#mentions of $h

[h-hachiko]

Me cwrté (+ me quedé sin imágenes de chicas anime)

[spookystrawberrystarlet]

if you see my sh scars this summer no you didn’t

[prokopetz]

One of my perennial probably-never-gonna-do-it ideas for a tabletop RPG is... well, okay, have you ever heard of Chronica Feudalis? It's a tabletop RPG set in 12th Century England, except its central conceit is that it's actually from 12th Century England, in an alternative history in which tabletop roleplaying games were invented during the 12th Century rather than the 20th. The text is written entirely in character as a medieval English monk, with commentary by the contemporary editor who ostensibly translated it from the original Middle English.

Anyway, if I ever find the time to perform the historical research to properly do it justice, some day I want to write a Prohibition era hidden-world science fiction game (i.e., a superficially realistic setting with the science-fictional elements forming a "secret world" within the ostensibly mundane milieu), presented as a game written during the actual 1920s in an alternative history in which tabletop roleplaying games were invented and popularised by H G Wells.

[atleastimnotafatty]

opening up my skin was easier than opening up to people.

[pintsofguinnesmakeyoustrong]

NPMD best line deliveries

oh shit! oh fuck!! i didnt think thered be a skele'uhn here ?!? im so fucking scared of skele'uhnz!!!

dont frighten him pokey you nasssssty boy

were going to jail...and with my luck no one will even B O T H E R making me their bitch...

🐦 heyus the thing about a bãrbĕqüe...it brings folks together...from awl wawlks of laife...theyres a storhé behand everyh burrghurr...everyh kehbahhb...

but I...called God a sonofa B word...who am iaieEUGHAHuhuuuh...

[badolmen]

I am reminding you that h*rmaphrodite and variations thereof is a slur harmful to your intersex siblings. Stop using it.

[thegreatmousebafoon]

Sherlock: (drinks a full bottle of water)

John: … Did you just…? Did you actually… you- YOU JUST DRANK WATER?!

Sherlock: … Yes? This surprises you-?

John: OH MY GOD! YES! LETS GO- THIS IS A WIN! A STEP IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION! MRS. HUDSON!!!

Mrs. H: ( from downstairs ) YES, DEAR?

John: SHERLOCK JUST DRANK WATER!!!

Mrs. H: WHAT?! NOT TEA OR-

Sherlock: NO- I- WATER! I DRANK WATER! What is wrong with you lot-

John: Oh my God- I have to tell Greg-

Sherlock: Greg? Who-

John: ( on the phone ) SHHH. Greg. Get over here.

Greg: Is something wrong? Are you and Sherlock ok-

John: I just watched Sherlock finish a bottle of water.

Greg: … You’re pranking me. He’s snickering in the background isn’t he-?

John: Nope. Rally the troops. Have Molly pick up a cake- he loves those-

Sherlock: I’m still here you know-

John: SSHHH Sherlock. The adults are planning a party.

Sherlock: … Because I drank water?

John: Yes.

Sherlock: ….

John: ….

Sherlock: … Are you trying to psychologically condition me, Doctor Watson?

John: …. Is it working?

Sherlock: … What flavor cake?

John: Chocolate.

Sherlock: Then yes. Throw in some coffee flavored ice cream and I’ll eat a full meal instead of just nibbling at one.

John: DEAL! DEAL- 100% YOU’VE GOT A DEAL!

[h-hachiko]

ʕ⁠´⁠•⁠ ⁠ᴥ⁠•̥⁠`⁠ʔ Kiero cortarme d nuefo

[where-is-the-angst]

how the fuck do the riordanverse characters remember the prophecies after hearing them once

[calicorobin]

I GOT EXACTLY WHAT I WANNA BE!

[localpubbyboyyy]

Been playing w SFX makeup and made some cute designs! I'm an artist, block don't report!!!

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TW realistic SFX !!!

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[intersexcat-tboy]

Perisex trans woman mocks intersex activists for pointing out that claiming hermaphroditus is a trans woman erases intersex history?

And now you're claiming MORE of our history?? Intersex ppl can't have shit

[h-hachiko]

You step into the shower and your cuts start to burn... AAAAHHHHHHGGG

[cvtting-is-fvn]

HOW THE FUCK DO YOU PEOPLE MULTISWIPE??? SCARY ASF 😭😭😭😭

[boredcvts]

the feeling when ur trying on old clothes and they went from being too small to being too big>>>

[corpsekissez]

bitches be cuttin n shit. saying "whoops" that wasn't an accident RETARD