#the archiver talks

[achy-boo]

𝚃𝙰𝙶: 𝚈𝙾𝚄𝚁 𝙸𝚃 !! 𝙸𝚝’𝚜 𝙿𝚛𝚎𝚝𝚝𝚢 𝚏𝚞𝚗𝚗𝚢 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚘𝚙𝚎𝚗𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚋𝚎𝚌𝚊𝚞𝚜𝚎 ....... 𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚗𝚎𝚡𝚝 4 𝚍𝚊𝚢𝚜 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕:

1. 𝙷𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚏𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚒𝚗 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚢𝚘𝚞

2. 𝙵𝚒𝚗𝚍 $20 𝚘𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚐𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚍

3. 𝙶𝚘 𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚙𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚘𝚗 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 4. 𝚈𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚋𝚎𝚜𝚝 𝚏𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚗𝚍 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚐𝚎𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚊 𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢 𝚗𝚒𝚌𝚎 𝚐𝚒𝚏𝚝

𝙱𝚄𝚃 𝚏𝚒𝚛𝚜𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚏𝚠𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜! *𝚂𝚎𝚗𝚍 𝚒𝚝 𝚝𝚘 10 𝚙𝚙𝚕 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚗𝚎𝚡𝚝 143 𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚞𝚝𝚎𝚜

𝙸𝚏 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚋𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚔 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚒𝚗 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚝𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚋𝚕𝚎 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑:

-𝚁𝚎𝚕𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚙𝚜

-𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚓𝚘𝚋/𝚜𝚌𝚑𝚘𝚘𝚕

-𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚏𝚊𝚖𝚒𝚕𝚢 𝚏𝚘𝚛 5 𝚢𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚜!!!

𝙽𝚘 𝚜𝚎𝚗𝚍 𝚋𝚊𝚌𝚔𝚜 x

I hate you but I love you at the same time Aphrodite..

@miloticbish @windblume-wishes @cupids-chamber @zeina-is-bored @riddlesimp @vampyrrez (Blame Aphrodite for this..)

[gentil-minou]

Everytime I see posts like this I get filled with such profound sadness

Cause you know who has the same brainrot as you? The same unhinged feelings as you after you've read the fic? The person who always wants to scream about the fic with you?

THE PERSON WHO WROTE IT

I never used to leave comments but since I got into the habit of commenting on everything i enjoy it's been incredible. Especially when the author gets back to me about it and we get to have a discussion of what other ideas they had. One writer replied to my comment with a 5 paragraph essay detailing the Floorplan of the building the characters lived in and it was incredible

Anyways this is all to say that if you find a fic that just makes you want to scream from the rooftops, leave a comment saying that to the author and maybe they will join you and you can scream incoherently together

[novahedron]

Joke that makes sense only to me and one (1) singular friend + live Martin and Tim reaction The vaguely referenced image:

[felixcosm]

I think it's mean how some people talk about fics on AO3.

'Oh you gotta wade through literal trash to find the good stuff'.

Were you not a beginner once? Did you not write crack fic or self indulgent things for your own entertainment?

Maybe don't speak that way about your fellow fic writers? Just because some fics aren't as polished as others, or involve fetishes and tropes you don't enjoy, or are not the style you want your fics to be doesn't mean they're trash.

It's a horrible thing to say and beginners are going to be discouraged from writing knowing that their fics might be considered trash because they're just starting out.

[hoperays-song]

The three distinct types of found family:

Commits crimes together.

Fights crimes together.

Constantly switching back and forth between the other two at a horrifying speed.

[valoale]

It never ceases to amaze me how brilliant fan fiction writers are, like, you take bits of something and can turn it into such brilliance and create crazy good plot lines with so much depth and layers and come up with all these ideas, like, literally blows my mind every time. The level of creativity is stunning

Never stop

[crispyliza]

