#source: Shrek 2

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Kate: What about my rights?! No one said “you have the right to remain silent”!

Clint: Kate, you HAVE the right to remain silent. What you lack is the capacity.

[waterfire1848]

[ After Aang saves Azula's life. ] Azula: Stop, Avatar! I have misjudged you. Aang: Join the club. We’ve got jackets. Azula: On my honor, I am obliged to accompany you until I have saved your life as you have spared me mine. Zuko: I’m sorry the position of reformed Fire Nation royal has already been taken. Let’s go, guys!…Guys? Azula: 🥺 Zuko: Guys!! Sokka: Let’s keep her. Zuko: Say what?!? Katara: Come on, Zuko. Zuko: Ugh!!

[movietimegirl]

Wade: *pop*

Logan:

Wade: *Pop*

Logan:

Wade: *POP*

Logan:[restrains temper] Oh! For five minutes... could you not be your fucking self? FOR FIVE MINUTES!!!

Wade:

Logan:

Wade: *POP*

Logan: AAAARGH!!!!!! 

[incorrectgbafequotes]

[oneshoulderangel]

I don’t know why…but this scene from le morte de Arthur just reminds me so much of that one moment in shrek 2, so enjoy the really rough sketch.

Like this has to be one of the weirdest days of Arthur’s life so far.

Pellinore is somehow the character I find the funniest through no fault of his own.

[virtuouswhitehatorganization]

Demencia Being Herself Annoys Flug

 Flug (to Demencia): For five minutes, could you not be yourself? FOR FIVE MINUTES!

[Demencia continues smiling at him smugly.]

[sweetpeaches666]

Shockwave, in his Longarm disguise: But look at me! Look what I've done for him.

Megatron: It's for you to stop living a fairytale, Shockwave. He's an Autobot... and you're a Deception. That is something no amount of disguise is ever going to change.

Shockwave, looking at Bumblebee and his friends through a window: But... I love him.

Megatron: If you really love him... you'll let him go.

[totallycorrectsailormoonquotes]

That's right, I'm dangerous AND cute!

Sailor Chibi Moon

[angelofthenight]

Jervis: Don’t you worry, I will always be here to make sure no one bothers you.

You: Jervis.

Jervis: Yes, (y/n)?

You: You’re bothering me!

[incorrectly-quoting-mxtx]

Wei Wuxian, sitting in a Wen prison cell: What about my Miranda rights? You’re supposed to say “I have the right to remain silent”! NOBODY SAID I HAD THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT!!!

Jiang Cheng, sitting next to him: You have the right to remain silent, what you lack is the capacity.

[streets-in-paradise]

*a few hours after the fellowship leaves Rivendel*

Pippin: Are we there yet?

Boromir: No.

Legolas: Not yet.

Pippin: Okay. Are we there yet?

Legolas: No.

*Going through Caradhras*

Pippin: Are we there yet?

Aragorn: No!

Pippin: Are we there... yet?

Gandalf: Yes.

Pippin: Really?

Gandalf: NO!

*at the gates of Moria*

Pippin: Are we there yet?!

Gimli: No!

Pippin: Are we there yet?!

Aragorn: No, we are not!

Pippin: ARE WE THERE YET?!?!

Aragorn and Legolas: NO!!!!!!

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Kate: Don’t you worry, I will always be here to make sure no one bothers you.

Clint: Kate.

Kate: Yes?

Clint: You’re bothering me.

[waterfire1848]

Azula: Thank you gentleman! Someday I will repay you! Unless of course I can’t find you or if I forget!

[movietimegirl]

Spider: *Pop*

Quaritch:

Spider: *Pop*

Quaritch:

Spider: *Pop*

Quaritch: Oh! For five minutes.

Quaritch: Could you not be yourself…for FIVE minutes?!

...

Spider:...*Pop*

Quaritch: Gah!! Are we there yet?!

Wainfleet: Yes!

Spider: Oh, Finally!

[ladymiraclewings]

[In the Human Realm in S3] Gus Porter: I don't wanna die! I don't wanna die! Oh, sweet mother of Titan of mercy! I'm melting! I'm melting!! Luz Noceda: It’s just the rain, Gus.

[cyber-streak-2]

*Post LL*

Misfire, about Krok: Look, he’s not wanting to see anybody today. Okay?

Anode: That’s okay, buddy. We’re from the union.

Misfire: The union?

Lug: We represent Cybertronians in all organizations, both evil and benign.

Misfire: Oh, alright.

Anode: Are you feeling at all degraded or oppressed?

Misfire: A little, yeah. We don’t even have dental.

Anode, softly, to Lug: They don’t even have dental.