#rita skittles

[k-llforme]

I'm sorry for the photo but I did it in the dark and had to use the flash

Which of the Marauders my calligraphy reminds you of? :)

[swiftiereg]

they’re fucking btw

[wildoceanstarz]

Bella & Barty: Bitches be like “you’re mine”. First of all, I’m on probation, “I” belong to the state.

The Slytherins: …

[not-rab]

part six of Music and Memories, a Marauders band AU

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part five | part seven

[cheekyboybeth]

Marauders incorrect quotes

Rita: if you could say something to Regulus right now, what would it be?

Barty: um that we miss you and we’re looking for you

Barty: and Lily Evans from potions is pregnant

Evan: omg yeah

[whoopsiesnodaisies]

Bellatrix: BE A BETTER PERSON! Rita: WHY?! Bellatrix: BECAUSE SOMEONE NEEDS TO HAVE MORALS IN THIS RELATIONSHIP, AND IT SURE AS FUCK AIN'T GONNA BE ME, SWEETHEART!

[ohgodwhatdoiputhere]

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QUIDDICH HEARTTHROB JAMES POTTER HAS A NEW LOVER? Article by Rita Skeeter

We all know and love the quidditch star James Potter, ever since he first came to hogwarts he has captivated all of us with his charming looks and personality, truly the sun in person!

That's why ever since he reached the number one spot in rumours!'s "Hogwarts' most eligible bachelor" everyone has been desperate for a date with him.

However, James Potter himself just admitted to having a crush! And who wouldn't return this boy's feelings?

Last week we did a poll on who you thought could be this mystery person, here are the results! Stay till the end to find who was voted the most.

6. Severus Snape - 15 votes

Ever since stepping foot in Hogwarts these two seemed to have a strong rivalry, going as far as fighting each other on the hallway!

Despite the last 6 years, they seem to have made up? Since a few months ago they have been seen talking normally like nothing ever happened.

Did something happen between them? Some readers say that love was the glue that fixed old wounds, how romantic!!

5. Peter Pettigrew - 19 votes

Being childhood friends, it wouldn't be such a surprise if something happened between them. They are in the same friend group, have the same tastes, even share a room!

Apparently, some readers close to the boys have said that even though they are in the same group of friends, they seem to be more closed off with each other, preferring to keep to themselves in the group.

It's no doubt they have been though a lot together, maybe it was shared experices what pulled them together.

4. Regulus Black - 22 votes

Being his best friend's younger brother, they see each other quite a lot. But that's not only why this couple is so popular between the students.

Whilst James is caring and charismatic, Regulus is more reserved and mysterious, making them the perfect opposites attract!

"James is like the sun and Regulus the stars" Truly beautiful words by a secret informant.

They have even been seen practicing together. Even though they are enemies and in rival houses! It seems like love knows no limits.

3. Barty Crouch Jr. - 30 votes

What an unexpected duo! At a first glance, they would look like they have nothing in common, however, our readers are more observant than that.

Because Barty is a year younger, their first years together they didn't interact much, but as the years passed they seemed to become closer.

The couple has been caught spending time alone in quiet spaces more than once, and when questioned, they quickly change the subject. How suspicious!

One of Barty's housemates said he even went to look for him to speak privately during valentine's day. What could this mean? Our readers are certainly eager to find out more!

2. Sirius Black - 34 votes

He's James' best friend and has been ever since they first met. They are always together, and some people even refer to them as soulmates!

Sirius' good looks landed him the second spot in most eligible bachelor right next to James. It would be no surprise that they end up together.

The duo is known for their elaborate pranks, always being up to something. That's why even teachers have noticed their habit of constantly touching and whispering to each other.

They may cause trouble, but they certainly cause even more confusion about the nature of their relationship.

With their beauty, I'm sure everyone will have mixed feelings about them becoming a couple.

1. Lily Evans - 40 votes

With a whopping 25% of the votes, miss Lily Evans is positioned on first place.

