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[h0bg0blin-meat]

Here are some sciencey pick up lines you can use:

1. Will you be the hydrogen to my carbon.

2. You are set A and I am set B so shall we find out our common interests thru a union?

3. Shall we find out our HCF?

4. When I kiss you I expect Newton's Third Law to be in action.

5. Let's be a dipole and have dipole moments.

6. Let's be coherent, make a wavefront and make wavelets together to see our future.

7. Wanna form a mycorrhiza?

8. Your eyes shine brighter than magnesium flame (lmao what in the Apollo-)

9. Are you Ester? Cuz you lookin' fruity!

10. You are the C (cytosine) to my G (guanine).

11. If you are a proton, then I'm a neutron so let's cuddle.

12. You are the electric field to my magnetic field.

13. I can be the photon to your electron if photoelectric effect turns you on.

14. If you are alternating current, I will become the transformer, coz I will reduce your pains and increase your happiness. (My friend's)

15. You're my principal interest and you make my heart race at the rate of 100% and I'm ready to serve you every day per annum.

16. Be the glucose to my insulin receptors. (My friend's)

17. Let's spread the sheets cuz we wanna excel in what we're doing tonight. (Lmao-)

18. Let's not rush and start with induction, shall we?

19. You are my biggest flux.

20. y = mx + b my partner?

21. Be the capsaicin to my water cuz together we can be spicier. (This one is so.... 💀)

[dungeonmalcontent]

Sphinx riddle but it's just:

If Duke Nephil leaves the city of Arch and takes a direct route to Karth traveling at a speed of 13 mph while Lady Nesterine leaves Karth for the city of Arch on the same route and her carriage travels 30 mph, where will the two carriages meet if the route is 207 miles long? Assume there are no highway men and the route is perfectly straight with no variation in terrain or speed. Your answer should be phrased as "N miles away from Arch/Karth."

[friendtutor]

Cbse class 8 NCERT Chapter 9 Ex 9.1 Algebraic expressions and identities solved problems. Check ou the link to download the free pdf

[batwynn]

My second-hand rice cooker from the 70's that was a gift from an old friend is now making really loud TOCK noises while cooking rice. How likely is it to explode?

[shinseifer]

"average cat owner spends 3 years in prison" factoid actualy just statistical error. average owner spends 0 years in prison. Miette's mother, who kicked her body like the football and went to jail for One Thousand Years is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[whatisthisgoofyacount]

Today at school i was doing a math test and the power went out. The hallway looked kinda scary lol

[organichotchoco]

How to divide a segment into multiple equal parts!!! :D

[prokopetz]

People on this site will put together polls like "The Banach-Tarski Paradox versus Camembert Cheese", then act like the results prove that they're surrounded by idiots.

[contradictorypenguin]

STEM side of Tumblr, somebody please explain the Monty Hall problem to me like I'm five years old.

I get the basic idea, I think - at first there's a 1/3 chance that the car will be behind the door you chose, but after one door is eliminated, you have a 1/2 chance. But the car doesn't move! Whether you chose the correct door or not, the car isn't going anywhere. And once one door is eliminated, doesn't the door you chose ALSO have a 1/2 chance now of being correct? So why is it statistically better to switch?

Apparently they've run simulations of this problem and the results show that it's better to switch, and my brain just doesn't understand that.

Help?

[indovinaindovinelli]

Can you solve this? You can see the solution on my Youtube Channel. Subscribe to my Channel to train the brain daily!🧠

[8pxl]

14 yrs ago i started playing magic the gathering as a kid, and i had the dream to do art for them

3 yrs ago i tweeted about those dreams:

today i’ve released 11 official magic the gathering cards, and it’s honestly so surreal and insane to me! i did that!! i fulfilled a childhood dream, and i honestly couldn’t be more proud 🥹

[h0bg0blin-meat]

Throwback to the time I calculated this shit cuz I desperately wanted (still do) my corpse to get converted into a mini black hole.

[multimemes]

[friendtutor]

Cbse class 8 NCERT chapter 9 algebraic expressions and identities solved problems Ex 9.2

Check out the link to download the free pdf

[sanctus-ingenium]

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[frost3ze]

Hey math tumblr

0 * ∞= z

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