damian: *posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*
tim: if i had a dollar for every pixel in this image, i’d have 15 cents
damian: if i had a dollar for every ounce of rage i felt in my body after i read this text, i would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you
barbara: actually i did the math, tim would have $225, not $0.15
tim: fam i’m right here....
duke: if i had a dollar i would buy a can of soda :)
steph: while you’re there could you buy me an apply juice please?
duke: sorry i only have a dollar
steph: :(
barbara: hey i just realized my friend is right, tim would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent
duke: if i had $22,500 i would buy a can of soda and an apply juice
barbara: you can buy anything you want with $22,500
damian: yeah and they wants soda and apply juice
barbara: apply juice to what
jason: directly to the forehead
tim: great chat everyone
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Jason: Can I be frank with you guys?
Tim: Sure, but I don't see how changing your name is gonna help.
Duke: Can I still be Duke?
Cass: Shh, let Frank speak.
Jason: I hate you guys
Dick: Rude
Steph: Does Jason still like us?
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-> 𝚕𝚘𝚊𝚍𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚌𝚊𝚜𝚎 𝚏𝚒𝚕𝚎...
-> 𝚌𝚊𝚜𝚎 𝚏𝚒𝚕𝚎 𝚕𝚘𝚊𝚍𝚎𝚍 𝚜𝚞𝚌𝚌𝚎𝚜𝚜𝚏𝚞𝚕𝚕𝚢!
-> 𝚘𝚙𝚎𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚌𝚊𝚜𝚎 𝚏𝚒𝚕𝚎, 𝚙𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚎 𝚠𝚊𝚒𝚝....
-> 𝚌𝚊𝚜𝚎 𝚏𝚒𝚕𝚎 𝚜𝚞𝚌𝚌𝚎𝚜𝚜𝚏𝚞𝚕𝚕𝚢 𝚘𝚙𝚎𝚗𝚎𝚍! 𝚠𝚎𝚕𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚝𝚘...
𝚘𝚙𝚎𝚛𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗: 𝚋𝚛𝚘𝚠𝚗 𝚎𝚢𝚎𝚜 !
—> OVERVIEW
—> The death of Bruce Wayne has shaken the city of Gotham to its core. His presence defined the very city he vouched for for years, and while many mourned the death of one of the city’s highest elites, no pain could be compared to that of (y/n)’s, eldest daughter and heir to the Wayne Family. The beloved father-daughter duo were the saving grace of Gotham City; Bruce pouring his attention into politics, social and criminal justice and technology, and (y/n) strongly advocating for the arts, social change and socio-economical and political reform. With tragedy in the air and crime running amuck in the streets, what will become of the brilliant and beautiful (y/n) Wayne amidst the turmoil within her city, within her family, and within her own heart?
—> OBJECTIVES
—> (y/n) has not spoken since arriving at the Belfry. She spends her days reminiscing on the times when Bruce was alive, holding on to what little memories she has. Much of her memories are stored in the gifts Bruce had given her over the years, as well as moments the family has shared together. Your task is to retrieve these objects from across Gotham and unlock core memories of the heiress’s childhood with the Wayne family, in hopes to restoring (y/n) back to her original self.
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MAIN STORYLINE
NIGHTWING | RED HOOD | ROBIN | BATGIRL
ADDITIONAL ROUTES UNLOCKED
ALFRED PENNYWORTH | BRUCE WAYNE
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⚠️This Series Will Contain: canon-accurate violence with weapons such as guns, knives, batons, customized batman gear and other vigilante gear, hand to hand combat, mentions of blood, injuries, heavy talk about grief, depression, anxiety, major character death (bruce wayne/batman). Readers discretion is advised.
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dick: I’m gonna mess with him by calling him damian.
barbara: But that’s his name?
damian, entering the room: Hey, guys.
dick: Hey, damian.
damian:
damian: damain?
damain: Are you mad at me?
dick, hugging him: Oh damia— No no, I’m sorry, dami. Come here.
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