#patrolling

[mystisophia]

Every time I listen to "Sunset Blvd" by Selena Gomez I only think about tonypeter.

Tony and Peter didn't go patrol together often since Peter is the one who is looking for the "little guy" every night and Tony is better in his workshop.

It used to be a mentor-protégé thing, but now? quality time as a couple.

I imagine them one time in the middle of a patrolling, they end up on some random rooftop. One thing leads to another and Peter ends up straddling Tony's lap, riding him like a cowboy.

Tony wasn't about to let his boy get cold, so Peter didn't take off his suit. Instead, Tony just tore open that part of the suit so he could slide in. On the other hand, Tony's suit opened in that part (yes, like the Iron Man helmet) (no, it's not the nano-tech suit) (Tony now ex-playboy Stark always been too freaky, clearly his Marks had that option)

They're were too caught up in the heat of the moment, too turned on by the excitement of having s*x in semi-public even if they didn't believe that they gonna get actually caught—

But it happen.

A neighbor thought there was a cat fight or smth going on (Peter's moans are too loud and he's way too sensitive) so the neighbour came up to check what the hell was going on and yeah... they've never bolted out of a place that fast in their lives.

Now at the Avengers compound, Tony was laughing and Peter didn't find the situation amusing.

"You think this is funny?!? I had to swing home with my entire ass out, Tony!" "We are never doing this again. EVER."

"Oh, baby. c'mon!"

Spoiler: they do it again.

(sorry again and again and AGAIN for my bad english)

~ mystisophia 🍒

[theinheriteddutchess]

Patrolling

Part three of Dreams can come True

Summary: Lee can hold a grudge

Pairing: Lee Bodecker x reader

Word count: 551

Warnings: nothing really. Lee being a spiteful bitch?

Notes: something short but needed

Masterlist * series masterlist * read the beginning

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His eyes darkened as he watched the woman cross the street, click-clacking of her heels audible even in the car he was sitting in. Her hair perfectly styled in an updo that, in his opinion, made her face look longer than it already was. 

Some men found her pretty.

Not him. No one was as pretty as his sweetheart. But compared to this harpy, she was a goddess even. He slid his tongue over his teeth, wanting to bear them. In fact, he knew if he did that in front of her she'd be terrified. Maybe he should. 

But he was a reasonable man.

He didn't want to jeopardize his chances in the elections. But he couldn't let it slide that she bullied his wife. The others he would get to, in time, but this one… this one was the worst. 

His girl didn't talk much about her, and didn't even talk bad about her, but he knew that look in her eyes. That doubt and nerve. This one, was the reason why she thought lesser of herself.

He hit the siren and revved the motor to cut her off before she reached the other street. Watching her nearly jumping at the sound, he suppressed a smile. He got out of the car, grabbing his belt to lift his pants up over his belly and walked over to her. 

“Jade walking?” He started sternly. 

“Ehm, hi sheriff. No, not really, I was just -” she babbled and tried smiling coyly.

He ignored it. “There's no crossing here, did I not see you cross the street without looking?”

“I was, I mean, of course I looked.”

“You just said you didn't, which one is it?” He made sure to look more menacing with every question he asked. 

She looked cornered. By now realizing that whatever she would say, it would be wrong. Her offense wasn't the worst one, but he had ulterior motives and while she suspected it, it would not matter if she spoke of them. He was the law. 

“I'm sorry,” she caved.

“You will be.” He took out his notepad. “That's a hefty fine. Should've been more careful. Don't know if it's a car hitting you next time. You wouldn't want that, would ya? You, or your friends. You don't seem to pay much attention, do you? Probably with your head full of gossip, like you ladies like to discuss. Well, you should be glad I was here. Keeping an eye out.”

He gave her the note, the number a lot higher than he normally would give, if he ever bothered to give one for such a thing. And she blanched seeing it, but was wise to keep her mouth shut.

“Don't let me catch you doing this again,” he warned, as he looked at her with disdain. “And next time, don't even try to lie. I'm not fooled by a fake smile from a dumb bitch.”

Her eyes widened but he turned around and got back into his car. This wasn't over. But he needed her to be aware he was coming for her. Her and those other bitches. He was going to make them miserable for the rest of their days. And if they ever made her cry again, he'd make sure he'd rip their throats out personally.

