#mcu superfamily

[kitcat992]

“Recognition algorithm for identity facial features complete,” FRIDAY’s voice was laced heavy with her Irish accent, and sounded no different than the few minutes that she spoke before. “No results found.”

Tony barely moved at her announcement — didn’t respond, didn’t look up — the muscles in his knuckles flexed as he squeezed at his temples, but it was all he did.

Steve noticed it.

Less than five steps were separating them. Steve was speaking before he even made three.

“We’re not going to let anything happen to him, Tony,” he insisted, reassuringly, with a tone as hard as stone.

Suddenly, Tony shot his head up; a scoff shaking his back so roughly, it pushed him right off the wall.

“There are times when you astound me with your nativity, you know,” he easily responded, smooth enough that it was almost impossible to tell he was fighting for control — of what, exactly, didn’t matter. It was clear he just needed it, any sense of control he could get his hands on.

Everyone kept working around them, determined — dedicated. But so far, they came up with no answers. Just more questions that were starting to push Tony to the brink of his patience.

Steve frowned. He could tell.

“We knew this was ahead of us with Peter,” he said, seriously, firmly, right to Tony’s face. “All of us, we’ve all been preparing for this.” Steve took another step forward, his dress shoes hitting the floor with resolve. “And we’re all prepared to do whatever it takes to make sure Norman doesn’t harm him in any way. You have my word on that.”

For what it was worth, Tony met his look — his eyes stayed as hard as Steve’s, the fear painting his expression one that Steve wasn’t fond of seeing.

“Right…right, right—” Tony swiped at his nose, quickly. “Just like all the people who’ve been involved in OsCorp’s experimentation's?”

Tony, no different then Natasha, also wasn’t afraid to speak of what no one wanted to hear.

Even Clint looked uncomfortable at what had finally been vocalized, turning back to his monitor without any remark.

Meanwhile, Tony didn’t break his attention away from Steve.

Steve didn’t look away from him, either.

“The Mysterio’s, the rock android’s, the re-assembled, violently programmed Chitauri bombs.” Tony took a step forward, closer to where Steve stood. “How about those unsuspecting, hung up of some quick cash college students who found themselves electrocuted until they became farm grown vegetables? Or the outright revolting archives of Experiment X that I saw, first hand, with my own eyes — or, I know, how about the symbiote project—”

“Stop,” Steve firmly interrupted. He shook his head, hard. “You can’t think like that—”

“—for all we know, the kid’s strapped to a table right now being dissected like a frog,” Tony choked out, forcing to speak through a throat that was tightening by the word. “The nuremberg code has never once stood in the way of what Osborn wants. And now he knows what he needs — now he has it. There’s no telling what he’ll—”

“Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!”

Quill wasn’t shy in interrupting what was clearly a tense conversation.

He quickly made his way towards Steve and Tony, both whipping their heads over to face him — Tony far more agitated than Steve — but not even that got Quill to slow down.

“You guys haven’t mentioned that this fella of yours tortures people,” Quill, for once, sounded serious; even as he made a face that crinkled his brows into one long, oddly shaped line across his forehead. He shook his head while marching forward. “Not awesome, man.”

Tony couldn’t have thrown Quill a more wild expression if he had tried, with his eyes wide enough that they were a threat to fall out of their sockets.

“I’m sorry,” he stressed, each word tighter than the last, “was I talking to you!? Does this involve you!?”

Tony’s shout could’ve echoed the R&D room, if the noises from computers and machinery didn’t already sound over their own voices. The video footage kept playing and keys continued to clack on, and each minute they stood around agitated his nerves harsher than the last. He could feel himself starting to crack at the seams.

“Dude!” Quill returned Tony’s look with his own. “It’s kinda hard to mind your own business when people are talking about other people being experimented on!” Quill pointed a finger firmly against his chest. “I’m part people, I kinda care about that!”

A inquisitive hum sounded not far from behind Quill.

“That is right,” Drax spoke up, staying in the corner where he sat away from the others, sitting on a stool that hunched his body forward. “You are half weakingly. I forgot this about you.”

Quill spun at the hips to throw Drax a dirty look, glaring with enough aggravation that Steve knew right away to intervene.

“I appreciate your worry.” Steve held a palm outward in the air, waiting until Quill returned his attention before speaking again. He was firm in his response. “But we don’t want anymore people getting involved in this than necessary. There are things that Norman Osborn has done—”

“What kind of things?” Quill wasn’t playing around this time. There was a noticeable shift in his posture. “Cause I’m not sure if you’ve been able to tell, but we aren’t the type to just stand about and let certain kind of things happen, if you know what I mean.”

Quill puffed out his chest — just slightly, enough that they all could see — and it was the first time Steve noticed the sense of sternness in his tone, unwavering through and through.

