#peter is confused

[spideyson-stuff]

Tony always forgets his rule of never taking things directly from another person when he's with Peter

And it's so funny because he goes CRAZY when he realizes that Peter refuses to give him things directly, it's HILARIOUS!

Peter: Mr. Stark, your coffee!

Tony, going to take the coffee from Peter's hands IMMEDIATELY with a smile on his face: Thanks kid-

Peter places the coffee on a nearby counter and walks away with a smile on his face, Tony doesn't understand why he didn't just hand it over to him directly?

This happens more and more often with various things, papers, clothes, drinks, tools, Peter always leaves things near Tony for him to pick up but does not hand them over directly

Tony is honestly starting to get annoyed, why can't he just hand it over to me instead of making me go through the trouble of picking it up?

And one day, he confronts Peter about it

He is next to Rhodes talking about something, Peter arrived with the coffee they ordered, Peter always gets coffee for himself, Tony, Pepper and Happy when he comes over on Fridays and Saturdays, and leaves it on the counter for everyone to grab when they arrive

But when Rhodes is here he gets Rhode and Tony's coffee separately and "hands" it to them while they talk, Peter with a bright smile hands Rhodes the coffee in his hand and Rhodes takes it smiling, lucky bastard...

Then Peter leaves Tony's coffee on the table and gets up to leave, saying goodbye

Tony: Hey, Underoos

Peter: Uh? Yes Mr. Stark?

Tony: The coffee

Peter: Uhhhhh... it's right there? what?, did I got the wrong one? or-

Tony: Why don't you give it to me in my hand like you did with Honey Bear?

Peter stands in confused silence and Rhodes spits out his coffee in SHOCK

Tony:... What?

Peter: Uhm... don't you have a "never hand me things directly" rule?...

Tony turns red and starts stuttering something about "wait, no, that's not what I- YOU GOT IT WRONG!" Peter gets even more confused and Rhodes starts losing the shit out of him laughing how much of how idiot his friend can be sometimes

Peter hands the things over to Tony directly from then on, even if there are people around, everyone is shocked and Tony blushes slightly because, damn, his blind trust in this boy is so obvious?

[ravenclaws-stuff]

Peter: Truth or dare?

Sirius: Truth!

Peter: Do you-

Remus: I dare you to kiss me.

Sirius: *kisses Remus*

Peter, to James: They said “truth”, right?

[captainkirkk]

Concept: Peter actually got bitten by a totally normal spider. It's just a coincidence that his mutant powers were awakened around the same time

[venusimleder]

Dazed & Confused, February 1999.

Ph. Vincent Peters

[atrprkr]

Peter; at school and just got in trouble: I swear I'm innocent!

Principal; not amused: That's it. Your aunt passed? I'm calling your parents.

Peter: Haha, good luck with that!

Principal: What?

Peter: My parents are DEAD! *unhinged laughter*

Principal: but I have their phone numbers....

[ezkel]

James: most romantic ways to have a first kiss, wrong answers only

Remus: immediately after a death threat

Peter: while getting stabbed by your partner

Sirius: surrounded by dark magic

James: I said wrong answers only

[movienerd22]

Tony: *showing a picture of clearly Peter as Spider-Man doing something dumb on the screen*

Tony: can you explain what you’re doing in this picture.

Peter: *shrugs* that’s not me

Tony: that’s..not you ? *eyebrow raise*

Peter: uh nope

Tony:

Peter: *runs*

[adrixivy]

Peter has surely been through multiple injuries. It’s whether the Avengers know it or not. If they don’t, well it’s just one of the major bombs he drops on them and walks off casually.

Like a simple “Oh you know a building fell on me before?” Or a “I nearly got killed by a train before!” And cue everyone being shocked and then he walks away or change the subject so easily the avengers didn’t even realise

I can imagine him also always saying “Been there, done that” whenever a villain reveal their ‘grand’ scheme but he has already experienced that pain and he’s not amused yet not happy either

Villain planning to get superhumans such as himself and Steve to experiment on and clone them for some army to take over the world.

Peter simply scoffs and everyone looks at him, wondering his reaction. Peter, noticing the looks are looking at them weirdly in return too.

Peter: What?

Tony: Why’d you scoff

Peter: Is it abnormal to?

Tony, shaking his head: No, it’s like you’re unamused by his scheme

Peter, nodding with a smile tugging onto his lips: Oh yeah. Someone tried that before, mr villain! You’re not the original! I saw it firsthand!

The villain is disheartened and maybe distraught. The avengers are looking him wide-eyed in terror and Tony immediately pulls the “We’re discussing that later” card and they beat the villain’s ass

Though it doesn’t have to be a bad guy’s scheme all the time.

Clint, having fell from 20 stories and just finished surgery, lying on the medbay bed with a smug smile that shouldn’t be on at the first place: I hold the highest record!

Everyone is either unamused or sighs. Peter on the other hand:

Peter, not knowing what he’s about to say will crush Clint’s soul and adding it innocently: Oh I dropped down 24 floors before! Does that mean I hold the highest record instead?

Tony, eyes and mouth wide in shock and severely concerned, remembering that Peter hates hospitals and he probably didn’t have surgery after that fall: You WHAT?!

Clint, getting up and wanting to go to the nearest window to get the highest record: Someone take this needles off me, I need to jump off right now. It’s the 40th floor so I will win if I survive

Natasha, holding him down: Friday, lockdown the building and forbid Clint from going out of said building.

[beskarfrog]

so that's a kiss

1, 2, 3

[emdashbitch]

your honor I think they would be great friends

[your-neighbourhood-antisocial]

Sirius : uhm... Prongs, I'm gay

James : oh, I know you're dating moony since past 2 years after all

Remus : what!! I thought you and pads were a thing!

Peter : I thought all three of you were together!

Lily : wait, so y'all aren't dating each other?

Regulus : you and James aren't dating?

Barty and Evan : so you're telling us the marauders and lily aren't in a relationship?

Sirius : *groans* this is all messed up....... Wait how tf did you guys enter the Gryffindor common room?

[qcomicsy]

I lowkey like how Peter kept doing dumb shit even after the whole "with great powers comes great responsibilities" because it's peak teenage behavior. Like he is genuinely trying but the lack of commons sense will get him in trouble you know?

[fallintomidnight]

*marauders, sometime in their 3rd year*

Sirius, depressed : "I cannot believe that my parents are making me marry my cousin... Also, she's 3 years older than me..."

Peter, trying to help : "People marry their cousins all the time right?"

James, at the same time : " People marry people older than them all the time..."

Remus, in pure disbelief and is confused as fuck : "Who are these fucking people??"

Sirius, in a choked up voice : "My people..."

[venusimleder]

Dazed & Confused, February 1999.

Ph. Vincent Peters

[skeleton-squid-b0y]

ever think about twelve being so sick of losing people, especially losing people because of their belief in him as a hero, like amy. so he strips off that mask and shows how cold and calculating he is willing to be with lives and he chooses a face that shows his age and stops hiding his danger behind a charming smile or a bow tie. he does it as a kindness, so Clara knows what she's getting into. and she does. and she gets into it anyway. and it makes him even more desperate not to lose her. so he breaks all of his own rules, everything he stood for because just once he didn't want to have to lose someone. he went to the end of space and time the long way round, he beat death and he betrayed the home he spent his life searching for to try save her. for once he chose what he wanted, her, over the universe.

and after all that, all he managed to do was make it so she lost him instead.

[foolsocracy]

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