#shipping squad

[daddiesdrarryy]

Harry: Thank you for inviting me to Draco’s wedding today, Mrs Malfoy

Narcissa: Yes, it’s no problem, dear

Harry: This is probably a stupid question, but who is Draco marrying? I haven’t seen them?

Lucius: You. You’re the fiancé. This is your wedding with Draco

Harry: Wait, what?

Lucius: There’s your officiant. This is your wedding ring. I suggest taking him somewhere far, far away for your honeymoon.

Narcissa: For a week

Lucius: Here’s some money, make it two

Draco, walking in: Oh! This is beautiful! Who’s having a wedding today?

[draw-the-squad-like-this]

Draw your characters like this

[brightgoat]

(oc crossover) CRUELTY SQUAD x BROWSER HISTORY

Link, Everette, Psyche and Sisa belong to @e40536

bonus:

[iwannabealice]

pavitr: what happened?!

hobie: do you want the long version or the short version?

pavitr: short, i guess?

hobie: shit's fucked

pavitr: okay, long

hobie: shit's very fucked

[lolbree]

wait this isn't gorillaz

[mymarifae]

one billion kisses for anchan because she is the most special girl in the world and everyone loves her

[smoshpostiing]

taylor swift and travis kelce

(smosh's version)

[i-am-suffer]

[bluesfreakingart]

I find it funny how edward and jonathan went on manipulating jervis need for love and affection only to get uno reversed.

Riddler manipulating Hatter

Ah Yes! I can use he's tecnology for my own ends.

Riddler's subconscious: finally someone who will give me the attettion, love and devotion I só desperately crave!

Scarecrow manipulating Hatter

Scarecrows subconcious: ah Yes! I can use he's technology for my own ends!

...

Is this what feeling loved feels? It's nice, now I can never live again without it.

THEY ALL FUMBLED. THEY ALL FUCKING FUMBLED INTO EACHOTHER. THEY ALL WENT IN WITH KNIVES BEHIND THEIR BACKS LIKE "YES. I WILL BE USING THE OTHER FOR MY SCHEMES!!! HAHA!!! SURELY NOTHING WILL GO WRONG!" >Months into "Jerv+Jon were supposed to go back to their lairs but Eddie never kicked them out" >They're just straight having food together, talking, venting, breaking down, sleeping and living together "hey wait a minute"

[acediathemelancholy]

Basically the thought process of shounen dudebros vs shippers when watching any media

[cerealmonster15]

five stages of adeuce ft the trials and tribulations of ace trappola

[daddiesdrarryy]

James: How do you feel about children?

Regulus: They’re okay, I guess. I mean, if I saw one, I wouldn’t throw a rock at it

James: Why would you throw a rock at a child?

Regulus: I just said I wouldn’t!

[draw-the-squad-like-this]

Draw your squad like this

[lucy-ghoul]

can't believe a show based on a videogame (usually games adaptations are notoriously bad, which isn't the case here tho) gave me the beauty and the beast/twisted mirrors/enemies to traveling companions/ruthless antihero+optmistic but still badass heroine who takes none of his shit/age gap but make it sexy dynamic of my dreams. as much as i love maximus and i think he deserves the best writing ever because 1. he's a clever deconstruction of the aspiring Knight bro who's actually a bit of a loser and, as much as lucy, sees the world in black&white at first and then doesn't get what he thought he wanted but what he needs (or at least i hope he'll eventually get it), and 2. he's a cutie and i want an epic love story for him too, it's very funny how they tried to give us a puppy kind of romance and the tumblr girlies still fixated on the "toxic ~she bites his finger off and he cuts hers off and sews it on his hand in what we'll pretend it's a symbolic marriage rings exchange or whatever~ asshole who used to be a nice guy/good girl™ with a lot of spunk and hidden anger but unshakeable morals" kind of relationship.

[strawberryduckmenace]

I HAVE DONE IT

MWAHAHAHA

@peppermintz-25 @smoken-bagel @sillyosclover

@tdutb

[techwrecker]

if you ship clones with each other, you need severe, clinical help. idgaf.