I've got you all figured out fanartists

[nyctodromist]

my favorite thing about tma has always been the avatars who love the fears they serve, who show that love so vibrantly that, for just a moment, they sway you into feeling like you could learn to love that fear the way they do. when jane prentiss said "not loved as you would understand it, a deeper, more primal love, a need as much as a feeling" and when jude perry said "as the heat warped my bones and bubbled my flesh, all i heard was the loving exaltation of my god" and when mike crew said "falling had always held a special place in my heart, that wonderful border between terror and delight" and when manuela dominguez said "and at his words i felt afraid, and my heart soared in terror and elation as my eyes brimmed with tears, for i knew he spoke the truth" and when hezekiah wakely said "i had never felt such safety as within the crushing weight of earth all around me, the pressing embrace of the buried." do you get me

[ghostlysodo]

pov: jon fully acting out each of the statements he reads

[mindlessmedic]

Daisy and Jon are best friends, to me

(original under the cut)

[achy-boo]

Okay I am curious.

Pick any of my oc and tell me what do you want them to do.

@dxmoness @anxious-twisted-vampire @juvellianovo @lxdymoon0357 @iseethatimicy @sxnful-sins (Bc I know few will pick either Kuragari, KuraYAMI, Tsukii..or SumHi)

Limit: No biting of any of my oc’s tiddies and thighs.

[travalerray]

choose your horror denier: Alice "it has nothing to do with us" Dyer or Jonathan "it's all nonsense unless it's about two very specific people I hate very much" Sims

[pinkravat-art]

"breakfast" a tma s5 animation thing

audio on:333

dawg can't even fry me an egg in this eyeconomy

[constellama]

The Magnus Archives Dashboard Simulator

🕷️ arachnophobia-incarnate Follow

Oh my god oomfies you’ll never believe what I just found

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📚 jonathan-sims Follow

HELP THERES A DOG ON MY DESK???

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🫖 poet-tea Follow

HELP I JUST LET MY DOG INTO MY BOSS’S OFFICE??

📚 jonathan-sims Follow

LITERALLY WHO ARE YOU

🛶 timtimothy Follow

LMAOOOOO

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🪱 residentwormgirl Follow

I think there’s a wasp’s nest in my attic. I’m gonna go check it out.

🪱 residentwormgirl Follow

Do you hear that

🪱 residentwormgirl Follow

This is kind of a bop actually

☕️ ihavenohotcocoa Follow

op? op are you ok

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🎭 reliable-down-to-earth-nerd Follow

going on a date tomorrow! 😀

🛶 timtimothy Follow

haha what.

🛶 timtimothy Follow

can you repeat that op

🛶 timtimothy Follow

op?

🛶 timtimothy Follow

op can you repeat that

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👁️ bouchard-elias Follow

I love my job. Everything just goes according to plan exactly how I want it to.

📖 bookluvr Follow

Hi

👁️ bouchard-elias Follow

hey sorry for this but you wouldn’t happen to have seen a lead pipe lying around would you?

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🤡 notmyvoicebox Follow

does anyone have any skin? For no reason whatsoever of course. Like if you just have it lying around. Out of use.

🌀 funhousemirrorman Follow

why do you need skin

🤡 notmyvoicebox Follow

wouldn’t you like to know, door boy

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🐺 detective-daisy Follow

is there wifi down here

⚰️ wakelyupwhenimdead Follow

no

🐺 detective-daisy Follow

HELLO?? HELLO CAN YOU HEAR ME??

📚 jonathan-sims Follow

I CAN! I CAN HEAR YOU

🐺 detective-daisy Follow

Oh. You.

📚 jonathan-sims Follow

What. What does that mean

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👓 reliable-down-to-earth-nerd Follow

I can sense a promotion coming soon I’m so excited !!!

👓 reliable-down-to-earth-nerd Follow

are you SERIOUS

🛶 timtimothy Follow

I’m going to kill that old man with my bare hands HOW DARE HE DO THIS TO YOU QUEEN

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👤 averagescarehater Follow

WHYYY IS THE SKY LOOKING AT MEEEE

📚 jonathan-sims Follow

my bad

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[bleeding-seraphic]

Gertrude: Gerard, why does the Distortion call you babygirl

Gerry, lying in a hospital bed recovering from his successful brain surgery: do we have to do this right now

[leave-her-a-tome]

Don't open ao3 before bed. that is the devil speaking