In a way, it sounded familiar.

A little too familiar.

“Oh, good God,” Tony exasperated the words in a single exhale, turning his back on both Steve and Quill — walking away the few steps that could give him extra breathing space.

Steve didn’t chase after him.

He still kept him close in sight.

“It’s…it’s complicated.” Turning slightly to face Quill, Steve crossed both arms over his chest, keeping one eye on Tony while the man paced the computers repetitively searching camera’s of New York. “Norman, he’s…he’s a very smart man — one who’s done terrible things with that intelligence. He’s used—he’s killed…people…for genetic engineering. He claims it’s all for science—”

Across the room, Bucky scoffed. Loudly.

“Yeah? And so did Unit 731.”

Bucky didn’t raise his voice.

He didn’t need to.

The whole room heard him.

Steve spared a look to no one, eyeing the ground for a passing moment before finally returning his attention to Quill; tough, but grave.

“We’ve been trying to stay ontop of him for months now,” Steve had to clear his voice to talk again. He worked his jaw along the way. “We’ve only recently found out what it is he’s done. Who he’s experimented on, how he’s experimented—”

A chair screeched from across the room.

“Now hold on a d’ast flarkin’ minute!” Rocket jumped onto the nearest table, knocking over his chair the process. “You trying to say that scrawny, awkward, weird, runt-sized, talks-a-lot, nervous looking funny kid is in trouble of getting experimented on?”

The bluntness of Rocket’s exclamation shot through the room like a bullet, and Steve nearly lost his balance when whipping his head over to Tony — who continued to pace, holding his head in the palms of both hands as the conversation kept on.

A deep frown sunk the lines around Steve’s face. The stress in the room was starting to weigh on him worse by the minute.

[hurtspideyparker]

stevetony's child Peter Parker and sambucky's child Joaquin Torres having "playdates" and being hyperactive parkouring goofballs

"Dude!"

"DUDE!"

"Duuuude!" "duuuude!" (⁠つ⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)つ⁠o(⁠*⁠^⁠▽⁠^⁠*o)

...

"This is gonna end in another hospital trip isn't it"

"At least they're doing it in the yard this time."

[redvh205]

So, I live in a country where English isn't the first language, and there's this kid I'm tutoring and he asked me how he can best learn the language, and so I told him that it works best by reading books and watching TV in English, and he asked me whether that was what I did, and then I had to come up with an answer that didn't let on that I learned English solely by spending my entire summer doing nothing but read gay porn about Iron man

[itsillyakuryakin]

[scottishaccentsareawesome]

(at a party at Tony and Steve's)

Peter:...Uh, I'm seeing someone.

Tony: Oh?

Wade: Oh?

Bruce(who's known about Peter and Wade for a while and couldn't tell Tony): Ohh...

Tony: So, who's the mystery person?

Peter: Well, uh, he's a superhero.

Tony: A real superhero?

Peter (sarcastic): No, a Time Square superhero....He's handsome, and he's sweet, and know you'd like him...if you just got to know him [he puts his arm around Wade]

Tony(who's been busy fixing a drink): Well that's wonderful. . . I -

(Tony stops when he sees Peter and Wade with their arms around each other)

Peter:...Dad, it's OK.

Wade: It is, Tony...I mean, Mr. Stark....I mean, Iron Man.

Tony: STEVE! Could you come in here for a moment?...NOW!

Steve(enters holding a baseball bat he'd been looking for): - Found it!

Bruce: - I'LL TAKE THAT, STEVE! [grabs the bat and leaves quickly]

[highflierexchange]

Introducing the High Flier Exchange!

The High Flier Exchange will run in early 2025 (prompts out in January, deadline in March or April). It will be a multifandom exchange involving fanworks about anyone who can fly (in a plane, by themselves, via spiderwebs, in air or in space. You get the idea. Hey, don't knock our theme, we're trying our best here). You'll receive your prompts at least 2 months in advance to give you plenty of time to write/draw/create something your giftee will love.

Please fill out the survey if you are interested in participating! The main purpose of this survey is gauging how many people from each fandom want to participate and what types of works you all want to create.

This is a survey, not a signup -- it's non-binding. So if you aren't sure if you'll be able to take part, go ahead and fill it out anyway. If you have any questions, check out the FAQ below, then drop a line in our ask box or reach out via DM.

We're super excited about this and hope you are too!

FAQs

What kinds of works are included?

Currently, we have options for fanfic and fanart, but if you have other ideas, please write them in the "other" option! (Fanvids, anyone?)

What if I'm only interested in writing/drawing/making something for [Ship A] in [Fandom B]?

The exchange is multifandom, but your participation doesn’t have to be. You can absolutely select one fandom or ship and only write for that ship. You do NOT have to interact with other fandoms/ships, although you are obviously welcome to do so!

