RWBYJNPR: *waking up hungover after their graduation party*
Jaune: *crawls out from under Blake’s bed* …uuuhhhhh…I think I need a medic…
Ruby: *draped over the couch like a decorative blanket* …aren’t you a medic…?
Jaune: …
Jaune: …in that case, I’m the last thing I need…
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Stiles: you care about people?
Peter: some of my best friends are people
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Sam: Can’t you ever be serious?
Scott: I tried it once. Everybody laughed.
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12: Can't you put your hostility aside for one minute.
Missy: Oh, alright. I'll stack it on top of my anger.
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Barbarian: You think you’re real smart. But you’re not smart; you’re dumb. Very dumb. But you’ve met your match in me.
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Lockwood: We’re lost.
Lucy: Lost? As in ‘Where the hell are we?’
Lockwood: We’re not totally lost. We’re still in London.
Lucy: You said this was a shortcut!
Lockwood: It is a shortcut! Look how fast we got lost!
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Horned Head: Can't you put your hostility aside for a moment?
Daughter Dooley: Oh, alright. I'll stack it on top of my anger.
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Caitlyn: Mel, it's like 110 degrees. How are you not sweating?
Mel: First of all, I don't sweat. I perspire. Secondly, I never perspire.
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John: you care about people
Dave: some of my best friends are people
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Calvin: Can’t you ever be serious?
Rocky: I tried it once. Everybody laughed.
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Kinkajou: Carnelian, wake up!
Carnelian: I'm not sleeping, I'm dead. Leave flowers and get out.
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Desdemona: "Be serious for a minute."
Deacon: "Thirty seconds is my record."
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John: there's no room on this team for idiots
Fred: Should we leave alphabetically?
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Y/N: Can’t you ever be serious?
Wade: I tried it once. Everybody laughed.
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Nardole: Doctor, wake up!
12: I'm not sleeping, I'm dead. Leave flowers and get out.
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Luzian: Nagyunn, wake up!
Nagyunn: I'm not sleeping, I'm dead. leave flowers and get out.
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