Theres more to the comic that i havent finished but i’m impatient and i wanna share this experience i had earlier today (technically yesterday since its 1am rn) now so merry christmas
I chased this guy around as they ran away with the plush
Look at how guilty they look (spoiler alert: they did not feel guilty at all 😔💀🗿)
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i forgot to post about pride month. im such a bad trans person lol so take this
Dick: Happy pride month, Alfred!
Alfred: Thank you, my dear boy, and to you aswell.
Dick: Happy pride month, Bruce!
Bruce: Thank you. Ah, that reminds me, i need to check on Wayne Enterprise's plans for the pride parade.
Dick: Happy pride month, Jason!
Jason: Oh shit is that already? Cool. Go spend this month with your speedster, hah!
Dick: Happy pride month, Cas!
Cas: Thank you! You too.
Dick: Happy pride month, Steph!
Steph: Oh my god! Me and Cas should have waited two wees before revealing our relationship, then we could've come out during pride month! Fuck. Wait, wait, pretend you don't know about me and Cas yet. Now say happy pride again, go on-
Dick: Happy pride month, Tim!
Tim: it's literally one minute past midnight, did you hunt me down during patrol just to be the first person to wish me a happy pride???
Dick: Happy pride month, Duke!
Duke: Thanks, Dick! Now can you move, i just finished patrol and I need shower to wash off all this mustard.
Dick: Happy pride month, Dami!
Damian: Yes, yes, thank you. Congratulations on finally asking out West.
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I like to think that Leo one day decides to really play around with his portaling and teleportation abilities and see the full extent of them.
Like - continuously throwing one sword and teleporting to it while throwing the next one immediately and repeating this as long as he can to see how far he can keep it up without stopping.
Making little portals in the air that lead right up against the ground so he could potentially just stand on the portal in the middle of the sky.
Ultimate storage system - anything anywhere at any time is available if he knows where to get it (personally my headcanon for why he goes from two satchels to one in the movie.)
Phasing to avoid attacks - like, he could lightly toss a sword a single centimeter and teleport to it, and in that short amount of time he can completely avoid hits.
If they ever do go to space and end up on different planets, with enough training he can just…go there, whenever. Not only would this be great for being well traveled and having more places to go in general, but this also opens up more room for connections and allies that could assist them the next time they need help against a grand foe.
Leo can easily remove injured team members from a fight and get them help without having to account for transportation times.
On that note - Leo’s teleportation in particular acts on a particle level. It’s quite literally breaking him down into particles and remaking him every time he uses it. Both for him and for anyone he uses it on. Who’s to say it can’t be used for healing? At least for basic wounds.
None of this even touches upon the offensive potential of both portals and teleportation. Leo’s abilities flourish more as a support main, but that doesn’t mean those abilities can’t easily be used as weapons - and I don’t think I need to get into how exactly they can be. Portal chopping alone can take on a very different meaning…
Furthermore, I gotta wonder if he’ll always need the swords for this, or if he could one day be able to achieve the same results without them.
My point being - teleportation and portals are super OP. Even with the abilities Leo has in present they are so unbelievably adaptable and so fun to think about in terms of basic mechanics.
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alien stage round 6 is so great its like here are two childhood friends. One is madly in love with his friend. The other doesnt even look his way. They are trapped in a helplessly bleak situation. Want to see them escape the? Too bad. There are no easy exits. You can either survive endlessly or ensure someone will never forget your death. He takes his friend’s grieving, hollowed out body and turns it into a monument for his hopeless love. A pyre fuelled by my blood and your tears, eternal.
Also: here are some cunty little outfits ^^
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Health and Hybrids (Masterpost) 👽👻💚
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[Mashup of cryptid!Danny, presumed-alien!Danny, dp x dc, and the prompt made @tachvintlogic's body horror meat grinder fic.]
art by @neurotraum🖤🖤
Adrift in an unknown space, his transportation lost, his body a wreck, and only half-conscious, Danny has to find himself somewhere safe to recover.
Now, if only he can convince the locals to leave him alone while he does...
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Trigger warnings for this story: body horror | gore | post-dissection fic | dehumanization (probably) | medical/recovery themes | my nonexistent attempts at following DC canon.
👽Chapter list:
PART ONE 🟢 PART TWO 🟢 PART THREE 🟢 PART FOUR 🟢 PART FIVE 🟢 PART SIX 🟢 PART SEVEN 🟢 PART EIGHT 🟢PART NINE 🟢 PART TEN 🟢 PART ELEVEN 🟢 PART TWELVE 🟢 PART THIRTEEN 🟢 PART FOURTEEN 🟢 PART FIFTEEN 🟢 PART SIXTEEN 🟢 PART SEVENTEEN 🟢 PART EIGHTEEN 🟢 PART NINETEEN 🟢 PART TWENTY 🟢 PART TWENTY ONE 🟢 PART TWENTY TWO 🟢 PART TWENTY THREE 🟢
💚 For "full" character and tag list, Ao3 Is here for all parts: now featuring mediocre mouse-over translations only available on a computer.
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would love some headcanons for rockstar!draken bc i'm rotting heavily on this idea 😩
Rockstar!Draken Headcanons
♡ NSFW, fem reader, groupie!reader, praise, possessiveness, size kink, breeding kink, spit play, exhibitionism ♡
note: thanks a lot Mack, now I have yet another version of a fictional man to simp over 😭 this idea is gonna be in my head for the rest of the night fr
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🎸 He thinks you're the cutest groupie he's ever seen
🎸 Makes sure you have a front row seat at all of his concerts
🎸 Fucks you after the show is over, either in the tour bus or backstage if he's feeling impatient
🎸 If one of his bandmates catches you two he'll just yell at them to go the fuck away
🎸 Forbids you from getting involved with his bandmates, he wants you all to himself
🎸 Gets paranoid when he's not around to keep an eye on you because he thinks you're talking to others guys
🎸 Loves the size difference between you two and always reminds you of his strength when you're fucking
🎸 Likes when you ride him because he can see your tits bouncing and the bulge in your tummy his dick makes
"Look at you doll baby, riding me like a good little groupie ♡"
🎸 Cums in your pussy every chance he gets, he isn't necessarily trying to get you pregnant, he just loves keeping you filled to the brim
🎸 Spits on your pussy when he eats you out
🎸 Spits in your mouth when he's finished so you can taste yourself
"C'mon pretty girl, open your mouth for me ♡"
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Taglist
@i-literally-cant-with-this @trevengersprincess @giugiette @katkitkats @happy-trenchcoated-impala
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