If Markus & McFeely Wrote Female Characters The Same Way They Wrote Steve Rogers:
'the real tragedy of Natasha Romanoff's ealy life was that… 😔 she had no boyfriend'
'Captain Marvel's amnesia was sad because… 😔 it stopped her getting a boyfriend'
'Three generations of Wanda's family were killed but even worse… 😔 she was man-less'
'FemaleCharacter's story had a good ending because... she finally got a boyfriend!!' 🤩
Male character who has been following the Heroine around all movie after she specifically said she isn't looking to date right now: This scene of your triumph is complete because... I am announcing I am available for you to date. You're welcome. 😌
The Same Character Later on: I am violently attacking you and publicly shaming you for receiving unwanted attention from another man -- how dare you do that when I specifically said I would be available for you to date, and that's ALL you're supposed to care about, Female Character!!
Sexy Male character in the sequel who has been subtly hitting on the Heroine all movie: Look, I get that your family is dead your best friend is dead and everyone else you ever heard of is dead, and you're alone in the future but.... when are you going to get a boyfriend?? *in the middle of fighting bad guys* Why don't you let me set you up on a date with a guy? *kicking Nazis off rooftops* What about Laurence from Accounts, he likes you? *having just escaped Nazi death squad* When was the last time you even last kissed a man? *dodging missiles* Seriously you don't even have like a casual boyfriend?! *in a graveyard after they've brought down an entire alphabet agency* Girl what about that male nurse next door he seems nice-
Just watched a video review on The Twilight Saga's Breaking Dawn movie and I was once again reminded of its existence and because of this I also remembered that I own the entire series both in movies as well as books. And honestly even though it's a dumpster fire straight from hell, it's an entertaining one that I unfortunately will forever adore. Lmfao.
Me about my favourite girl blorbo: "My darling angel girl. A queen. Too good for this world. Never done a thing wrong."
Me about my favourite boy blorbo: "Look at this trash gremlin. My disaster son. Professional bitch. Why are you like this. You're killing your mother."
Steph: Lol canon, what format did you use?
Cass: 🫢
Dick: Jason please go to bed
Jason: What? do you support the rich now?
Damian: Todd, we are rich.
Jason:... oh my god i'm a monster
Dick: *sigh* Goddammit-
Dick: You wanna watch a body cam compilation of rich karens getting arrested?
Jason:...
Jason: ...yeah.
Cass:☝🏻👩🏻→🎬👥
Dick: Of course, meet us in the second theater
Jason: God we are fucking rich?? Ew-
Damian: I shall arrive with popcorn
Jason: Who said you were invited?
Damian: Ahem?
Jason:.. Bring Dicks gummy stash
Dick: HEY!!
You know, I was just thinking, what if the reveal that Steve lost his virginity is leading up to another reveal that Steve got that showgirl pregnant. And then we meet Steve’s granddaughter from that woman and she inherited his super soldier serum. And she looks remarkably like Steve and has a similar personality.
I do not understand why fannon seems to think Stephanie and Riddler would be frenimies. There is no cannon evidence for it at all. But I do subscribe to this hc for no other reason than Stephanie needs someone to trash talk her dad with and no one else gives a shit about Cluemaster.
i was talking to my coworker abt the lightlark review + when i said the book was HORRIBLE, she went, “worse than the other one?!!” yes but i wish i could say the two were equally horrible </3
Okay, this is fun. Stephanie Izard is one of my all time favorite Top Chef hamsters (and I fucking love that she beat that douchenozzle Blais) and Kish's friendship with Stephanie Cmar always cracks me up. The concept of Izard's coming up with a dish using the ingredients available to the hamsters isn't entirely fair since she isn't under the same time and pressure constraints, but the interaction and BtS bits are cute.