Sirius: Regulus got arrested at 2 in the morning. Guess who he called?
Sirius: Oh, James? His fiancé, logical choice right? No.
Sirius: Oh? Then, me. His brother, the most obvious choice at this point! No.
Mary: I’m confused, who the fuck did he call then?
Sirius, pointing at Remus: Him. And they got maccies right fucking after!! Instead of letting James and I know!
Regulus, nodding: Brother-in-law.
Remus, nodding back: Brother-in-law.
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Because almost everybody is doing this:
if this gets 100 notes, I’ll finally clean my room
if this gets 200 notes, I'll go on a long walk
if this gets 300 notes, I’ll post a picture of something artsy I made and proud of
if this gets 400 notes, I'll make marauders fanart ( I have been scared to do this to not dishonor them with my sucky skills)
if this gets 500 notes, I’ll post a link to one of my marauders era inspired playlists
if this gets 1000 notes, ill try to make sure I drink enough water (for at least a week, let’s not aim too high)
if this gets 5000 notes, within a month, ill try coming out to my best friend
edit: I did it! She just pretty much said “that explains a lot” and asked some questions. Overall great. Fuck you and thank you all for making me do this to
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"Not every ship has to be gay!"
Girl you're using TUMBLR. THE gayland. What did you expect?
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Sirius, about the fight jegulus just had: so when you two fight, he makes you sleep on the couch?
James: no, it's even worse. He sleeps on the couch. So on top of being alone, I'm left feeling guilty that he has to sleep on the couch because of me and I'm up all night thinking about my actions.
Sirius: *thinking* I have to make sure that Remus never learns this.
Regulus: I slept like a baby.
Remus: *nodding* I see.
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i did NOT need to see this thanks.
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Remus: Sirius is my friend and if he loves me, it’s the same way he would love a sibling.
Regulus: Sirius is my brother and if he looked at me the way he looks at you, I would have to see a therapist.
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