She's the brightest witch of her age, has a heart of gold and strikingly good looks. They met during their first year and since then they have built a beautiful friendship.

James has shown an interest in Lily many times before, going as far as rejecting other people trying to flirt for her.

And even though Lily used to appear mad at him for these acts, lately she seems much more pleased with him than before.

"This truly is a match made in heaven" their yearmates say.

Everyone is excited about these two, how could you not love them!!

These were the results of the poll, who do you think he will end up with? Send us an owl if you have any more information, we're dying to know!!

[lionmythflower]

Im trying to get my friend to join the marauders Fandom what info do I need to give them and what fic should I make then read first

[glassy-eyed-poet]

Narcissa agreeing to the engagement with Lucius after Andromeda left, losing all hope with Alice, all hope of her dreams, all hope of another future.

Bellatrix starving herself, driving herself insane after Andie left, struggling to hold on to memories of her, eventually caving and joining the death eaters, eventually manipulated into thinking it was her destiny.

[thexultimatexmarauder]

people have opinions on these ships

marauders ship -war round 1a

(can't choose pick the one you think woul gossip more beause ive seen posts abou both ships doing that)

[norry-yippee]

How about instead of making existing mlm ships sapphic, we just pay attention to the sapphic ships we already have????

Crazy ik

[swiftiereg]

„Bellatrix was an evil maniac!“

Yes, but she is MY evil maniac.

[wildoceanstarz]

Marauders Masterchef AU

Currently watching Masterchef Australia and a marauders masterchef au would go soo hard

Judges: Minerva McGonagall, Rita Skeeter, Horace Slughorn, Frank Longbottom

Guest appearance: Tom Riddle is the chef making the last Pressure Test..

Dumbledore is the chef that comes from like a week at some point and seems nice but also send like 4 people home..

Alice Fortescue is the chef that comes and help them out a few times in the Restoration Challenges during the competition

Evan Rosier is a young prodigy chef that comes a few times (and end up hooking up with Barty)

Poppy Pomfrey comes by also (Minnie and Poppy <3)

Etc, you get the idea.

Contestants: 25 (not in order of leaving)

1- James Potter, 2- Sirius Black (he registered under a fake name), 3- Remus Lupin, 4- Peter Pettigrew, 5- Marlene McKinnon

6- Lily Evans, 7- Mary MacDonald, 8- Dorcas Meadowes, 9- Pandora Lovegood, 10- Severus Snape

11- Emmeline Vance, 12- Emma Vanity, 13- Sybill Trelawney, 14- Molly Prewett, 15- Arthur Weasley

16- Bellatrix Black (her and Rita end up hooking up and after they’re found out she get ejected from the competition lol), 17- Damocles Belby, 18- Rose Rosmerta, 19- Stephen Gould, 20- Amycus Carrow

21- Edgard Bones or Amelia Bones, 22- Gilderoy Lockarts, 23- Lucius Malfoy, 24- Ignatus Prewett, 25- Myrtle Warren

It’s over the duration of a couple of weeks. They start not knowing each other’s at all.

I would probably play with the ages a little because otherwise it would be weird if most people are the same age lmao.

They all live in the same place for who knows how long so they form deep relationships. Some people fall in love along the way. Regulus and Sirius heal their relationship. Shit get messy when the families are invited.

It would literally be so fun… I can’t write it guys I have so many other project going on 😭😭 but like also I want too..

[starchaseriseverything]

Barty and Evan: *Doing stupid shit*

Rita and Bellatrix: *Giving weird looks*

Barty: Homophobic mother fuckers.

Regulus: How can they be homophobic?

Dorcas: Their gay.

Evan: their just jealous their not us.

Pandora: I'm sure that's it.

[not-rab]

enemies to lovers fic:

the villains - remus and regulus - are forced to work with the heroes - sirius and james - after one of them almost dies

mainly jegulus and wolfstar - background quillkiller and marylily - with even more background rosekiller and dorlene

10 chapters out of 15 so far -> 7,000 words!

read here <3

(warning: MCD but only at the end)