Are crossovers allowed?

If you are interested in creating or requesting crossover works, please select all fandoms involved in your potential crossover.

What's a fandom exchange?

A gift exchange (or just exchange) is a type of challenge in which participants create fanworks to give to one another. Check out the Fanlore page on gift exchanges for more info.

[staringatthesunset-things]

Steve: You need to get some rest, this morning you bit into a raw egg like it was an apple!

Tony: I thought it was hard-boiled

Steve: Yeah, but still, the shell…

[fishsouper]

in the honor of my marvel obsession creeping back to me + my family being in disneyland and exploring avengers campus, have some ✨avengers incorrect quotes✨ as things my friends and family have said

a shit ton of these were conversations between @cissyenthusiast010155 and i lmao

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peter: indulge in my child-like whimsy. buy me a web slinger

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steve: is that an igloo over there??

peter: …it’s a hippie house?

tony: did you hear about the hippie states wife?

steve: why on earth is there a hippie house in the cars theme park?!

tony: babe. did you hear about the hippie states wi-

peter: what’s the hippie state?

tony: the hippie states wife is mississippi!

steve: what on earth are you talking abou-

tony: like,,, mrs. hippie?? mississippi?

steve: …

peter: …

tony: …

tony: i thought it was funny

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tony: “i can do this all day”? that’s what she said

steve: SHHHHHH!!!

natasha: ooh, you’ve finally been shushed

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loki: a kid ran in front of me and my reaction was “broken child!”

steve: wHAT?!

loki: i didn’t say it out loud!!!

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scott: please sir, you don’t understand, if i don’t get my 20 dollar sunglasses back, my children will die

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peggy: i support neil patrick harris being gay

natasha: peg, you’re a lesbian

peggy: yes, but i am an ally to his gayness

natasha: you are gay

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peter: they should let me stay up late. because. if they don’t it would be…

ned: transphobic?

peter: YES

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bucky: i smelled grass! and now i want some!

steve: you want to eat grass?!

bucky: absolutely

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peter: and they were LAB PARTNERS

harley: oh my gawd they were lab partners

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tony: i want shawarma

steve: i want to go to sleep

tony: it’s only 4 pm

steve: and?

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steve: oh, this boba pearl is stuck in the ice…

bucky: just like captain america!

tony: aaaah, good one

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mj: “what kind of girl do you want” a red one

peter: …

peter: are we talking about cars????

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thor: i don’t understand the scientific physics

bruce: the what

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peter: please bring back the cheese man

tony: that could really mean any of us

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*at their first meet up in a while*

natasha: yknow, i’m just now being reminded of the fact that i hate half the people here

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bucky: i hate will ferrell

sam: how can anyone hate will ferrell?!

bucky: well, i liked him in barbie

sam: and he was funny in the lego movie!

bucky: true, he was awesome in that

sam: oh, he was also megamind!

bucky: yes! i loved him with that

sam: you don’t actually hate will ferrell, do you?

bucky: …

sam: you just hate elf

bucky: …i just hate elf

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steve: “rogers: the musical” can only be described as feeling like bad fanfiction

tony: isn’t it amazing

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*playing heads up, prompt “avengers: civil war”*

peter: when! when the divorce!

scott: ant man’s first fight!

natasha: when everyone decided they didn’t like each other anymore!

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harley: oh, c3p0 and r2d2 are a gay couple!

peter: duh??? did you just realize that???

[freakylover]

Comparison of Stony vs Stucky fanfics by language

Additional data:

-In English, there are 38.6% more Stucky fanfics (57565) compared to Stony (41533).

-In Spanish, there are approximately three times as many Stony fanfics (1523) as Stucky fanfics (494).

-For Stony, there are 27 times more fanfics in English than in Spanish.

-For Stucky, the difference is even greater: there are approximately 116 times more fanfics in English than in Spanish.

-In English, the ratio between Stucky and Stony fanfics is approximately 1.39 to 1.

-In Spanish, the ratio between Stony and Stucky fanfics is approximately 3.08 to 1.

Other fun facts:

-Total number of fanfics in English in Ao3: 11504741

-Total number of Spanish fanfics in Ao3: 165534

-This means that there are approximately 69.48 English fanfics for every Spanish fanfic in Ao3.

I would have liked to add more data from other more well-known Spanish fics sites to the statistics, such as Wattpad, Amor Yaoi and Slash Haven (RIP). After all, AO3 is mostly used by the English-speaking community.

However, it is very difficult to collect information from Wattpad and Amor Yaoi, so I could not include it.

