#villainous incorrect quotes

[paper-gold-theories]

click here to see dr flug’s private only fans nudes leaked!!!!! (100% real not a virus!!!!!!)

GoldHeart and Miss Heed totally clicked the link.

I headcanon for his public image GoldHeart calls everyone (his follower, heroes, ect) "friends"

Demencia cackled for an hour before showing this to a flustered Flug.

Flug rose from the dead on social media after many years just to unblock GoldHeart (who was still writing in caps) to dm him to confirm if he clicked it, which he totally and profusely denied. Their conversation lasted for an hour which somehow lead to another conversation of GoldHeart trying to convince Flug to redeem himself which lasted for another few hours that ended with Flug blocking GoldHeart again. (So GoldHeart was able to dodge and distract Flug from the original topic and managed to keep his secret safe)

Everyone wondered who created this?

It was actually BlackHat who asked V.I.R.U.S. to create this for his own trolling amusement and entertainment in exchange for another Hero Extermination Service.

[virtuouswhitehatorganization]

No One Brainwashes Her Nerd

Demencia: You can blast me away a thousand times, but I'll get you sooner or later! Flug ain't gonna be your lap dog.

[incorrectbatfam]

Goon #1: Last night, Red Hood paid the boss a visit, and Robin picked up a grenade someone left on a crate, and let me tell you...

Goon #1: When Hood yelled “Put that shit back!” so loud, you know what I did?

Goon #2: You put your own shit back, didn’t you?

Goon #1: I put my own shit back.

[sluty-hanfu]

It's hard to be the right hand man of horny and happily married Demon Emperor

(It happens every week)

[3kidsinacoat]

Tianlang-jun: Master Shen, can I offer you something? Water? Tea? My nephew's hand in marriage?

Shen Qingqiu: what?

Tianlang-jun: Perhaps wine? Some snacks? My sons hand in marriage?

Shen Qingqiu: I-

Tianlang-jun: Tanghulu? Congee? My hand in marriage?

[batfamhyperfixation]

The Batkids: *all sitting on the floor huddled around a phone*

Bruce, walking up: What are you guys doing?

Tim: We're playing a new game. Its like truth or dare, except it is only dare, and all the dares are decided by a random word generator set for verbs, if we need more context we can randomly generate a noun too. Here, Steph is next, watch.

Steph: *clicks the generate a word button* 'appreciate'? *Clicks for a noun* 'Scene'? Am I supposed to go to a play? Look at the top of a mountain?

Damian: you have to get to the top of the hill, adequately appreciate the scene, and get back before your next turn, otherwise you are out

Steph: *gets up and runs out of the house*

Jason: My turn *presses the randomly generate a word button* Request *presses to randomly select a noun* cookies. Fuck yes! Alfred!

Cass, soaking wet, signing: not fair

Bruce: hey, I saw Dick's car out front, where is he?

Duke: he got 'vanish'

Tim: Still better than that time Jason got 'die'

Damian: me next, 'read'

Jason, walking in with a plate full of cookies: you gotta read and finish Pride and Prejudice before your next turn.

Damian: That's impossible! Without Dick that is only 5 people before me.

Tim: Impossible if you sit here complaining. Better hop to it.

Damian: *running to the library*

Duke, stealing a cookie: you wanna try, Bruce?

Bruce: maybe just once *clicks the button* 'grin'

Tim: Batman has to smile for an entire day fighting bad guys and dealing with the Justice League

Bruce: I don't like this game

[poppy5991]

[luxthestrange]

BNHA Incorrect quotes#9 Ya like jazz?~

Villain Y/n Falling in love with Fatgum...Thats it...Literally Hot Villain falling in love with the cuddliest-looking hero...

Villain!Y/n*Eyes focusing Solely on him,Evading his attacks*...

Fatgum*Slightly weirded out*...

Villain!Y/n: Hey Let's play 20 questions while we fight you first!~

Fatgum:...Uh...What's your favorite color?

Villain!Y/n*Laser Focus dodges his fist and manages to be face to face*TRIANGLE-ARE YOU SINGLE? BACKUP QUESTION WOULD YOU BE INTERESTED IN DATING ME?

Mr Compress: Y/N!?-

Villain!Y/n: shut yo damn mouth you! IM COURTING HERE!?-

-Back in your center of operation-

Hench: Do you realize there's a rumor going around that you're in love with Fatgum?

Villain!Y/n*Is making a collage of pictures of Fatgum on their wall* A rumor? Are you telling me people are doubting it??

[cod-dump]

Villain!Ghost: “playing dumb isn’t cute”

Villain!Ghost: Who says I’m playing? This is the default factory setting and I have no idea how to turn it off

Villain!Ghost: There was assembly required and they threw out the instruction manual and a box of screws. I’m being held together by tape and glue and some bubblegum

Soap:

Gaz: Please pick someone else-

Soap: I want that one

Gaz: *groans*

[mha-quotes-and-such]

Hawks: I'm going to torture you Dabi: Kinky. Go on. Hawks: I think you’re sweet and beautiful Dabi: …Wait what- Hawks: I know deep down you care for others, and you deserve to be cared for as much as you care for them Dabi: Absolutely not Hawks: Your feelings and needs are valid and deserve to be heard Dabi: I need a safeword!

[the-league-of-villains]

Dabi, eating breakfast : Oh, hello again. We really need to stop meeting like this.

Hawks, who walked out of his bedroom in his house into his kitchen : Maybe we would, if you would STOP BREAKING INTO MY FUCKING HOUSE

[paper-gold-theories]

Flug: This is probably the second weirdest way I’ve almost died.

Demencia: What was the first?

Flug, laughs: It’s very complicated but, long story short, I'm banned from every Tacos Dorados in the continent.

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It was so utterly ridiculous and crazy, Flug could look back at the incident and laugh. He is almost kinda proud of the band.

GoldHeart was there and he still couldn't believe that happened.

[virtuouswhitehatorganization]

Ms. Metal Wing Calls It Life

[Young Dr. Flug is enters late for evil science class due to some unfortunate encounter beforehand.]

Young Dr. Flug: Sorry I'm late... horrible... nightmare visions! 

[Professor Metal Wing rolls her eyes unsympathetic to his excuses.]

Professor Metal Wing: It's called life, Flugslys. Now sit down!

[incorrectbatfam]

[after Jason returns from the League of Assassins]

Damian: Did you lose your job because of me?

Jason: Nah, the manager’s a vampire and he wanted me to join his legion of the undead.

Damian, quietly: I knew it.

[silversynaesthesia]

[sluty-hanfu]

soft lbh sketch