hyena boy. little silly gamer. shakes him

[wallysbestie]

“I’ll sing a song to break the ice, just a smile from you would suffice. It’s not me but this is real tonight cause I’ve been thinking ‘bout you lately.” -We Could Happen by AJ Rafael

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[sardonic-the-writer]

cc!DSMP x Reader

━"I Love You Too"

━Everyone

━Tw: A minor joke about suicide

━Notes: This is another long ass headcanon about who says 'I love you' first and how the other reacts. All cc! by the way

━Song: "Everybody Talks" By Neon Trees

Dream

-Chokes on water he's conveniently drinking

-Probably happens over a lame ass discord call at 3 am

-"W-what did you just say (Y/n)?"

-You're definitely going to have to repeat yourself a couple times before it sinks in

-Either Clay goes insane with happiness, or hangs up quickly after to scream about it to Geroge and Sapnap

-Simp

-Don't worry though. Right before you go to bed that night, a little notification pops up on your phone

-" Love you too (Y/n) :) "

George

-Two words: Blushy boi

-Stutters too. If he wasn't colorblind, he might be able to see how red his face is

-But you sure can

-This is probably a story you'll tell his friends and family to embarrass him; how he stopped functioning for a solid hour before saying it back

-"(Y/nnnn) stop it."

-"Sorry. You just look so cute when you blush."

Sapnap

-Sapnap's a lot more confident than most people

-Now that I think about it, he'd be the one to tell you first

-Probably says some overused pickup line, winks at you, and then drops the bomb

-It was because you bought him food

-It was one hundred percent because you got him food

-He's a loser, but he's your loser

-"Love you too, Snapchat."

-He throws a chicken nugget at you

Wilbur

-DEFINITELY happened while you were watching Hamilton together

-After hearing that you had never watched the musical masterpiece, the man dragged you over to his couch and refused to let you out of his grasp until you watched it

-It happened during the song "Burn"

-Wilbur was crying uncontrollably while you laughed at his disheveled state

-"You're such a baby Wil. I love you so much."

-He sobbed harder

-When the 3 hour Brodway performance had finished, you both cuddled for a while

-"I love you too dear. Always and forever."

-Wrote a song about it. What else?

Tommy

-Technically you didn't say it

-You wrote it down on a piece of paper on day and hid it under his pillows

-Because you're a coward that also happens to be in love

-Weeks later, after completing forgetting about your moment of madness, Tommy invited you over for some shenanigans

-It was a normal hang out in his kitchen with various types of coca-cola and mounds of junk food

-At one point, he excuses himself to make his bed because Motherinnit just wasn't dealing with his messy room for one more day

-What can I say. The guy barely makes his bed. Afterall, he does have that whole ✨gamer boy✨ aesthetic going on

-When he throws his pillow off his bed in a pretend temperature tantrum, Tommy notices a folded and aged slip of paper flutter to the floor

-He recognized your handwriting right away

-You don't know his initial reaction, but what happens next you'll never forget

-Tommy walked (note: ran) down the stairs and back into the kitchen with his jaw nearly on the floor

-"(Y/N), WHAT THE FUCK!"

-His thick accent was so thick from surprise, he made it sound like 'fook'

-While you were trying to figure out why he was acting like this all of a sudden, he rushes over to you like it was the Olympics

-Falls on his face in the process

-He manages to get there though and promptly pulls you into a deep kiss

-It tastes like sugary soda

-You melt from embarrassment on the spot. No one would be surprised if they had looked down in that moment and there was a puddle of (Y/n) soup on the floor

-The tips of Tommy's ears are flaming red though, so you can tell he feels the same way

-Motherinnit saw from the bottom of the stairs and is now mentally preparing for you to become her daughter-in-law as we speak

-"When's the wedding then you two?"

-"MUUUUUUM!"

Tubbo

-He thought you were a bee

-No, seriously

-In Minecraft, you just happen to wear a pixelated bee onesie as a signature skin

-To make a long story short, Tubbo turned a corner to quickly and mistook you for the animal

-"Aww, you're too cute! I just love you!"