Please don't comment hate messages, this post is purely informative. I don't want my notifications to be filled with ship wars/hate in general :ccc

[whewchilli-theghetto]

Someone needs to get me more stony civil war aus with a superfamily twist or I'm taking a knife to my own jugular

[meisteroni]

Can we just go back to 2012-era Marvel fandom with superfamily?? The fandom was so much fun and I miss it so much.

[kitcat992]

@spiderwoman-14 Thank you a million times over for sharing your beautiful talent with the use of this series. (I'm crying so hard I'll probably throw up. holy shit.) You're going to do A LOT of cool stuff with this skill, I can tell. And I'm so utterly blessed you chose these stories as one of your ways to be creative. It's amazing, and to see the way you animated and brought to life the plots of these books...wow. Just, wow. Thank you so much. (I'm going to treasure this until the day I die. This is SO freaking cool)

[hurtspideyparker]

Tony: Kid, what do you think of Cap?

Peter: Oh boy where do I start. I think he's the definition of great leadership and the symbol for true American heroism. Y'know I have a 1973 Captain America action figure? It was my uncle's and it's still pristine in the packaging!

Tony: Okay, okay, great. Just making sure because I'm... thinking of being romantically involved with him. So, just checking that's cool with you

Peter:

Peter: He's not good enough for you.

Tony: But you just said—

Peter: Where is he. I'll knock some sense into him. He isn't to be trusted with your rusty old heart

Tony: Okay, ouch. But Pete... anddd he's gone

Later:

*Peter and Steve arm-wrestling at the kitchen table, Peter promptly winning and smashing through the wooden surface*

Peter: Now you remember that real good old man, and maybe we won't have any problems

Steve: (⁠・⁠_⁠・⁠;⁠)

[eldritch-m0th]

people talk about the “good ole days” of avengers fanfic where they all lived in the tower and got up up to shenanigans together like it was weird and cringy that it was a trope but thats literally the plot of the avengers 2012 animated series, episode 3 sams mom bales cookies and they fight over who gets the last one, jarvis bullies them all relentlessly, and they generally get along

tdlr more people need to watch this show

[askstevella]

Daddy Steve Rogers content 🎥

aka Stella stole Steve’s famous video camera from him and film some stuff for y’all

Steve was holding Mary in his arms and looked over at his wife, “What are you doing?”

“Trying to see if this old thing still works..” She replied lying with a smile, holding up the video camera pressing record.

———

Steve was fixing his video camera, pressing record and saw Mary wasn’t being in a good mood as he picked her up and took her for a little spin around the house to lighten her mood.

“Mom help!” She yelled, dramatically as she was lifted into his arms but you could hear her giggles.

“Your on your own, baby!” She softly yelling back, chuckling.

——

Stella charging one of the cameras, readjusting the lenses as Kendall walked in carrying a golden dog in his arms. Steve was reading a book, hearing the bark and looked up, blinking to make sure he was seeing this right.

“Kendall, buddy, what in the world are you holding?” Steve asked, half smiling as he nudged his wife to look up.

She looked up and gasped in shock, “Where did—how did? Who let you have a dog?”

Kendall smiled sheepishly, “Uh dad always said he wanted a dog and so do I, so I found him on the street..with uncle Thiego..”

“Uncle Thiego let you keep him?!” Stella exclaimed, turning her tone down.

“Uh yeah?”

“I’mma go call my brother.”

As she stormed out, Kendall turned to his adoptive father smiling and asked, “So uh, what’s the verdict, pops? Keeping him or nah? Cause I like this little guy already. and we got him checked out before I brought him home.”

“You failed to mention that part to your mother.” Steve repiled with a little smile, “I still think i heads up would’ve been nice too but yeah sure, you can keep him if you think your responsible enough.”

“Oh I’m responsible! I have been watching over myself and other kids before I was 16.”

“Done deal. What you gonna name him?”

“Hmm I was thinking Astro!”

———-

Tags: @rooster-84 @missstrawbs2001 @purpleprincessonfyre @meiramel @gcthvile @rickb-chaos @gaminggirlsstuff @wizzzardofoz @cherrysft @thechoooooosenone @luna-d-marsh @sherloquestea and etc

[scottishaccentsareawesome]

Steve: Sorry, Tony. Anything you can can do, I can do better. Tony: I can do anything better than you. Steve: No, you can't! Tony: Yes, I can! Steve: No, you can't. Tony(singing): Yes, I can. Yes, I can! Natasha: - ENOUGH! Can't we have one meal without you two getting into an angry singing contest?! Why is everything a competition?! Peter(not looking up from his phone): Yeah, you guys should just f*** and get it over with. (the Avengers STARE at Peter, and after a moment he finally notices) Peter(shrugs):...Clearly, they have repressed sexual feelings for each other that they're channeling into hostility. Bruce(smirking): How's that Psych 101 class going? Peter: It's only day three, but I understand how the whole world works now.