#the joker rp

[gothams-clown-prince-of-crime]

*There was a loud knock at the door, Pop standing outside. They looked different from the last time Joker saw them, but there were thousands of improvements. Sharp claws, fangs, even a sharp point on their tail! It was perfect for what it was, a killing machine.*

Sir. *It spoke robotically, it’s face blank.* I am awaiting commands.

Oh goody! Go wait by the door. We’re waiting on your dear old dad.

[ohgodtheresanotherone]

@arkhambird

"I'll kill every joker!"

Sure you will!

[diamonddarlingxoxo]

“Aaaah...home again, home again...” Harley said while closing the door to her apartment behind her. She dropped her bag to the floor and waltzed over to the couch. Harley plops onto her couch and turns on the television and begins to watch some late night cartoons. She hears footsteps behind her.

“You have until the count of 3 to tell me why you're here”

She reaches under her couch. “1...2...3...”

[thebitchthatcleansarkham]

Hearing the way the Joker talks about Batman from his cell is fucking insane. You think they ever explored eachothers bodies ?

[gakoiart]

[ What a match!

I'm half-doomed. And you're semi-sweet. ]

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Hehe~ Guess the song! (This one is AkiRen coded? Not so sure. I'm reading what you think 👀)

• part 1 here!

[gothamcity-official]

Joker is out and fooling around

As is typical for April Fool's, the Joker has escaped and is making a mess. Please be careful and follow guidelines for proper masking for general toxins and specifics for Joker Toxin in particular. Stay safe!

[accidentallyadoptedbybatman]

To my fellow Gothamites

Does anyone remember that one day, before we had Signal, that during the morning at like 10am Joker held a Gala hostage as a weird Happy Birthday to himself and Batman just Did Not Show??

And Joker got so upset after 6 hours that he jusT LEFT?? Like he didn't even kill anyone he straight up just left and from that day since he's rarely to almost never attacked during the day

That wasn't a fucking fever dream was it??

[christelgothamite]

I went out of my house to get some fresh air, because I had a nightmare.

Why the hell is the joker dancing on a poll? Also is that "call me maybe" blasting from the speakers.

What is going on???

[future-mr-darcy]

@gothams-clown-prince-of-crime

I hope your really ready for the shit storm headed your way

- Roy

[gothams-clown-prince-of-crime]

@doctorcranes-ask, sorry buddy but it seems you’re little outing has been canceled. Little Duke felt bad and decided to hang out with me instead! Isn’t that so nice of him?

[ohgodtheresanotherone]

@doctorcranes-ask, @dyslexicmeltdown, @spoiledbutnotawayne.

I think I’m gonna be sick. ugh I can see the bone.

[caffine-addict-living-in-gotham]

Remember the time joker was the ambassador to iran? Fun times

[oneofgothamsinsane]

Warning for other gotham-goers

The water is once again, poisoned

Joker Gas, yada yada, stay tf away from Crime Alley bc A, Joker is gassing the place, and B, Red Hood is there and he doesn’t have runber bullets anymore

@gotham-response

[moonbuoy]

something i drew for two of my rp buddies

[dp-clarkjkent]

why doesn't batman want superman saving people in his city?? i thought once they started dating they were over that.

Believe it or not, Batman is very protective of Kal.

Turns out being invulnerable to practically everything is no reason to one's boyfriend not to worry about one's safety.

[amaranthmori]

Bringing snacks to your mans in lockup.