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[postcard-from-the-past]

Various summer uniforms of border guards, patrolling the Vietnamese-Chinese border near Móng Cái, northern Vietnam

French vintage postcard

[acmeoop]

St. Canard Heat Wave “Dry Hard” (1991)

[stoptellinglieslois]

Clarkdick it's late night patrolling they are hungry what would they be eating.

Clark would bring this

Dick would bring this

[ralfmaximus]

SOMERSET - A local family is catching heat after throwing a birthday bash for their daughter last weekend featuring a piñata shaped like a police officer. The party, held at a public park, was going smoothly until the kids lined up to take swings at “Officer Snickers,” a papier-mâché patrolman stuffed with candy and what appeared to be citations for bad attitudes. “We just thought it was funny,” said the girl’s father, Randy Gillis, a lifelong Democrat. “She wanted a piñata and said ‘make it someone with authority.’ I blame Paw Patrol.”

I see nothing wrong with this.

[nubluv]

иσт qυιтє α 𝗗𝗲𝘄𝗯𝗮𝗰𝗸, вυт ιт'ℓℓ ∂σ 😂

[shuksrp]

The Indian Army has restarted patrolling in the Demchok area of Eastern Ladakh on November 1

[varpusvaras]

Jason and Damian meet in the LoA AU where Damian vehemently insists that Jason is his only real brother since they have the same mother and father. The others try to tell him that Jason is also adopted, but Damian will just stare at them like they are stupid and go "is Father not his Father in the eyes of the law?"

"Well, yeah, but-"

"Does Mother not call him as her son?"

"I mean she does-"

"Are they not my Mother and Father as well?"

"Yes?"

"The matter has been concluded, then, Richard."

"What about me? Bruce is also my dad on paper?"

"You get half of the acknownledgement, of course, as you have been getting so far."

"What about Tim, then?"

"I don't see how he is relevant to this conversation."

"I'm just curious where he lands on the brother percentage scale."

"Nowhere. Timothy is a neighbour. Though I shall offer him hospitality while he is under our roof."

"You tripped him on the patrol last night."

"Does the alleyway look like our house to you?"

[postcard-from-the-past]

Patrolling by Chauconin during the First World War, Brie region of France

French vintage postcard

[rightnewshindi]

संजौली मस्जिद विवाद से प्रदेश में फैला तनाव, मंडी पुलिस ने भी बढ़ाई गश्त; आधा दिन बंद रहे शिमला के बाजार

संजौली मस्जिद विवाद से प्रदेश में फैला तनाव, मंडी पुलिस ने भी बढ़ाई गश्त; आधा दिन बंद रहे शिमला के बाजार #News #RightNewsIndia #RightNews

Himachal News: हिमाचल प्रदेश के जिला मुख्यालय मंडी में मस्जिद में अवैध निर्माण के विरोध में हुए प्रदर्शन के बाद उपजे हालात को देखते हुए मंडी शहर में अतिरिक्त पुलिस बल तैनात रहेगा। इसके अलावा पुलिस ने गश्त भी बढ़ा दी गई है। इस प्रदर्शन के बाद सुरक्षा एजेंसियां भी सतर्क हो गई हैं और लगातार इनपुट जुटा रही हैं। विरोध प्रदर्शन के बाद विशेष समुदाय के लोग सत्यापन और पंजीकरण के लिए बुधवार को शहरी पुलिस…

[000bun]

[prlssprfctn]

Bruce: I am rather concerned. Do you all, perhaps, need an additional health check? How come most of you don't hear my commands through comms from the first time?

Barbara: That's because half of them have a music blasting in their ear at the same time.

Bruce: What—

Damian: Nonsense. Neither I nor Cain do this.

Jason, shrugging: Your loss.

Barbara: And here goes a guy, who listened Hozier's Nobody Soldier and Rammstein's Rein Raus during today's shoot-out.

Dick, giggling: Of course, he would listen that—

Barbara: What are you laughing about? You had your female K-POP bands blasting on the background.

Dick: I was streaming—

Tim: During shoot-out?

Barbara: At least, they were listening music. You put Kon's forty minute lasting voice message on.

Tim, shrugging: I am not ashamed. I am multitasking, if anything.

Bruce, concerned: ...Do you all realise that all of this could serious—

(The bickering sounds intensify)

[kuronekoartsblog]

Another day, another fake variant cover :)

I wish I’d been able to finish this just in time for her birthday but adult responsibilities called 🫠

Anyway! I’m really satisfied with the end result. I’ve been putting myself more out there with backgrounds and for once they actually turn out how I imagined them in my head