#stupid au

[daemonmage]

A Stupid Batfam AU

Jason’s and Bruce’s rocky relationship is actually a pr move to make sure the rest of the batfam doesn’t get attacked by reporters and gcpd.

Essentially Red Hood, while liked by the Crime Alley citizens and other citizens as well, has a pretty bad reputation with a lot of the rest of the city. The GCPD hate him for his overt violence and the head incident. The Media hates him cause he’s what they all feared Batman would become and are constantly creating news stories on him. A lot of the other citizens are just scared of him cause sometimes his temper gets out of control. It’s not the best reputation.

Bruce and Jason have long since talked and settled their differences. Well, it’s more of a “I don’t approve of your methods but I will acknowledge you as a person who wants to help, but I will still dislike the guns. Also I missed you” from Bruce and “I’m not happy with a lot of your decisions but I also understand why you came to those decisions. I’m still mad but I now know that you missed me and I missed you too” from Jason. They’re better than they were originally and honestly that’s all they could hope for. Jason visits the manor more and is having fun being brothers to Dick and Tim.

Here’s the thing though… his reputation as Red Hood may have accidentally spread to the other Bats. A few team ups here and there (and the red bat on his chest) have made everyone assume that Batman is now working with Red Hood, a known crime lord. The media and GCPD were on them like flies on shit. Jim tries to calm down the gcpd with mixed results, but he can’t stop the media from blowing this out of proportion. It’s like the news channels from Dark Knight Returns, but worse.

Jason, who just got his family back, is fucking pissed. Jason is also dramatic as hell. Bruce was willing to just deal with this, but Tim is too new at this to be caught in the crossfire. Bruce was just gonna bench him out of fear until things calm down (he’s dealt with this before) but Jason brings up his plan to Bruce. Bruce isn’t as dramatic as Jason, however he is still absolutely dramatic. He agrees. So begins an epic fight between two ideals that ends two vigilantes at each other’s throats constantly.

Red Hood and Batman fight any time they are together, Red Hood is arrested by Batman on multiple occasions, and Red Hood always escapes leaving terrifying threats spray painted where the bat can see. (Jason and Bruce give each others shit for the pot shots they take and Bruce compliments Jason’s form when he gets a good hit in, Bruce gives Jason a heads up to the easier ways to get out of a police car and Jason ignores him going for the most dramatic ways, Bruce complains that the code Jason uses for his threats are obvious and he can just ask Alfred himself for cookies, why does Bruce have to be the middle man.)

The super hero community doesn’t really know this (cause they can be pretty bad actors at times, says Bruce) tis can cause problems. Superman and Green Arrow capturing Red Hood. Batman had to pull the “he’s Gotham’s problem give him to me,” which led to a hour of arguing to get Jason back. Tim’s friend have Red Hood on their hit list for what Hood did to Robin (Tim is over it but he does use this as a way to get back at his brother when he pisses him off) and Red Hood has to be on the Villain List to sell the act, so every hero ever knows the Red Hood is a villain. This leads to chaos.

There are still rough moments where Bruce and Jason still fight, but it’s better. Jason gets to hang out and play games with Tim. He plans overly dramatic fights with Dick (with full plot cause these two are so extra.) He helps Alfred in the kitchen again talking about books they’ve both read. He and Bruce talk again, they talk about their fears and what they’ve missed. It’s better, and that’s all that really matters.

[cnwolf-brainrot]

stupid Ninjago AU that I kinda love:

AU where Kai loses his fire powers again but he just says “screw it im sick of this” and instead of moping about being unable to create fire he just grABS A FLAME THROWER—

[wyrm-with-a-why]

You want a Megop au with weird plot I’ll give you a Megop au with weird plot(no one asked)

Ok so it’s Tfa and his repair crew gets scattered by the space bridge explosion and end up on earths moon. On the dark side of it they find a shipwreck so they investigate, cautious and slow. As they enter they notice there’s a weird amount of white flowers somehow growing from nothing all along the walls. Whatever, they continue. Into a specific chamber they go and there’s a corpse in there, sitting on its knees, head slumped forward. It’s Megatron, Optimus recognizes the frame from his history videos. Flowers cover his what looks like dead body. Then as the bots get closer he sits up a bit. His eyes are dull and hopeless. The Autobots freak out and run. Megatron’s sigh is heard echoing through the ship, hopeless and exhausted. Everyone’s back on the ship but eventually Optimus feels the overwhelming curiosity to see Megatron again. He had questions. So he heads back into the shipwreck when no one’s looking and approaches Megatron slowly. He was intimidated for sure but Megatron didn’t seem as intimidating in such a sad state. Megatron senses him enter and sighs and looks up. His eyes go wide with sorrowful horror. He cries out in pure grief. To Megatron, Optimus reminds him too much of his deceased sparkbond. Kiloton

Megatron’s grief is like an infection. It spreads rapidly like a shockwave. Soon, Optimus is feeling a terrible sparkache and he can feel himself crying. He can’t understand the grief but he’s just so sad, as if he’s lost someone. Megatron is hunched more now as tears fall which causes his body to shake as he sobs, and his tears are mirrored to everyone affected by his overwhelming grief.