-You screamed loudly and left the game out of surprise

-Thank XD he wasn't streaming

-Tubbo ends up calling you seconds later, worried that he might have scared of his best friend *cough cough* and crush *cough cough*

-Things end up alright in the end

-He even ends up asking you out

-"So, um, I know you like comedies, and I- um -saw a commercial for this really i-interesting movie the other day. I mean, you don't have to say yes or anythi-"

-"Are you trying to ask me out, Tubs?"

-"Ye- no? Maybe..."

-He now has something to look forward too at 6:45 tomorrow night

-Side note: I see you two being the impossibly sweet couple

Ranboo

-You were on death's doorstep when it happened

-Er, at least that's what it felt like

-You had come down with the flu, but multiplied by ten and then some

-It got to the point where you'd have vivid fever dreams before passing out nearly anywhere

-That's why Ranboo visited with some homemade Mac n cheese that Momboo had kindly made you

-Totally didn't force her son to go over and give it to you because she knew he liked you. Not at all

-When you saw him in your bedroom door frame, sunglasses and all, you thought he was an angel you had dreamed up

-Accidently confessed to him before he could even open his mouth

-"I think Im-" *Hiccup!* "-in love with my best friend Mr.Angel. Did you know that?"

-He dropped the Mac n cheese dish then and there

-You passed out immediately after a small giggle fit. Ranboo caught you before you could hit your head as a reflex

-Spent the rest of his visit in denial while taking care of you

-Went home soon after, forgetting about the shattered pyrex dish in your room

-Ends up coming to terms with what you said in the dead of night. Nearly six hours after you first said it

-He woke the neighbors with his exuberant shouts

-Conveniently, you're all better by next morning

-Also conveniently, you end up not remembering anything about his visit, only mentioning a beautiful angel to him the next day

-He ends up telling you because let's face it, after realizing you liked him back, he couldn't wait to make his move

-"What are those flowers for Ranboo?"

-"Y'know, a funny thing happened yesterday (Y/n)..."

Technoblade

-Ahh yes. The blood God

-Great with an axe, shit with women

-Not to say that girls don't fawn over him, he just can never talk to them like a normal person

-Sad thing was, he knew he liked you from the start

-Its why he could never talk to you for five seconds without making an excuse to leave

-Practiced telling you those three words in front of the mirror at one point

-Felt stupid at first, but it helped the tiniest bit

-He's still shit with woman though

-"You look nice today. Not that you don't look nice another day. I mean-"

-"Is that a new scarf (Y/n)?"

-"Wait, it's summer. And she doesn't even wear scarfs."

-I think he cried from frustration at one point

-"Should I call Tommy?"

-"What am I saying. Of course I shouldn't call Tommy."

-Calls Philza, but hangs up on the first ring

-Eventually, he manages to get those words out during a "friendly" little parkour challenge he set up for the both of you

-You die of shock

-No, really. Your Minecraft character falls off the map and straight up dies

-Techno just said it so suddenly, all rational thought jumped out your window and splattered on the concrete bellow

-What is it with gamers and being so surprised that people love them?

-You joke for weeks after that right after Techno worked up the courage to tell you, you committed suicide

-He always shuts up that story with a kiss

Philza

-You ain't no homewrecker

-You and your life long best friend, Kristen, were playfully flirting one day when Phil walked in

"-onestly Kris. Just drip Phil and come with me. Who needs men anyways? Lesbians are hot."

-Phil pulls the most shocked/surprised face you have ever see

-Kristen bursts out laughing while you turn beet red

-"It was a joke man, I swear!"

-He playfully punches you on the shoulder after realizing you were kidding

-"I love you (Y/n), but stop trying to steal my wife mate."

-You mumbled one more flustered apology while wishing the floor would swallow you whole

-Safe to say the married couple never let that one go

Quackity

-All best love story's start with an accident right?

-Well, yours just happened to be on a live stream

-Quackity had ended up inviting you over for a mini video series he had built up over the years

-It was called something like "(Y/N) MAKES ROBLOX UNBELIEVABLE FUNNY!!!" or something like that

-It was just millions of people watching you and him act like you're on crack for four hours

-Here's the twist though

-You're ready good at role-playing

-Like, insanely good

-It gets to the point where people can't tell if your being serious or joking half the time

-So it didn't help that your long-term crush ends up taking you to a game that centers around romantic role-play for the videos grand finale

-What is this game called, you might ask?

