You know that new space heater I was talking about getting? The boys love it.
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I have some questions about karaoke night, Alex Hirsch. Very Important Questions. Which I will happily scream at a poor hapless baby triangle who can have no answers for me, and possibly also does not have object permanence yet.
Follow-up that is I guess suggestive, but let's be real here, Bill's a fucking triangle:
Dude slipped right into his birthday suit, lmao
this is so stupid :D
Anyway, I don't care what anyone says, this brilliant individual knows what's up - Bill is absolutely way more of a monsterfucker than Ford could or ever will be, full stop.
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Duke: Why is Dick sitting in between Jason and Roy?
Steph: Because he doesn't wanna see them cuddling.
Tim: Or kissing.
Duke: But they're a couple.
Tim: To Dick, Jason's still a baby.
Duke, holds up Damian: This is a baby, that's a grown ass adult.
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Papyrus drawings from like a year ago‼️‼️💥💥💪💪
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thinking about older bf!simon who feels younger for loving you
you who has to be holding his hand, other hand around his upper arm, pulling him down to kiss his cheek
you who wraps your arms around his waist, putting your hands in his pockets and rubbing your cheek against his back
you who still gets giggly when he walks around naked, a heat on your cheeks that he can feel across the room
you who lays back on the bed and beckons him over with a single digit, squealing when he tugs you to him by your ankle
you who can make a sniper’s hands shake by asking him to do up the zipper on your back or just placing your feet in his lap
you who can make him hard with only a pretty smile or even just a “siiiiiimon” like he’s hitting puberty for the first time
you who makes him pull over so you can ride him in the front seat of his car, only after you’ve been teasing him all fucking dinner
you who, in a room full of people, can give him a look that only he knows to mean “take me home right now and i’ll do that thing you like”
you who teaches the old dog new tricks, making him realise that there really are “things he likes” that he hadn’t even known about
simon doesn’t just feel younger, he feels fucking born again
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“Äiti itki. Isä lähti huoneesta. Vivian istui nurkassa ja kuunteli vaiti. Kissamme Minni hyppäsi vuoteelle ja käpertyi jalkojeni päälle ja kehräsi, sillä kehräämällä parannetaan sairaita.”
— Emmi Itäranta. Kuunpäivän kirjeet
“Mom cried. Dad left the room. Vivian sat in the corner and listened quietly. Our cat Minni jumped on the bed and curled up on my legs and purred, for through purring the sick are healed.”
— Emmi Itäranta. The Moonday Letters. Quote tranlated by me (unofficial)
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That moment when your friend fake his death to retire and forgot to tell you
I think my brain is rotting i love it
Thats a continuation of that post
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