#shitpost (with love)

[beepboopappreciation]

Is this anything

[axziom13]

[bisexualvader]

what my notifs look like currently

[ophanim-vesper]

obsessed with how the entire movie is just this

[themaidenofwords]

Jon: Wow look at all of these Freaks and Weirdos in these statements. Good thing that I'm unlike them and always logical and intelligent.

Also Jon: Supplemental-- I am in the walls.

[splinnters]

is this anything

(edit: there’s a fic now)

[lleafcup]

his ass finally got fired (and rehired)

[bookwyrminspiration]

if you all could see all the fanart i imagine in my head and never draw it’d blow your tits clean off

[demonicsuffrage]

It's so wild when you think about how much of a shift the batkids had after they were adopted by Bruce, because NONE had a sibling and were like-

Dick, who accidentally walked into Tim's room, spotting the robin shrine he has there:

Tim: ...I can explain

Dick, walking out: Nevermind! It's my fault for wishing for siblings when I was a kid

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Jason: Who the hell tweeted 'skibidi toilet rizz' 56 times from my twitter?!

Tim, salty about the titans tower incident, laptop in hand still open to Jason's twitter account:

Jason:

Jason: I wish Bruce had adopted a puppy instead of you.

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Damian, fuming after Bruce got them a shared hotel room on a vacation: I miss the days when I was an only child

Tim: Didn't your mom make like two thousand clones of you?

Damian: I would've preferred sharing my inheritances with all 2000 of them instead of you

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Dick, entering his room at the manor after a patrol and spotting Duke on his bed and immediately shrieking: BRUCE, THERE'S A RANDOM KID IN MY ROOM

Bruce: Dick, this is your newest brother, Duke

Dick: And you gave him my room?!

Duke: Wow, the colour scheme in here is so 80s

Dick: Consider me and you estranged from now on

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Bruce: Jason, unblock your brother, he is currently crying in the living room because of it.

Jason, had blocked Dick after the thirst trap Dick posted got over 100k views on tiktok and now everyone and their sibling was asking for Dick's number: What brother? I identify as an only child.

[girlnut]

computer show me men furiously jerking off and desperately rutting their hips into their own hand. puter let me see men mindlessly grinding into whatever they can get their hands on until they finish in their boxers. computer i wanna see men throwing their heads back in pleasure as they gasp and pant and whimper. puter give me eager men just trying so desperately to get themselves off. puter can you hear me

[thatrandomlemononyourcounter1]

"You can't make friends onli-" I would defend any of my Tumblr mutuals to the death with only a pocket knife and random rock, you heathen.

[petrichor-moss-and-lightning]

being a lesbian is so dumb. this girl once sent me a photo of a rat she found in a dumpster and i imagined kissing her in a botanical garden

[mintroclus]

Love is love when you're in the dungeon

[unrelatedsideblog]

Little shit.jpg

[deanablack]

If we're not fools in love then what's the point

[infraredss]

never gonna argue with an butch lesbian. whatever u say handsome. wanna make out