-Why Adopt Me of course!

-The both of you end up being a mother/son duo in the game

-The first half of the adventure is what was expected; just the two of you running around like five year olds after a tablespoon of straight sugar

-At one point though, Quackity fakes getting hurt on a playground and runs up to you

-He fake cries with his auto tune filter blasted to 100 until you "fix his boo boo"

-"Thank you so much mom! Love you!"

-(Oh XD, here comes the award winning role-playing voice)

-"Love you too."

-The discord call goes dead quiet as soon as you dare utter those words

-The viewers can only see Quackitys face, but boy is he red

-You panic

-"Alex? You okay man?!"

-The pure concern in your voice is enough to make him clear his throat and start speaking

-"Do you mean it?"

-His impossibly soft words puzzle you at first

-"Mean what Quack-meister?"

-"Y-you know. What you just said..."

-The it dawns on you

-Chat has been silent for a solid five minutes, which is a miracle in itself

-But then again, so is this whole ordeal

-"Um, on a scale of one to ten, how much would you freak out if I said yes?"

-Cue the rapid spanish

-And R.I.P Quackitys chair, because he beats the absolute mother fucking shit out of it while cheering wildly

-On a scale of one to ten, it was a twelve

-"I'm going to end the stream here chat! Me and (Y/n) have some very urgent things to discuss!!!"

-Neither of you can't stop smiling the rest of the day

Karl

-This absolute cinnamon roll of a human being told you first and you can not convince me otherwise

-It was because you surprise him with a visit

-That's not all however

-On the way to his house, you had passed a Bath and Body works

-Immediately, you put your car in park and rushed to the store

-Emerging just under an hour later, you hoped back in your car and speed towards Karl's place

-I mean, you just had to get him a few candles

-And by a few I mean a lot

-And by a lot I mean seventeen

-Karl flipped out when he saw all the paper bags in your hands

-After all, you did just spend over four hundred dollars on smelly wax for him

-"WHAT THE HONK (Y/N)!! THAT'S MORE THAN YOU MAKE IN A MONTH!"

-"Oh hush. Do you want these candles or not?"

-"..."

-Lets slip that he loves you right there on his doorstep

-Instead of freezing up, you chuckle and place a chaste kiss on the tip of his red nose

-"I've had my suspicions for a while now Mr. Jacobs. Now come help me unload this car full of candles."

-"O-okay!"

-He can't talk for the rest of the day without stuttering or having a major voice crack

-Soft bby boi

BBH

-You baked him muffins

-That's literally all it took

-As soon as you walked into his stream with the plate of goodies, he dropped everything

-"I love you so much (Y/n)!!"

-You had no hesitation in saying it back

-Cuddles afterwards :)

-A very short but sweet milestone that none of you will forget for a while

Nikki

-She was so worried

-You both had been dating for a year now

-(What can I say? You all wanted to take your relationship slow.)

-Tried doing it all romantic like. She plugged in an oil diffuser, dimmed the lights, and even wore your favorite sweater of hers

-Greeted you sweetly when you got home from work

-Was about to say it, but you beat her

-"(Y/nnnnnnn), I was gonna say it first!"

-*Pouty Nikki*

-You laugh and apologize with a kiss to the forehead

-"Sorry love. You just looked too cute."

-She immediately forgives you

Eret

-Alright, let's be real here

-They...

-They would not hesitate to let you know how loved you are

-Says "I love you" at least six times a day

-Not that you don't do the same

-A robber could waltz right into your apartment and perform an exorcism and the two of you wouldn't even notice

-That's how in love you are

-If I had to guess though, the very first time they told you was when they caught you wearing their bi cape and platform boots

-"God I love you so much (Y/n)."

-Their voice got 1,000 times deeper

-Nearly convinced you to never take the clothes off again

-But you had to shower

-Overall, you're just two simps living in the same house

This is probably my new favorite one now. I swear-

Somebody tell me why I can see Techno being a brony. I woke up at 2 am last night with that thought and now I'm scared of myself. Go figure.

Have a nice day everyone :)

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