Optimus wants to help because Optimus is the goodest boy. He doesn’t understand Megatron’s sorrow but will try.

And the story may dramatically unfold. Optimus sort of being like therapy to the absolutely shattered Mech. Then bam, he catches feelings when Megatron musters the strength to leave the room he’s been rusting away in.

This will be continued more often istg I kinda like it. But I’m sleepy. Also, this au will be called Mourner Megatron and is inspired by Hollow Knights grey mourner.

I’ll probably make more storyline and little scenarios to come. But I need sleep

[livermoss]

let me cook

[i-am-a-fan]

Au where Macaque is a sculptor and carved Wukonh out of stone.

No. his artstyle did not change

[donotrefertomee]

AU! where Rick O'Connell finds Ahkmenrah's grave instead. (Idk man- I've been hyperfixating on both movies haha.)

Also have a little shitty sketch for that <3

[magg0ts666]

Idk how to explain this but Oswald is a Professor and Ed still work in the GCPD

I BLAME THIS MF

School of rock but gotham

i'm so cringe sorry

[sparklebear11]

Stupid au I have:

Haymitch really liked Effie and he wrote this song 😭-

He thought she'd fall for her if he sang a song 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭-

[stupid-toh-aus]

Stupid "Watching and Dreaming" AU where Luz gets rejected from Eda's wild magic university

[celestianstar]

stupid au idea

wei wuxian makes an ao3 account writing rpf about a cute guy that goes to his college (lan wangji) and ends up including his friends and family as a way to vent and get self indulgent

then wangji finds the account, because wei wuxian never thought anyone would find it so he used real names

[daemonmage]

I need Bruce doing things he believes is completely out of character for Batman just to scare people. Like full on just putting Brucie into Batman as revenge against the annoyances he’s received.

Hal walks into the meeting room early for once and sees Batman kicking his feet a doodling in his lead lined notebook with a sparkly gel pen.

Hal: “uhhh”

Batman: “Hi GL~”

Hal: flees

By the time the meeting comes around Batman is once again the stoic scary man he always is. Hal is half convinced that it was a hallucination of some kind, maybe lack of sleep or that bagel that Barry dared him to eat.

The meeting ends and everyone is just hanging out. Hal goes over to talk to Barry when he swears he hears Batman’s voice say “no one will ever believe you” in his ear. Hal doesn’t sleep well for a week.

(Batman is very smug about it, that’s what he deserves for eating his bagel. Alfred made the spread for it.)

[just-an-enby-lemon]

Stupid au: Bruce still adopts Dick and they are still Batman and Robin but neither of them know the other secret identity. Bruce thinks Robin is just a random kid who is following him and Dick thinks Batman is a cool criptic secretly living under the massion.

[wyrm-with-a-why]

That one time in the IDW comics or whatever when Megs is stuck alone with ravage for god knows how long but instead of being there with just them two what if his dumbass son(Cyberverse Megs) tumbles through a portal and gets stuck with them also and then stays there and vibes(Ravage is like mf WHAT then gets chill with the autistic child) then the LL crew shows up but everyone’s sleeping but Cyberverse he wakes up. Sees a huge group of Autobots and aims and charges up his gun and is like GRR STAY AWAY HISS HISS then chaos ensues when IDW calms his son down

[highlifeboat]

Okay so, I was rewatching some playthroughs of the Demos for RE7, and it seems pretty obvious that Mia is the one who kills Pete in front of Clancy, just given the way the killer sounds/stands and the fact they're... literally in Mia's clothes.

And I just like the vaguely comedically idea of Clancy surviving up until Ethan shows up, probably with Zoe's help, Ethan and Clancy team up and at some point Clancy asks why he's there at all because he just doesn't seem like the type to go exploring creepy house. Ethan says he's looking for his wife, and then pulls out a picture of Mia. And Clancy just giving him this "Bro what the fuck??" look.

[kricket-is-gayandtired]

i once came up with a w2h au before it had something to do with Sock not dying and him not meeting jonathan until they finally met in a mall?? jonathan liked had these dreams where he seen Sock but never actually met him until the mall idk

[donotrefertomee]

AU! Where Connor and Hank go to solve a crime at the museum and he interrogates Kamunrah.

"73 stab wounds! You didn't want to leave him a chance did you?!"

Hank is just in the back comforting Ahkmenrah like the good dad he is